Follow the flow of people to see a hexagram stall, behind this table sat a goatee man, two strands of goatee fluttering in the wind, if you look carefully, you must be able to see that this goatee is pasted, this person looks like he is twenty-six or seventeen years old, I don't know where to get the Taoist robe to wear on the body There is no so-called fairy wind Dao bone at all, plus the overpass under this Aimin Road is already dark, this benevolent brother even wears a pair of round sunglasses, and it looks even obscene. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

This person is holding a creature that looks like a person, but is actually a human looking at palmistry, the reason why I say this, I do look like a person from a distance, but when I walk in, it doesn't look like a person, I take two steps forward, and I finally see clearly, this is definitely a person.

It's just that the state of this person is too difficult to describe, when I flipped through the group of books, I thought of a person, that is the protagonist in the new version of Journey to the West, the monkey with a naked body, you probably imagine it, I will use my imagination to describe it, because this is not only torture for me, but also torture for you.

As soon as I walked in and listened, I heard what the fortune teller said was even more disgusting, "Guest, you are really beautiful as a flower, if it weren't for my family having a good wife, I would definitely swim with you, but it's a pity that Miss should have a catastrophe in her life, as long as this catastrophe passes, you will definitely be able to find Ruyi Langjun" I wanted to vomit when I said this, but I looked at the fortune teller in front of me moving rhythmically in his hand, I understood at a glance, it is estimated that the female monkey in front of me was holding too tightly, and the fortune teller was trying to withdraw his hand outside.

I saw the female monkey pretending to be shy, and said, "Mr. is really talented, I don't know how I can escape the catastrophe, if I escape, I will have a recompense" After speaking, I saw the female monkey throwing her eyes from the fortune teller, I guess the pair of eyes behind the sunglasses have long been closed, otherwise I will definitely be blind.

I saw many people walking past them, and after making eye contact with the mother monkey, they all quickened their pace and rushed out of the crowd, for nothing else, just to find a quiet place to vomit.

"Poor Dao is not proficient in the art of feng shui, I do know that there is a Li Erzhu Taoist friend in front of this go, he is proficient in this way, if the guest can trust me, then please go ahead" I could see that the fortune teller wanted to throw the female monkey away, but the female monkey was stuck to his body like a dog skin plaster.

I only heard the mother monkey say, "Master, in this case, the master will go with me, we are also destined, maybe we will have to bother the master and Master Li Erzhu to work together to give advice to me." ”

Hearing this, I was going to laugh, this is the rhythm of wanting a maid and two husbands, but this female monkey doesn't need her head that has not yet fully evolved to think about it, just her amazing appearance, even if she has the heart of a maid and two husbands, but after turning on the light, she will not scare people down.

When I thought of this, I didn't watch the play here, so I stepped forward and said, "Master Luo, I can be regarded as having found you, didn't you say that you want to help my master tell the hexagram above? I don't know if I can go" I stepped forward and directly attracted the attention of the two to me.

This fortune teller is like seeing a savior, and he doesn't know where the strength comes from, so he directly broke free of the female monkey's hand, and said to me, "It turned out to be Assistant Zhang, I'm ready, let's go" After speaking, without waiting for me to react, this fortune teller pulled me and ran, and he didn't even want to eat by himself.

This fortune teller was originally surnamed Luo, and he was called Luo Cannon in the dormitory, because this guy has no other advantages, that is, he likes to delve into the ancient culture of Qimen gossip, and the reason why he is called Cannon is mainly because this guy can say and calculate, that is, his personality is more cheap, and the most important thing is that he is not only cheap but also has a cheaper mouth, so he is affectionately called Cannon.

Luo Cannon and I escaped and left under the overpass, under a overpass, I saw Luo Cannon and began to undress directly, this action scared me again and again and waved my hand and said, "Damn, I haven't seen you for so many years, when did you become so unrestrained, if you take it off, I will kill you." ”

I saw Luo Cannon look at me with disdain on his face and said, "In your mind, can you think of something normal" I saw Luo Cannon turn his clothes upside down, and it turned out to be a modern vest T-shirt, and then took out a pair of glasses from his pocket and replaced the black glasses.

"I said do you want to find a place to sit around here, or do you want to go to your house to have a look?" I looked at Luo Dacang, who had already changed his clothes, and now this guy finally looked like a person.

Hearing me say that I was going to his house, Luo Dacang shook his head again and again as if he had seen a ghost, and said, "No, or not, let's just find something to eat outside, it's really not good in my place." "Originally, Luo Dacang was a cheerful person, but I actually saw the look of indignation in his eyes from his two sentences.

I smiled and said, "No matter how bad it is, there is no place to sleep, just your mouth, if you put it on any stage team, you are definitely a good hand, but if you look at what you are doing now, my sister-in-law must be not having a good time at home, I found Liao Shenxian to help me, you can come too." ”

Seriously, I can use many ways to force Liao Yansen to agree, but I can say that there is no way to do this Luo cannon in front of me, because this person is very stubborn, coupled with his out-of-the-box character, I can't imagine whether he will agree or not, this guy is very likely to promise you today, and tell you tomorrow that he was joking yesterday.

Luo Dacang just thought for a moment, then smiled at me and said, "I only have one question, that is, there are many beautiful women in your company, and whether I can wear big shorts to work, and of course, the most important point, is how much my salary is, which is very important." ”

Sure enough, this guy is still such a philistine, I smiled at him and said, "I don't know if there are many beautiful women, but a big company can't all be muscular men, or I won't go even if you promise to go, you say yes, as for wearing big shorts to go to work, don't do it, you want to soak in beautiful women, you definitely can't soak in big shorts, as for the salary, I really can't guarantee how much you will be given, but I also want to ask, how much salary can you get here in a day?"

Luo Dacang obviously knew what I meant, and smiled at me sadly and said, "Actually, it's not much, it's less than a hundred yuan, but sometimes it's good to have three or four hundred yuan." ”

"Don't be sometimes, let me tell you this, what I want is your eloquence, I guarantee that your monthly salary will not be less than four hundred yuan, I really don't know the specific salary number, even if I don't have it, I will level this number for you, what do you think." "I almost laughed out loud after saying this, this Luo cannon obviously wants to trap me, so I will follow his wishes.

Luo Cannon smiled at me and said, "Since that's the case, buddy, I'll do it with you, who else do you want to find?" You don't want to find all the guys in our dormitory, then I'm afraid it's a bit difficult." ”

I heard Luo Dacang's obvious words, so I asked, "What do you say?"

Luo Cannon said with a pretended mysterious expression, "Liao Shenxian and I are not engaged in this business, but we also know a little about their affairs, first of all, this guy Orange taught himself IT technology after graduation, and it is said that he wants to be the best programmer in the world, but this guy has changed from IT to being kicked, this person has now become a hacker, and no one knows where he is." ”

This orange's surname is Chen Mingzhi, it is said that his finance major is the major chosen by his parents, this person is good at all kinds of computer technology, once wrote a cs cheat, one of our dormitory people with his cheat, it can be said that he is famous in the school, known as the school gun king team, but I didn't expect this guy to change careers to become a hacker, but this guy is also unlucky enough, people are so secretive to hackers, this guy was turned out by others to do hackers, so that many hacker organizations now kick him around like a ball。

"Say next. "I thought about it for a while, it seems that this guy Orange is not difficult to find, even if I can't find Orange, it doesn't mean that hackers can't find him, I don't believe that I can find a person like him when I find a bunch of hackers, I can't find it, I figured this out and let Luo Cannon say the next person.

Luo Cannon probably wanted to see my embarrassed expression, and then take the opportunity to help me, but he saw that I looked calm, and immediately became disappointed, and then said, "You also know that Lu Zhumin's family is the same as you, they are all local tyrants, after this guy goes back, it is said that there are little tender models chasing his butt tail all day long for him to touch, how can this guy give up his grand career and do a company with you?"

This Lu Zhumin's family started in the clothing business, although he didn't say how much money he had in his family, but this guy's petty bourgeoisie is serious, drinking coffee and eating small fry all day long, but this guy is also the object of our frequent blackmail when we go to school, not for anything else just because this guy has money in his family.

"Don't worry, I'm not going to be able to deal with bamboo, you go on to say what happened to Huang Jiexuan. ”

Luo Dacang looked at me with a surprised face, although he also knew that these things were trivial matters for me, after all, I was equal to Lu Zhumin's class, and this guy still wanted to give me a headache, but he didn't expect me to agree so quickly, thought about it and said, "As for Huang Jiexuan, this guy is the best to handle, as long as you can snatch him from his daughter-in-law's hands, I think this matter will be easy to handle." ”

I suddenly had a headache again, why is it a woman again, there are six people in our dormitory, so many people are in the palm of a woman's hands, I can't help but hide when I see a woman, and Liao Yansen sees his wife who is only obedient and obedient, and this Luo cannon in front of him is estimated to have a fierce wife, otherwise it wouldn't be that kind of expression just now, Lu Zhumin I also know that if this guy hadn't been injured by a woman, he would definitely not be so prodigal, Huang Jiexuan seems to be exactly the same as Luo Cannon, and there is a tigress at home to fight Wu Song。

"Is it better than yours?" I asked, seemingly casually.

Luo Cannon said, "How can I say that I am better than my wife, I unceremoniously said that my wife is the most powerful person in the world, you see the red marks on my face that have not been cut, it is my wife's ......love for me" Just when Luo Cannon said the rise, it came to an abrupt end, this guy finally understood that I was tricking him.

"I'll go to your uncle, you really haven't changed at all, it's really a loss to your family. Luo Cannon yelled at me.

I patted Luo Dacang on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, my mouth is very strict, but I'm afraid that sometimes I accidentally say that I leaked my mouth, and it would be bad." ”

I squeezed my eyebrows from here, this guy naturally understood what I meant, and said with a long sigh, "Why didn't you thunder and kill you, this guy, you don't have to blink at me, don't worry, Huang Jiexuan, I will help you find it, as for the other two people, I can't do anything, so you should be satisfied." After saying that, Luo Cannon almost hit the telephone pole with his head, he didn't protect his mouth no matter what, Luo Cannon really had the urge to pump his mouth.

I took out a business card and said with a wicked smile on my face, "Then I'll give you a week, next week you and Huang Jiexuan report to this place, you can rest assured, I must have found all the people, even if those two guys go to the moon, I will also let Sister Chang'e send them down." ”

"You just blow it, it's just a hard-working person like us who can help you do coolies, you two guys can help you, and I'll lose you five cents." "Luo Dacang originally wanted to say that he would not be paid for a month, but suddenly he thought that he was making a bet with me, and finally suddenly turned around and said that he would bet five cents.

"I said you're too stingy, it's only five cents, I'm embarrassed to take it out" Seriously, I sometimes admire Luo Cannon's wisdom, at least this guy knows when to do something, and won't blindly work hard because of the so-called dream, such a person is a person who knows how to advance and retreat.

It's like the kind of person who preaches how important dreams are on TV all day long, in my opinion, it's pure nonsense, dreams are only qualified to talk about those who can fill their stomachs with their own hands, if even eating is a problem, then it proves that there is not a problem with dreams, but you have a problem, even your stomach is hungry, and you are on the verge of starvation at any time, and at this time you still say dreams, then you can really only think about the next life.

Luo Cannon saw that I was furious, and there was murder in his eyes, I waved goodbye to him directly, it's a pity that I still want to go to his house to see how the tigress subdued Luo Cannon, who claims to be Wu Song, but this guy didn't give me a chance, it's a pity. (To be continued.) )