Chapter 362: Your Dad Is Really Not a Good Thing
Chapter 362: Your Dad Is Really Not a Good Thing
Guoguo stuck out her tongue and said, "Dear, you seem to be in a bad mood and need to be served with a smile?"
Chu Li looked at Guoguo with a cute expression on his face, and laughed. [No pop-ups]
Then he rolled his eyes again at random, and said angrily: "Don't talk to me, I get angry when I see your appearance." ”
Guoguo said that she couldn't understand: "Mom, people say that I am exactly the same as you when you were a child, do you even hate yourself?"
"What I hate is your expression, it's completely inherited from your bastard daddy, you can't just look at it. Chu Lidao.
Guoguo turned to look at Jiang Nan and said weakly, "Uncle Jiangnan, is my dad a bastard?"
"Guoguo, although Uncle said so, you may be very sad. But the uncle didn't want to tell a lie either. Jiang Nan deliberately paused, controlled his tone, and said, "Your father is really not a good thing." He abandoned you and your mother. But it doesn't matter, Uncle Jiangnan will protect you!"
Chu Li tugged at the corners of his mouth and didn't speak.
The rain outside was getting heavier, and it was starting to thunder.
Guoguo has been afraid of thunder since she was a child, and as soon as the thunder sounded, she fled to Jiangnan's arms.
Jiang Nan half-covered Guoguo's ears and said lightly: "Guoguo is a brave child, so he won't be scared by thunder." ”
"But..."
Jiang Nan looked at Guoguo with a smile: "Uncle is by your side, you don't have to be afraid of anything." ”
"Oh. Guoguo began to try to take her hand away from her ear.
Then, another thunderbolt exploded overhead, and Guoguo covered her ears again in fright.
But with Jiangnan's encouragement, Guoguo took his hand away again.
In this way, in the thunder of lightning, Guoguo gradually calmed down, she no longer trembled, and even dared to look at the lightning in the sky.
Chu Li's expression was quite complicated.
I tried many ways to make Guoguo not afraid of thunder, but they all ended in failure. And it took less than half an hour for Jiangnan to give Guoguo the courage to face the thunder.
President Chu is really mixed in his heart at the moment.
The wind began to blow outside, the rain was flying in the air, and the eaves could not stand, so Chu Li had to go back to the house.
"There's nothing to do, otherwise, let's play the game for the three of us. Jiangnan proposed.
Guoguo immediately raised his hand and cheered: "Good, good, good!"
Chu Li didn't squeak, which was a tacit acquiescence.
Guoguo raised his hands again and said, "Let's play the game of kings." ”
Chu Li's face instantly darkened.
Jiang Nan hurriedly said: "I didn't teach it! It is estimated that it was taught by Chu Le." ”
However, Guoguo is honest.
"That's what Uncle Jiangnan taught me. ”
Then, Guoguo looked at Jiang Nan again and said seriously: "Uncle Jiangnan, you tell me that a good boy can't lie." ”
Jiang Nan sweated profusely, and said in his heart: "Girl, you won't be able to apply it flexibly!"
Leader Jiang tiptoed to run, but as soon as he moved, he was glared back by Chu Li.
At this time, Guoguo ran to Chu Li's side and shook Chu Li's arm: "Mom, you can play with me." Is it good? Okay?"
Chu Li was dizzy by Guoguo, so he had to say, "OK, OK." ”
Originally originating in the island country next door, the game of kings has gradually become popular in South Korea, Taiwan and mainland China in recent years. The rules of the game are actually quite simple.
If there are five players, then the ace of hearts, 2, 3, 4, 5, plus a ghost card is drawn from the playing cards, a total of 6 cards, and the ace is counted as 1.
After shuffling, each person draws a card as a face card, which is very critical, the face card number can not be seen by others, only you know. The person who draws the ghost card has to show the ghost card, that is, he becomes the "king". There is one card left on the table, which is the "king's" own number, and it cannot be seen. This is important. In the game, there are many people who dig a big hole for themselves because of this card. If no one draws a ghost card, that is, the one on the table is a ghost card, it must be reshuffled and redrawn.
On the premise of not looking at other people's brands, the "king" randomly ordered No. 1~5 and asked 2 or 3 of them to do anything. What to do is decided by the "king". All must obey the demands of the "king".
For example, the "king" commands: No. 2 to kiss No. 3! In this way, No. 2 will stand up and kiss No. 3.
Because the king doesn't know who has what cards in their hands, it's random and doesn't have a specific purpose. At the same time, since the "king" himself has a number, there is a high possibility that the "king's" order will be fulfilled by himself, and the bigger the pit the "king" digs, the worse he may fall.
The most important thing in playing this game is the problem of scale. If you do too much, it's easy to get hurt and angry. Therefore, before playing the game, the scale is agreed.
However, for Jiang Nan, Chu Li and Guoguo, there is naturally no problem of excessive scale. Jiang Nan will not 'bully' her mother in front of Guoguo, and Chu Li doesn't want to be too close to Jiang Nan at all; as for Guoguo, she is at the age of innocence, and it is even more unlikely that there will be a 'king's order' that is not suitable for children.
Jiangnan took out a playing card from the room, then took out the ace of hearts, 2, 3 and a ghost card for a total of four, shuffled the order of the four cards, and after reshuffling the cards, the game began.
Four cards, one for each person, and one card on the table, which is the king's number plate.
Jiang Nan held his breath and flipped through the cards in his hand, the three of hearts, that is, the number three.
At this time, several other goddesses turned over their cards.
"Report, mine is a ghost card. Guoguo excitedly showed his cards.
"Wow, the king's card, Guoguo, good luck. The first one is the king, so please give orders to our king?" Jiang Nan said with a smile.
"Hmm.." Guoguo thought for a while, then his eyes widened, and he said, "Mom and Uncle Jiangnan kiss!"
Burst!
Chu Li vomited blood.
"Hey, girl, do you know the rules? Is there such a king's order? No, is there a girl who pushes her mother into the fire pit?!"
Jiang Nan was also slightly sweating, and told Guoguo the rules again.
"Oh, I see. Then I reissue the king's order. The fruit man nodded.
She groaned slightly, and then said, "Well, No. 1 will go to No. 2." ”
Chu Li collapsed.
She finally understood, her precocious girl made it clear that she wanted Jiangnan to take advantage of her.
God, how can there be such a girl!
The old lady has worked so hard to pull you so hard, and you rebelled in the blink of an eye?
Little traitor!
"Fortunately, the old lady is the third of hearts. Chu Li breathed a sigh of relief.
Then, as Jiangnan showed the ace of hearts, Chu Li's face darkened again.
The hole card that belongs to the fruit must be the three of hearts.
"Hey, Jiang Nan, this bastard shouldn't really do anything to my daughter!"
Chu Li was very vigilant.
This, this is to be damned!
However, it turned out that Chu Li thought too much.
Jiang Nan just kissed Guoguo on the forehead.
"Ahem! Second set, second set. Chu Li took the initiative to brush the cards.
In the second set, Chu Li got the king card.
"Hmph. President Chu was very proud.
This woman is completely involved in the game.
To paraphrase the advertising slogan of Overlord Shampoo, it is: At first I was asked to play this game, I refused. But I didn't expect the game to be so fun, I couldn't stop as soon as I got started..
Chu Li looked at Jiangnan and Guoguo, his expression triumphant.
"Hmm, what kind of king's order should be issued? Oh, by the way, number two hit number one's pp!"