Director Wang was surprised: "I heard me right, right? He stopped more than 200 people by himself?"

"You heard it right, that's what it is. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The leader of the mall moistened his throat and said: "Originally, I thought he was going to use violence to subdue these people, but I didn't expect people to be good, so he directly clicked on people's laughing holes, so these people have been laughing and laughing in the mall." ”

Director Wang was full of black lines and said: "This comrade, have you read too many novels recently? ”

When the leader of the shopping mall saw that Director Wang didn't believe it, he immediately became anxious and said, "You see why you still don't believe me, there are so many people present, you can pick one person at random and ask, is this the case?"

Immediately, someone said, "Yes, yes, what he said is right." ”

"That's true, that master clicked on people's laughing holes, that's why people are like this. ”

Director Wang couldn't help but be a little confused, one person may still lie, and two people may also lie, but hundreds of people, maybe even thousands, they can't lie together, right?

"So, where is the master you are talking about now?"

"Superior...... Hey, why is the master gone?"

"The master is gone!"

"When did the master leave?"

Director Wang frowned, not there?

There was doubt in his eyes, and suddenly an extremely terrifying thought flashed in his mind.

Could it be that everyone present is all on drugs!?

This, this can't be! It's ridiculous!

Yes, it's impossible, no matter what, a big shopping mall has as few thousand people in it.

The likelihood of thousands of people, regardless of age, gender, or social level, gathering together and still taking drugs in a public place is too low and too low.

"By the way, it could also be unconscious drug use. ”

Director Wang still remembers that there are such examples abroad. For example, a certain country confiscated a batch of drugs, but the police were stupid and burned the drugs directly in the town.

It's okay for the police to wear gas masks, but those ordinary people in the town can be regarded as taking drugs.

The drugs were burned for three days, and the residents of the town were also smoked for three days.

The most important thing is that this kind of thing has happened more than once abroad!

Therefore, Director Wang believes that this time there may be a similar situation.

However, the puzzle was that he did not smell anything similar to drugs.

"Alas, it's a real headache this time......"

……

After Li Yu left, he exhaled and said, "Fortunately, I ran fast." ”

Otherwise, even if he will not be arrested, he will be taken away by the police for some investigation.

In that way, won't your ordinary routine be broken?

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 50 points for pretending to be forced. ”

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 50 points for pretending to be forced. ”

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 50 points for pretending to be forced. ”

……

Hearing the sudden prompt from the system, Li Yu calmly took out his mobile phone and said, "Sure enough, I know that someone must be posting Weibo again." ”

Sure enough, the demonic smiles of these 200 people, coupled with the "graceful" body, and the soundtrack, suddenly became popular on the Internet.

“666，666”

"This is an event done by the mall, right? ”

"Yes, more than 200 people, such a big spending, the mall can't do business anymore. ”

"But...... But...... Hahaha, it's so funny!"

Li Yu couldn't help but laugh when he saw a few funny comments.

Looking up at the sky, before I knew it, it was already night. The moon is on the head.

"Alas, one day Christmas is about to pass, and there is not even a girl ...... at night"

"Wang!"

Li Yu was startled and said, "Who!?"

The second dog came out of the shadows and said, "It's this seat." ”

Li Yu said: "Damn, it's you, the second dog, I'm scared to death." ”

The corners of Ergouzi's mouth twitched, and he didn't care about the name anymore, but said, "Boy, it's night now." ”

"So what?"

"Didn't you say that you were going to take my little brothers to school at night to catch the thieves?

"Could I have forgotten? I just put it in the back of my mind a little bit. ”

The second dog shouted, "I'll go, then you almost forgot?" Boy, why don't we go soon!?"

"Big brother, it's only six o'clock now, how can any thief steal something at six o'clock. ”

"We can step on it early. ”

"You have a point, and I am speechless. Li Yu shrugged, "Okay then, let's go." ”

Then, Li Yu met the four younger brothers of Ergouzi.

Ergouzi said: "Wang, very good, everyone is here, then let's go." ”

Li Yu said: "Wait." ”

"What's wrong?"

"Are you blind when you go over like this?"

"Uh, what do you say we do?"

Li Yu groaned and said, "I remember, in the north of the campus, there is a dog hole......

The second dog barked all of a sudden, and said, "Dog hole!? You dare to let this seat drill the dog hole!?"

"Aren't you known as the Langya Immortal Beast, you can fly over and let them get through. ”

"Damn, this ...... This seat has long lost ninety-nine hundredths of its strength, and it is still unable to fly......"

"Then you can climb the wall and climb over, okay, I'll give you a place. With that, Li Yu led the way and led the dogs to a remote corner.

Li Yu's eyes lit up and said, "It's okay, it's okay, this dog hole hasn't been sealed, you guys go over quickly." ”

"Damn, this seat is an ancient immortal beast, you ...... Damn, boys, who let you pass!" The second dog bared his teeth and watched as the four younger brothers did not obey the command and got into it without permission.

Li Yu said: "You stand here and don't move, wait for me to look for you after I enter through the gate." ”

After that, Li Yu left, and after entering through the gate in the open light, he found them.

"Yo, Ergouzi, why did you come in, didn't you say that you wouldn't turn over the dog hole?"

The second dog was anxious and said, "This seat came in over the wall!"

Li Yu touched his chin and said, "Over the wall?

"Nonsense!

"Wang!" one of the dogs seemed to want to tell the truth, but was glared at by the second dog fiercely, and he didn't dare to speak.

Li Yu said: "That's it, why don't you go around casually first?"

The second dog said: "Boy, you have to fill your stomach before catching the thief." ”

Li Yu said speechlessly: "The matter hasn't been done yet, and you want to eat first?"

"Of course, it's not easy to catch people when you're hungry. ”

Li Yu was speechless: "Okay, okay, okay." Then he led the two dogs and his party to the vicinity of the cafeteria.

"You stay in the bushes, I'll go buy some buns. ”

The second dog said: "This seat wants beef buns." ”

"Also picky eater, leek eggs, love to eat, don't eat pull-down. Li Yu walked into the cafeteria, bought a dozen buns, and then walked out of the canteen and put the buns on the ground.

Immediately, the dogs feasted.

"After you finish eating, walk to the dormitory, there are often a lot of thieves in the dormitory, once you see that kind of person who behaves particularly obscene and cautious, you should be careful, he may be a thief. ”

The second dog said disdainfully: "I know, I know, it's just a thief, it's a big deal, let this seat eat and have fun." ”

Li Yu shook his head and left.

He can only help Ergouzi get here.

After leaving, Li Yu thought about it, took out his mobile phone, and made a call to Lin Mo'er.

Lin Mo'er didn't answer.

"Alas, there is still a long way to go. Li Yu sighed, and then passed by a teaching building and found that the black pressure was pressed into a crowd.

"What are you doing, what are you doing. Li Yu squeezed over.

I saw a classmate holding a bouquet of flowers, surrounded by a candle in the shape of a heart, and in front of him, there was a girl with a surprised and sweet face.

"I'll go, this confession. ”

The classmates talked a lot and said, "Alas, I knew that there must be a confession today." ”

"yes, it's Christmas today. ”

"I saw no less than 10 pairs in our school today. ”

"Alas, I'm going to Nima, and tonight another innocent girl will be tricked into rolling the sheets. ”

"***, why can't this kind of good thing fall on my head......"

After Li Yu's observation, he found that most of the people who watched the excitement here were single dogs.

Think about it, which couple will seem to be indifferent at Christmas, do nothing, and come over to see the excitement?

Shenma is shopping, eating, popping, Christmas is about to pass, and I can't finish what I haven't done quickly. Who's going to run here to see the excitement?

"Well, I guess after they make a successful confession, they will go to the Christmas couple contest. ”

Li Yu was shocked: "Christmas Couple Contest?

"Dude, you don't know, this event has gone crazy in the school today, as long as the couples in our school can participate, the winner has a scholarship of 10,000 yuan. ”

Li Yu opened his mouth wide and said, ", is it really fake?"

"Of course it's true, that's what I just knew!"

"We'll watch the excitement for a while, and then we'll have to go to the event. ”

The male classmate exclaimed, "Honey, I love you, let's date!"

"Phew--"

"No sincerity at all. ”

"That's it, my voice is still trembling, let's go home and practice more. ”

"That's it. ”

Of course, there are also a small number of people who are genuinely speaking for each other.

Although the crowd of onlookers was like this, the girl obviously still had a very touched and happy expression.

The male student took a deep breath and wanted to continue to say something.

Suddenly, a basin of water fell from the sky!

A basin of water instantly extinguishes the shape of a "heart" composed of hundreds of candles.

"I'll go, what's going on?"

"So 6, who splashed the water. ”

"It seems that this person who splashed the water is really the great magician of the water system of our FFF group. ”

The male classmate looked confused, and then instantly became angry.

The confession that I finally prepared was destroyed by someone, and I was furious when I thought about it!

"Who! Who! Have the ability to stand up!"

At this time, a middle-aged balding man walked over and said with a serious face: "The campus does not allow any arson that endangers the lives of others. ”