Meow Meow's cousin - Panda Man
"Oh!-" Moore's BMW let out another long roar and opened its hooves, and the dusty Howling Demon slammed into it with great vigour. Seeing this, www.biquge.info the orc general endured the severe pain, bent down and picked up the long-handled battle axe from the ground, trying to resist. But the winged man general flying in the sky, how could he give him this opportunity.
Moore swooped down with his arms on the halberd, and stabbed the back of the Screaming Demon's neck from behind. I saw the head of a red-haired orc flying up in the air, spinning and falling to the ground. Blood gushed out of the orc's huge, sturdy body like a fountain.
"Oh!-" "Happy!" "Kill the two-legged beast!" "Long live the top of the netherworld!" "Come and die!" "The light head grows big, and the head is full of, and the fart is useless!"
With the headless corpse of the Howling Demon, it fell to the ground with a thud in front of Moore. The morale of the top of the nether world was greatly boosted, and bursts of cheers erupted again, which could not be dispersed for a long time...
"Meow. Now, who else dares to fight again?" At this time, Meow's face was already very ugly. Among the orc generals, a small man wearing a hat heard this, held the hat in his hand, and moved his legs and feet.
"Meow meow. Let me go and smash him flat. Look at how arrogant those birdmen are!?" Watching the competition, I could already see that his blood was boiling, and he couldn't sit still at all, standing up his huge and terrifying body like a small mountain, and rushing ahead of the little man, patting his chest to fight.
"Meow. You can't do it! You are the commander of our army, and it is as easy to shoot him to death as it is to trample on an ant, at least until the opponent's most elite dragoons are dispatched, and then you will be able to play!" Meow galloped with a very ugly face.
"I—" Seeing this, the little man in the hat stepped out of the queue to speak, but was squeezed aside by a huge brown-haired orc.
"General Zhengbei. I am a member of the Hornet Clan, a lieutenant who has followed General Howl for many years. Willing to share the worries of the general and frustrate the enemy's spirit. The huge brown-haired orc paced to Meow's approach, kneeling on one knee with his hands in fists. I saw that he had a long beard and was obviously very old.
"Meow. The general is already old. I'm afraid—" Meow was reluctant to agree.
"As the saying goes, ginger is still old and spicy. If I don't win, I'll run back. Let's test the strength of the opponent as a step. The veteran leader clenched his fists and asked for instructions. Apparently, he noticed that the Winged Humans' bounty hunter, Moore, still didn't exert all his strength, and killing the two orc generals just now was like playing.
So, the veteran orc rider mounted a compound longbow and a spear on the back of a rhinoceros-sized fanged pig, the Dino-jaw Pig, and rode his horse to meet Moore, the bounty hunter of the Winged Humans.
"Who's coming, report your name!?" Seeing that the other party had finally sent a general with martial arts and not brute force, Moore asked loudly with his halberd and pointed only at the orc veteran.
"The old man is just a nameless person, why bother?" the orc veteran also used the long snatch in his hand, pointed at the wingman opposite, and stroked his beard teasingly.
"Is there no one in the barbarian territory? It is simply funny to send an old man with no name to the battle? Moore retorted loudly, without showing weakness.
"I am invincible in the world as the second prince of the barbarian territory, bravely crowning the three armies, and taking the head of the general in the million army is like probing for something; killing you is as easy as shooting an ant to death. Therefore, my famous generals don't need to play at all, and I'm an unknown old man, and it's more than enough to deal with you. The orc veteran taunted even louder.
"Damn!--Old man, take your life!!-" Moore, who had angered others just now, was enraged, and he picked up his halberd and rushed straight towards the orc veteran...
On the other side, in front of the viewing platform on the side of the Barbarian Army. The little man with the hat couldn't hold it back, took off the hat on his head, ran straight to Meow's eyes, and saluted with his fists.
I saw that the color of his coat was black and white, and both eyes had a big black circle, and he was chubby and cute, and his height was about the same as that of Redseus, far shorter than other orc generals, so it was no wonder that he would be ignored by others.
"Cousin. Below is Pande from the bamboo forest of Kunlun Mountain, please let him fight next?" As soon as the little orc spoke, he was shocked, attracting everyone's attention.
"Meow. What are you talking about!?Cousin?Who is your cousin?Is the Kunlun Mountain Bamboo Forest belonging to that tribe?" Meow was asked with a confused face, and found that the orc in front of him was very cute and very close, so he asked the other party with a cute face and bright eyes.
"It's the Panda Man!" The Panda Man !! like the Faerie Clan, the Panda Man who has long been extinct in this world!" "Yes, the last Panda Man!" The two guys, Redseus and Li Ming, were the first to react, and hurriedly got up, stretched out their hands to point at Pande, and their eyes lit up in amazement.
"It's not a panda man! It's a panda people! People from the outside world always like to call us by name. And there is no extinction, just seclusion, seclusion!" Pande heard this, and retorted loudly and excitedly.
"Meow Meow cousin. Master Pan Pan heard that you are unparalleled in benevolence and righteousness, Corporal Lixian, and Pan De, an apprentice and cousin in the special cultivation process, came to help his cousin, and supported justice, ended the troubled times, and saved the people of Dawn from fire and water.
We are a family of panda bears, now living in seclusion in the bamboo forest of Kunlun Mountain, not belonging to any tribe, and have been living a life of paradise without quarrel with the world. But after the master sacrificed to the heavens and divined the hexagram, he pinched his fingers and said: The ancient demon lord has reappeared in the rivers and lakes, the world is about to be in chaos, and there will be countless demons, demons, and evil people who will bring disaster to the world.
We, the panda people, can't stay out of the matter like this anymore, so we sent apprentices down the mountain. Pande continued to clench his hands into fists and spoke eloquently.
"Meow. Little brother Pande, what you said is reasonable. But when did this princess become your cousin?" Meow asked, still confused.
"Cousin. Don't you notice that your personality with your cousin and uncle is different from that of other orcs?"
"Meow. It's different, it's different, what's different, is it a comic?" Meow is very self-aware of his own guess.
"Funny, naughty, good at selling cute, born comedian, and not as cruel as other orcs. In his heart, Redseus summed up the common character traits of the little kitten, the big white cat, and the old man cat at once.
"Intelligent, imaginative, curious, inquisitive, compassionate and kind. Pander gave a completely different answer than what Meow and Redseus had imagined.
"Meow, let's just think it's what you say. What does that have to do with me being your cousin?" Meow didn't want to go around in circles with the other party anymore.
"Master Panpan is my grandfather. My cousin's mother, my aunt, went down the mountain and took refuge with the hornet, and then married my uncle. So, Cousin Meow, you're my cousin. And Chi Da Cousin. Also, the master felt very guilty for not fulfilling his duty of protection for the assassination of his aunt back then. Pander explained.
"What a mess this is!—" Meow was a mess in her head.
"Meow. You mean, Mother is a panda person!?" Then, she found the fatal error of the other party's logic.
"No, it's the Panda Man!" retorted again with great seriousness.
"Meow. Isn't that wrong!?My mother is a little bit more cute than a panda man, or a panda bear?" Meow also retorted seriously.
"That's because of the cat-bear man's magic - he can make his hair take on different colors like a chameleon. I'll cast a spell now, and whoever of you here has panda blood, you will know at a glance. The spirit of the sky, the spirit of the earth, the cat and the bear man - the original form is revealed. Pande then took out a bamboo pole from behind him, held it up with both hands, and shook it twice towards the sky.
The coat color on Meow's body immediately changed to black and white, and there were two more big black circles on her eye sockets. Chi's face also had two frighteningly large dark circles.
"Wow!--I don't look like !! I don't look like I'm exactly the same as the hero in the crossing, I'm a super funny ghost!!" On the premise that Tia used the spell mirror to shine on herself, Chi immediately covered her eyeballs with both paws and howled miserably.
It can be seen that although the big white cat said that he did not want to see the legendary Seven Heroes of the Ancient Ages, Chi, in fact, everywhere in his bones, he was competing with the ancient hero, and in his subconscious, he unconsciously took the other party as an example.
"Meow. Pande, no, cousin. Let my half-panda, no, panda-man cousin and cousin get back to where they were. Your father, who is also your uncle, must be scared to death if he wants to see your cousin's appearance. "Meow said the wrong thing several times in a row.
She knew very well that if she saw her stupid appearance, she would never be scared to death, but would die of laughter, or the kind of laughter that made tears flow down her eyes and roll on the ground with laughter, and when she thought of that scene, her face would burn with shame.
"Uh!! hahahaha!! the kitten turned out to be a silly female panda! The big white cat turned out to be a stupid male panda! No wonder I had never seen two orcs so funny before! I laughed so much that tears came out of my eyes!" No, there was already a ruffian named Redseus, who was rolling on the ground.
"Cousin. Not half, it's three-quarters of the bear-man blood. The uncle is also half panda and bear-human blood. In ancient times, we pandas were huge, but later on, they became shorter and more powerful.
When cats and bears are mixed with ordinary orcs, there is a possibility of atavism, resulting in extremely large individuals. My uncle and cousin are examples. The spirit of the sky, the spirit of the earth, the cat and bear people - lost in the crowd. Pande continued to explain in a serious manner, and shook the bamboo pole with both hands, so that the color of Meow and Chi's coat gradually returned to normal.
"Meow. Three-quarters of the pandas, fortunately, have returned. Meow stared at the color of her paws, gradually turning from black to brown, and secretly gasped for joy...
Half an hour ago, on the battlefield on the other side. Bounty hunter Moore rode his horse with a halberd and charged at the veteran orc who rode the Dinosaur Pig. Just halfway through the charge, the winged man tugged at the horse's chew and stopped it, after all, although the orc in front of him was old, he was still much larger than himself, and it was not worth it to rush forward and fight hard.
"Arnold. It's going to be !!" The old orc stuffed one, the "Great Returning Pill" made by Li Ming with alchemy, into the mouth of the dinosaur pig under the seat, and whispered.
"Heck... Coax... "After the dreaded pig swallowed the Great Returning Pill, he immediately began to pant and his whole body turned red, emitting rising steam (equivalent to the effect of Hemophilia).
"Go!—" The old orc general jumped down from the pig's back, slapped the pig's buttocks, and shouted quietly.
"Coax !!" the dreaded pig immediately screamed and rushed towards Mu with salivation.
"In order to prepare for the war, the old man kept Arnold hungry all the time yesterday!-" Seeing this, the orc veteran clasped his palm to his mouth and deliberately announced loudly to the other party.
"Damn!-" Moore saw the dreaded pig and pounced at unusual speed, then flapped the gray wings behind him and leaped into the air, aiming his crossbow at the center of the pig's eyebrows. Unexpectedly, the orc veteran on the ground also drew the compound longbow. An arrow shot straight at me.
Although the old orc is old, the proportion of the length of his arms is obviously larger than that of other orcs, and it can be seen that he is a veteran who often rides and shoots and has superior arm strength. As a result, the arrow that came at it was also extremely powerful. Moore did not dare to slack off, and hurriedly flapped his wings to dodge. Whoosh!—the other party's arrow, and then passed by him.
"Hoock!-" The dread-jawed pig took the opportunity to burst out, split its hooves, and opened its bloody mouth with curved fangs, and chased after Moore and the gray-black BMW under him.
"Heh!-" The BMW under the bounty hunter's seat immediately unleashed his double kicks and began to run for his life.
"Damn the brute!" Moore turned to pick up his halberd, ready to stab the boar from above. But at this moment. The arrow of the arrow that crossed his shoulder burst out, releasing a large puff of pitch-black smoke.
!!At the same time, the last bit of potency of the "Great Returning Pill" in the Dinosaur Pig's body began to exert itself, making the beast seem to have been hit by an acceleration spell, and it flew ahead of it and grabbed the BMW's torso with a mouth. Rattle, chirp, as the sound of the giant pig chewing bones came out, the gray-black BMW was reduced to pig food in a miserable wail.
"Shhhhh
"Shhhh Only one person is allowed to ride on the field, but there is no agreement that it cannot be made up if it dies.
Whoosh!--Whoosh!--Whoosh!--... At this moment, the old orc general did not dare to slack off at all, and continued to draw his bow and arrows, shooting arrow after arrow at the winged man.
Moore flapped his wings and continued to dodge, pulling out several smoke bombs from his bosom and throwing them at the orcs below. Bang bang bang ... The smoke was in a row, and a large strand blocked the view of the battlefield.