Chapter 133: Ultimate's Failure?

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"Bold Liu Jin, dare to speak disrespectfully to God, accept the punishment of heaven!" Li Dacheng's face changed suddenly, since it is useless to speak in a good voice, it can only be solved in a tough way.

There are many ways to make a person obey, and since it can't make the other party respect from the bottom of his heart, then it can only make the other person's heart fearful.

Don't look at Li Dacheng on the surface as a peace lover, but in his bones, there is the blood of militants, such a thought is not only because of his living environment, but also from the local fierce folk customs, can do as much as possible not to beep, this is what the older generation taught him.

Although it is now a civilized society, he also tries to build himself into a Sven, especially when dealing with Svens, but now it seems that Sven's coat is useless, and sometimes fists are more acceptable than reasonable.

Since he is now God, he should show God's tone.

Not convinced?

Lao Tzu tortured you until you believe it.

Li Dacheng came to the warehouse and took out the leftover fireworks bomb that was used to deal with Heshen last time, he always felt that he would not use it again in the future, and he was going to take it out and put it in the New Year, but he didn't expect to use it again after a month.

Li Dacheng came outdoors, quickly lit the fireworks bomb, and then took a photo and sent it to Liu Jin. Liu Jin, see how long you can still pretend to be B.

At this time, Liu Jin was looking around at the rooftop, looking for a place where the 'thief' might be hiding, he had seen some strange people in the folk before, but he didn't take it seriously, but he didn't expect that he would dare to break ground on Tai Sui's head now, and those people must be punished well.

Swish!

"Zizi Zi ......"

There was a sudden smell in the house, and when Liu Jin lowered his head, he saw a cylindrical thing standing on the ground, with bells and whistles on the outside, and it was still smoking outside.

"Is this ......**?"

Liu Jin smelled the smell in the air, and suddenly his face changed, and he retreated sharply behind him.

"Boom!"

"Bang!"

A violent sound spread in the hall, like a flat bottom of a thunderclap, very loud.

"Someone, someone!" Liu Jin shouted while hiding, pushed open the door, and ran out of the main hall.

"My lord, what's going on?" The guards standing outside looked at Lord Liu who ran out in a panic with a stern expression.

"There are assassins, there are assassins!" Liu Jin crawled out of the house with a roll, stretched out his hand and pointed to the hall, looking very ugly.

"What? Assassins? When the guards heard this, they were shocked and hurriedly shouted at the guards around them, "Come on, catch the assassin!" ”

Whoa......

The guards, who had already searched the main hall just now, poured into the room again, and showed the blade at his waist.

They all heard the loud bang just now, and they were startled, thinking that the house had collapsed, but now when they looked inside the house, they didn't see anyone except smoke coming out of nowhere, but a thing standing on the ground looked very strange.

This is, firecrackers?

"How's it going, have you caught the assassin?" One of the guards asked the guards who were searching.

"I didn't even see a shadow."

The leader of the guards picked up the firecrackers from the ground, observed them carefully, and thought suspiciously, could it be that Lord Liu was playing with firecrackers in the house during the day, and he scared himself?

Just as he was thinking about it, suddenly there was another loud noise outside the house.

Bang!

"Ahhh......hh

When the head of the guards led the people in addition to the main hall, they saw Lord Liu screaming loudly, and on the ground where Lord Liu was standing just now, another firecracker was left.

Looking at Lord Liu, who was pretending to be crazy and stupid, the head of the guard was speechless in his heart, Lord Liu, Lord Liu, you are so old, and you are still so naughty. Promoted to the palm seal of the celebrant and wanted to set off a few firecrackers to celebrate, it is understandable, why do you have to pretend to be an assassin? What about playing with your subordinates?

"Lord Liu, it's a firecracker." The leader of the guards walked up to Liu Jin helplessly and said, and presented the firecracker tube in his hand, but he did not expose the other party's little tricks, who let the other party be his boss? If you don't know each other, won't it be clicked?

Firecracker?

Liu Jin took it and looked at it in his hand, he felt like a firecracker before, but he didn't expect it to be a firecracker, no wonder the sound just now was in the sky. Liu Jin suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, cut, I thought it was **, and almost scared the little brother, oh, no, it was careful to scare the liver.

"It's really interesting for the current assassins to scare people with some firecrackers, and really think I haven't seen the world?" Liu Jin weighed the firecracker in his hand twice, then threw it aside, and shouted loudly at the sky, "God, is this the heavenly punishment you are talking about?" It's ridiculous. If you still have any, throw them all at me, just to celebrate my ascension. Ha ha! ”

I'm rubbing!

Seeing Liu Jin's words, Li Dacheng's brows immediately furrowed, this eunuch is too crazy, dare to call God publicly?

However, why didn't the fireworks bomb work well this time? The last time I dealt with Heshen, it worked.

Li Dacheng thought about it carefully, and finally thought of the reason, it is good to deal with Heshen, because he grasped the timing, either when the other party went to the toilet, or when the other party was round, these two times are the time when people are the least vigilant, and Heshen is either in the thatched house, or in the private house, the structure of the house is definitely not as strong as the current house, and Liu Jin is different, in the palace, the quality of the building is one top and one strong, and if you want to rely on the fireworks bomb to blow up the palace and bet on the other party, you can't think of a few pieces.

Occasion!

The use of fireworks bombs is important in grasping the timing! If you grasp it well, even if you know that it is a firecracker, you can do nothing.

It's just that the other party is a eunuch, and there is no time for a round house.

"Rebellious ministers and thieves, you dare to pretend to be God in broad daylight, I think you are a grandson, a grandson who hides his head and tail."

Your uncle's!

Li Dacheng saw Liu Jin's wild words, and instantly became angry, he just wanted to scare and scare the other party with a firecracker bomb, but now, he even has the heart to kill the other party. If he could give him a grenade at this time, he would definitely throw it at Liu Jin and blow up the eunuch's ass into a gardenia.

No, this eunuch must not be spared.

Now it's not about money, it's about being God. was scolded by a eunuch for his grandson, if he didn't give a strong response, how could he suppress the other party in the future?

Li Dacheng suddenly realized that just relying on the fireworks bomb, it seems that he can't scare this Liu Jin, you must know that gunpowder is the four great inventions of China, as early as the Sui and Tang Dynasties, Liu Jin is in the Ming Dynasty, the level of gunpowder has developed to a considerable height, and Liu Jin is a thief in his bones, otherwise he would not forge the jade seal, and the nickname of 'Emperor Li' is also used safely.

It was a mistake to deal with Heshen, but if you want to subdue Liu Jin, you have to rely on things that can really make the other party feel scared. The fireworks bomb, at most, is not to let the other party sleep, which cannot cause any substantial damage, and he has to pay the price of not sleeping with him.

What to do?

Guns and ammunition are illegal in China, and even if Li Dacheng has money, he doesn't know where to buy them. There are in the Public Security Bureau, do you want to go to the Public Security Bureau? Isn't that a mental illness arrested?

Do you really want to go to the United States imperialism, or war-torn countries to buy grenades? Li Dacheng fell into deep thought.

Bite!

At this moment, the message prompt sounded, and Li Dacheng withdrew from the conversation with Liu Jin, which turned out to be WeChat sent by Li Lianying, which was a series of red envelopes, which were the receipts of Tianxianglou yesterday. There is also a paragraph left below: "God, your baby is really good, even foreigners have often patronized Tianxianglou recently, and there are many of them when you buy them, can you give some more to the old slave?" Tianxianglou's inventory is running out again. ”

Alas, this Li Lianying is still comfortable, if there are a few more eunuchs like Li Lianying, why worry that there is no silver in the change?

Hey?

Li Dacheng looked at the words sent by Li Lianying, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

Foreigner!