Chapter 305: The Yellow-robed Monk (4)
When Ling Yun saw the water, it was like seeing the most precious thing in the world, his eyes glowed, and he opened his mouth as big as he had never been, and went to meet the mouthful of holy water, swallowing it all into his mouth without leaking, moisturizing his parched lips.
As soon as this water entered the mouth, it didn't stay long, it flowed into the throat, and after a long drought, it was like a river flowing through the desert, and it was like a light rain from a fire, although it did not completely extinguish the fire in the mouth, nor did it quench the extreme thirst, but it was better than nothing, allowing Ling Yun's body to recover a little valuable function.
Next to the road is a small stream, in ancient times there was little pollution such as industry, the river is so clear that Ling Yun crawled over with a rolling belt, scooped up water from the river, and poured it into his mouth. He knew that Xin Ci gave him that mouthful of water, according to her vicious character, it was already a lot of mercy, and let her give a few mouthfuls of clean pot water, I don't know what to be ridiculed by her, it is better to drink this not clean river water, even if she has diarrhea, it is better than that torture.
"Wasted a few mouthfuls of clean water, drink this river water, I don't know how many children and other small insects are floating in it, you can't see it with your eyes, and then you have a stomachache and there is no medicine!" Xin Ci seems to have an extreme habit of cleanliness, just now Ling Yun touched her a few places, then threw away the entire coat and changed into a purple robe, and now seeing Ling Yun actually drinking this dusty stream next to the official road, he couldn't bear to look at it, and he couldn't even drink the dry food and water in his hand.
Lingyun didn't care about this, halfway through drinking, his stomach was swollen, and he still didn't feel thirsty, so he simply buried his head in the water and began to pour water in a big gulp.
Xin Ci frowned, walked over, kicked Ling Yun, who was pouting his buttocks, into the stream, and said, "Why don't you just go down and take a bath." ”
The water of the stream was very shallow, and it could only drown people's knees, Ling Yun didn't pay attention, and kicked himself hard with one foot in the back, and planted his head in the mud at the bottom of the stream, and struggled for a long time, the stream became turbid, and then he exposed his head to the water, but fortunately, the silt was not deep, and his head had been washed in the water, and it was cleaner than before.
"Stinky woman, what are you doing!" Ling Yun said angrily.
"You dare to scold me?" Xin Ci also said angrily, in her eyes, Ling Yun was just a difficult commodity in her hands, not even as good as a slave, and it was simply a great rebellion to dare to open her mouth to scold herself.
"I ...... I was wrong, boss, I'll take a shower, I'll listen to you, wash it cleanly!" Ling Yun scolded that Xin Ci in his heart as he untied his tattered clothes.
"What are you doing?" Xin Ci watched him untie his clothes openly, and hurriedly covered Qiu Ying's eyes, and scolded angrily.
"I'm taking a bath, how can anyone take a bath and not take off their clothes?" Ling Yun said calmly.
The stream was only up to his knees, and he stood up at this moment, his whole body was exposed above the water, and he unbuttoned his shirt, Ling Yun exposed his chest, if he untied his pants and belts again, he was afraid that it would be no different from blatantly playing hooligan.
"If you take it off again, I'll let this stream be stained red with blood!" Xin Ci threatened, tilting her head to the side so as not to pollute her eyes with something.
"Cut, you were the one who kicked me down and let me take a shower, and now it's you who don't let me take off my clothes and wash them clean, I don't know what you think!" Ling Yun didn't dare to take off his pants after all, but just sat in the stream where the muddy water had settled and became clear again, and began to wipe his body with his unloaded shirt.
"Hurry up for me, you still have dozens of miles to run!" Xin Ci said.
"If you don't find me a horse to ride, I'll sit here and wash until dark. Lingyun said.
"Who do you think you are, let the horses drag you without running. Xin Ci pulled Qiu Ying and prepared to get on the horse, ready to move on.
Yellow smoke rose from the official road behind him, and a hurried sound of horses' hooves came.
Ling Yun turned his head to look and saw a group of yellow-robed monks in the dust chasing after him, only a few miles away.
Xin Ci actually laughed out loud and said, "Qiu Ying, let's go, let this guy have a good time with this group of yellow-robed monks." ”
Ling Yun had long lost his aura, so he was so frightened that he hurriedly got up from the water, his pants were wet, it was really indecent, Xin Ci avoided his eyes, and he didn't dare to look at him.
Lingyun didn't care whether his clothes were dry or wet, survival was the most important, rushed to the horse, stepped on the stirrup and was about to get on the horse, while Xin Ci didn't notice it, he got on the horse as fast as possible, but he never got on the horse, he actually sat backwards and sat behind Qiu Ying, but he sat back to back with her, fortunately there was a saddle chain in front of him to hold, so as not to fall off the horse with a bump.
Xin Ci said angrily: "You still dare to get on the horse!"
Ling Yun slapped the horse's buttocks in front of him hard, the horse was surprised, and began to gallop forward vigorously, even Xin Ci couldn't restrain it, so he had to let the horse run wild.
The yellow-robed monk behind him had already seen their traces, and shouted: "Dog men and women, stop us!!"
Ling Yun deliberately provoked the relationship between Xin Ci and the yellow-robed monks, and said, "This group of monks is so disrespectful to you and openly insults you, do you think you deserve to die?"
"Don't want me to stand up for you, you deserve to die at their hands today, don't let me save you for a while. Xin Ci said indifferently.
Ling Yun was not discouraged when he saw that he couldn't make a plan, after all, he had already figured out Xin Ci's character, no matter what the reason, this guy still didn't want to die by himself, so just hug her thighs, and he would definitely not be slaughtered by the group of yellow-robed monks to pay tribute to the dead yellow-robed monk.
"This group of evil monks in the northwest, when they surrounded me and wanted to kill me just now, do you know what they said?" Ling Yun said mysteriously.
Xin Ci didn't bother to pay attention to him at all, snorted in his nose, and didn't speak.
But Qiu Ying was full of curiosity and asked, "What did they say?"
"Don't talk to him, you don't know how these stinky men lied to you!" Xin Ci said.
Ling Yun said from the bottom of his heart, this woman is really a stinky man, there is no stinky man, how did your mother conceive you in the first place, and how could you give birth to it, it is not the credit of the stinky man.
"They actually said some filthy things, I couldn't learn them, especially the fat monk, who actually opened his mouth and said: 'Kill this stinky beggar, that mother and daughter will be taken back for a while, everyone have a good time!' They actually said that you are mother and daughter!" Ling Yun said, he knows that the most sensitive thing for women is age, although Xin Ci is Qiu Ying's aunt, but the age difference between the two is not much, only about five or six years old, if you deliberately say that you are a mother and daughter, you are not afraid that Xin Ci will not be like thunder.
"This is originally my aunt, it's not wrong to say that it's my mother, my aunt loves me as much as my mother!" Qiu Ying was puzzled, and didn't hear anything wrong with this sentence.
Xin Ci had been silent, but at this moment, he reined in the horse, flew up, and when he fell from behind the horse, he gave Ling Yun a heavy slap and slapped him directly from the horse's back to the ground.