"Don't talk nonsense! Brothers, while the ghost hasn't come yet, let's withdraw first!"

Lingxue shook her head, and put the mask on again. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Hey!"

"What are you doing?" the three of them turned their heads, and when they saw a face with no facial features, their pupils suddenly contracted, and they screamed.

But soon, they found out that the ghost was a human pretend.

“…… Damn, this Nima is really a fake ghost!"

"Oh my God, this human skin mask!

"Nima, we were scared like this by fake ghosts before?"

The three of them immediately became angry.

"So, those footsteps and pats on the shoulders we encountered earlier, what kind of ghost with no facial features, all of them are you?"

Ling Xue was stunned for a moment, and said blankly: "The ghost without facial features is our ...... What the hell are the remaining two?"

"What? You don't know!?"

"Shhhh ”

"You have a point. ”

The boss groaned, his eyes widened angrily, and he said, "I don't care! You scared us! You have to lose money!"

"Yes!

"Otherwise, you won't want to leave today!"

Ling Xue panicked and said, "How much do you have to lose?"

The boss said indignantly: "At least...... Three thousand dollars too!"

Saying this number, his heart was filled with emptiness.

You know, their monthly salary is only 3,000 yuan, and they will have so many people next time, and they are really afraid that people will not give them.

"Nima, I knew it would be 500 yuan. ”

Lingxue was a little helpless and aggrieved: "I don't have that much money......"

Really!

The boss said viciously: "Since you don't have 3,000 yuan, then 5 ......"

Lingxue said aggrievedly: "Look, can we use this to offset the account?"

From the space ring, take out a small gold bar.

The eyes of the three of them were about to pop out.

"Nima ......"

"Is this real gold?"

"yes, I don't believe you check. ”

The boss jerked the gold bar, put it in his mouth and bit it with his teeth.

There was a "clatter", the tooth almost shattered, but the gold bar was nothing.

Suddenly shocked and said: ", it's really gold!"

"It's... This gold bar is for us?"

Ling Xue said weakly: "Isn't it enough?"

"Enough, enough, of course!" the three of them laughed.

Such a large gold bar can be sold for at least 10,000 yuan. The three of them divided it evenly, and one person had more than 3,000 yuan.

That's three times more than the average 1,000 yuan per person!

Lingxue said guiltily: "That, in short, I'm sorry." ”

The boss hurriedly said: "It's easy to say, this, the killer is always killed, cough cough, no, the person who scares people is always scared, we have scared so many people, and it is normal to be scared and frightened." ”

"Yes, yes, you must not have any psychological burden in your heart. ”

"Yes, little girl, we welcome you next time. ”

Ling Xue was pleasantly surprised: "Really?"

The three of them smiled and said, "Of course, and to tell you the truth, your methods this time are actually not terrifying at all, next time you will get one that is ten times more terrifying." ”

"Don't worry, if I have time in the future, I will definitely make one that is a hundred times more terrifying than this!"

"That's good, we're looking forward to it. ”

The crowd walked out of the haunted house.

Lingxue hugged Li Yu's arm and said, "Thank you, you are really a good group of people." ”

"No, no, no, you're a good bunch of people, welcome to come back next time. ”

Li Yu shook his head, this is a typical example of being sold and helping people count money.

Ling Xue smiled: "Goodbye, uncle." ”

The smiles of the three suddenly froze.

Uncle!?

However, Ling Xue had already left with Li Yu with a smile......

……

"Ah~~ I'm really refreshed after going to a haunted house~~" Lingxue stretched.

Suddenly, Lingxue saw a stall selling cotton candy.

His eyes lit up and he said, "Li Yu, I want to eat marshmallows!"

"I don't eat, I have a toothache lately. ”

Ling Xue was surprised: "Toothache? Cultivators also have toothaches?"

Li Yu said: "Why don't cultivators have tooth pain?

Ling Xue said: "Hey, tooth decay? Oh no, Li Yu, why don't you use a flying sword to pry your tooth decay?"

Li Yu laughed angrily and said, "Flying sword pulling teeth?"

"No, it's prying, just like this, take the tip of the flying sword and pry the ......" As she spoke, Ling Xue laughed "poof" herself.

"No, that's funny. ”

Li Yu was amused by Lingxue's appearance, and laughed too.

After Ling Xue laughed, she tilted her head and said, "Well, however, the flying sword tooth extraction, I think it's also quite good, the flying sword helps a dental floss, and then let the flying sword fly at supersonic speed, and the tooth extraction will not be a little painful." ”

"Dear, this is your brain supplement, you are talking about the child's wisdom teeth, the kind that will fall out, although the tooth decay is partially decayed, but the root of the tooth is still intact in the gum, how can I pull it, the flying sword extracts the tooth, and can only pull out a mouthful of blood. ”

"With anesthetics. ”

"Nope. ”

"Anesthesia. ”

"No, it won't. ”

"Cut, it's obviously a cultivator in the foundation building period, and he doesn't even know this kind of small spell. ”

"Will you?"

"No, it won't. ”

Li Yu pulled Lingxue's little face and said, "Then what did you say?"

"People... People are like ......"

"Speak well. ”

"Hmm......" Lingxue puffed out her mouth, "Otherwise, it's okay to use spiritual power to stimulate the massage press and let the press grow another tooth!"

“…… I haven't heard of it, adults can still open their teeth. ”

"Yes, yes, I know that there is a spell called hair growth technique, which is specially used to grow hair, since there are spells that can grow hair, then it is not uncommon for spells to grow teeth!"

"Will you?"

"No, it won't. ”

"What the hell are you talking about!"

"Hmm......"

"Yes!

Li Yu said helplessly: "What do you know again?"

"Get cement and plug the cavities!"

Li Yu laughed angrily and said, "Lingxue, come on, come here." ”

Ling Xue was curious: "What are you doing?"

"Come on, come on, come over here, I'll add a buff to you"

Ling Xue's little face turned red, and she said, "Is it a buff that doesn't have to bleed every month in the future?"

"It's a buff that completely cures your constipation in the future"

Lingxue's little face turned red and shouted, "People don't have constipation!"

The whole person was squirming and shy.

Li Yu showed a strange expression and said, "What do you think, I'm adding a buff to your stomach." ”

“…… Huh?"

"Drink lactic acid bacteria often to promote intestinal digestion!

“……”

"Of course I know it's my stomach!"

"Okay, needless to say, you little filthy girl. ”

"You're even dirtier, aren't you?"

Lingxue said: "I don't care about me, I just want to eat marshmallows!"

"Buy a drink, at least drink it with a straw so you don't get tooth decay. ”

"I don't care, I just want to eat marshmallows!"

Amusement parks, public places, people come and go.

Lingxue pulled Li Yu's arm and kept coquettishly saying: "I don't care, I don't care, people just want to eat marshmallows!"

It immediately attracted everyone's attention.

"This man, his girlfriend wants to eat marshmallows, why don't you just buy one. ”

"That is, does it mean that the person who picks the door is not even willing to buy marshmallows?"

"Then why are you still coming to the amusement park? ”

"That's it!"

The corners of Li Yu's mouth twitched.

Ling Xue had a successful expression on her face.

"Okay, okay, go buy it. As he spoke, Li Yu took out a dollar from his pocket.

"Return the broken change. ”

Ling Xue was stunned for a moment and said, "Dollar, how did you let me break it!"

"Then I don't care, remember to give me back the change. ”

"Oh. Lingxue happily ran over, "Boss, boss, how do you sell marshmallows?"

"Little girl, ten dollars a piece. ”

Lingxue said: "Boss, I don't have RMB, can you see the gold coins?"

Take out a gold coin of pure gold from your pocket.

"You bear child!" Li Yu snatched the money and slapped Ling Xue's ass.

"Why are you such a bear for gold to buy marshmallows?"

"Uh-huh......"

The boss shook his head, not paying attention, thinking that the gold coin was chocolate, and the kind of chocolate that is often packaged as gold coins has been on the market lately.

Li Yu said helplessly: "Forget it, give me the dollar, and I'll give you the yuan." ”

Take out a hundred.

"I don't have any small ones, give me the money I found. ”

"Hmm!"

"Boss, boss, I'm going to buy marshmallows. ”

"Yes, little girl. ”

After a while, a fragrant, soft marshmallow came out of the oven.

Suddenly, the boss was embarrassed: "I'm sorry little girl, I don't have any change here." ”

Ling Xue didn't care and said, "Then you don't have to look for it." ”

Li Yu slapped Lingxue's ass again, and said, "One hundred yuan costs ten yuan, and you don't let you find the remaining ninety?"

"Boom... My dear... Why are you hitting me again... Isn't it enough to hit me at home... Do you have to embarrass me outside......"

Suddenly, the expressions of passers-by looking at Li Yu changed.

"Scum!"

"I even beat my girlfriend!"

"Why don't we call the police!"

The corners of Li Yu's mouth twitched, and he said: "Come on, come on, go in the grove for a wave, add ten buffs to you, and you don't need to change." ”

"Slightly, don't go!"

The owner who sold the marshmallow said, "That, this money ......"

Li Yu's face was full of helplessness, and finally took out a ten-yuan one from his pocket.

Ling Xue said proudly: "Hmph, I knew you must have ten yuan, lie to me!

Li Yu snatched the marshmallow and raised it high and said, "Mine." ”

Ling Xue was stunned for a moment, and then cried: "Don't don't, my, my, my marshmallows-!"

Ling Xue stood on her tiptoe, but she was only about 160 tall, and she really couldn't reach Li Yu's palm.

"I'll go, even my girlfriend marshmallow will be grabbed. ”

"Why do such people have girlfriends!"

Li Yu said: "Let's have a joke." ”

"Forget it, marshmallow for you. ”

Lingxue was suddenly happy, and took advantage of the moment when Li Yu bent over to kiss Li Yu on the cheek.

"Hey, hey, hey~"