Chapter Ninety-Eight: Indian Cuisine
Ning Buba thinks that she is different from other women, they look at Mu Yanming's appearance, family background, talent and temperament, these are all external rather than himself, with Ning Buba's IQ, what she wants to be with him is him, his spirit and soul are essentially compatible. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info Yes, it should be in this direction, although it is right here, I don't know much about it, but from now on to work in this direction, it should get closer and closer. It's like a cow that cooks out: meet with God rather than with eyes, and the official knows and God wants to do it. It is his god that must be grasped, and the one who gets his god will have Mu Yanming.
In the ice hockey rink, Mu Yanming and the athletes are training, fast, smooth and chic. In Ning Buba's eyes, this is just a kind of man's dance, just like basketball and football, which is a sport that women should not engage in. Women should only dance ballet and do yoga. It is ridiculous to erase the differences between men and women and to advocate equality between men and women, especially in the case of physical confrontation sports. Women's basketball, women's soccer, women's ice hockey, and all other women's fierce confrontation sports are unreasonable sports, and their social significance of mandatory equality between men and women is obviously stronger than the sport itself, although this social significance is nothing more than the accommodation of men to feminists.
Ning Bu thought that he would never devote himself to such a sport that did not conform to femininity in order to please Mu Yanming. Sports come from labor, and now it has developed into entertainment, which has been separated from the nature of labor, and as a vent for human physical and mental health, it will become more and more developed in the future, because there are more and more idlers in society, and the fighting spirit of human beings needs to be maintained, otherwise it will be difficult for the race to continue, especially for male characteristics, which is a must. Ning Buba looked at Mu Yanming on the ice hockey rink as if he was looking at a little boy, riding a wooden horse seriously, as if it was really a horse.
When the training was over, Mu Yanming came over and said, "Is there something wrong?" Ning Buba said, "Passing by, I came to see you, the cave man on the top of the mountain." Mu Yanming said, "It's just right, let's have lunch together, and wait for me to take a shower." Ning Buba said, "Okay." ”
Mu Yanming took Ning Buba to an Indian restaurant, and Ning Buba said, "I thought you liked Japanese food." Mu Yanming said: "I have only recently started to eat Indian food, which may be due to the lack of appetite and the taste stimulates demand. Ning Buba said: "Just find a girlfriend." Mu Yanming said: "Not everyone can do it. Ning Buba said, "What kind of person do you want to look for?" Mu Yanming said: "The family background must be good, and the person must be good." Ning Buba said: "It's too general." What is a good method?" Mu Yanming said, "For example, you can." Ning Buba said, "Then let's start talking." Mu Yanming said, "I mean like you." Ning Buba said: "Like me, not me?" Mu Yanming said: "Yes." Ning Buba said, "Why?" Mu Yanming said: "There is no tension. Ning Buba said: "Two people are together because they feel close to each other, not nervous. Mu Yanming said: "That's a sister, like you." ”
Ning Buba said: "What about Li Xiaoyan?" Mu Yanming said: "Who is Li Xiaoyan?" Ning Buba said: "Will you forget her?" Mu Yanming said: "I really don't remember." Ning Buba said: "Xie Jun said that you are very interested in her. Mu Yanming said: "I really forgot." By the way, what's the matter with your eyebrows?" Ning Buba said: "I am this year's popular smoke eyebrows, the eyebrow makeup is just on, specially here for you to appreciate, how is it better than Li Xiaoyan's geisha makeup?" Mu Yanming said: "Yesterday, Chi Minsheng also came, and he didn't have eyebrows, and he painted the same as you, which reminded me of Pu Songling's "Painted Skin", needless to say, Tang Mei must have no eyebrows." Alas, it's really sad to let your beloved be so bad. However, this is also a kind of communication, which is better than not seeing, touching, and not feeling, and pain is also a kind of enjoyment, not being able to make him love, and it is quite fulfilling to be able to make him angry. ”
Ning Buba said: "It seems that you have a clear understanding of our affairs? Let me ask you a question solemnly: What do you think of Li Xiaoyan?" Mu Yanming said: "I don't have any opinion. Ning Buba said: "What about Cheng Donghao?" Mu Yanming said: "I don't have an opinion." Ning Bu asked persistently: "If it were you, would you like Li Xiaoyan or me?" Mu Yanming said, "You." Ning Buba said, "You are lying." Mu Yanming said: "If I say I like her, you will definitely not believe it." Ning Buba said, "I believe it." Mu Yanming said: "That's not as simple as believing, Li Xiaoyan not only has no eyebrows, but even her hair will be lost." Ning Buba said: "So you are a protective denial of her, and you actually still like her." ”
Mu Yanming said: "Don't pull it out, you're getting funnier and funnier." Why do you force me to admit that you like Li Xiaoyan? In order to make you feel uncomfortable? Do you have masochistic pleasure? Or do you want to arouse your hatred for Li Xiaoyan? You don't like Cheng Donghao, and I don't understand why you pay so much attention to Li Xiaoyan. Ning Buba said: "What qualities of Li Xiaoyan impressed you deeply?" Mu Yanming said: "I need to remind you: what I saw that day was your masterpiece, a geisha. You dressed her up so maverick, can you blame me for having an impression of her? And don't forget, I don't actually know her for what she is, so thick makeup, like a thick wall paint, how deep do you expect me to be on a piece of wall skin? ”
Ning Buba said: "A person's eyes don't know how to put on makeup and hide, people say that she is a soul hook, don't you see it?" Mu Yanming said: "You say this, I want to see her again, take a closer look at her, fade her makeup, maybe she is really the one I like." Looking back now, I only noticed that there were two small convex fleshy ridges under her mouth, with those cherry lips, and I didn't see anything else. If this is in Shinjuku, there may be a blood-pumping ecstasy overnight. Ning Buba said, "You say she's sexy?" Mu Yanming said: "She's sexy because of your pranks, right? You can do it like that, let's try it, anyway, your eyebrows are gone, it's easy to dress up. Ning Buba said, "If I were pretending to be like that, you wouldn't be like that." Mu Yanming said, "You can try it, huh?" Ning Buba said: "You're playing with me, it's too bad." ”
Mu Yanming said: "How about Indian food?" Ning Buba said: "The first time I ate it, it was very enjoyable, I think it's okay to eat it occasionally, I can't stand it often, our Chinese body is not adaptable, too fragrant and spicy." I remember that you used to eat Japanese food, and you didn't even eat much Chinese food, saying that it was too oily and too thick. What is the reason for the sudden change of sex?" Mu Yanming said: "People have a critical value, such as emotions, various physiological indicators, after a long period of dullness, the body will require a moderate stimulation, stimulate potential and subconscious, provide new inspiration and motivation, this is the normal reaction of the human body, especially at my age there is no love." Ning Buba said: "Oh, you mean that you fell in love with someone and changed sex?" Mu Yanming was stunned for a moment, and Li Xiaoyan's snow-white face appeared in his mind, and he was startled, and said, "Just kidding." I'm telling you that there is no love yet. Ning Buba said, "But your expression tells me that you are moved." Mu Yanming thought for a moment and said, "No, you are the only woman I have come into contact with in the past week." Don't tempt me wisely, women are like this, take imagination as reality, and then the more you think about it, the more reasonable it becomes. ”
Ning Buba said: "What is Chi Minsheng looking for you for?" Mu Yanming said: "You are friends, you can go and ask her, you won't believe what I said." Ning Buba said: "She wants to hook up with you?" Mu Yanming said: "Yes, it's really annoying." Ning Buba said: "How can she have time to pay attention to you when she is so hot with Xie Jun?" Mu Yanming said: "Brother Jun said that Min Sheng and him are just playing on the spot, and her real spearhead is me." Ning Buba said: "Are you implying that I am also pursuing you?" Mu Yanming said: "I didn't say you, I said Tang Mei." Ning Buba said: "Is there anything else about Tang Mei here?" Mu Yanming said: "The three of you have been staring at me for a long time, and I am a roast turkey for Christmas in your eyes." Brother Jun asked me to serve carefully, so that no one should be offended, no one should move, otherwise there will be no recovery. ”
Ning Buba said: "You listen to him?" Mu Yanming said: "You also know that the two of us are bitter friends, I eat him all year round, if I don't listen to him, it will be too easy for him to kill me." Ning Buba said: "Don't covet Li Xiaoyan either." Mu Yanming said: "Cheng Donghao's woman, what do I have to covet." Ning Buba said, "I know how you feel to me?" Mu Yanming said: "I don't feel it." Ning Buba said: "Standing in the water with a harpoon in his hand, he can see the fish that can't be pierced." Mu Yanming said: "You should know that people like me will not get involved in complicated and dangerous relationships, I have heard everything about you Brother Jun." ”
Ning Buba said: "The ultimate question: why are men generally interested in Li Xiaoyan?" Mu Yanming said: "This question is actually unsolvable, first, you, Tang Mei, and Chi Minsheng are not men, and they are also interested in Li Xiaoyan, no matter what the reason; second, Li Xiaoyan is an ordinary girl, only in the eyes of Cheng Donghao is special, don't expand to ordinary men; third, I don't know what Li Xiaoyan looks like, but the woman Cheng Donghao likes must be good, even excellent, there is one, two, Fourth, the three of you are also very good, there are many suitors, your eyes are above the top, don't blame others if you can't find it; fifth, Li Xiaoyan has nothing to do with you, it has nothing to do with it, you must clearly understand this. ”