On 17 August, tonight was presided over by Huang Fuhui, the "rest star" in the "Eight Days of the Middle Month". Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

The scene on the stage is arranged according to the bedroom, the face painted on Huang Fuhui's face is relatively simple, and the head of the Chinese son dressed in Liyuan Xing is reading hard, looking at the book and looking up and pretending to look out the window, "Woohoo, it's already at such an hour, let's rest." In the pear orchard line, with the gong and drum gang, Huang Fuhui took off his coat and lay on the bed.

At this time, a martial artist came to power.

"Taitai Tai ”

The Wu Chou with an exaggerated face painted stepped on the stage with the "Short Man Gong", and kicked his legs forward while walking, the form is ridiculous, and those who know the way must know that this Wu Chou is not simple.

"I, one hundred and eight heroes of Liangshan will move from time to time, and I don't know how many generations of people are also in the goods. You can hear clearly, it's a current product, not a foodie. ”

"Taitai. "Two more shouts.

"If you want to say that this hand-to-hand has really been on the mountain recently, hehe, money is tight. I heard that this family is the big shopkeeper of Qingweitang, a famous pharmacy in Zhengzhou, and asked, there must be a lot of valuable things at home. As long as I go in and pick up two pieces, I can eat a large cake and salted fish for a while. Let's talk less nonsense and do it. ”

The gongs and drums beat again, and Wu Chou climbed in from the "window" one by one, turned over the bookcase and fell inside, and there was almost no sound under his feet.

The knowledgeable Li Houye took the lead and shouted "Okay".

I saw Wu Chou on stage and used the "dwarf skill" in the pear orchard line to turn a big circle, and at the same time his arms were making exaggerated movements, and the gongs and drums were tight.

As the gongs and drums stopped, Wu Chou jumped on a chair, "Hey, I'm really weird, how come there is a big proprietor of a big pharmacy, and there are no too valuable red goods in this house......?" I know, I heard that this Huang Fuhui opened a pharmacy to treat diseases and save people, and he didn't make any money, but I didn't believe it at first. Okay, I think it's okay to exchange some money. ”

When this Wu Chou was talking, he didn't seem to notice that Huang Fuhui on the bed got up, and walked over to him.

Wu Chou suddenly turned his head sideways while saying half of his words, startled, and he turned his head to the ground again in the sound of gongs and drums, knelt down and kowtowed to forgiveness, "Ouch, ouch, big boss, big boss, don't report to the official, I'm also the first time, and I won't dare to say anything next time." If you have a lot of them, spare me, I remember you all your life, I have a father and mother who have just completed the moon, and I have eighty-year-old children......"

The voice of the confession in the back was soft, because he found that Huang Fuhui walked past him, and the scene was so funny, and the audience was full of laughter.

"Yo, don't sleepwalk the big shopkeeper, don't wake him up. Wu Chou saw Huang Fuhui walking towards the bookcase, "Yo, do you want to drink water? Well, I'll hand it to you. ”

After speaking, Wu Chou used "Short Zigong" to get close to the bookcase, took the teapot and tea bowl, squatted and handed it to Huang Fuhui.

Huangfu Hui poured tea and drank tea, then put the teapot on Wu Chou's squatting head, and put the tea bowl in his hand.

"Ouch, use me as a bookcase. ”

made everyone laugh again.

Huang Fuhui did not lie down again, but went towards a tea tray.

When Wu Chou saw it, he immediately handed it to Huang Fuhui, "Yo, why are you still eating melon seeds in the middle of the night?" Can't you teach the melon seeds to fall to the ground, and make a little noise to wake him up, and then I will be unlucky." Then Wu Chou held the teapot with his head and held the tea tray with one hand, and used the tea bowl with the other hand to pick it up, at first it was okay, Huang Fuhui's melon seed skin was thrown nearby, but later the melon seed skin was thrown farther and farther, Wu Chou had to jump far away every time to catch it, and he couldn't delay Huang Fuhui eating melon seeds.

The gongs and drums were tightened, and the kung fu on the stage became more and more beautiful, and the applause from the audience rang out.

Huang Fuhui finally stopped eating melon seeds, turned around, and seemed to be going to sleep again.

Wu Chou was tired enough, "Hey, the big shopkeeper is finally gone, and I have never had so much trouble stealing things." As he spoke, he put the tea tray, teapot, and tea bowl on the table, and his hands may have softened, "pop", and the tea bowl fell to the ground and shattered.

Huang Fuhui immediately sat up on the bed.

Wu Chou was scared when he saw it, and he was about to beg with a pitiful look, but he saw Huang Fuhui lying down and sleeping again.

There was laughter from the audience again.

"Okay, the big shopkeeper, you always sleepwalk, can I stand it? Okay, you wait, you wait. Wu Chou said, picked up a few pieces of broken bowls and put them on the side of Huang Fuhui's bed, "See, home remedies cure serious diseases, and my home remedies will cure your big shopkeeper's sleepwalking." Look, oh my god!"

Wu Chou patronized and muttered to himself, didn't pay attention to the water spilled in the teapot, stepped on a slippery belly, why was he so inch, he was sitting on the broken bowl, and he was so painful that he stumbled on the ground with his buttocks.

This woke Huang Fuhui up, and when he got out of bed, he stepped on Wu Chou's shoulder and stood up, "Who? What's wrong? What's wrong?"

"Oh my God!" "Why can't you see a shadow just by hearing the sound?" "Look down, look down." "Ouch, what's wrong with you?" "What's wrong with me? I'm going to stab my ass!" "Then hurry up to our pharmacy! "Ouch, ouch, the big shopkeeper is a little lighter. Hey, you're not sleepwalking this time, are you?"

The two got off the stage in the gang spot, and in addition to applause, there were really people who called "one more" and asked to return.

This time, the Aliens came to power with a Western court clown, who painted his entire face white.

"I'm going to put on a wonderful show for you, which is to use the transmitter of this needle in my hand to punch a needle into a person's mouth, and then that person spits it on a plate. But my assistant couldn't come today, and I asked him why he couldn't, and he said that there was a big problem in their house, that is, his right shoe could not find the shoe on his left foot. I said you can change your shoes. But he told me that he still couldn't come, because he had to comfort his right shoe at home. ”

The audience began to laugh.

At this moment, a comically dressed clown came to the stage, with eyes drawn as a doji, a mouth painted upturned and so large, and a heavy box in his hand.

"Hey, that's not a bean. "Ah, it's me. "What are you doing here?" "I'm going to go sightseeing." "Can you do me a favor?" "But I'm going to play." "Just for a moment, very quickly. "Hmm...... Okay then, wait until I put the boxes away. ”

As he spoke, the clown folded a bulky box like a folded garment and put it in the pocket of his clothes.

Laughing again.

"Say, what are you going to do?" "It's actually very simple, use this transmitter to put a needle in your mouth in a moment. "Wow, it's really simple. Okay, give me the machine, you can stand over there, not too far. "You're wrong, it's you who stand up and I'll shoot a needle into your mouth. ”

The court jester made a gesture with the machine, and the upper and lower teeth of the beans fought "deservedly".

"Okay?" "Hmm...... The shoe on the left foot is actually in our house, so I'll put it back for the shoe on the right foot right away. "Come back. It's too late, are you going to make everyone wait here?" "But I ......"

The court clown saw that Douzi didn't want to cooperate, so he didn't say anything else, and pointed at him with the serial war needle in his hand.

"Hehe, I didn't say I didn't want to. "Take this plate, and in a moment you spit out the needle that has been hit in your mouth into the plate, as if you were spitting out a delicious thing. "Hehe, it's so delicious, I won't throw up." ”

Douzi held the plate still in place, and the court jester took a few steps slowly and straight, and was about to shoot when he turned around, only to hear a "pop" sound, and the plate fell to the ground.

"How did you do that?" "It's your plate that's too heavy. "Okay, I'll give you another one, and you'll have to take it this time." "Don't worry. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Douzi let go of his hand again and pretended not to hold it, squatted down and hid the plate in his fat clothes, and laughed when he looked at the court jester's worried appearance.

The audience laughed a little more than before this time.

"You take it well. With that, the court jester turned around and walked again.

Douzi threw the plate out when the court jester turned around, turned around and covered his left face with his right hand and smiled at the audience, and then turned around, but what he didn't expect was that the plate flew back into his hand in a circle in the air.

The audience laughed even more.

"Ready, I'll count to three. One, two, what are you shaking in your legs? Stand up. Three!"

As soon as the word "three" came out, Douzi's hands were divided left and right, the plate was split in half, and Douzi smiled at him again.

The court jester didn't say anything, beckoned to the audience, and then waved his arm.

Another female clown has come to the stage.

Everyone in the audience was happy when they saw what the female clown was holding in her arms, and it turned out that she came up with a box of plates.

The corners of Douzi's mouth drooped this time, and he went to get a plate with a bitter face and walked back to his place.

"Say 'Ah........................h

This time the beans made another sound, and they didn't even open their lips.

The court jester was angry, his hands crossed at his waist, and his eyes glared at the beans.

Beanzi was frightened and squatted down with his face covered with a plate.

"Bean, I'll ask you for a piece of candy, catch it. The court jester made a gesture of throwing small pieces.

Douzi stood up with a smile on his face and opened his mouth to pick it up.

At this time, the court jester immediately shot a war needle, only to hear a "whoosh".

The beans immediately fell backwards and remained on the ground.

"Oh my God, are you okay with Douzi!" the court jester was just about to pass over, when he saw Douzi stand up straight from the ground again.

But after standing up, he fell down again, and then Douzi stood up straight again, and finally with a "dang bang", Douzi spit the war needle in his mouth on the plate, and smiled and picked it up and walked around the circle for everyone to see.

The applause from the audience at this moment shows that everyone can accept this farce from a foreign country.