"Wo Cao!! Abuse the spring!! "Kunshen is the true God! Little 1314, not a tribute. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Forced kneeling for the anchor."

"Anchor, your Draven in this game, I'll give you one hundred and one points, and I'm not afraid of your pride if you have one more point."

"Anchor 6666666!"

"I've never seen such a great anchor, if there is, it's tomorrow's Kunshen."

"Kneel down for Kunshen."

Countless netizens are screaming and roaring, and in Ouyang Xue's live broadcast room, the popularity of hundreds of thousands has skyrocketed to more than 1 million.

All kinds of 521 and 1314 are flying all over the sky, and fish balls are sent over like no money.

Xiao Ran felt that his worship value was also soaring.

This wave is really making a lot of money!

Then, Xiao Ran shook his hair at the camera, and said extremely domineeringly: "Audience, do you still want to see me tyrannical Hanbok?" If you want to, deduct 1, I'll continue to rank, and torture the stick!! ”

A large piece of "1" flew up in the barrage in the live broadcast room, and all kinds of barrages flew out.

"Anchor, I have a female friend, sweet-looking, eighteen years old, going to college freshman soon, is the school flower, as long as you take me to rank, I will introduce you immediately!!"

"Introduction? Hehe, Kunshen, my cousin looks exactly like a baby, if you take me to the queue, I will immediately open a room in a five-star hotel, tie her up, pour her with drugs, throw her on the bed, and then send you the room number. ”

“baby？ Still not tired of it? Anchor, my cousin looks like Gao Yuanyuan, you take me in the ranks, I knock my brother-in-law unconscious, and then you know......"

"Anchor brother-in-law, I can be regarded as finding you, my sister said, forget the matter between the two of you, but she hopes that you can take her to rank together, as the final compensation!"

"Kunshen, my sister's photo has been sent to you in a private message, please check, if you like it, please take me to rank together, I promise to match you two."

"Uncle! Uncle! Do you remember me? I'm the nephew who praised you for being handsome when I was a child, and now that I'm grown up and got a double hundred in my exam scores, you said you would promise me a wish, can I achieve it now? Kneel and beg for a position. ”

"Daddy! Father! I've finally found you! After so many years, how are you doing? If I'm doing well, it's just you going to take me to the line. ”

"Husband! You're actually streaming here? Still tricking me into going to work? Hurry up and take me to the line, and I'll forgive you. ”

"Ahem! This blind date conference officially began. ”

"After the blind date, it's the kiss meeting."

"The confession conference is followed by the ** conference."

The audience began to make all kinds of spoofs, from introducing girlfriends, then selling sisters and sisters, and even directly admitting relatives, all kinds of uncles, fathers-in-law, fathers-in-law, brothers-in-law, brothers-in-law, and husbands.

Xiao Ran already knew a lot about these audiences, so he just smiled and said: "Everyone, don't go away, I'll go back to the house and get a notebook, and I'll take our beautiful coach to fight South Korea in a double row, if you like to watch it, click on the attention in the upper right corner." ”

After speaking, Xiao Ran stood up, said hello to Ouyang Xue, and ran back to his room and brought a notebook.

Originally, Xiao Ran could have started a live broadcast by himself, but in that case, these people would definitely go to their own live broadcast room.

Doing this now is obviously helping Ouyang Xue increase her popularity.

Of course, there's one more point.

Ouyang Xue was wearing a nightdress at the moment, although she was wrapped in a heavy pajamas, she couldn't see the beautiful scenery inside.

But as long as he lowers his head slightly, there is still an infinite view to see.

This is a super perk!!

brought the notebook, and after logging into the account, Xiao Ran rummaged through the pockets of his beach pants.

The audience in the live broadcast room began to swipe the screen again.

"What is the streamer taking?"

"Could it be a drug? Streamers want to do a live stream with color? ”

"Vibrator, I guess!"

"Let's all die, it's too dirty for you, judging from my years of experience, the anchor is holding a small leather whip, and when I look at this beautiful coach, it's a shaking m, and the identification is complete!!"

Subsequently, what Xiao Ran took out stunned them all.

"Look at what my Great Kun God has pulled out! A pack of spicy strips! ”

Xiao Ran was already full at night, but this did not prevent him from eating spicy strips, this thing has a magical nature, and the more he eats, the more he wants to eat it.

He shook the spicy strip in front of the audience in the live broadcast room, and said triumphantly.

"This pack of slightly spicy spicy strips is a pack of supreme luxury collector's edition spicy strips for two yuan, with a hint of flavor and endless aftertaste, and is evaluated by foreigners as the favorite snack of young people in my country!"

"Anchor, don't tease me, how can spicy strips be the most popular snack......"

"No matter how dark a foreigner is, he won't be able to talk nonsense, right?"

"Kuroide Sho!"

"What the anchor said is true, the gringos really think our favorite snack is spicy strips, 2333333333......"

"Kunshen, you don't want to sell spicy noodles live, do you?"

"It must be, if you allow Big Nose to sell cakes, you won't allow me to sell spicy noodles?"

"Kunshen's spicy strips, I must support !! Kunshen, ask for Taobao address!! ”

"Since it's the spicy strips sold by Kunshen, there must be five boxes of !!"

"Kunshen, the address link is here!!"

…………

Xiao Ran was speechless.

He didn't expect that the audience would mistake him for selling spicy strips.

"I'm sorry everyone, I haven't entered the live broadcast snack industry yet, so I'm disappointed. I just feel that I was so bored abusing vegetables just now, eat some spicy strips, replenish some energy, and then continue to abuse vegetables. ”

Then, Xiao Ran looked at Ouyang Xue.

"Xue Xue, what position do you want to play?"

Ouyang Xue was speechless, and actually called herself "Xue Xue"?

But with so many viewers at the moment, it's hard to say anything, these viewers are all chaotic people who can tell you something about nothing!

So he skipped the title and said, "Whatever, it's up to you." ”

"Well, then I'll choose the jungler first, and the second choice is the support."

Xiao Ran added Ouyang Xue's friend, and after pulling him into the ranks, he said: "If you meet Bang and Wolf again, then I will play assist, anyway, there are few high-level people in Hanbok, so it should be easy to meet." ”

"When you encounter abuse once, you will abuse them directly until they have a shadow in their hearts, hahaha."

Ouyang Xue pursed her lips.

"Is the opposite side wolf and bang, how do you know, when the game ranks and chooses people, the name of the opposite side will not be revealed."

Xiao Ran was stunned for a moment, and then almost broke out in a cold sweat.

In every game, Xiao Ran will use the [God OB Perspective Card], so when choosing people, he knows who is on the other side.

Fortunately, there is Ouyang Xue's complaint.

Otherwise, I won't have to go through it, and I won't be able to explain it myself when the time comes.

"Haha, I feel, when the time comes, it's just my feelings, it feels like wolf and bang, I'll play support, if I can't feel it, I'll jungle."

After Xiao Ran said nonsense, he saw that the game entered the selection screen, and then he himself was stunned.

Wo Cao, this is too coincidental, it's really Bang and Wolf on the other side!

Xiao Ran laughed.

"Yo Yo, I've been assigned as a support position in this game, if it's Bang and Wolf on the other side, it would be good if the time comes, I'll take you to kill them and let you take revenge yourself!" (To be continued.) )