Chapter 889: Seduction
Seeing Ji Fa's angry appearance, although Yuan Xishi did not have the slightest expression on his face, he secretly admired Su Yuanlai in his heart.
It turned out that everything Yuan Xishi did was done according to Su Yuan's instructions, and Su Yuan decided that Ji Fa would inevitably be obsessed with the tea ceremony and couldn't extricate himself, and a month happened to be the time when he was addicted to the most. At this time, if Ji Fa's tea leaves are broken, he will definitely go crazy.
Sure enough, now Ji Fa is going crazy in front of Yuan Xishi.
"No matter what, I'm going to drink tea, and whatever way I do, I'm going to have to send it to Xiqi. ”
When Ji Fa was tired of shouting, Yuan Xishi said: "Your Majesty is the lord of the world, of course, nothing can be difficult for Your Majesty, but even Your Majesty can't do anything about this matter, so this person will not obey Your Majesty's orders." ”
Ji Fa, who already thought that he was the lord of the world, had long been arrogant, and when he heard Yuan Xishi's words, he immediately burst into a rage: "The whole world is mine, who else dares to disobey my orders? You tell me, if he dares to disobey orders, I will kill him! Tell me quickly, who is this person?"
Yuan Xishi glanced at Ji Fa and spit out two words: "Prime Minister." ”
As soon as he heard these two words, Ji Fa was like a deflated ball, and immediately sat back in his chair.
If you talk about the whole world, Ji Fa is only afraid of one person, it is Jiang Ziya. After Ji Chang's death, Ji Fa could only hide in Qishan to survive, but it was Jiang Ziya who found him and gave him today's status. Compared to Jiang Ziya, he is nothing more than a puppet.
Ji Fa sat back in his chair and immediately fell silent.
But at this time, Ji Fa felt that his mouth was extremely dry, and his heart was anxious, and he couldn't wait to take a sip of tea immediately.
"What is so terrible about the prime minister? I am the king of the world, even he has to listen to me. Tell me, what do you want the prime minister to do?"
When he said this, Ji Fa's eyes widened, as if he was enchanted.
In fact, although the tea is fragrant, it is not enough to make Ji Fa have the courage to disobey Jiang Ziya, but in the tea, there is ****** such an ingredient, and it is ****** that makes Ji Fa a little uncomfortable.
Xanthine alkaloid compounds are a central nervous system stimulant, which has the function of stimulating the central nervous system and is addictive, so it is ****** listed as a "psychotropic drug" and controlled by most countries in the 22nd century.
The ****** in tea is minimal, it does not cause any harm to the human body, and even the addiction is extremely mild. But 3,000 years ago, Ji Fa could not be compared with the people who ate gutter oil and antibiotics in the 22nd century, and Ji Fa's willpower was extremely weak, so a little tea could make Ji Fa addicted and crazy like a poison.
Seeing Ji Fa's manic appearance, Yuan Xishi was even calmer on the surface, and he couldn't see that he was already excited in his heart.
When Su Yuan first arrived in Beihai City, Yuan Xishi wanted to kill Su Yuan in order to possess Su Daji, and it can be said that Yuan Xishi was Su Yuan's first enemy when he came to this world.
Later, Yuan Xishi was defeated by Su Yuan, and he wanted to wait for an opportunity to retaliate more than once, but Su Yuan's reputation was getting higher and higher, and Yuan Xishi was already different from Su Yuan.
At this time, Yuan Xishi's psychology changed, and his hatred for Su Yuan turned into admiration, although he knew that he would not be able to catch up with Su Yuan in this life, but he was not imitating Su Yuan every moment.
Today's calm appearance is the result of Yuan Xishi's deliberate imitation of Su Yuan. It can be said that it was Su Yuan's influence that made Yuan Xishi, a playboy who did not learn and knew no skills, become a calm and capable talent.
"Your Majesty, it's actually very simple, just ask the prime minister to open the earthen wall a little. ”
"Do you want to open the earthen wall?" Although Ji Fa was arrogant, he knew that the earthen wall was not trivial at this time.
"Exactly, there are only a few tea trees inside and outside Beihai City, but there are large tea trees outside the earthen wall, but it is a pity that they are blocked outside by the earthen wall. As long as His Majesty orders the Prime Minister to open the earthen wall, I will order someone to go out and pick tea leaves and return immediately. ”
Hearing this, Ji Fa breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I see, I thought it was a big deal, just to let a few people out." ”
Yuan Xishi smiled slightly and said, "Exactly, such a trivial matter is certainly not a big deal in the eyes of His Majesty, the Lord of the World. Although the prime minister is powerful, he is still His Majesty's subordinate, of course, he has to listen to His Majesty. ”
As soon as these few words came out, Ji Fa suddenly felt fluttering, and felt that this Yuan Xishi was really his confidant.
At that moment, Ji Fa slapped his thigh, stood up, and said, "You follow me to the Prime Minister's Mansion, and I will order the Prime Minister to open the earthen wall." ”
Yuan Xishi endured the excitement in his heart, followed behind Ji Fa, and a large group of people and horses walked out of the palace and went straight to the Prime Minister's Mansion.
Although Ji Fa was held up to the sky by Yuan Xishi, he really calmed down when he really arrived at the door of the Prime Minister's Mansion.
He ordered Yuan Xishi and the others to stay outside the door, and entered the prime minister's mansion respectfully by himself.
After a long time, I saw Ji Fa walking out dejectedly, and returned to the carriage weakly, and was about to order him to return to the palace.
Seeing this, Yuan Xishi was in a hurry, and hurriedly pulled the carriage and asked, "Your Majesty, didn't the prime minister agree?"
Ji Fa shook his head and said, "That's it, once the earthen wall is opened, the consequences will be unimaginable, so forget it." ”
Seeing Ji Fa's grizzled face, it seems that he was not reprimanded by Jiang Ziya in the Prime Minister's Mansion.
When Yuan Xishi was anxious, his heart moved, and he suddenly thought of the plan on Su Yuan's cloth strip, shook his head at the moment, and said: "That's really a pity, the tea leaves outside the earthen wall are by no means ordinary, they are stronger than those I offer to Your Majesty." To pluck these tea leaves, the virgin needs to bite off the tip of the tea with her lips and put it on her chest, so that the tea is not only fragrant, but also more girlish. ”
Hearing this, Ji Fa's eyes moved, and his eyes immediately showed excitement. Just a little excited, Ji Fa said happily: "The prime minister said, the plaything is demoralized, it's okay." ”
Yuan Xishi nodded and said, "What the prime minister said is reasonable, since this is the case, let the aphrodisiac tree of the earthen wall also dry up and die." ”
"Aphrodisiac tree, what aphrodisiac tree?" Ji Fa was about to order to return to the palace when he heard Yuan Xishi's words and immediately stopped.
"It is a sacred tree, which can produce a kind of fruit, as long as you eat this fruit, the golden gun will not fall down at night, and you can control a hundred women. ”
Hearing this, Ji Fa's eyes immediately lit up, this year, he has been extravagant, his body has long been hollowed out, although there are thousands of concubines in the harem, but he has a weak heart, he can only watch dryly, and his heart has long been anxious.
At this time, when he heard that there was such a powerful divine tree, how could he still live in peace?
But after looking at the Prime Minister's Mansion in front of him, Ji Fa hesitated again. Jiang Ziya clearly told him just now that it was impossible to open the earthen wall.
At this time, Yuan Xishi shook his head lightly and sighed: "Even if you don't open the earthen wall, it's nothing, if only you could move the tea tree and the sacred tree into the earthen wall." However, it is a pity that the tea tree dies when it moves, and it would be nice to say that the earthen wall will move. ”
When Ji Fa was hesitating, his eyes lit up when he heard Yuan Xishi's words, and he laughed and said, "Yes, if you let Father Shang expand the earthen wall a little distance, wouldn't it be equivalent to moving the tea tree and the sacred tree into the earthen wall?" Hahaha, I'm really smart." ”
Yuan Xishi breathed a sigh of relief, and said secretly in his heart: You only remembered it like this, but I am really tired.
Ji Fa thought of such a good idea himself, and couldn't help but be very excited, and immediately ran into the Prime Minister's Mansion with a shout: "Father Shang, I have thought of a good idea, Father Shang......"
Jiang Ziya was dedicated to cultivation, and when he saw Ji Fa returning for the second time, he was "buzzing" like a fly in his ears, and he couldn't help but be irritable.
I was annoyed by Ji Fa's real noise, and after thinking about it, it was just a little bit of an earthen wall, and it should be harmless, so I had to agree to Ji Fa.
After a while, I saw Jiang Ziya lead Jin Zha out of the Prime Minister's Mansion, Jiang Ziya took off in the air on the four elephants, Jin Zha grabbed Yuan Xishi and followed him, and the three of them turned into a green rainbow and flew to the sky above the earthen wall in Beihai a day later.