Li Yu snorted coldly, full of disdain. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info said 10,000 666 in his heart, but he didn't expect the table that was glued to be so useful before.

Of course, even if this is a good table and has not been glued with glue, Li Yu can still smash the table with one palm, but it will hurt if it really hurts.

And now, my hand doesn't hurt, I don't say it, and I pretend to be a force, it's just 6 don't want it.

Li Yu said: "You have the ability to repeat what you said just now." ”

Brother Jun's expression was as if he had eaten a fly, and he didn't dare to speak......

"666, Brother Jun confessed. ”

"Nonsense, if you want me, I'll be cowardly, don't look at Brother Jun, but he is also a human being, the other party's buddy is simply Nima is not a person, how can there be a slap to smash the table!"

"It's just that if I wasn't there, I would have been apprenticed a long time ago. ”

Li Yu crossed his legs and said, "Xiao Junzi, do you still need me something?"

Brother Jun's knees were weak, but he still held on and said, "No... Nope......"

"Yo he, you still want to pay the bill, don't you plan to sing the song?" Li Yu puffed up the muscles that he basically didn't have.

But it scared Brother Jun enough.

Li Yu groaned: "That's it, I won't bully you anymore, look at your eight-fight talent, like a cultural person, how about we compare cultures? If you win, you don't have to sing this song with you, if I win, you not only have to sing, but also sing it loudly in front of all the diners, what do you think?"

Brother Jun didn't want to agree to Li Yu, but when he heard that cultural person, his heart was inexplicably excited and confident, and he inexplicably swelled.

"Okay, I promise you. ”

The barrage said: "666, 666, it's a long life, Brother Jun wants to compare culture with you!"

"Didn't Brother Jun graduate from elementary school, and he was crazy to compare culture with you?"

"What's wrong with graduating from primary school, graduating from primary school just means that your education is not high, it doesn't mean that you have no culture, you are trash, you look down on graduating from primary school!"

"I just said upstairs that there is no need to be so excited, do you also say that you also graduated from elementary school?"

Li Yu smiled, laughing like a demon, and said: "This way, this is worse than I think, otherwise, since we are cultural people, we will ask each other three questions, if I answer a question, you give me 1,000 yuan, and if I don't answer, I will give you 500 yuan." After three games, whoever has the highest score wins?"

Brother Jun was not happy, and said, "Why am I 1000 and you 500."

Li Yu said: "Because you are educated, you are a talent of eight buckets, a talent of eight buckets, and you still care so much about these small details?"

Brother Jun was inexplicably proud, and said, "Ahem, you are right about this, well, I promised you." ”

The barrage said: "666, 666, I seem to have seen the picture of Brother Jun being pitted to death." ”

Last time I asked an 8*7 question, and it took Brother Jun less than ten seconds to figure out the answer. ”

"Really, 666. ”

Li Yu said: "In this way, let me ask you a question first, ask, what is huge like a mountain, but light like a cloud?"

Brother Jun suddenly fell into thought, and said, "What is huge like a mountain...... But it's as light as a cloud...... What is this......"

The barrage said: "It's huge like a mountain, but it's light like a cloud, is there such a thing?"

"It can't be his nonsense, right?"

"Or is it a brain teaser?"

Some cold sweat broke out on Brother Jun's forehead, and he said, "Uh, uh......"

"Okay, no, can you do it?"

"This ......" Brother Jun blushed, and finally said helplessly, "Okay, I don't know if it's okay......"

Li Yu rubbed his fingers.

Brother Jun's expression immediately became entangled and struggling, but since he had already said something good, he naturally would not regret it, not to mention, he had to dare!

There is still such a master standing on the side, who doesn't take money to shoot people into meat sauce in minutes.

I reluctantly took out a thousand dollars.

"Alright, you can ask questions. ”

"Wait, tell me first, what is the answer to that question?"

"You ask questions first, and I'll tell you later. ”

Brother Jun just wanted to say no, but he was glared at by Li Yu, and he was immediately too frightened to speak.

"Okay then...... My question is, two fathers and sons went to buy hats, why did they only buy three?"

"Because they're grandfathers, fathers, and sons!"

Brother Jun looked stunned and said, "I'll go, you're right, it's so fast!"

Li Yu was speechless, this was a brain teaser many years ago, and it was not a new one.

Li Yu asked, "What kind of animal is born with eighteen legs and can fly?"

Brother Jun was confused again, what animal has eighteen legs? Does Nima have eighteen legs? Crabs don't have eighteen legs!

However, when he heard that he could fly, Brother Jun's mind flashed and he said, "Wait a minute, you can fly, which means that this animal is a bird?"

Brother Jun said lightly, but does the bird have eighteen legs? Could it be a genetic mutation? Or is there some race that he doesn't know?

The barrage said: "Is this Nima's bird that can fly? The only animal that can fly is a bird, but a bird has eighteen legs?"

"Maybe it's a genetic mutation?"

"Your sister, it's still genetically mutated, why don't you say it's an angel. ”

“66”

"Don't panic, I'll go to Baidu. ”

"666 is right, you can Baidu, at this time, as long as the question is not original, you can basically find the answer!"

"How?"

"No!

"This Nima, is this an original question?"

"This ...... Brother Jun, you can ask for more blessings for yourself. ”

Brother Jun was covered in cold sweat and said, "I'm ...... I don't know. ”

Li Yu stretched out his hand.

Brother Jun gritted his teeth and took out another thousand yuan.

Li Yu smiled, he earned two thousand yuan in a while, this military brother is really a good person.

"The answer?"

"What are you anxious about, I'll tell you later, it's your turn, ask quickly!"

"Oh. Brother Jun groaned, and suddenly, his eyes lit up, revealing a lewd smile, and said, "There is a monkey riding on the tree, a monkey on the ground, how many monkeys are there?"

Li Yu was stunned.

The barrage went crazy and said: "666, 666, Brother Jun has become smarter!"

As long as the other party said that there were two monkeys, Brother Jun said that there were seven monkeys on the tree. The other party said that there were eight monkeys in total, and Brother Jun said that there was a monkey riding on the tree, 666!"

"This time, Brother Jun can finally win once. ”

Li Yu was stunned, did not expose Brother Jun's careful thoughts, and said with a smile: "You won." "Take out five hundred.

Brother Jun immediately laughed.

Li Yu said: "Okay, this time it's my turn, ask, there is a thing that does not have an entity, no name, but it has always affected us, with it, all things in the universe can operate, human beings can be born, and there are rules between all things, ask, what is this thing?"

Brother Jun shouted, "I'll go, do you have this thing? This is too awesome, isn't it?

"Yes, but as I said, it has always affected us. ”

"No! There must be no answer! You must be fooling me!"

The barrage said: "That's it, what's the problem, it's just!"

"!"

"Wait a minute, don't you think there's something that resembles this description?"

"What?"

……

Li Yu said: "Don't worry, I definitely didn't fool you about this question, there is an answer, you think about it carefully." ”

This time there was no fooling, that is to say, the previous two questions were completely Li Yu fooling people......

"Are you sure?"

"I'm sure sure, for sure!"

"That's good. Then, Brother Jun fell into a deep groan again, something does not have a substance, has no name, but it has always affected us, with it, everything in the universe can operate, human beings can be born, and there are rules between all things......

Hey, why does this thing sound so much like the way of heaven in the novel?

Brother Jun's eyes lit up suddenly, yes, yes, Heavenly Dao! It must be Heavenly Dao!

"I know the answer!"

"Damn, you know what you're doing, what are you doing so loudly, it scares me. ”

"Damn, I'll scare you...... God, I was wrong, you just let me fart ......"

The barrage said: "I'm going, Brother Jun actually guessed it? This is not scientific!"

"We haven't figured out the answer yet, but Brother Jun actually guessed it, it's incredible!"

Li Yu said quietly: "Then what is the answer?"

Brother Jun was confident and said, "I know, it's the way of heaven!"

"Heavenly Dao?"

"Yes, it's the way of heaven! You see, the way of heaven has no entity, no name, but it has always influenced us, and with it, all things in the universe can operate, human beings can be born, and there are rules between all things. So you see, it must be the way of heaven!"

The barrage was surprised and said, "I'll go! Brother Jun's IQ is on the line!"

"Wow! I found that what Brother Jun said made sense. ”

"It seems that you can't casually despise Brother Jun's IQ in the future. ”

Li Yu nodded when he heard this, and Brother Jun immediately shuddered and said, "Hmph, this question is simply not a little difficult......

Li Yu had an uncompetitive expression on his face, and said: "You scumbag, return to heaven, you have read too many novels!"

Brother Jun was unconvinced and said, "What else can it be if it's not the way of heaven?"

Li Yu said with contempt: "That's not called the way of heaven! That is called the way! The way of the Tao! Have you read the Tao Te Ching of Lao Tzu?"

"No ......"

"I haven't even read the Tao Te Ching, and I dare to say that I am a cultural person?"

Brother Jun was ashamed and said, "Then this answer is 'Dao'?"

"It's not. ”

Brother Jun's expression stopped abruptly, and he said, "No?

Li Yu had an uncompetitive expression on his face and said, "It's the author!"

"Author?" Brother Jun looked confused, and the barrage was also confused.

"Have you read a novel? A novel is a world, and every author is the creator god of a world, and they are all the ways of heaven, so the answer is the author, is there something wrong?"

Brother Jun opened his mouth wide, and he always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't think of anything wrong, and said, "It's okay......"

The barrage said: "666, the military brother is stunned." ”

"666, don't watch the live broadcast, go and prepare for the aftermath for Brother Jun. ”

Li Yu said: "Okay, now the three questions are completely over, and I won." ”

Brother Jun's eyes were distracted, and he said, "I lost?"

"Yes, so, sing it out loud now!"

“……”

"Look at what I'm doing, sing!"

Brother Jun gritted his teeth and said, "As a seven-foot man, how can I sing such a humiliating song!"

"Smack!" saw Li Yu smash another table.

Brother Jun's knees weakened, and he sang directly without discipline, saying, "I was conquered by you like this...... Remove all clothing...... Feel your intrusion...... My vision is blurry......"