"Attacking the Cliff" (80)
Sect Leader Jiang was still calm, except for Sect Leader Jiang, no one could see when there was a big mazha under Elder Shu's buttocks, only to see that the piece of incense suddenly rushed to Elder Shu's "belly mourning" point.
Elder Shu seemed to have a strong cleanliness habit, and immediately returned to his original position for fear of soiling his clothes, and the piece of dried incense also happened to return to the original plate.
When people are hungry, chopsticks can be like a whirlwind, and the silver chopsticks are suddenly inserted into a large bowl of beef soup, and a piece of beef strips with soup and oil also fly out.
This time, Elder Shu used the chopsticks as a hinge and scissors, one chopstick small head rushed forward, one chopstick big head rushed forward, and the oblique cross type ran to the beef strips and clamped it, in fact, the two chopsticks heads were taken from the two points of the Jiang sect leader's "water" and "slippery meat door".
Seeing this, Sect Leader Jiang opened his mouth and sucked violently, and before the two chopsticks touched him, he ate the piece of beef strips with soup and oil into his mouth.
Elder Shu's chopsticks also wanted to follow up violently, but they sucked too fast, and he didn't keep up, if he attacked again, he would show his face, so he had to smile on his face and retreat back with his chopsticks.
Sect Leader Jiang also smiled, and praised him as a gentleman in "food" and "martial arts".
In the "Chopsticks and Six Taboos", the kung fu of "throwing chopsticks" has not yet been used, but that kind of kung fu is too obvious, if the two of them are still fighting, they can still make a move, but under the current situation, it is too embarrassing to be a foreigner, Elder Shu is frowning, and a person stumbles over from the surrounding crowd.
"Guy-ga!" the katana in Kitaro's hand slammed into the table, and he immediately kicked the table with his clogs and drew his sword.
If it's really in front of the banquet, it's definitely a big loss of etiquette.
Elder Shu hurried over at this time, but after all, they were all members of his own family, so he didn't want to say much, "Oh, I said old hee, why are you so careless? Don't kick the table, I'll help you pull it out." ”
As he spoke, Elder Shu and the two grabbed the knife handle in their hands to help him exert his strength, and then with a "bang", the katana was pulled out, but it seemed that the strength was overused, Elder Shu leaned back with his upper arms on his upper body, and his body staggered back a few steps, while Kitaro leaned back in the opposite direction and retreated, seeing that the back of the knife was about to smash on Sect Leader Jiang's head.
Sect Leader Jiang didn't have a panicked face, "I see that this Oriental guest has also been fighting for a long time, why don't you eat some together?"
As he spoke, Sect Leader Jiang slid away a few steps, as if he was walking in the air, and as soon as he gave up his position, Hitaro had no place to rely on, so he was about to fall, and finally let Sect Leader Jiang hold him up, and a mouthful of double pepper squid immediately entered his mouth for no reason.
At first, it was naturally because of the sudden and somewhat fishy feeling, but the feeling of being spicy and fresh was still quite good, and he swallowed it after chewing, and then immediately felt that it was a humiliation, and he raised his knife to greet the Jiang sect leader.
"Hey, hey, don't be rude!" Elder Shu hurriedly stopped behind, but instead of pulling, he used to push.
A force, not to mention that it is a match made in heaven with Kitaro's knife technique, but it can be regarded as a "tiger wing", by no means a "snake foot".
"How's it going? The momentum to eat is immediately there. Here, have another drink. Sect Leader Jiang circled around the Eight Immortals table and volleyed around again, and when he passed by the wine jug, he slapped the lid of the jug, and immediately shot out a mouthful of wine from it.
When Hitaro chased after him, he was about to say something disrespectful, and a sip of wine just went into his mouth, although this time it was more choking than the last time, but even if such a good wine was choked, he was reluctant to vomit.
"Yo...... Grieve. ”
Elder Shu looked at Hitaro and wanted to kick him from behind, "Don't sigh!
A word to wake up the dream, how can I get back the face of the defeat just now, and the situation here is not right, don't become the shuttlecock they kick around, so Kitaro held the katana high, and rushed into the crowd of people with the words in his mouth.
Sect Leader Jiang then returned to where his guests should be sitting, looked at Elder Shu, and motioned with a friendly look for him to return to the table and enjoy each other again.
Although Elder Shushu's stomach was about to "growl", he was almost losing his appetite for a mouthful.
At this time, Doraima fell from the sky.
Could it be that he kicked it at the opponent just now?
Elder Shu caught it with two strong arms, and then put it next to the banquet.
"Thank you, Elder Shu. "No thanks, we're almost in the mood for eating and drinking, you can use your 'gourmet tablecloth' to make some desserts for us." ”
Elder Shu was squeezing his eyes at Dora Mengmeng as he spoke.
The clever Doraemon, of course, knew what it meant, and immediately took out a roll of tablecloth from his pocket, which when unfolded, was rectangular, with a bluish-white center and a red border around it, and a semicircular pale orange lace on the outside.
"I love dorayaki the most. Dorameng actually shook the food tablecloth into the air as he spoke, and the position was on Sect Leader Jiang's head.
When the tablecloth falls, it looks as if there is a gong in the middle of the concave part from the bottom.
Elder Shu was naturally not idle on the side, as if he was ready to catch the falling tablecloth at any time, but in fact, the five fingers of both hands were already aimed at the opponent's "waterway" and "four full"**.
But just when the food tablecloth fell, it suddenly became weightless, "poof", a light brown pasta with red bean paste filling stuffed between the upper and lower layers of pasta stuffed into Dora Meng's mouth, choking a heel, but the love of his life did not give up, and ate it one bite at a time, and at the same time looked at Sect Leader Jiang and Elder Shu, still willing to re-enter the crowd of people who were fighting......
Bo Xuan and "Lei Fairy" didn't know how much time it took, and it took a lot of thought and effort to find the place where Libo's friend Lilin Lord was detained.
In fact, "Lei Fairy" didn't know why Li Houye's family would forcibly take Li Gongzi away, only that the Hou Mansion had hired Li Gongzi to do the eagle style with a lot of money in the past, and trained three very decent sun eagles.
At night, they sneaked in, and it could almost be said that it was surrounded into iron barrels, but fortunately, the supervising deacon that night was Zhang Ningzhou......