"Shocked" XII
Lin Erchang has a birthday today, in the business of Boss Jiang, the trade name is "Fushou Family", and the cups and plates of the Fushou banquet are listed one table at a time, lively and festive. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Although the owner of the golden field is in good spirits on happy occasions, but now he has drunk high, the radish flowers and birds on the edge of the dish have the function of relieving hangover, he sandwiched a piece of bird-shaped, because the drunk eyes are really lifelike, and he didn't chew, swallowed it in one bite, and then someone picked up a plate of small snacks called "more than every year" for him, he said politely, and sandwiched a piece of goldfish-shaped and swallowed it.
That night, the owner of the golden field had a dream in which he saw a well-dressed humanoid male bird and an equally decent humanoid female goldfish bowing to him together, and they seemed to be very thankful, and in the dream they looked very much like the hangover radish and the small snack they had eaten.
After waking up during the day, Jin Sanlai laughed and laughed at himself that his imagination was getting richer and richer, but he didn't pay much attention to it.
The next night, the boy and the female goldfish spoke, and thanked him for not being cruel enough to chew them up.
On the third night, they thanked him again for giving them his belly as a housestay.
Jin Sanlai began to mumble in his heart, and he always touched his belly from time to time.
On this day, a sorcerer came to the door and asked to see him.
Jin Sanlai vaguely saw this warlock, and the warlock said that it was the fate of their previous life.
"I wonder what's the point of my husband's arrival?" "I've been looking for a couple. "Couples, they shouldn't be ordinary couples, right?" "Yes, quite unusual. It was a couple who had been lovers for several lifetimes but could never be together. "Oh?" "Men want to fly for several lifetimes, and women grow by the water for several lifetimes." ”
When Jin Sanlai heard this, his heart was furious, and he muttered even more.
"What about this life?" "In this world, the man made a turnip ornament, and the woman made a small snack. "Huh?" "The faces of the Lord of the Golden Pavilion should have seen them already. "Haven't you just seen them?" "Could it be that the gold farmer has already eaten them?" "It should be." "Gee, that's bad. I calculated that these lovers would be together in this life, and they were destined for you, the owner of the gold farm, and I just wanted you to let them be together, but I didn't expect ......"
As soon as the warlock stretched out his voice, Jin Sanlai's face turned even paler, "Is it troublesome?"
"They have made the belly of the gold field owner into a mansion, if they reproduce any more offspring, I am afraid that the gold field owner's belly will not be able to fit no matter how big it is. "What will happen?" "At first, they shouldn't become too much, and I'm afraid that there will be no end to the number of children and grandchildren." "Then can they wait until I am a hundred years from ......now" "In this case, I can ask the gold farm owner to meet them and discuss with them that there may be a glimmer of life." "Then will they agree?" "Then it depends on whether they remember the grace of mercy under the teeth of the gold field." "I have a lot of martial arts, I don't know if it will be useful to deal with them?" "It's better for them not to do it." They weren't bad people in the first place, but the love affair of several lifetimes made them lovesick too much, but they were afraid that it would get out of control. You know, the farthest distance in the world is not people who are in front of them but don't know how to love each other, but who know that they love each other but can't be together. "Then ask Mr. to cast a spell and let me meet them......"
Jin Sanlai entered his body, a little frightened, a little panicked, and a little embarrassed, through his own blood vessels and meridians, and came to his stomach, there was a door on the stomach, and there were rings on the door, all of which were flesh and blood, and stepped forward and gently buckled the door knocker.
It was a female goldfish who answered the door, and she was not surprised to see Jin Sanlai, so she said a blessing and let him in.
His stomach really became a mansion, through the courtyard, the female goldfish led him to the hospitality hall, said to let the distinguished guests wait a while, and the head of the house will come out immediately, and the voice is gurgling.
The high walls here were flesh-and-blood, and the high-quality furnishings were flesh-and-blood, and he felt a chill run down his spine when he thought about where these things came from.
After a while, the male bird walked out laughing, and the female goldfish who followed behind had a tray in her hand, and there was a three-cai bowl on the plate, all of which were flesh-and-blood, I don't know if the contents of the three-talent bowl were ......
"Oh, what a distinguished guest. I don't know if it was the fragrant wind that blew you, which really made the humble house shine. "The male bird is chattering.
How awkward it sounded to Jin Sanlai, "I came here this time to congratulate the virtuous couple, and I hope that the two white-headed people will be united forever." ”
"Thank you so much, let me and my humble wife bow again. "No, I've thanked you enough. What are you going to ...... Seeing that the virtuous couple are also people on the scene, let's open the skylight and say something bright, I want the two to leave...... Well...... After all, the belly under the belly is shallow. If the two of you have nowhere else to go, I am willing to buy a big house for the virtuous couple, I wonder what the two of you think?"
As soon as he heard this, the male bird's face immediately changed, "Originally, Engong had spoken, but we husband and wife didn't dare to disobey." However, what our husband and wife entrusted to us in this life is food, and it has already entered the belly of Engong, if we go out, it will not be a good thing from above or from below, and I ask Engong to understand our difficulties and forgive our sins. ”
"Oh, that's right. That...... Since the two of them are called 'Engong', I think there are some things that can be said. Do you want to reproduce in the womb?" "Then how much do you plan to reproduce?" "Where does this call us husband and wife?" "I'm worried, see if you can wait for me to ......" "Engong doesn't need to say much, I already know what you mean, we will do our best, but please Engong also think about it for us, we have finally been together, and how much time has passed Engong also has to know." Moreover, it is difficult to calculate when we will be digested by Eun Gong's belly. "Then you call me Engong, should you think more about me?" "Hmph, I don't think Engong can be with that Ji girl to have this question." "You ......"
As soon as he stretched out his hand, he was about to grab the male bird's collar theory, but the male bird suddenly flew out of the collar, recovering the bird's appearance and flying into the air.
Jin Sanlai also plunged into the air to catch the male bird. The male bird nodded twice and pecked the back of his hand twice with his pointed beak, which was not light.
Jin Sanlai was more anxious, and grabbed the male bird's legs for the second time, to pull him to the ground to teach him a good lesson, the moves used were ingenious, and it was expected that a bird could not avoid the martial arts that he had practiced for so many years.
The male bird could barely peck with his beak now, so he flew up vigorously, and suddenly he had an idea and pecked at the wall with his beak.
Jin Sanlai immediately felt a stinging pain in the stomach, the heart was ruthless, and he tried hard in his hands to scratch the boy's legs, and then he heard the chirping, and he had fallen with himself, and he was proud, and suddenly saw a goldfish swimming in front of him, it used its tail to pull it fiercely to itself, grabbed the male bird's legs in mid-air, but the distance to dodge was limited, so he had to use his feet to clip the goldfish's tail first.
Goldfish are more flexible, flick their tails, and swim to the back of Jinsanlai with the top of their heads.
The male bird also tried his best to cooperate.
As soon as the two of them cooperated, they would be injured if they didn't let go, but as he said, their martial arts were not practiced in vain, and with the flexibility of the unique hidden weapon, they went up to the back of the male bird with the strength of the goldfish.
The male bird fell a lot at once.
Jin Sanlai grabbed it by the neck, "Listen, you vengeful couple, leave my body right away." ”
The male bird endured the pain and said nothing.
The goldfish still want to attack again.
"Don't you want your husband's life?"
The goldfish had to give up.
The male bird should have really couldn't help the pain and slowly descended, but as soon as he landed, his claws grabbed the ground fiercely.
"Ah......" Jin Sanlai fainted in pain.
When he woke up, he thought it was the warlock, but when he opened his eyes, he saw the two people who had repaid their grievances, both kneeling in front of him in human form.
"Jin Engong, our husband and wife were originally deeply under the affection of Engong, and we should never have a conflict with you, but it is even more difficult for us to obey Jin Engong's conditions. The male bird said.
"You ...... I regret now why I didn't ...... you in the first place."
"Kim Eun-gong, the chef carefully makes the best food for the diners, and if you don't chew it, you swallow it like that, which is a waste of the chef's craftsmanship. The goldfish looked at him and said.
Jin Sanlai was so angry that he couldn't speak, and at this time he realized that he was not bound and restrained, and he attacked the two of them coldly, but the husband and wife gave way, and he rushed over from the middle, and it was so strange that he couldn't stop, his eyes were dark, and when he opened his eyes again, he saw the warlock......
"How's it going?" They shouted 'Engong' one by one, but they refused to think for me. "Got stiff?" "Anyway, they're going to do something." "Sizzle...... It's really hard to do. "Sir wants to save me!" "It's not that there is no way, but I'm afraid that you won't be able to do it." "Sir, please speak face to face. "Birds like forests the most, as long as you leave this forest farm...... "Leave?" "Yes." Take everything and all the people away, and let the male bird think that if you don't come back, you will definitely be depressed, let alone reproduce, and it is estimated that your life will be depressed to death. The female goldfish has a deep affection for it, and it will not be long before. "But ......" "Don't worry, Master Jindachang, won't it be over if you come back after the matter is over." I will always serve by the side of the master of the Golden Field, when you are safe, when I will retire again. ”
This warlock's ability is really not small, no, even Yin Yunzhi went to him when he encountered difficulties, and he also carried a bald man with five willows and long hair and a long black beard.
"You're the great karcist with the ability, aren't you?" "Ah, you're looking for me......" "The little woman is good." "Oh, I've admired the daimyo for a long time. "The little woman had a dream last night, and she dreamed that her old friend Bu Hu opened her mouth to speak to me, but she couldn't make a sound, and she didn't know what she was talking about. The little woman was worried that something would happen, so please help me. "Oh, please wait a moment. ”
Yin Yunzhi smiled and watched the warlock enter the inner room, his face was straight, and he glanced at his subordinates......
"How is it? Miss Dou should know that Yin Yunwei is with Chang Da Toad, the largest casino owner in the country. If we can deceive her, we will be able to reap a lot of benefits, and we will add two to five. "Did the Lord of Linghu Castle say that he would let us lie to her?" "But Lord Linghu Castle didn't say that he wouldn't let us lie to her?" "If you want to lie to yourself, this is the medicine powder, for you." Don't worry, I won't tell Lord Linghu Castle. "You...... Okay, well, if you get the benefits, you don't want a penny. Hmph, I'll come by myself, I still don't believe it, without Zhang Butcher, I have to eat mixed pigs. ”
The warlock came out, "I did the math just now, the timing is just right. Please, I'll cast a spell. ”
Yin Yunzhi walked into the back room, the incense burner rose from the incense burner, and there was a comfortable chaise longue in the center of the room.
The warlock gestured to the chaise longue, "Lie down, please." ”
Printing value to do so.
"Please lie down comfortably. Okay, good, please close your eyes, now you want to feel yourself lying on the calm sea, the warm sea hugging you, you feel very comfortable now, your body is very gentle. Okay, you're very cooperative, now imagine that there is a door ahead. Do you see it? When you see it, you move your little finger. Okay, now walk in, Uncle Bu is waiting for you inside the door......"
"Bang", the door was kicked open at this time.
"Do you want Miss Yin to send you a lot of money?"
"Bang", the incense burner was knocked to the ground, and there was a lot of pink powder that didn't burn out.
"Aha, that's what makes me dream. "Who are you slaves, who dare to trespass into my dojo without fear of ...... Hey, are you Jin Sanlai?"
This subordinate is Jin Sanlai in disguise.
Yin Yunzhi sat up from the recliner, "It's powerful enough, I really saw that conscienceless Buhu just now, it's quite true." ”
"You ...... you" "Leave us alone, let me ask you who you are first?" "Hmph, what is it? It's not been a day or two since our big castle lord wants your forest farm." If you know each other, you can obediently give it to our big castle master, otherwise when the heavenly soldiers arrive, there will be nothing left to teach you. "Okay, 'Heavenly Soldier', right? "Hey, I'm from Trickstery. "Can the people of the Trickster Castle deceive people?"
After that, Jin San came up and grabbed the fake warlock, and the fake warlock was "drunk" and slipped aside.
"Yo, I thought Wen Chenzhan was really the head of the light pole. ”
In fact, this fake warlock is related to the Wen family, and his martial arts are completely secretly learned.
Jin Sanlai used the "shaking" of his martial arts, and when he grabbed it for the second time, he "shook" to the position where the fake warlock wanted to dodge, kicked him with one kick, and rolled out of the gate.
"Tell you the lord of the castle, the Ming people do not do dark things. Jin Sanlai pointed to the false warlock.
Although Dou Niyun did not succeed in deceiving this time, she was not to blame, so it was not difficult to explain when she went back, but she was stopped on the way.
"Bold Dou Ni, he dared to help the cruelty and help the forest farm of the treacherous castle to deceive others. Say, what kind of crime should I be guilty of?" "The little woman let Boss Chang let it go. "You can't talk about it, you just come to my casino." In fact, nine out of ten gambles, you are so good at cheating, I will teach you a few more hands, and discipline you to eat fragrant and drink spicy. How about it?" "Ten bets and nine cheats?" Then I think did Second Master Pei make a bet with you before you came? Bet that this deception of the forest farm will be successful?"
Chang Da Toad was thoughtful when he heard this, first bitter for a moment, and then laughed, "No wonder you can retreat from the Trick Castle." ”
In the house of Fushou people, Jin Sanlai is chewing a small goldfish-shaped snack, chewing very slowly, as if he must live up to the good craftsmanship of the master.
Chang Da Toad sat opposite him and looked at him, yawning loudly, as if he was a little tired of waiting.
"Why are you helping me?" "Hehe, it sounds like you're trying to say I'm trying to. "Isn't it?" "It was your second master Lin who found me and said to make a bet with me. If I can unravel the false sorcerer's deeds, I will lose me all the money he received on his birthday, and if I don't, I will pay a penny. "I'm really not mistaken, Lin Dou, the second master, he knows who he sees and what to say. "You don't seem to appreciate my affection. "You just did something you liked, why should I take this favor from you. "Well, when I go back and talk to Sakura, someone will take my love for you." ”
He said the word "love" in a strange tone, so that Jin Sanlai didn't even have to eat the radish bird, and jealousy could also relieve hangover.
"I don't think you're complacent in front of me. That warlock is the person who asked me to eat a snack on the birthday of our second master, in fact, I have already recognized it, just to see what new tricks there are in the treacherous castle. "The master of the golden field just boasted that the second field master used it properly, and it should be your henchman. Why is it that even he is hiding it?" "I'm going to let him go to you, so that you can be cheeky in front of me." Is Boss Chang satisfied?" "I'm satisfied?" Did the acting skills of the owner of Jin Dachang in front of Yun Value satisfy her? She can tell me that you can act like it enough, not to mention the true feelings, there is no such feeling of complacency that people have fallen for you, and they are really modest enough. "I wondered, why are you so conceited, and think that I must have fallen for someone else?" "The point is that there are people around me who know you. "Shut up. "Honestly, what I really want to bet on is how asshole you are......" "Shut up!"
Jin Sanlai punched the toad with its big mouth as usual, and the strength of this punch was at least three big money.
"Hey, you're fighting toads after protecting the crops. Chang Da Toad sneered and said, don't look at the "no" neck, but the head is flexible, twisting and avoiding, the frog's tongue is spit out, and the tip of the tongue points the back of his hand.
Jin Sanlai was in pain, and hurriedly grabbed the toad's tongue with his backhand, and threw it out if he grabbed it. Chang Da Toad immediately flipped the frog's tongue and went to hit Jin San's arm. Jin Sanlai withdrew his arms, and this time he grabbed both hands, but he still asked the family to take back the frog tongue in time.
"What's the matter? I'm so drunk that my hands are slow? Looks like I'm going to have to make you eat a little more vinegar, it works. Chang Da Toad laughed.
"You ......"
"Big Fielder. Lin Dou didn't know when he came behind Jin Sanlai, "There seems to be a bit of fire in our forest farm, you can go back quickly." ”
Jin Sanlai knew that this was Lin Dou who had found a step for himself.
"What you know how to eat is what you eat, and what you don't know how to eat is what you taste. Xiaoxing came over with a plate......
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