Chapter 103: Christmas
Li Yu muttered: "People who are almost thirty years old are still so thin-skinned, no wonder they don't have a boyfriend." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biqugeγ infoβ
"Brother, what did you say?"
"Ahem, didn't say anything, didn't say anything. Li Yu looked at his phone, "Oh, it's already nine o'clock, Sister Liu, I still have to go to school in a while, so you can go back to the store by yourself." β
"Hmph~ It's said that it's going to school, but it's actually going to meet your little girlfriends. Liu Siyu complained, emphasizing the word "we".
"Ahem, Sister Liu, didn't you just say you don't mind?"
"I don't mind, of course my sister doesn't mind. β
ββ¦β¦ But your tone doesn't look like that. β
Liu Siyu laughed and said, "Okay, brother, sister, I'll tease you, you go to school." β
"Oh, okay, then I'm leaving. β
"Wait a minute. Liu Siyu suddenly exclaimed, taking out a delicate box from her bag, "Merry Christmas, brother." β
Li Yu was moved in his heart and said, "Thank you, Sister Liu." β
"Can I take it apart now?"
"Of course. β
After opening the gift, it turned out to be-
A pair of panties.
Li Yu's expression was weird, and he said, "Sister Liu, what do you mean by giving me a pair of underwear for Christmas? Is this appropriate?"
Liu Siyu chuckled: "What's wrong with this, compared to those flashy things, it's more practical to send a pair of underwear, and this can better reflect the good relationship between our sister and brother~"
"Even so, you might as well give me a razor, a belt or a watch, although there is nothing new, but it is in the range of normal gifts*** pants what the hell ???"
Liu Siyu smiled.
Li Yu scratched his head and said, "Forget it, the underwear is the underwear, I admit it." β
"By the way, Sister Liu, I also have a gift for you. β
"Ah, brother, you also prepared a gift in advance?"
"Well, it's in the drawer, you open it and take a look, I'll go first. β
"Brother, why are you walking so fast? Shouldn't you give my sister a pair of underwear for me?"
"Of course not!" Li Yu hurriedly left.
Liu Siyu paused slightly, opened the drawer, and there was a delicate gift box inside.
"Well, look at the size, it doesn't look like it's packed with underwear, okay, let my sister open it and see what kind of gift it contains!"
Liu Siyu opened the box, and when it was opened, it was a small willow leaf.
Liu Siyu was stunned and said: "This younger brother, he is even better than me, how can anyone give someone a willow leaf for Christmas, even if my surname is Liu, I can't send a willow leaf, I said why did I run so fast before." β
Liu Siyu stroked her forehead, thinking that she had taken Li Yu's army, but she didn't expect to be defeated by Li Yu's army in the end.
"Hey, what is this?" Liu Siyu noticed that there seemed to be a note in the gift box.
"Willow leaves, on behalf of eternal youth, this willow leaf is not an ordinary willow leaf, but a willow leaf of a fairy tree, worn on the body, the face can be eternal youth, the body will never be deformed, and all diseases will not invade. β
Liu Siyu laughed and said, "How can there be such a magical thing, and the fairy tree, my brother is reading Xiuzhen's novels and going crazy." β
Shaking his head, though, he thought so in his heart, he still put this precious willow leaf into his personal pocket.
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Christmas, although it is still daytime, but the lively atmosphere is really not lost to yesterday, and even much more lively.
On the street, almost every household can see a Christmas tree, even those ordinary big trees on the street, which are also full of decorations.
On the other hand, the number of couples on the street is several times higher than yesterday.
Li Yu didn't drive, and it was too much to drive to school.
Walk to school.
Halfway through, I suddenly saw a familiar figure.
"Mad, I don't know what to celebrate on this kind of holiday!
Today is clearly the 170th anniversary of the little match girl who froze to death, and this group of people came out to celebrate, which is really unsympathetic. Wang Yue's face was full of resentment.
Li Yu walked indifferently from Wang Yue's side.
"Damn, you guys stand still, and you don't say hello when you see my brother. β
Li Yu took a few steps back and said, "Those who are close to Zhu are red, and those who are close to ink are black, you will stay away from me in the future." β
"What?" Wang Yue was stunned for a moment, and then his face was happy, "You girl, I finally know your shortcomings, I said a long time ago, you are too fond of pretending, it is better to change."
Don't worry, buddy, I won't dislike you for this bad thing. With me, I promise to help you change it in the future!"
"Closer to Zhu is red, close to ink is black, you stay away from me in the future, I don't want you to be handsome. β
"......" Wang Yue's expression stopped abruptly, and then showed an expression like eating.
"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. β
"You're still pretending to be forced at Christmas, is it interesting? I'll tell you, you're ......."
"I'm a person who can't stand up to criticism. β
"Yohe, I'm still criticizing you, what can you do?"
"If you criticize me, I'll scold you. β
"......" Wang Yue's face twitched, "You scold, you have to have the ability to come and beat me!"
Li Yu clasped his hands together, and a flying sword appeared from his hand.
Wang Yue was startled and said, "Damn, you're really here!"
"Brother, I was wrong, I was wrong!"
"If you know that you can change your mistakes, you are still a good child. Li Yu patted Wang Yue on the shoulder.
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Li Yu asked, "Let me ask you a question, did you receive a gift on Christmas Eve?"
ββ¦β¦ No. Wang Yue's face was full of sadness.
Li Yu patted Wang Yue on the shoulder and said, "Although you didn't receive a gift on Christmas Eve, don't be sad or sad."
Because-
Then there are Christmas, New Year's Day, Spring Festival, Valentine's Day, and slowly you will get used to it. β
"Your uncle!" Wang Yue was furious!
"Huh!?"
Wang Yue was stunned.
Li Yu said: "Since you didn't receive a gift yesterday, so speaking of which, you are still alone today for Christmas?"
Wang Yue said depressedly: "Nonsense. β
"Call Dad, we will be a family from now on. β
"!" Wang Yue's face twitched, "You got sick this morning, right?"
"I took my medicine. β
"......" the corners of Wang Yue's mouth twitched, "Judging from your current state of illness, have you encountered anything good recently?"
"Actually, it's nothing, it's just that yesterday I had a ...... with a big sister"
"Stop! I don't want to hear it!"
"No, we are good brothers, I want to share the joy of my heart with you!"
Wang Yue gritted his teeth and said, "No need." β
"Alas, you man. Li Yu sighed, "By the way, how is your Heavenly Thunder Alchemy study?"
Wang Yue finally breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's almost over, you can start your first attempt today." β
Li Yu nodded and said, "Okay, you come to me tonight, let's find a place where no one is around." β
Wang Yue became vigilant for a moment, touched his buttocks, and said, "What are you doing?"
Li Yu said speechlessly: "Alchemy." β
"Then why are you looking for a place where no one is around?"
"Nonsense, we are cultivators, and this kind of important matter can't be exposed at will. β
Wang Yue said: "That's what I said, this kind of thing is really going to find a place where no one is around, otherwise what if you hurt ordinary people." β
Li Yu said: "Since you have this kind of ideological awareness, don't worry, I will take special care of you and get a few more thunderclouds." β
"You uncle, I don't need your special attention!"
"By the way, I forgot to ask, what are you doing with two socks in your hands?"
As soon as he said this, Wang Yue suddenly became angry and said: "I'll go, if you don't say that I almost forgot, the group of beasts in Nima's dormitory, I hung a sock on the bedside yesterday, and found something in it in the morning, I thought that Santa Claus really sent me a gift, but Nima didn't expect it to be a sock melon seed shell!"
Li Yu couldn't help but laugh and said, "Then what are you going to do now?"
"Why buy socks! My socks have been tarnished, and I want to buy another pair of them if you say I'm going to wear them in the future." β
"As for it, it's just a pair of socks, and it's tarnished. β
Wang Yue said excitedly: "Nonsense, of course, my socks are as precious as my figures, they all belong to me, and they are not allowed to be defiled by others!"
"What do you compare with a bad one, you have to compare socks with figures, what, do you still think that one day there will be a sock lady who suddenly jumps out to repay you? Thank you for wearing it every day I don't wash it, thank you for making my white bridal dress yellow and sticky and sour, I want to repay you, and then kiss you?"
Wang Yue almost threw up and said, "Don't say it! It's disgusting! I'm going to throw up!"
"Oh, well, I won't give you any gifts. β
Wang Yue was shocked for a moment, and said, "Is there a gift for me?"
Wang Yue was stunned and said, "No! I was wrong! I want a gift!"
Li Yu smiled: "Of course it's true, we are good buddies, what I gave you is the gift you have always wanted." β
Wang Yue was moved for a moment, and said: "Good brother, really good brother, I really blamed you before, I didn't expect you to break the bill at Christmas, I'm really sorry, that, the gift I've always wanted, is it a VR headset, and PS4?"
Li Yu said mysteriously: "No, the things I sent are what you need the most at the moment, and they are also the most precious to you." β
Wang Yue's words were about to flow, and he said, "Could it be that you gave me a crazy mobile phone?"
"Brother, my dear brother, give me the gift. β
"Good. β
Immediately after, Li Yu took out a pair of socks from his pocket.
Wang Yue's expression suddenly froze.
ββ¦β¦ You... That's what you're talking about?"
Li Yu said quietly: "Of course, aren't you missing a pair of socks now, I'll give you a pair if you lack something, you see, how considerate I am to you, this is Dad's love for you." β
Wang Yue was furious and said, "Your uncle, ahhh
"I'm going, I still love crazy mobile phones, I want to be beautiful to you, I still use Huawei. β
Wang Yue was angry and was about to make a move, but when he saw Li Yu rolling up his sleeves, he was terrified, knowing that he couldn't beat Li Yu at all, and if he really wanted to fight, he would definitely suffer a loss.
But this breath is uncomfortable in my heart.
At this time, Wang Yue suddenly saw a couple walking by.
The little couple is affectionate and loving, logically speaking, it's nothing, but the key pair is too affectionate!
On the way, he kissed me and me, moved his hands and feet, and completely ignored the eyes of others on the road.
And it seems that the two are still from their school.