When I walked out of the aquarium, I realized that it was already dark. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

But after dark, it seems that the festival begins, and many shops are lit up, and some have already placed Christmas trees in front of the door.

People come and go on the street, lovers love each other, and it is a picture of harmony, beauty and happiness.

Especially a hotel directly across from the oceanarium!

It's almost overcrowded.

When he saw this picture, Wang Yue's face suddenly drooped.

"Made, so many loving dogs......"

Thinking that he was dumped today, but there were N couples in the other party's hotel, Wang Yue felt unhappy in his heart.

Suddenly, a psychology of revenge against society appeared out of thin air.

Wang Yue said: "Dude, is there anything next?"

"It's fine. ”

"Can you do me a favor next?"

"I suddenly felt hungry and I went to eat. ”

"Wait a minute!" Wang Yue grabbed Li Yu, "How about you listen to me first?"

“…… Then I'll listen to you reluctantly. ”

"Ahem. Wang Yue cleared his throat and said, "Brother, look, there are so many couples on this street, don't you feel any discomfort in your heart?"

"Why should I be upset?"

Wang Yue was stunned, and then remembered that Li Yu already had a girlfriend, and there were several of them.

Although Wang Yue didn't know that they weren't really dating, and the relationship was very vague, but in Wang Yue's own opinion, they were no different from a couple now.

The corners of his mouth twitched, and he said, "...... Then think about it, today is Christmas Eve, how many innocent girls have to be like that, don't you feel unhappy in your heart, don't you have a little envy, jealousy and hatred?"

"You seem to be a little bit of a word. ”

"Right. ”

"In this way, how about the two of us pretend to find a road with fewer people, pretending to be zombies and scaring those couples?"

Li Yu said in disgust: "I don't do this kind of thing that offends people, and it's not good for me." ”

"Don't, although there is no monetary benefit in scaring people, it can bring people spiritual pleasure, don't you say? ”

"Well, there's some truth to what you're saying, but that doesn't seem to be enough......"

Wait a minute, the benefits?

Is it pretending to scare people?

Li Yu's eyes gradually lit up, patted Wang Yue on the shoulder, and said, "Okay, I'll reluctantly agree to you." ”

"Good buddy, I really didn't mistake you. ”

"But I have a question, pretending to be a zombie, you need makeup, do you have those makeup props?"

Wang Yue was stunned and said, "...... No. ”

Li Yu said speechlessly: "Why do you pretend to be a zombie?"

"This ......" Wang Yue was embarrassed.

Li Yu sighed and said, "Okay, it seems that I have to come." ”

"Yes, with you, you are the boss, the boss is out, a top two. ”

"Well, this sycophant is deeply liked by me, that is, it is too easy to be seen, Wang Yue, you remember, patting sycophants, you have to shoot the kind of sycophants that others can't see at all, but they are very useful in their hearts, that kind of sycophants is the real high-level sycophant, you are only shooting low-level sycophants now, you must learn a little in the future!"

Wang Yue couldn't wait to spray Li Yu's face directly, and he returned Nima's high-level sycophants, low-level sycophants, all bullshit!

But on his face, he showed a flattering smile and said, "Eh, the little one knows." ”

Li Yu looked around and said, "Okay, let's find a place where no one is there to put on makeup first." ”

"No one's land ......" Wang Yue groaned, "this, it seems that there is no place, today is Christmas Eve, there are so many people......"

Li Yu said: "Yes, I know the place." ”

"Where?"

"Public toilets. ”

"Damn!" Wang Yue suddenly covered his ass and said in horror, "What do you want to do?"

"You've watched too many movies, you! Go to the toilet, I'll put on makeup for you." ”

"What about you?"

"I'll put on your makeup first, try it first, see how it works, and then I'll decide if I want to put it on or not. ”

"No, we have to turn it together!"

"I'm leaving. ”

"Brother, I was wrong!"

"It's good to know it's wrong, then let's go. ”

"Brother, wait a minute. ”

"Let's talk about anything else. ”

"That is, there are few people in the public toilet, but there are many people outside the public toilet, and we can't let people see it. ”

"Well, what you said makes sense, then it seems that we only need to find a way where there are fewer people first, and we can't be completely unmanned. ”

Wang Yue groaned, and suddenly shouted: "I remember! I remember that there is such a road! You come with me!"

"Wait, wait for me to drive. ”

"Damn, you still have a car? tricycle?"

However, when Li Yu drove the million-dollar off-road vehicle in front of Wang Yue, Wang Yue suddenly closed his mouth in shock.

"I... No way... Boy, where did you get this car?"

Li Yu said: "Secret." ”

Wang Yue said with envy and jealousy: "What's the big deal, sooner or later I can afford such a car." ”

Then, he consciously sat in the co-pilot and said, "Leather car, let's go!"

……

There are not many people on this road, and what is even more rare is that there are many alleys.

Then, Li Yu pulled Wang Yue into an alley and exchanged relevant props.

In the end, a "zombie" appeared in front of Li Yu.

"Well, yes, yes. Li Yu said.

"What's good, do you have a mirror?"

"Give. Li Yu took out a mirror from his pocket.

Wang Yue said speechlessly: "Your pocket is the four-dimensional pocket of Doraemon, how can you have everything." ”

"I'm a space prop. ”

"Damn, space props!?"

"Why, I didn't say that?"

"Nope!"

"That's fine, it's not too late for you to know. ”

Wang Yue squirmed and said, "Dude, can you give me one too?"

"No way!"

"Cut, if you don't send it, you won't send it, what's the big deal. Wang Yue stared at Li Yu with a look of resentment.

Then, taking the mirror, he was instantly startled by himself in the mirror, and said, "Who am I relying on here!?"

This Nima is too similar!

It's like a real zombie in The Walking Dead!

"It's not enough, you haven't changed your clothes yet. Then, Li Yu took out another set of ragged clothes.

"Damn, such a torn clothes...... Wang Yue was entangled, suddenly sniffed, and said, "I'll go, what kind of smell is this, why is it so fishy?"

"The smell of blood, the smell of chicken blood, it's normal. ”

"Why does it smell of blood? or chicken blood?"

"Nonsense, is it normal for zombies not to have some blood on them? Why is it chicken blood, because I can't get human blood. ”

Wang Yue was entangled and said, "...... Can't you do it without a line change?"

"You said you wanted to pretend to be a zombie, and you didn't change your clothes to pretend to be a fart. ”

"That clothes can't be tattered and dirty like this, it's winter, big brother, I'm not cold?"

"You're all cultivators, and you're still afraid of the cold. ”

"Big brother, I'm not even at the first level of the Qi refining period. ”

"You piece of garbage, you haven't even had a floor for so long. ”

"Damn, you think everyone is like you!"

"Well, forget it, I'll reluctantly help you. As he spoke, he slapped Wang Yue on the body, and suddenly Wang Yue felt as if there was a little sun in the dantian, and in an instant, his whole body was warm.

"It's okay now, take it off. ”

"Take it off, I'll take it off......" So, Wang Yue took off his winter coat and put on the tattered clothes.

Li Yu waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, you don't ink, I'll take a few steps." ”

"Oooh. Wang Yue took a few steps.

Li Yu hurriedly shook his head and said, "What are you walking here, what kind of mess, zombies, do you understand? Zombies are wandering, you are not zombies, you are zombies with cerebral palsy." ”

Wang Yue argued: "I haven't seen a real zombie. ”

"You trash, you have to think about it, it's Christmas Eve, what are people doing at night? People are pulling girls to open a house at night, but you, you can only be jumped by people, how unfair is this, you envy them, you are jealous of them, so you have to take revenge on them!

And now's your time! If you can't even do that, you're just going to prove that you're a piece of waste!"

Hearing Li Yu so sarcastic, Wang Yue's eyes instantly turned red.

"Tell me out loud, are you a piece of shit!?"

"It's not!"

"Do you want to get revenge on those cash!?"

"Yes!"

"Do you want to with a girl!?"

"Yes!"

"Then do it! Scare those loving dogs to death! Let them run for their lives! Make them ugly! Let them stop trusting! Turn them against each other!

Warrior, now your chance has come! Tell me out loud! Can you do it!?"

"I can!"

"YES, YOU, CAN! ”

"Vomit and vomit ......" Wang Yue's body shook, and his mouth made a sound of unknown meaning, as if a real zombie was out of the cage at this time.

Li Yu looked at the street lamps on the street, and with a wave of his hand, all of a sudden, the street lamps flickered on and off, adding a bit of horror to the atmosphere.

At this time, a couple happened to pass by.

"Honey, that movie just now was so good. ”

"Well, it's not bad. ”

"Honey, where are we going?"

"Next, of course, we're going to eat, and then we're done...... Hey, hey, hey. ”

"Boom, yes. The girl suddenly paused, "It's so dark, is the street light broken here, my dear, why don't we go another way." ”

The man said, "Let's take this road too, this road is relatively close." ”

"But ......"

"Don't worry, if it's really dangerous, I'll protect you!"

"Hmm!"

At this time, not far away, a dark shadow slowly walked in.

The girl wondered, "What's that?"

When the black shadow gradually walked over, the expressions of the two gradually changed, and they said in horror: "Mourning, zombies!?"

Although the two have not really seen zombies in reality, they have watched a lot of zombie movies, so they recognized them at once.

At this time, the zombie also seemed to notice the two of them and ran over quickly!

"Run!" The man's expression changed drastically, and he shouted anxiously, then turned his head and ran, terrified in his heart, how is this possible, zombies are not things in the movie, how can they appear in reality, and how can this zombie run so fast!?

Suddenly, he noticed that his girlfriend didn't seem to be following, and turned his head, only to see her stay there as if she was scared stupid.

"Damn!" the man was shocked, he wanted to pull the other party, but seeing the zombie getting closer and closer, a fear rose in his heart, and the idea of "turn around and run" immediately popped up in his mind, but he looked at his girlfriend, gritted his teeth, showed a resoluteness on his face, and slammed into the zombie.

"Run!!"

The girl finally came back to her senses at this time and exclaimed, "Don't!!"

The man's face was resolute, and he said, "Damn! Lao Tzu fought with you!!" At a distance of more than ten meters, he accelerated suddenly, and this impact force suddenly hit the zombie's body, knocking the zombie out several meters away.

The man looked at this scene with a surprised face, as if he couldn't believe that he had actually hit the zombie, and then quickly turned his head, pulled his girlfriend and ran!

"Hurry, hurry, let's get out of here!"

……

In just a dozen seconds, the two disappeared.

Leaving only a zombie, wailing helplessly on the cold ground.

"Damn! it hurts Lao Tzu!" the zombie held his waist, gritted his teeth, and slowly got up from the ground.

"This Nima's, this script is wrong, you don't play according to the routine!" Wang Yue gritted his teeth.

Li Yu sighed on the side and said, "It's good that I didn't go with you." ”

Wang Yue gritted his teeth and said: "Fart! If you want to join me, the man will already be scared to pee, and if the two bite him, he will run away a long time ago!"