Chapter Twenty-Eight: "Called Huazi" Jade Emperor
"Wenzhou, Zhejiang!
Wenzhou, Zhejiang!
Gangnam... Ahh
Oriental Heavenly Court! Oriental Heavenly Court! The largest aggregate in the fairy world has gone out of business! The bastard boss Zhang Bairen, eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, owed 350 million, and ran away with his good friends!
We had no choice but to take the dragon robe to pay the salary, the original price was more than 100, 200, 300 dragon robes, all of them only 20 yuan, as long as 20 yuan!
Old Zhang bastard, you are not human, we have worked hard for you for hundreds of years, you don't pay your salary, you pay back my hard-earned money, pay me back my hard-earned money! ”
Thirty-three days above, in front of the gate of the Laojun Doushi Palace. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
Zhang Zichen, the supreme of the Three Realms and the current Jade Emperor, was carrying a broken gong in his hand, "Bang Bang" struck the sky, holding a simple copper horn, shouting hoarsely.
The star officer on duty was holding a few pieces of Zhang Zichen's dragon robe and crown, standing behind him with a bitter face, not to mention how helpless he was.
Zhang Zichen is ruthless now, five million catties of spiritual liquid! Even if he has 100,000 clones, he can't get so many from the human world!
Thinking about it, he can only think of a way from those high-level immortals in the fairy world, he can listen to the star officer on duty said, these immortals with the spiritual roots of the immortal mountain use the magic circle to seal the spiritual roots in their own caves, and the spiritual energy inside is like a jade liquid, so thick that it can't be dissolved.
Even some of the lakes in the Immortal Cave Mansion are full of spiritual liquid!
Zhang Zichen listened to that anger, is it tolerable or unbearable!
So many high-level immortals have occupied so many resources, and they don't want to save the crisis of Heavenly Court, but instead choose him, a mortal, to take the pot, how can they be so shameless!
Therefore, Zhang Zichen's behavior of selling dragon robes like a hawker in front of Tushi Palace is actually not difficult to understand, he is purely here to disgust these high-level immortals.
Hum! What about the Jade Emperor, Lao Tzu, the Jade Emperor, didn't even want face, he ran to the Tushi Palace to sell the dragon robe, and it was not my face, but the face of the entire fairy world, to be exact, the face of these high-level immortals who actually control the heavenly court.
Thirty-three days above, the immortals came and went, and it was extremely lively, and the wrestlers, fairies, gods, and low-level immortals gathered a lot of hulala, and they looked at the strange behavior of the Jade Emperor Zhang Million in front of the gate of the Tushi Palace.
"Haha, this new majesty is so cute!"
A fairy Gong E covered her mouth and said with a smile.
"Cute fart, the lord of the Three Realms, mixed up with this, I think it's pitiful and pathetic, and I don't know what those great gods think, it's not like it, it's not like it."
An older immortal pointed to it, shook his head and sighed.
"Whatever! The affairs of the gods above are too messy, let's just do our duty, what are we doing. ”
A stout yellow turban wrestler hummed out.
The pot exploded outside the gate of the Tushi Palace here, like a vegetable market, but there was calm in the depths of the Tushi Palace.
The gray-haired Lao Jun smiled and pinched a few fish food, with a touch of indescribable rhyme in his palm, and sprinkled the fish food into the lake, and the water in the lake suddenly splashed, and countless big-eyed spirit fish happily grabbed the food.
The churning water splashed up a thick green mist, blowing onto the body and soaking people's hearts, and the water in this huge lake was all the purest spiritual liquid, not to mention tens of thousands of tons!
That's right, tens of thousands of tons!
"Master, that million has been called outside the door for a long time, and there are many immortals gathered to watch the excitement, how to deal with it is up to Shizun to decide."
A delicate boy with red lips and white teeth reported crisply.
"Children must not be rude! That's Your Majesty in my Heavenly Court! Even if you are a newcomer, you are still the Lord of Heaven, and you must not call him by his name next time! ”
Lao Jun's originally smiling face was slightly displeased because of the boy's gaffe.
"I don't dare."
The boy pleaded guiltily, Lao Jun never got angry easily, and this tone was already a very severe warning.
"Well, knowing that mistakes can be changed, good is great, you go, give Your Majesty 500,000 catties of spiritual liquid.
Remember, not a drop less, not a drop more, let him continue to find others, not just an old man.
This is called rain and dew! ”
Taishang Laojun stroked his beard, and returned to his light and breezy appearance, and the fascinated smile on his face was unpredictable.
The door of the Tushi Palace, which had been closed, finally opened slowly, and out of it came the little boy with clear eyebrows, who held a purple gold gourd in his hand and walked quickly towards Zhang Zichen.
The boy's footsteps brought out the rich aura in the Tushi Palace, and Zhang Zichen only felt a fresh breeze blowing in his face, and he felt indescribably happy and moisturized with 48,000 pores all over his body.
Feeling the rich aura around him, the slightly beating emerald green fragment in Zhang Zichen's dantian became active again.
The fragment trembled slightly, and burst out with an extremely powerful suction, and the aura in the Tushi Palace was like a green dragon, constantly submerging into the dantian in Zhang Zichen's body, and finally absorbing all the fragments.
Lao Jun sensed this phenomenon inside, smiled slightly, shook the dust in his hand, and the open door of the Tushi Palace was covered with a layer of transparent enchantment, and no trace of aura could be revealed.
The source of the aura was cut off, and the emerald green fragment fell into peace again, and it was only with the occasional beating that it could be seen that it was still alive.
"Your Majesty, this is a little bit of heart from the master, I hope to share the worries of Your Majesty."
The boy was admonished by Lao Jun, and did not dare to have the slightest disrespect to Zhang Zichen, so he respectfully presented the purple gold gourd with both hands.
Zhang Zichen looked at it, his nose was almost crooked, and he said in his heart, this old gentleman is really picky, he just sensed the huge and rich aura in the Tushi Palace, but he only gave him such a gourd?
There is a shortage of five million catties in the military salary at the mouth of the river, even if this gourd is full of panacea, I am afraid it will only be a drop in the bucket.
"That's it, how about sending Hanako?"
Zhang Zichen said angrily, the nose is not the nose, and the eyes are not the eyes.
As soon as the words came out, he regretted it, calling Huazi to feed the whole family without hunger, he was a dignified Jade Emperor who had never enjoyed the blessings to this day, but he had a lot of debts, but it was not as good as even calling Huazi!
The boy knew that Zhang Zichen was a mortal, and he couldn't help but despise this "hillbilly" who had never seen the world, but he didn't dare to show it on his face, and endured the contempt in his heart and said: "Your Majesty, this is the purple gold gourd of the storage magic weapon refined by the master, although it looks small, it actually has a lot of things inside, and it contains 500,000 catties of spiritual liquid.
Shizun said that there is only so much that can be taken in the Tushi Palace, and His Majesty is asked to find someone else to make up for the rest. ”
"Well, 500,000 is 500,000, and something is better than nothing."
The "snobbish" Jade Emperor Zhang Million was finally a little happier, and he regained his unstingy temperament, and looked at the star official on duty arrogantly:
"Xiaoxing, who are we going to next?"