Chapter 412: Big Thing Isn't Right!(Ask for a monthly ticket!4,000 words!)

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Ever since then, Hagrid's cabin had been filled with the sound of some rodent grinding its teeth.

Albus Dumbledore tilted his head slightly, glancing at a certain white-haired ball that was muffled into the edge of the cup and gnawing the wooden cup, and the corners of his wrinkled eyes couldn't help but twitch.

Dumbledore coughed lightly and looked back at Hagrid.

"As for Miss Kaslana's "Singing Contradiction", I think you don't have to reject all of Hagrid, at least try to share some knowledge about magical beasts and introduce the animals in the Forbidden Forest. ”

In order to be able to stop for a while in the future, it is better to provide some convenience for "Singing and Singing" as agreed.

Unlike the neat refusal he had faced Elena's invitation before, this time, Hagrid only hesitated slightly, and then nodded his head in agreement.

"Since Professor Dumbledore said so, I'll give it a try. ”

"In addition, Professor Kettle Byrne has already raised the idea of retiring more than once, and I think you are clearly a suitable substitute teacher, Hagrid. Frankly, whenever Hogwarts needs to recruit professors, it's a very daunting errand. ”

"Hogwarts' Magical Beasts Protection class?!wait, Professor Dumbledore, I ......"

Hagrid's eyes widened in surprise, and he waved his hand quickly, subconsciously refusing.

"Don't be too busy saying no, Hagrid. ”

Albus Dumbledore raised his hand and interrupted Hagrid's words, staring directly into the half-blood giant's face.

"I'm not saying it's now, you still have at least a year or two to learn from Professor Bourne. I believe that by next year...... By this time in the year after then, you should be able to become a qualified Magical Beasts Conservation substitute professor. ”

"Hmm...... Well, I'll try. ”

Facing Albus Dumbledore's blue eyes, Hagrid hesitated a little uncomfortably, took a deep breath, and nodded rather unconfidently - becoming a full professor at Hogwarts was something he could never have dreamed of.

After determining the main tasks for today, the next conversation will be much smoother.

After Hagrid's unmistakable refusal, Elena did not continue to talk about hunting in the Forbidden Forest, anyway, in terms of force alone, even without Hagrid's help, she was enough to come and go freely in the Forbidden Forest.

As for the only wayfinding problem......

Hogwarts is a castle so big, and Elena doesn't believe she can get lost in a grove next to her house - besides, she really can't have a clever eagle dog to lead the way.

Therefore, the rest of the conversation is mainly about discussing what Hagrid needs to provide in the Fantastic Beasts section of "Singing Backtrack" in the next issue, and taking a little inventory of the cute little ones in the Forbidden Forest or near Hogwarts.

Considering the publicity effect of the first issue, after several selections, Elena still suggested that Hagrid make the unicorn the first fantastic animal to be introduced, after all, unicorns are quite good in terms of rarity and appearance.

"Well, then, Mr. Hagrid, the search for the unicorn is up to you. I'll be bringing Luna over tomorrow afternoon to take a few photos for the next episode of "Singing Against the Tune". ”

Standing in the pile of rubble outside the door of Hagrid's cabin, Elena waved goodbye to Hagrid.

You know, Luna Lovegood's favorite thing is magical beasts, and if you know that you can have the opportunity to get up close and personal with those beautiful unicorns, according to Elena's estimate, the favorability will at least increase a lot.

......

It was close to five o'clock in the afternoon when I left Hagrid's Cabin.

Elena turned her head, glanced at Hagrid's cabin, which was no longer visible, and suddenly stopped.

"Alright, two...... Now take out all the toffees in your pockets. ”

"What candy? What to take out? What are you talking about?"

Grindelwald looked at Elena with a puzzled expression, like an old wizard with terminal Alzheimer's disease.

At the same time, the expression on Dumbledore's face was also slightly subtle, he never expected that Elena, the little girl, would rush to kill all of them - no! he was the headmaster of Hogwarts, how could he be blackmailed by a little girl.

"Don't make me repeat it a second time, the syrup toffee you stole out of Hagrid's cabin. ”

Elena crossed her waist and looked at the two strongest wizards in the wizarding world today with a cold face, and said coldly.

"I've tasted one before, and it's so high in sugar, it's no less than a poison for an old man of your ageβ€”you should know how bad it felt when you had a diabetes attack at Newmengard Castle before. ”

Glancing at Gellert Grindelwald, Elena rubbed her eyebrows, her tone softening slightly.

In the past half a month, in addition to learning magic, Elena has also gained a certain understanding of a lot of basic knowledge in the wizarding world, especially the level of medical magic.

Overall, the medical development of the wizarding world has reached a rather bad fork in the road.

Compared to the complicated and cumbersome medical classification in the non-magical world, the medical field in the magical world can be mainly divided into two fields: the treatment of magical injuries and the treatment of non-magical conditions - there is no doubt that the work of solving spells and magical injuries occupies the time and energy of most of the top healers.

In comparison, for some common injuries, the way the wizarding world deals with them is obviously much simpler and more brutal.

Ordinary injuries are mainly the use of various body-regenerating potions, spells, whether it is broken bones, scratches, soft tissue contusions, or even amputated limbs, they are all generally attributed to the same realm - in the wizarding world, unless it is a scar caused by the dark arts, it is very difficult to meet a disabled person in the wizarding world.

On the other hand, the wizarding world's research on non-surgical diseases can be said to be extremely backward.

According to Elena's point of view, it is still almost still at the level of medieval witch doctors, and most of the potions and treatments are simply to solve pain and superficial symptoms - headache to cure the head, foot pain to cure the feet, fever to cool down...... Even heart disease is forcibly carried through with the most universal healing spell.

Occasionally, there are one or two cases of diseases that can be completely cured, and more often than a half-black box "folk magic remedies" that are like a blind cat encountering a dead mouse, and working backwards from the result to the release process, which is not really a pathological response.

Faced with such a situation, Elena was not too surprised.

If she remembered correctly, even more than a dozen years later, Draco Malfoy's wife died of some unknown disease - omnipotent magic is not so "omnipotent" in the face of birth, old age, sickness and death.

In addition, there are also some wizards who died of illness mentioned in the original book.

Although it seemed incomprehensible at that time, after a few decades, most of them had a way to treat and even cure. After all, the biggest difference between modern medicine and the wizarding world is that in recent centuries, the non-magical realm has advanced by leaps and bounds in the microscopic realm, chemistry and physics.

According to Elena's understanding these days, she has identified at least two diseases, and the right solution has not been found in the wizarding world for the time being, and the main way to deal with it is to forcibly continue her life by treating the symptoms rather than the root cause.

To be precise, there is not even a separate list of conditions that are treated as a separate system – heart disease and diabetes.

However, with Elena's popular science, now Hogwarts' chief medical officer, Madam Pomfrey, has gradually paid attention to the latter, after all, there are too many middle-aged and elderly people in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Even considering that wizards live on average higher than in the non-wizarding world, the ageing of Hogwarts faculty is still prominent, and even Severus Snape, the youngest headmaster ever, is now 31 years old.

Of course, as the only centenarian at Hogwarts (Otto Apocalis who falsely reported his age, and Professor Binns who was in a state of soul are not included in the statistics), Dumbledore was naturally the object of Madam Pomfrey's greatest attention, and after hearing about Elena's proposal to customize a "healthy recipe", he showed a high level of execution.

Therefore, in the past few days, Dumbledore has really not been able to eat even a little high-calorie and high-sugar snack.

"You really can't stay at all, you see, after so many years, I haven't ......."

Dumbledore's long white beard trembled, and he looked at the one-meter-two girl in front of him helplessly, without the slightest bit of the majesty of the Headmaster of Hogwarts - he knew very well that in this case, it was more useful to play the emotional card than to suppress it as the Headmaster.

"No, you've had enough to eat when you were in Hagrid's hut before. Hurry up, I've taken care of the two of you so much that I didn't ask you to hand in candy in front of anyone else. ”

Elena shook her head firmly, and stretched out her small hand in front of Dumbledore, making it clear that there was no room for negotiation in this matter.

"Alright then......"

Dumbledore and Grindelwald looked at each other, sighed helplessly, and reached out to fumble in their pockets.

At this moment, there was a sudden crackling sound of air explosion not far away.

"Mr. Dumbledore, Mr. Dumbledore!

I saw a panicked house-elf suddenly appear in front of the three of them, waving their hands and feet at a loss, and the two big eyes bulging like ping-pong balls were full of fear and uneasiness.

"Why are you fighting again?!"

Dumbledore's face was grim, and he subconsciously glanced at the innocent-looking Elena in front of him, his brows furrowed high.

From noon to afternoon, Elena had been with the two of them, and it stands to reason that there should be no other source of trouble in Hogwarts school, so something went wrong.

"Say it slowly, little by little. Where, how many students, do you know why? Is it still Hufflepuff and Slytherin this time?

"Is anyone hurt? What is the scale of this time?"

Noticing the solemnity on Dumbledore's face, Grindelwald quietly stopped what he was doing, turned his head to look at the house-elf, and asked quickly - as a therapist in the Hogwarts school infirmary, and a Hogwarts castle caretaker, this kind of thing naturally falls within his scope of responsibility.

"It's not clear why, but this time it's Gryffindor House and Ravenclaw House. ”

The house-elf nervously twisted the napkin "clothes" in front of his chest and stammered in reply.

"It started out next to the Quidditch pitch at school, on the Gryffindor vegetable patch, where it looked like some Gryffindor first-year students had discovered that someone was stealing their potatoes...... Later, for some reason, the students ran to the Ravenclaw Tower and started fighting. As for the range, this time is much more powerful than the previous one. ”

Trembling with some fear, the house-elf glanced at Dumbledore, whose face was as heavy as water, and continued.

"Gryffindor's potato fields haven't been damaged much, but Ravenclaw's orchard seems to be almost half destroyed, and now the Ravenclaw students are almost crazy, and the girls of the whole house are rushing out of the tower to chase the Gryffindor students...... As for where it is now, I don't know exactly where it is......"

Sure enough, halfway through the hearing, Elena secretly stuck out her tongue - it turned out that she had been beaten for stealing vegetables.

As she had guessed, although theoretically speaking, each college could enjoy a good dish as long as it planted its own vegetable garden, but people's desires are changeable and difficult to suppress.

Undoubtedly, after eating a whole week of vegetable and fruit platters, some of the Ravenclaw boys probably didn't defeat the little devil in their hearts, and wanted to sneak to the next college to dig up some potatoes while no one was looking.

You know, the brawls in the wizarding world are no better than the non-magical world, and it has always been a very problematic thing for the little wizards to be accurate when they are "fighting", and it is inevitable that some flowers and plants will be accidentally injured between attack and defense.

In addition, the Gryffindor lion cubs have always been in a fiery and reckless manner, chasing the "potato thief" all the way, and it is not inconceivable to accidentally chase someone else's territory - not to mention, since some time ago, there have been sporadic thefts in the fruit orchard of Ravenclaw College.

"What?!These kids, what's going on, what's going on this year......

Dumbledore's breath faltered, and he felt another dull feeling in his chest.

"In which direction?!Take me there!"

Tut-tut......

Looking at the two centenarians who were running away all the way, Elena was quite sad and peggy.

Although according to her initial guess, she thought that Slytherin House would be the first to conflict, but she didn't expect life to be more creative and comedic than plannedβ€”she couldn't blame her.

Hmm, wait...... Seems to have forgotten something......

Elena blinked, looking at the backs of the two old wizards who were about to disappear, especially the distant one that looked rather pleasant, and suddenly reacted.

"Hey, you two, leave the candy first! Don't think that if something happens, you can abscond with the sugar!"

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