Ma Xuan followed Huang Tingting home, according to the normal development of the plot, how can a man and a woman go home calmly and have a smooth journey? Sure enough, they met an uninvited guest on the way.

"Tingting, where are you going? Get in the car, my brother will take you." ”

Huang Tingting was also disgusted when she saw this person, and she didn't pay attention to him at all, but instead hugged Ma Xuan's arm and continued to walk forward, which made Ma Xuan a little unprepared.

"Boy, who are you? I advise you not to worry about me and Tingting, give it to you, this pile of money is 10,000 yuan, take it, it's enough for you to break up with her, right? ”

"Wang Ying, I have nothing to do with you, please don't come to pester me and disturb my private life anymore, you don't have to worry about my affairs!"

"Tingting, are you willing to be with such a poor boy? What do you like about him? Just such a standard migrant worker dress, if you want money or not, if you want to look good, if you want to have no figure, if you want a kid with no background, dare to rob a woman with me Wang Ying?"

"Who am I with, what does it have to do with you, Young Master Wang? I can be with whoever I want, even if I am with a pig, I will not follow you! Please don't bother me again, okay? I'm going home now, please go away!"

"Boy, you're not enough for 10,000, aren't you? Give, there's still 10,000 for this, take your money, get out! I advise you to get acquainted, so as not to cause unnecessary trouble!"

"Your name is Wang Ying, right? Do you think money can buy everything? Do you think you are very powerful? Then let me tell you, without your parents, you Wang Ying is nothing! Now, take your money, and before I get angry, hurry up and get out of Lao Tzu! Your useless father Wang Ba is planted in my hands, what kind of thing are you? You dare to teach Lao Tzu a lesson?"

After saying that, Ma Xuan rushed up and grabbed Wang Ying's collar, trying to force him to leave quickly.

"Okay, you, you kid wait for me!"

"Heh, there are more people who have made me wait, how old are you?"

"I'll be back, you wait for me!"

After sending Wang Ying away, Ma Xuan followed Huang Tingting to visit Huang Tingting's parents at home and help her make a good round, Huang Tingting's parents were very enthusiastic, as soon as they heard that Ma Xuan agreed, they immediately began to prepare, a table of good dishes is fragrant, the reason why there are so many is that I am afraid that my uncle will run away in the future, after all, if you want to catch a man, you must first catch his stomach, and if you catch your stomach, you are not afraid that he will run away.

Because it was to help Huang Tingting, in order to pretend to be some, Ma Xuan has been polite to Huang Tingting's parents, and from time to time he put vegetables in Huang Tingting's bowl and deliberately let the second elder see it, so that the second elder can improve his trust in himself, although Huang Tingting knows that all this is pretended, she still likes this feeling, and hopes that all this can become true in the future.

The dinner was over, Ma Xuan wanted to go, the second elder was not allowed, in desperation, Ma Xuan and Huang Tingting were assigned to a room, Ma Xuan was very helpless, Huang Tingting didn't care, so Ma Xuan offered to sleep on the floor by himself, anyway, he cultivated, he didn't need to sleep, but this was more uncomfortable in the middle of the night.

Huang Tingting hadn't slept all the time, she had been quietly staring at Ma Xuan, she felt that Ma Xuan seemed to have an aura that had been attracting her, so she quietly got off the bed and approached Ma Xuan while he wasn't paying attention.

At this time, Ma Xuan woke up, he found that Huang Tingting, the little girl, was not sleeping well, sleeping next to him, he was very helpless about this little girl, so he got up and picked her up and carried her to the bed.

"Okay, you little girl, do you dare to pretend to be asleep?"

"Can't people sleep, come and stay with me in bed. ”

"Come to bed, and stay with you, little girl, I really don't know what your little head thinks. ”

"I hate you, they just want you to tell me a story, and I can't sleep in this palace. ”

Ma Xuan's straight male attributes exploded.

"Then how did you fall asleep before? You're so old that you still listen to bedtime stories. ”

Hearing this, Huang Tingting was not happy, and scolded in her heart, "Bastard Ma Xuan, bastard, bastard, big bastard, how can you be so straight, people have hinted so much that you still want people to be like this? Do you want me to say it myself, you grew up eating steel, you just die." ”

But she couldn't say all the things in her heart, but she couldn't lose her momentum, so she coquettishly said, "Oh, if you don't talk about it, if you don't talk about it, I'll ignore you." ”

Under Huang Tingting's nonsense and waist pinching skills, Ma Xuan finally compromised, he couldn't tell stories, so he exchanged a book of stories from the system, and now Ma Xuan is a man with a story.

"I have wine, do you have a story?"

"Don't mention it, the last time you climbed into my bed for a drink, I still remember it vividly, you, what do you want to do?"

"Oh, I just want you to tell me a bedtime story, Brother Ma Xuan, you can tell me one. ”

Ma Xuan skinned first, "Okay, then I'll tell you one, once upon a time there was a mountain, there was a temple in the mountain, and there was an old monk in the temple telling a story, what is it about? ”

"What kind of story do you call, how can there be a story like yours, I've never heard a story like you. ”

"It's called a Xuan-style story, you haven't heard it before, but now you've heard it. ”

Although Ma Xuan redeemed a book of stories, he still succeeded in relying on the attributes of his skin to successfully tell a good story into a cold joke that he was tired of playing.

After enough trouble, he retold a story called "I am the strongest in all worlds".

Suffering from all kinds of misfortunes in life,Just when the protagonist is about to despair,,A system operation panel suddenly appeared in front of his eyes,The protagonist who got the system came to a salted fish to turn over (but he is still a salted fish,It's just different from other salted fish) The ending of the story has achieved a shocking reversal (and eggs) Since then, the protagonist has taken the system to shuttle through all walks of life and began to embark on the road of cultivating immortals (oh no,It's pretending to be x flirting with girls), but he was forced by the system to pretend to be x flirting with girls,He was also very helpless.,But he didn't have a way to take the system at all.,Cultivate nameless exercises,Rush to the nine heavens,Sweep away the stars,Founded a sect,It's called Xuanmen. Since then, there has been a sentence in the rivers and lakes: Xuanmen is not stable in the world, Xuanmen is out of the world, as long as there is a place where Xuanmen appears in the rivers and lakes, then don't think about other sects, he gradually likes this feeling, and has experienced pretending to die again and again, with the help of a powerful system, this has successfully reached the peak of life, and in tens of thousands of planes have installed x (oh no, it is a harem) All kinds of girls throw themselves into their arms, whether it is the domineering sister or the naughty and cute little Lori or something else, the protagonist can't even collect it, and the harem beauties are more than three thousandIn order to compete for favor, the backyard fire is extremely ferocious, it is difficult to quell, all the bigwigs compete to be the little brother The protagonist doesn't even want to be, and finally the protagonist finally became an immortal, became the first Xuan Immortal in the world and lived happily with his many wives, life can not be happier anymore, and the story is over here.

Huang Tingting also fell asleep quietly, Ma Xuan was finally liberated, just like that, a farce ended, and there was no spark of love, after all, our Ma Xuan is a straight man, and I don't know when he, a straight man, will be able to open up, when will his iron tree bloom? Let's wait and see.