Chapter 12: He's Me... Boyfriend!
To be precise, it was Zhang Zichen who unzipped the pocket of his slacks and took out the jade Ruyi that he carried with him from his pocket. Pen, fun, pavilion www.biquge.info (if you want to be dirty, please consciously face the wall...) )
"It's all its fault! You really don't blame me! ”
Zhang Zichen raised Yu Ruyi high with a flattering face, and said aggrievedly, for fear that Shen Jiarou would cut him down if he didn't go well.
Shen Jiarou stared at the jade Ruyi in Zhang Zichen's hand, and took it suspiciously, Ruyi's jade quality was the best jade she had never seen, and there was a moist feeling from her hand, which seemed to carry Zhang Zichen's body temperature.
Looking at the jade Ruyi in her hand, Shen Jiarou's face was half incredulous, the feeling of being awkward just now seemed to be it, and it didn't seem to be, she became a little uncertain.
After all, Miss Shen is still a virgin who has never been in a human condition, although she is not ignorant of physiological knowledge, but she has never experienced it firsthand, and she can't tell whether it was Yu Ruyi who caught her, or Zhang Zichen who offended her dishonestly, and she Miss Shen can't sit back and make sure again, right?
Shen Jiarou, who couldn't get an answer, suddenly put away the long sword on Zhang Zichen's neck, and had to frown and default that it was Yu Ruyi who had caught her, thinking about it this way, Shen Jiarou felt inexplicably relieved, if other men dared to offend her like this, even if that person saved her, I am afraid that if she didn't die, she would have to lose her skin.
But for Zhang Zichen, Shen Jiarou found that she couldn't do it anyway, whether it was wishful thinking or Zhang Zichen's intention, Shen Jiarou could scare him, beat him and bully him, but she couldn't bear to really kill him.
Shen Jiarou, who has been single for more than 20 years, didn't realize that her cold and hard heart had quietly opened a gap for Zhang Zichen unconsciously.
"You saved me? How did you do it! ”
Shen Jiarou, who had stabilized her emotions, caught a glimpse of the mess in the kitchen out of the corner of her eyes, and remembered the kitchen crisis she had just experienced, as well as the magical phenomenon of her sudden appearance in the living room, her heart couldn't help but be full of doubts, and she looked at Zhang Zichen thoughtfully.
Zhang Zichen was stared at by her big murderous eyes, and hurriedly said: "Actually, I am also a martial arts master, and my unique skill is the legendary top magic skill - Ling Bo Weibu!"
It was I who used this martial art to save you in the hot soup just now. ”
This bastard is lying and deceiving himself again, Shen Jiarou saw through Zhang Zichen's lie at a glance, and couldn't help gritting her teeth and said: "Nonsense, there is no such martial arts in the world, if you dare to lie to me again, I want you to look good!" ”
"Haha, you can see it..."
Zhang Zichen touched his nose embarrassedly and said: "Actually, I am an immortal, I used a spell to save you just now, you can call me a male god in the future." ”
"It's strange that I believe you!"
Shen Jiarou was so angry that she trembled, and the long sword in her hand also trembled, making a buzzing sound, Shen Jiarou thought about it, and still put away the long sword helplessly, this guy has too many secrets, but he never tells the truth, which makes Miss Shen feel at a loss.
She didn't know what method Zhang Zichen used to save her, but it was hard to believe that Zhang Zichen was an immortal, shouldn't the immortals all be holy and extremely high? How can there be such an obscene immortal?
As everyone knows, there is something more obscene than Zhang Zichen - a barefoot old man.
Shen Jiarou, who believes in science, preconceived that Zhang Zichen was lying, but he didn't know that most of what Zhang Zichen said was the truth, although he was a mortal, but after all, he had an immortal background, except for concealing his identity as the Jade Emperor, he really didn't lie this time.
Zhang Zichen wanted to cry without tears, he had obviously told the truth, but Miss Shen in front of him just didn't believe it, it can be imagined that if he directly said that he was really the Jade Emperor, I am afraid that this goblin would be able to split him immediately.
"What I'm saying is really true..."
Zhang Zichen said with a bitter face.
"Then prove it to me!"
Shen Jiarou's complete distrust was written on her face, but her face suddenly changed the next moment, and Miss Shen felt a force on the soles of her feet to lift her up from the ground, carry her to the dining table, and then gently put her on the chair!
Shen Jiarou was speechless, her two beautiful big eyes were wide open, her face was full of incredulity, and her heart fluctuated, this could never be something that could be done by manpower! Could it be that this guy really became an immortal after evaporating from the world for two months?
Zhang Zichen walked to the dining table indifferently, but his heart blossomed, pretending to be successful, this goblin seemed to have been completely shocked by him.
Shen Jiarou took a long time before she came to her senses, and looked at Zhang Zichen in disbelief: "Are you really an immortal?" ”
"Yes, I'm an immortal, and I'm still the Jade Emperor."
Zhang Zichen's old god is in the way.
Shen Jiarou was already about to believe in the fact that Zhang Zichen was an immortal, but Zhang Zichen's serious appearance of saying that he was the Jade Emperor still made her laugh, Miss Shen was finally relieved at this moment, she felt that Zhang Zichen should have obtained some kind of superpower that could move in space, and Shen Jiarou, who had received scientific education since childhood, gave herself an explanation that she could accept the most.
Looking at Shen Jiarou's appearance, Zhang Zichen knew that he had failed to pretend to be forced, because Shen Jiarou looked at him without awe, Zhang Zichen had already caught a glimpse of it out of the corner of his eye, Shen Jiarou was excitedly searching for Batman, Spider-Man, Superman and "Can you get superpowers by being struck by lightning"...
This woman actually felt that she had been struck by lightning!
Zhang Zichen was completely helpless, no matter how profound the spell was, he couldn't resist Miss Shen's belief in pursuing science, so he had to bury his head in the food, because he found that this woman was already looking at him with a "deep inquiry" look, so he almost dissected his whole person.
"Ahaha, this meal is so delicious, I'll give it 10 points."
In order to alleviate the embarrassment, Zhang Zichen chewed the rice hard and slurred his words.
"Oh? Is it? Do you like to eat rice? If it's delicious, you can eat more! ”
Shen Jiarou said as she picked up the big spoon that served the rice and stuffed it into Zhang Zichen's mouth, almost choking Comrade Jade Emperor to death.
Shen Jiarou looked at the man in front of her indignantly, Ou Yezi's sword, the rare jade Ruyi, the dragon robe more delicate than Yun Jin, and the incredible superpowers, she found that she couldn't see through Zhang Zichen more and more, this guy seemed to have countless secrets hidden in his body, and this guy was still full of horses, and it was difficult to tell the truth in his mouth...
Shen Jiarou was gradually aroused by Zhang Zichen's fighting spirit in her heart, this guy is getting more and more interesting, Miss Shen has made up her mind, she must conquer this slippery man as soon as possible, and let him obediently reveal all his secrets.
Thinking of this, Miss Shen was in a very happy mood, her beautiful big eyes glanced at Zhang Zichen, and a meaningful smile appeared on her face.
"Half a month later, Zhao Kang's Hundred Treasure Pavilion will publicly auction that sword, I didn't expect you to entrust him to your rival in love, should I admire you or should I admire you, how good it would be if you sold it to me earlier."
Shen Jiarou poked Zhang Zichen's head with a little regret, with an irresistible coquettishness in her tone, Zhang Zichen didn't dare to raise her head, and couldn't help but speed up the speed of the pickpocket.
"Although that sword has been stirred up all over the city outside, but I must get it, you will go with me at the auction in half a month, since this sword is out through your hand, naturally you must also take it back through your hand, so that it can be considered perfect, what Miss Ben wants to get, no matter how much it costs!"
Zhang Zichen didn't dare to answer, he already had an ominous premonition, this goblin would take him to the auction It would be no good thing, Zhang Zichen had no food in his bowl, so he rolled his eyes very knowingly and fainted, in order to avoid Shen Jiarou's moving gaze.
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Half a month later, Zhang Zichen was released by Shen Jiarou for the first time after a two-week experience of beauty companionship (inhuman torture)... Brought out the door.
Under the threat of Shen Jiarou's gaze, Zhang Zichen walked beside Shen Jiarou with a bitter face, and accompanied her into the Baibaoge Auction House.
As soon as he appeared in the hall, everyone's eyes looked at Zhang Zichen... Shen Jiarou beside her can be called the attention of the audience, and countless men of all ages looked at Shen Jiarou with amazement, admiration or admiration, most of them are young people.
Shen Jiarou is wearing a tailor-made low-cut light-colored cheongsam today, her perfect figure is unobstructed, her face is covered with light makeup, her hairstyle and shoes are well matched, and she is more and more glamorous and moving.
It is difficult to wear a cheongsam to look good, figure and temperament are indispensable, Shen Jiarou is perfect, and it is also completely in line with these two, the light-colored cheongsam, elegant makeup, and elegant temperament, like a water hibiscus, suddenly overwhelmed the audience and became the focus of the hall.
In contrast, Zhang Zichen saw that in the seat not far away, a beautiful woman wore the cheongsam on her body with a sense of wind and dust, and she was originally regarded as a star holding the moon, but she was instantly robbed of all the limelight by Shen Jiarou.
Zhang Zichen, who was standing next to Shen Jiarou, obviously felt that there were already many people in the field pointing at him, and many people looked at him with hostile eyes.
Shen Jiarou didn't seem to be aware of this, and actually cordially took Zhang Zichen's arm, and said to a few female friends who came forward to greet her with a sweet smile on her face: "Let me introduce you, this is my boyfriend - Zhang Zichen." ”
The sound was not loud, but it was clearly heard by everyone else within a radius of more than ten meters.
It's over!
Zhang Zichen only felt that the world was spinning for a while, not because he was happy, but because he felt deep despair...