Jian Baoyan smiled and naturally took off the shabu during the banquet and handed it over to him. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info "It's okay to give it to me, you often go into the kitchen, and your body is wet and heavy, so let me hang it and dry it." Shu Chu said very considerately, and made a joke at the end, "You forget that there is a proverb in your hometown: don't shake the butt - the tail (great) is big." "There is another sentence in my hometown: good words and three winters are warm. Sometimes a faint egg joke is warmer.

But it's a bit bad to say a good thing too much, and Shu Chu deliberately said: "You are good hanging on the waist, but have you noticed that when you bend over, where does this big tail fall? Shu Chu is working hard to create the ideal time to hand things over.

After talking and laughing for a while, Jian Bao was already happy enough, Shu Chu persuaded her first, so that she was mentally prepared, and then gave her all the attachments such as the two notices and admission instructions, although she was already mentally prepared, Jian Bao suddenly turned pale: "This ...... This ...... "She held the surprise in one hand and the thrilling one in the other, her eyes were hazy with tears, full of helplessness, helplessness, helplessness, innocent, speechless, hopeless, unbelievable, such complex emotions can be revealed at the same time, only a woman like Jian Bao with delicate emotions can do it, and only Shu Zhu has been starting from literature for countless years, continuously practicing her heart, and knowing each other can interpret them one by one.

"Baozi, the matter has come to this, we have to calm down and decide how to deal with it when we are rational enough. But there is one thing we must not be angry with our two children, let alone punish them. They made such a resolute decision, and they had to heal secretly behind everyone's backs, and I don't know how many tears they shed secretly, only the two sisters could shield each other, no, maybe this horror was even hidden from her sister! The pain they swallowed must be far above us, and what we have to do now is to calm ourselves, and then communicate with them to understand their true thoughts. If you think about it, the ideological gap between us and their generation is not too far away, and we should not be separated to this point ......"

After a long time, Jian Bao couldn't stabilize her emotions, her face was still full of sadness, and she couldn't stop crying. "Brother Shu, why do you say that we women have endless tears, adults are like this, even young girls are like this, why do you always make women cry and cry? Is it that God can't make it rain, so he uses magic to squeeze through women's eyes?" "Yes, you are right, they are not good, when there is no rain in the sky, they will go to the ground, not only squeeze you women, but even men will not let go." Caught by God, men sweat but don't shed tears. But women are born cool and sweatless, so they can only shed tears...... "You say they are theirs, according to what you say, there is more than one God?" "That's a must, so much so that there is no edge, there is no bottom, everyone will meet many gods, and they are everywhere all the time, so how many must there be?" Even if there are so many raindrops, it is not enough to divide them......" When a woman is sad, she needs someone to talk to her, the key is not that you have said something, as long as someone is with you to chat, her heart will be much better.

For this reason, Shu Chu did not hesitate to depreciate his own value and made a cameo appearance as a long-tongued woman: "Baozi, I also heard another unauthentic thing they did." Do you know why you women are in charge of the house in primitive society? It is because women not only have one more rib than men, but also because the two super radar absorption organs on women's chests are countless times larger than those of men. At that time, they didn't wear clothes, men and women were open radar to receive external information, women's super radar compared to men's small radar that was as small as a headset, absorbed into the information in their hearts was countless times richer, countless times faster, so women at that time were countless times smarter than men, and the smartest men were not qualified to carry shoes with women......" Jian Bao interjected: "Did you have shoes at that time?" It's not easy to get it in two million years. ”

If it weren't for Jian Bao's really bad mood, she would definitely laugh out loud when she heard this. Seeing that his nonsense had some effect, Shu Chu continued to twist his tongue and said: "These people in later generations have not heard of this history, and they don't know how to cherish it, so I must tell them about it after I open a blog in the future." It is said that the women at that time were too smart, and the men were all packed up and obedient, and they all fell under the skirts of the leaves. This phenomenon completely aroused the resentment of the gods who took fairness as their duty, so they used magic to secretly teach women to make flower aprons, which are beautiful and warm and can keep the cleanliness in front of them. The women couldn't resist the temptation of flower aprons, and more and more aprons were made, so many that each woman had several. The women all wore aprons, especially when doing housework, putting on an apron became almost the first thing they had to do. The endless styles of aprons have become women's favorites, and the unknown appendages have been passed down from generation to generation for countless generations. That is: the apron obscured the vital point of the two major radar absorption organs of the women, and the advantage in front of the men in the past was completely covered, so the incomparable intelligence of the women was no longer there, and the men slowly freed themselves and gradually became the masters of the world.

And the women who were assassinated by God became more and more inseparable from the apron, and when they returned home, they only knew that they circled around the stove, and turned around, so that the men did not care about the housework, and most of the housework was taken care of by the women who were not so smart. Speaking of which, it's all to blame on God's arrangement, in order to get the men on stage, the thin apron covers countless female geniuses. Except for me, if I don't make this point public, I don't know how many generations this secret will be buried. "According to you, we women are all plagued by aprons?" "Doesn't it mean that there are exceptions to everything, and that in any era, there will be women who are far more savvy than men." But have you noticed? Most of them are people who rarely wear aprons, or even don't......

Shu Chu didn't study psychology, but he knew literature, and literature is human science. He deliberately found some words that were thoughtful to distract Jian Bao from the two notices. And use as many questions as possible in your speech to wake up from time to time. In the topic, there is a great leap of time, and a hidden faint feeling swaying back and forth in time, so that her mood no longer falls downward, and the rest is the essential comfort, asking her to soak the bitterness in her heart and then spit it out, this is a relatively long process, not like when she gave her two notices, she stabbed her while talking. This is all an optimized solution after thousands of calculations.

Why are there always endless tears?

Thankfully, you're comforting you.

With his original writing ability, Shu Chu easily cracked the "secret of the apron" that the 'gods' had laid out for countless thousands of years without leaving home, between talking and laughing without locks and without wrapping stores. This is an unprecedented initiative, which is enough to be named "The Secret of Breaking the Sky" to leave a name in history. Shu Chu was very calm and didn't care. This is just a piece of cake for his wisdom. The intelligence of Shu is high, and the potential in intelligence power is deep, but it is just a faint light!

Room 201, which has no locks and no stores, is both an office and a reception room, and the atmosphere is so low that it seems to sink into the ground. And in room 201, which is a little more reasonable here, I finally finished drinking this pot. Three brews of kung fu tea until now, but they are drunk with three big men with their own unique kung fu. That's right, it's drunk, not drunk with wine but drunk with tea, not drunk and confused, but the more drunk you are, the more sober you are. This is a kind of intoxication, only by indulging in it, can we taste emotions from the taste, and taste the thoughts in the emotions, and then taste the taste from the thoughts, and so on, the aftertaste is endless.

Sha Lane: "I finally understood this time, this is life." From light to strong, thick to the extreme, I can't stay, and then from thick to light. There are all kinds of things in the world, whether it is things, things, people, feelings, righteousness, but all kinds of things are just this kind of cycle. Liu Yuanbing danced his sleeves in a circle, like an immortal in his sleeves shrouded the world, encompassing the entire venue, showing that there were no three fingers in the food, pointing to the coffee table like steel, and bursting out with an unquestionable tone: "Wow, this place is where we are drunk!" The young Xin Zhi sighed: "After tasting tea, it is to taste the true and unfalse inside, you, me, him, at this time washed out the original!"

This meal of tea was not drunk in vain, and the three of them chatted while playing back the surveillance video, and there was no trace of Xin Zhi from it. Xin Zhi recounted his process and views on going upstairs, especially pointing out the major hidden danger of the escape window not being locked. The landlord Liu Yuanbing explained: "Little brother, I want you to avoid surveillance and enter, because Ma Binglai called and said that you caught two thieves, judged that you are good, and wanted to modify the security facilities of this building through your detection." In the past, I was overconfident and believed that everything could be settled with me in charge, so I only used these facilities as decorations, never took them seriously, and did not worry about what could happen to the building, but today it seems that it will not work, and we must strengthen our precautions to ensure the safety of the residents of this building. ”

"You have to be vigilant, we have determined that there will be a lot of turmoil in the recent security of the strange stone, have you heard the news of the 'King of Mountains and Rivers' appearing in the strange stone?" Sha Che nodded when he saw the two of them, and he continued, "You may not know that the right-hand man of the King of Mountains and Rivers, the sinister and cunning Ma Ke and the fierce and cruel Li also came to the strange stone. Maybe people will sit at home, and disaster will come from heaven. People like us who have practiced their skills need to be very careful, and at the very least, ensure the safety of their relatives and friends. ”

"I also noticed that something was wrong. Late last night, I passed by the lychee forest behind Xiapai Village and saw four groups of people fighting there, as if to fight for a computer host. The more they fought, the more disagreeable they became, and several of them had already been slightly injured, and a young man had been seriously injured to protect his companions, and he was about to die. I really can't see it, the strange stone is a famous red base, if they let people kill in front of my eyes, where can I, a local, have the face to face the ancestors? So I resolutely intervened, forcibly restrained them all, and told them to leave separately and not fight again. You see, it's only been a long time, and only half the night has passed, and someone has come to poke my building. Xin Zhi secretly noticed that there were quite a lot of old people in the industry, and it was only thanks to Liu Yuanbing's rescue that he ensured his life.

(To be continued)