Chapter 250: The Thing Caused by Jokes

Lin Yu's focus was obviously not this, Lin Yu looked at the clothes full of holes on my body and said, "You go change your clothes, I'll go out shopping with you to buy clothes, right?" Lin Yu actually doesn't care about this kind of thing, she grew up in a police family, and she knows this kind of thing best, according to Lin Yu's thoughts, as long as the other party does not endanger the ultimate life, it is understandable that these methods are practical, and even more tragic than this kind of thing I have seen a lot, in addition to the past few months of cultivation with Granny Hua, I also have some understanding of the cultivation world, and naturally understand that the battle is not something that can be resolved in a few words, and I am already very kind. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

Wang Gouyu saw Lin Yu talking to me like this, and the expression on his face began to become obscene, this old guy just couldn't please his obscene thoughts in his heart, but the old man also understood what Lin Yu meant, and said to Zhang Wenli, "Then you can go to the bar with me, you see that since you went to work at the Rausch school in the UK, there are fewer people who even accompany me to the bar, and the little sister doesn't like to look for me anymore, you must help me find a beautiful sister this time." ”

Lin Yu looked at Wang Gouyu in surprise, although Wang Gouyu spoke just now, she just felt a little out of tune, but Lin Yu really didn't expect that Wang Gouyu would say this kind of thing to Zhang Wenli so bluntly, which is no surprise to me and Zhang Wenli, but for a person like Lin Yu who is relatively thin-skinned, I really haven't heard such exciting words.

"I said old man, you have to take it easy, don't be jumped by others" After finishing speaking, I quickly changed into a clean dress in Wang Gouyu's scolding voice, and went out with Lin Yu, you must know that Wang Gouyu was jumped by other people's immortals, which is also the biggest stain on his body, and he can't hear others mention this matter, I just said this matter, which is equivalent to poking Wang Gou's remaining lung tube, no wonder he wants to be angry at me, if he doesn't get angry it is abnormal.

"I said Zhang Fatzi, you can't be respectful to the old man, I think that Uncle Wang is still quite good to you" Lin Yu said to me after going out, her face was not that unhappy expression, on the contrary, she was a little happy, she knew that I and Wang Gouyu were just fighting, but we should also pay attention to the ways and means, this is what she wants to remind me.

I shook my head with a smile and said, "Xiaoyu, you don't know the seniority of that old man Wang, he and I are both equals, and as long as you stay with him for a week, even if you are a Confucian saint, you will become a ruffian hooligan, don't laugh, what I said is true, otherwise you can stay with him and try." "I saw Lin Yu start laughing when she heard me, obviously didn't put things down in her heart, I guess if Lin Yu knew that everything I said was true, I'm afraid she would be surprised.

You must know that the people who get along with Wang Gouyu know that he has this ability, that is, he can make people and him the same as four or six, which is also one of Wang Gouyu's special skills, if you see Wang Gouyu talking to you with a serious face one day, it must be the end of the world, it is estimated that only this thing can make Wang Gouyu serious.

"Not good" I suddenly screamed and said, and then I groped all over my body, as if I was standing on the side of the road and dancing hip-hop, and there were even a few hip-hop lovers, seeing me writhing here, and hurriedly began to writhe on the other side of the road, but where do these guys know, I don't want to fight with them at all, I can't find my wallet, because just now I looked at my mustard seed space with my mind, and found that I didn't bring money, and then I remembered that the money was in the clothes just now, but I was unwilling to touch it to see if I really forgot, and it became such a scene。

Lin Yu naturally saw my embarrassment, and said with a smile, "Okay, don't be embarrassed here, I'll help you sell a few clothes." After Lin Yu finished speaking, he patted his waist bag, feeling a bullish look, but Lin Yu does have this capital, you must know that Lin Yu's salary is not low, I believe that the old man has already given Lin Yu the New Year's red envelope, I can imagine the old man's shot, what a heroic man, it is still the same for others, not to mention the future granddaughter-in-law he likes, it is impossible to be stingy.

I licked my face and stepped forward and said, "That's good, anyway, I don't have the ability to make money in my life, since it's better to be a man who eats soft rice, I just don't know if Miss Lin is willing to let me eat soft rice for a lifetime" Saying that, I put it on her body, but it made Lin Yu a little uncomfortable, Lin Yu automatically I didn't say it casually, you must know that I have no treasure in my life, even if I get the treasure, I will finish the painting soon, which is also one of the five disadvantages and three shortcomings.

The so-called five disadvantages and three deficiencies are actually a kind of numerology, the so-called cultivators, who have not reached the legendary sage ninefold, can not break through this numerology, the so-called so-called five evils, nothing more than "widowhood, widowhood, loneliness, loneliness, and disability." ”。 To put it bluntly, the three deficiencies are "money, life, and power". The world operates with its own laws, and those who want to change the rules of things will be punished by God. The development of things has its own cause and effect, and forcibly intervening to change the cause and effect will invite unwarranted disasters.

Among the many cultivation exercises, there is also the cultivation of sleeping gong will not cause five disadvantages and three deficiencies, but this sleep for a thousand years, and the cultivation is an extremely slow progress of the exercises, even if someone cultivates, then this person also needs great perseverance, ordinary people can not practice sleep at all, only Chen Tuan ancestor can cultivate sleep to a very high realm, and understand the way of infinity, can achieve the ninefold realm of the saint, only Chen Tuan Ancestor, can cultivate to that realm, no one else can cultivate, so if you want to practice sleep skills, where to play depends on your own talent。

The reason why sleeping gong can avoid the five disadvantages and three deficiencies is nothing more than because the influence of sleeping gong on the rules of heaven and earth is very small, and even cannot reach the impact, you must know that the cultivation of any exercise has a corresponding impact on all things in heaven and earth, for example, the cultivation of wood attribute exercises will resonate with the wood attribute exercises, and sleep gong has almost no impact except for the cultivation of heaven and earth aura, which is also the most amazing place of sleep work.

However, the ancient cultivators had a method that could avoid the five evils and three deficiencies, this method has long been lost, even Lao Xie doesn't know what it is, it is said that this method is very harmful, I heard Lao Xie say that this ancient method, ten people use it, maybe ten people will die, so in the future, there will be no one to cultivate.

Lin Yu looked at me and said, "That's good, if you don't go out to do other things, then I will be better able to support you." As he spoke, he pinched my cheek again, and the people who walked over next to him all cast strange eyes, you must know that although Lin Yu is not a country and a city, he is also a beauty, and now he is flirting with me, a dead fat man, in public, it is estimated that if those who like Lin Yu in the school know, I am afraid they will be angry to death, and Lin Yu has never said that he is not single.

I ran away from Lin Yu, holding something in my hand and shaking it and said, "It seems that it is better to let Uncle I take care of you, you want to take care of me, you are a little short of me, you see this is the wallet I just stole, and the money in it is enough for us to spend." "Actually, the wallet in my hand is Lin Yu's wallet, I'm just joking with Lin Yu, Lin Yu also knows about it, so he didn't say anything, and smiled at me, because at this time, a few people came up behind me, and at the same time pressed me to the ground, completely with an expression of wanting to eat me.

I lay on the ground and looked at the would-be heroes in front of me and said, "Just kidding, friend, I'm kidding my girlfriend, this purse belongs to my girlfriend." "I really didn't expect it, but a sentence will lead to a disaster, my broken mouth is really lacking in morality, the most annoying thing is that Lin Yu stood next to me and laughed, and he didn't say a word for me, I was almost pressed into the crack of the ground by those big brothers.

"Just kidding, just kidding your uncle, Lao Tzu's money has been lost, it seems that you guy stole it, buddies, do me a favor to send this stinky boy to the Public Security Bureau, and then I will invite you friends to dinner" I followed the sound and looked, it was a man dressed like a mink coat, standing in front of me and saying, this man is wearing sunglasses and a mink coat, looking how awkward and awkward it is, what makes me most angry about this man is that he is blocking my face, just so unscrupulously provoking Lin Yu.

Lin Yu, who originally wanted to watch the play, didn't expect such a play, and he didn't have the heart to watch the play again, so he stood in front of those people and said, "Big brother, you guys are really mistaken, my boyfriend and I are joking, who knows that this big brother's wallet was also lost, and we didn't steal this big brother's money." Lin Yu knew very well what was going on, even if an idiot saw the mink man teasing his eyes, he should have thought about what was going on, but Lin Yu was a teacher after all, and he always had to take a more gentle approach to this kind of thing.

But who knew that as soon as the mink man heard Lin Yu say this, he immediately said next to him, "That's right, he and you are boyfriend and girlfriend, who knows if you have shielded him, and besides, he stole my money, not your money, and the two of you will collude when the time comes, and the black will become white." Although this man spoke like this, his eyes kept rolling on Lin Yu, even the big men who grabbed me saw the clues, but now no one can let me leave, as long as I let go, it is estimated that this mink man will be said to be an accomplice.

I looked at the mink man in front of me and said, "You are really good enough, how come I haven't been framed for many years, you are the first." The mink man turned a deaf ear to my words, and I turned my head to Lin Yu and said, "Call the police, I want to see who will be good for it after the trouble, whether it is you or me." ”

These people behind me, no one thought that I would do this, in their opinion, this mink man is purely a ruffian hooligan or something, nothing more than trying to blackmail some money, if these people choose behind me, it is estimated that they are willing to pay money, after all, being stuck to such a dog skin plaster that looks rich and powerful, it is not much good for me, these men who are pressing me, if it weren't for the gorgeous clothes of the mink man, I'm afraid they would have let me go a long time ago.

When Lin Yu saw me say this, he directly took out the phone to call the police, and then directly broadcast a phone call to go out, it seems that he is looking for someone, the mink man is not a fool, seeing me so fearless, he also began to call, the three of us don't care, but these people who are pressing me are a little restless, as the so-called great god fighting method affects the pond fish, no matter who is thinking about what to do, now these people can be regarded as crying without tears, I knew that I didn't pretend to be a good person just now, but now it's good, maybe I will be folded in it。

"Guys, I don't ask you to protect me, I don't want to see you cover him, I only have one request, that is, wait a minute, please tell the truth, I promise that then you won't have any trouble at all, even if it's a ruffian who wants to find you trouble" I smiled and said to the people behind me, these people pulled me up from the ground and pressed my hands from behind, I said to them with a smile, I want to know what these people are worried about now, anyway, I don't need to do these things.

These people didn't answer me, but from the fact that these people pressed my strength and relaxed a lot, it can be seen that this is a tacit approval of my statement, after all, this statement can still be accepted by them, and this is also the best way, these people don't want to cause trouble, a few people I promised not to find a back-account, these people will naturally rest assured to tell the truth.

It didn't take long to hear the sound of police cars galloping over, you must know that Shanghai is a big city, and it is now the Chinese New Year, these police cars are scattered all over the place, just afraid that this kind of thing will happen, and this time of year is the time to summarize the year, and the cases at this time are very affecting the performance of the year for them, and these people naturally have to pay attention to a lot.

At this time, a short and fat policeman walked down from the police car, and walked towards us with two other thin and tall men, the policeman stepped forward and asked directly, "Who called the police just now?" The expression on his face was obviously very impatient, it seems that this police call made him very uncomfortable, at least now it is very uncomfortable, no one wants to go to the police in the last two days, their assessment this year is very good, he doesn't want to make any big mistakes at the end.

As soon as Lin Yu wanted to speak, the mink man stepped forward and interjected, "Comrade policeman, I called the police, this fat man stole my wallet and stole more than 1,000 yuan from me, you see my wallet is empty." Saying that, the mink man opened his handbag for the short and fat policeman to see, and the policeman just glanced at it, and then signaled that he could lock the handbag, and then saw the short and fat policeman wave his hand at the crowd, signaling them to let me go, and it was at this time that my hand was relieved.