"I don't know what this person means by talking so much nonsense? It's better to die! I don't have time to talk about it now, and I still have to find someone!"

"Find someone, this kind of errand I like to do the most, just learn from good people and help you wait!"

"Damn, I accidentally made such an ugly monster, and I can't get rid of it! It's not that I see that there are many women around me, and I want to get fishy; Lao Tzu punches him with a fire, and he is honest!"

The ugly bastard's face was not so thin, and he made a loud noise: "I have a name, my name is Wind Cow; ”

The first time I met this kind of person, I scolded: "Get out of the way! No need! We are all immortals, and if you are on the side, it will affect the image of others!"

"It's okay, it's nice to change! Don't forget, I'm the one who leads the way. ”

The little fairy boy He Lingxian couldn't listen to it anymore, so he tugged at his hand and shouted, "Don't talk to him, let's go our own way!"

The sister held Bang Zun's hand tightly and did not let it move, and asked the wind cow in front of her, "Do you know how to gossip maps?

The ugly eight monsters smiled, drew a big circle in the air with their hands, made two yin and yang fish in the middle, rotated a few times, and the hexagram patterns in all directions came out. Because of the evil spirit, there is a black snake on the back of the turtle, which is a great omen. ”

"It seems to know more than the immortal master, Xuanwu is a fierce god, why can't the immortal master see it?"

The ugly gossip pointed to the gossip hexagram painting above and said: "You want to find the door of life, which is the door of auspiciousness." ”

My sister couldn't help but ask, "Where is the birth gate?"

"The gossip hexagram is called Gen, which should belong to the ugly soil. ”

"Where do you go?"

The ugly monster stared at the gossip diagram for a while and explained: "In the northeast, if you draw a small compass in the middle of the yin and yang fish, you can find it in a while!"

He farts so much! He believes in his wives, and he knows that everything he does is to please the women around him; the more he thinks about it, the more annoying he becomes, and he hums: "Yes, yes, don't follow me!"

The little fairy boy He Lingxian tugged Bang Zun's hand and called: "If you don't follow, can you find so many disciples?"

My sister said first: "You should lead the way in front, we will follow, don't look back!"

Bang Zun's mouth is chattering, the northeast is close to the east, where will he go if he goes on like this?

The ugly monster really flew to the front, and shouted from afar: "At the end, it is the northeast, if you look for someone, you have a compass, you won't lose your way." ”

The sister understood some of this nonsense, and she dragged Bang Zun tightly and flew desperately, and after a while she came to the top of the Bada Mountain and stopped; the ugly monster did not leave, and pointed to the gossip map that followed in the air and said: "This is the direction of the compass, go down! ”

"What are you going down to?" Bang Zun didn't believe it, and tried to shout: "I am the prince Bang Zun Master, is there anyone down there?"

Before the voice went out, Nong Juanjuan came out of the cave and shouted: "Bang Zun - we are drenched in the rain, and the disciples are soaked and dirty, so they are all washed in the underground space?"

"It's weird! The underground space is full of water, can people enter it?"

Everyone swooped down and stopped at the small entrance of the underground space, and the stinky eight monsters followed......

So, don't count, there are five people in total, and when they look at the entrance of the cave, the water has shrunk down, revealing a wet road.

Bang Zun went in first, walked a while, and went downhill, and the water was still full here, so he had to retreat.

The little fairy boy Lotus Lingxian asked, "What is it?"

Bang Zun waved his hand, and suddenly Nong Juanjuan's shout came: "Bang Zun - on it!"

My sister flew the fastest, and she landed at the entrance of the cave and shouted, "Come and see!"

"What did you find again? What a fuss!" Bang Zun flew away, the little fairy children He Lingxian and Hua Xin followed closely, and the ugly eight monsters were no exception; they all landed beside their sisters, stretched out their heads, and looked into the collapsed hole, the wellhead was exposed, and there was still a lot of water, and the road was flooded, and it shook so much that they could not see their own reflections......

Nong Juanjuan shouted: "Bang Zun - the disciple is not here; ”

Everyone stupidly followed; only the ugly monster looked around, like a thief, into the cave, into the small hole, and went down a little way, connected by stone stairs; there was a chaotic sound of water, and someone shouted: "Master Wangzun, prince, come down and swim with us!"

Bang Zun waved his hand and spoke in an official tone for the first time: "Disciples: We are a powerful team! Everyone must do a good job of unity, like brothers, and keep their hearts tightly together; annihilate the invading enemy at any time; the team must combine work and rest as it is now; the so-called raising soldiers for a thousand days and using soldiers for a while is the reason; wait for a wash! Wash it clean, and let your aunt make Baiyun armed uniforms for you. ”

This resonance aroused the reaction of all the disciples: "Long live the prince, long live!"

Hearing this, it made Bang Zun seem to be tens of thousands of times taller, like an outstanding leader, laughing in that unnatural voice. No wonder those leaders deliberately use their tones to make them feel as if they are very remarkable, and they have tasted the sweetness in official language, so they will use official accents to speak in the future!

After the performance, the disciples were still swimming around in the water, and the sister had something to say: "Disciples, my aunt is here, swim with confidence!

The disciples emerged from the water, looked at each other, and also reminded wisely: "Senior aunt, you have to ask the battalion commander about this matter." ”

In fact, Nong Juanjuan was beside her and whispered: "I haven't counted yet, it's raining late at night, anyway, it's the people from before." ”

It's a fool! It's not the result that Zhili wants, think about it carefully, it's not easy to count now, you need to create a roster, let it write out its name, and then plan for the future; the next is the idea of armed uniforms, which can't be carried out in the black hole;Follow Nong Juanjuan out of the cave;Bang Zun only came back to his senses;Everyone only has lotus leaves to cover their shame, no wonder this shameless ugly monster wants to follow closely, not deeply attracted by the women around him;Nong Juanjuan didn't remind him, let this shameless ugly monster be like a dog......

Nong Juanjuan would explain: "It's not like my sister, it's the same with my disciples, some of them even lost their clothes, and now they don't have anything on them." ”

Then, the design of the armed uniform became a top priority, and the sister kicked her feet and flew up, soon higher and smaller than the Bada Mountain, and there was a shout: "Bang Zun - come up quickly!"

When everyone heard it, they looked at each other, and they didn't know what they were shouting for? However, the stupidest ones were the little fairy children He Lingxian and Hua Xin, who saw the prince fly away with their own eyes, and they didn't chase after it, and they thought that they would come down in a while......

When the girl hid in the dark clouds and shouted, "Come here!"

At this time, Bang Zun was blocked by dark clouds, I don't know what it means? I opened it and got in, I didn't see my sister, I was about to shout, I hugged it tightly from behind, and I moved it over, like a thirsty gluttonous cat, and when I kissed it, I couldn't separate it—I was so happy to experience the feeling of raw rice making mature rice for the first time......

I didn't expect that a woman who was a thousand years old was still a virgin, and she fully possessed the shyness, cowardice and blush on her face that she should have. The reason is very clear, only a man who is full of fire can synthesize the yin energy in his body, and if other men's dreams come true, they will be infected with yin disease, and they will die slowly without cure......

Outside, there was the shouting of the little fairy boy He Lingxian and Hua Xin: "Beloved—where is you?"

My sister is very smart, grabbed a handful of dark clouds, turned into two sets of black couple clothes, each wore one set, and went out generously.

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