Chapter 453: Tang Bohu sincerely asks for advice
As the breath of spring deepens day by day, there is also a dull pain in my heart.
It's better to have something to do during the day, but at night, when the aroma is strong, the dull pain gradually turns into a stinging pain.
He could feel a spring tide gushing out of his body everywhere, as if it was impacting something, which made his body swell for a while, and stinging for a while, and that pervasive force should be hitting the adult lock in his body.
Although he had known about the existence of this Rausch for a long time, he had only felt it clearly since this spring. He didn't know who was so lacking in virtue and set this thing up in him.
He didn't believe it was his father, and the family didn't have that kind of medical skills. Who set it up for him, or how did it cause it? He wondered if something had gone wrong when he teleported, and as a result, there were many conditions in his body that could not be explained.
He didn't dare to go to Xiao Nier for comfort, that would add fuel to the fire and only make it more uncomfortable.
However, he also felt a little relieved, this wave of impact indicated that his body was about to enter adulthood, and the adult lock was about to be unlocked.
Thinking of this, he only felt funny, and he lived back to his youth, sweet with bitterness, happy with stinging.
Every night, it is necessary to toss until midnight to achieve balance between the body and the state of mind. He couldn't sleep, so he meditated until dawn.
Fortunately, he needs less sleep, and meditation also has a part of the function of sleep, and if he meditates deeply, the quality of sleep is much better than heaven.
On the tenth day of opening, he received an invitation from Wang Ruofei's family, saying that he was invited to participate in the groundbreaking ceremony of the Humble Administrator's Garden.
Moreover, the Humble Administrator's Garden in his heart is the Humble Administrator's Garden of the Qing Dynasty, a charming garden building, and he has also seen the model designed by Tang Bohu and Wen Zhengming, which is still too small.
But it's no wonder that Wang Ruofei only inherited some of the family property of his ancestors, and he couldn't compare with the prime minister of the Qing Dynasty.
Just accepted the invitation, Tang Bohu, Wen Zhengming, and Shen Yue came to visit.
Besides, seeing the three of them coming so neatly, he smiled and asked them what they were doing.
It turned out that Tang Bohu was also entrusted by Wang Ruofei to come over in person to ask for a while, in order to show his prudence. Tang Bohu naturally has selfish intentions, and wants to ask for advice on how to approach Qiu Xiang by the way.
Besides, he smiled bitterly: "Brother Bohu, you are really asking Yu Blind, where do I know how to chase girls, I am a complete defeat compared to you." ”
Tang Bohu and Wen Zhengming glanced at each other, and scolded in their hearts: You still don't know how to chase girls? Also, you don't have to chase it, it's the girls who chase you. This is also the method that Tang Bohu wants to ask for advice.
Shen Yue smiled: "Besides, you can tell all your experience, Bohu is really out of line, Zhengming and I are both love-blind." It's okay to write and draw, but getting along with girls is like wood. ”
Besides, I don't want to listen to it, you two are both celebrities, and there is never a shortage of celebrities and prostitutes around you, what are you modest at this time?
"Actually, if you really want me to say that if Brother Bohu wants to get close to Miss Qiuxiang, the first step is to put down the shelf of celebrities and talents, and it is enough to express his love, but don't express his will to have it." Besides, he thought about it and said.
"That's right, how about Bohu, as I said, you are too arrogant and domineering, ordinary girls fall for you, but Qiu Xiang doesn't eat this." Shen Yue agreed.
"I've never been arrogant to Miss Qiuxiang, have I? I pretty much did what she said. Tang Bohu frowned, looking innocent and confused.
"That's what you're used to, you don't think about it. The first step is to put yourself in the right position, you are the suitor, not the conqueror, the difference between the two is too great, the momentum of conquest is really overwhelming, and sometimes annoying. Besides, he told his experience of getting along with girls in his previous life.
"Oh, I'm a little bit of a listener." Tang Bohu recalled his words and deeds when he came into contact with Qiu Xiang, and he also felt it.
"It's not a little, how many years have you been sick, I can feel it all the time." Wen Zhengming rarely criticized, which shows that he has also suffered a lot.
"So what should I do? This is already something in my bones, can I still play the clown? Tang Bohu became distressed.
"No, so be it, I'll give you an idea to make Miss Qiuxiang laugh. Just make her laugh five times, and she will be in love with you. "Besides, it suddenly occurred to me.
Qiu Xiang has laughed with Tang Bohu twice so far, and there are still five times left, so she has seven laughs.
Although he didn't know if Qixiao could really order autumn incense, it was also worth a try.
"Laugh at Miss Choika five times? It simply can't be done. ”
Tang Bohu's head is bigger, Qiu Xiang's smile is not much rarer than Bao Xi's smile, it is difficult to make her laugh once, how can she make her laugh five times?
"Not necessarily. Let me tell you, Miss Qiu Xiang usually loves to laugh, but you didn't find her laughing point. Besides.
Tang Bohu's face was very sincere, and he was very jealous in his heart, listening to the meaning of the words, Qiu Xiang was smiling all day long when he was together, not like facing himself, it was like facing an enemy for eight lifetimes.
Wen Zhengming and Shen Yue were full of firepower, and they fiercely and severely attacked Tang Bohu's celebrity style and the stinky habit of playing big names. Tang Bohu had no choice but to listen to it at this time, who asked him to take the initiative to let these people give him ideas, this is all a bad start.
Besides, they laughed when they listened, Wen Zhengming and Shen Yue had some personal vendettas, and it was estimated that the two of them usually complained about Tang Bohu, but they didn't dare to say that this time they had a righteous and bright reason, of course, they had to spare no effort.
"What Brother Zhengming Brother Shen said is correct, Brother Bohu must remember it, at least he can't expose these faults in front of Miss Qiuxiang." And make up for it.
He couldn't help but laugh when Tang Bohu pretended to be a tiger in front of Qiu Xiang and didn't look like a clown like a cat, but he couldn't help but hold back on his face.
Tang Bohu was full of sweat and distress, and he really didn't know how to reverse all this.
"Besides, if you teach me first, you will teach me once, how can you make Miss Qiuxiang laugh once." Tang Bohu stood up and made a gesture.
"That's a bit difficult." Besides, seeing him pleading so much, he couldn't shirk it, so he had to find a way to help him.
When he was with Qiu Xiang, he never deliberately made her laugh, and he didn't need it at all. If Tang Bohu did it, the difficulty coefficient was really not ordinary, and it was indeed too difficult to make Qiu Xiang smile at someone she hated.
He originally wanted to tell him the story of the legendary Tang Bohu ordering autumn incense, and let him paint the tiger according to the cat, but he couldn't. In the version of the legend, Tang Bohu's aunt is Qiu Xiang's master, and there are two stupid sons, Tang Bohu can sell himself into slavery and become a teacher for these two stupid sons, so as to get close to Qiu Xiang and slowly win her heart.
Not now, the script is messed up, there is no legendary Hua family at all, but the Yun family, and the owner of Qiu Xiang is Sisi, not Tang Bohu's aunt. In other words, the script has no reference value at all, and it has to be restarted.
"In this way, tomorrow the Humble Administrator's Garden will start, will Miss Qiuxiang go?" Besides, he asked.
Tang Bohu thought about it and said, "I should go, Wen Binsi has been invited, and they should not be absent." ”
"That's good. In this way, you stand guard at the gate inside, and when Qiu Xiang and Wen Bin arrive, you go up to Qiu Xiang, make a long bow to her, and then ask her, 'Miss Qiu Xiang, do you love me?' 'I'm sure Miss Qiuxiang will smile for you once.' ”
"What?"
Hearing this idea, Tang Bohu, Wen Zhengming, and Shen Yue all jumped up.
"Besides, I didn't say you, this idea is too unreliable, right?" Shen Yue was startled and then sat down again, but it was difficult to agree.
"Besides, I offended you before, and it wasn't intentional, although I haven't officially apologized to you, you should be able to understand my thoughts. But you can't cheat me like this and take revenge on me? Tang Bohu was obviously a little excited.
"That's it, besides, you're too black-bellied, this is called killing people without a knife, right?" Wen Zhengming said disdainfully.
"Brother Puppet Army, just sit down, don't squeak if you don't understand, I'll teach Brother Bohu the magic trick now."
"Is this still called a miracle move? The trick of killing people in the pit does not pay for their lives. ”
Tang Bohu wanted to cry, what is the matter with this Nima, he asked a child to tease him, and he still took the initiative to find it.
"Brother Bohu, I'm not joking with you, you do as I say, if Miss Qiuxiang doesn't laugh, I will lose. And then what is the responsibility for you to push on me. "Besides, it's the right color.
"However, if that's the case, Miss Qiuxiang will ignore me for the rest of her life. No way. Tang Bohu still couldn't believe it.
"If you don't do this, will Miss Qiuxiang ignore you? It's not the same, it's better to follow my method and break the kettle once, maybe you can open up the situation. Besides.
"yes." Tang Bohu hesitated and muttered, "With a rejection move, maybe it will work!" ”
Besides, that's right, he just doesn't do anything, Qiu Xiang doesn't pay attention to him, at most another year or two, Qiu Xiang will inevitably get married, and at that time, he will really not be able to take care of him for the rest of his life.
"Besides, little brother, does your idea make any sense? I would like to hear more about it. Shen Yue thought for a while, but couldn't figure it out.
"Surprise, unpreparedness, Miss Qiuxiang would never have thought that you still have this side, and suddenly, she will laugh, this is a very normal reaction of people." Besides.
"Can this still be related to the art of war?" Wen Zhengming could hear the clouds and mountains covered in fog.
"Everything can be related to the art of war, even healing. Everything in the world is true. One is all, all are all. "And it's authoritative.
Hearing this, although several people felt weird, they felt that it was not unreasonable. Tang Bohu immediately understood, and the reason why he dared to let go of victory and defeat in many things really stemmed from this mentality: to win by surprise.
Thinking of this, Tang Bohu stood up as if he was exercising, and made a long gesture to the situation.