Chapter 117: Covered in the Moon, Covered in Moon, Forever
Ah Chuan didn't ask anymore, he just couldn't be too reasonable with her, he directly drew conclusions. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
"The singular number is for the husband, of course these three eggs are for the husband, the lady is so smart, she looks good at all! Thank you, the lady, it's time to eat it alone for the husband!"
At the end, the bad guy finally showed his face.
In Ah Chuan's memory, there is also a virtual dream reality, which is to use his high IQ and the deeply hidden and seriously missing maternal love knot, and then empathize with the older woman he can take revenge on in the illusion, in his imagination, this woman is smarter than Amin, and can communicate with his seriously distorted mind to a certain extent.
It's just that he can't find such a person in reality, and Amin has become an innocent substitute.
The chaotic plot he conjured up was probably like this:
Life is grim and serious, not child's play.
When he was young, he thought he had grown up, and he solemnly confided in her courtship to the really grown up fa, but she didn't believe it.
"Love, you love me, why? haha, hahaha......" she laughed loudly, trembling with laughter.
"A yellow-mouthed nipple actually knows love?!"
One of her hands reached out to his eyes, and she snapped her fingers.
He took her wrist at once, pulled her over, hugged her, and kissed her rudely...... He hugged so tightly and kissed so deeply, a teenager who completely suppressed a female xing in his twenties in terms of strength......
She was still weak, and it would have been easy for him to overwhelm her......
After a long time, he let her go, and stood in front of him, staring at her closely, his gaze clear to the bottom, without the slightest uncontrollable madness.
Where is he still a child? It is clear that he is a strong backer who can cover any woman!
Ah Chuan, he's grown up!
He knows what he's talking about, and he can afford what he's saying!
His arrogance and calm came very suddenly, and the woman, though much older, could not cope with the monstrous changes of this young man, and she was momentarily overwhelmed and looked at him in amazement.
He said calmly: "Don't lie to me, your pulse is beating too fast, which means that you love me, but you have other difficulties, tell me, why is that?"
"You ......" She was still kind and soft-hearted, and let him get it.
He has just solved the personnel, but he still doesn't understand the many worries of the big woman.
Afterwards, she was embraced by his strong arms, sat under the moon, and sang "Hard to Tell Lovesickness" from the thick night. Sing to the shallow daylight......
- The above is the first time in Agawa's imagination.
No matter how high the IQ is, it will not imagine for the other party. He only thought about himself, not about the other party.
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Reality can't completely follow someone's wishes, so his real prey is not the kind of woman who can solve the 'madness' in his heart, in his trap, only Amin who he doesn't like to win, and it is not difficult for him to succeed.
After the incident, no matter how physically satisfied, psychologically it will fall into a deeper and broader emptiness!
Amin was covered in white and flawless moonlight, and in order to eat the remaining crow eggs, Ah Chuan stripped off the two hemispherical shells by himself in a few words, and became radiant.
After occupying the three half-truths and half-truths he named the warm baked eggs, Ah Chuan got shy, raised the three eggs to his mouth, and called them with the dance of his hands and feet, and danced the great god again: "Changmeng, fragrant cooking, the lady does not have it, enjoy it for the husband." Tsk, the lady doesn't, enjoy the ...... for the husband"
Amin couldn't stand this, chased after him, and shouted:
"I want it, I don't care, give it to me, husband give it to me, I want it!
After jumping three laps, Ah Chuan stopped, and he patted his head: "Ouch, I think about it, I think about it, I see my husband's brain, I don't eat as much as a lady, but I don't have a smart lady - as long as we both are willing, we can change to eat!"
"Yes, yes, change to eat, you eat double, I eat single. You eat mine, I eat yours. ā
"You eat mine, I eat yours, from now on, this is what the lady said. Amin, who only wanted to eat fragrant cooking, how could he have thought that he would add half a sentence again?
Ah Chuan was a good talker and gave her one generously. Amin's one ate very quickly, probably because she was afraid that the hard-won one would run away, and she almost swallowed it.
Ate one, and two, she was well dripping, and she waited with her eyes.
Ah Chuan also waited, he pretended not to understand.
"Give it to me! How stupid are you?"
"It's just that I'm not stupid, so I can't give it, and the remaining two are not even numbers, aren't they even numbers?
It was Amin's turn to be stupid, and after making trouble for so long, he only ate one.
"Hee-hee!" Ah Chuan laughed a few times like a eunuch, "Lady, after eating so many warm baked eggs, we have all become smarter, haven't we? Do you remember? What kind of eggs do we want to eat most tonight? Don't you think about it--Duck Po lays a dustpan egg and hits it in the pot; Dad eats the bowl, Mom eats the bowl, and Amin can only lick the spatula ......"
"Ha, I remembered, I remembered, I want to eat the Dustpan Eggs, the Dustpan Eggs!"
"Yes, yes, didn't you say that only your parents have dustpan eggs? After eating a few warm baked eggs, it suddenly occurred to my husband that we also have dustpan eggs on our bodies!
Amin danced like a child for a while, and Ah Chuan and Amin agreed on the conditions: Lady, if you promise to give me your dustpan eggs, I will have a way to give you all these two warm baked eggs, and I will also give you the dustpan eggs on my body to eat - and I just pretend to eat, pretend to eat for a while, and I will return them to you as they are, but my dustpan eggs can be eaten as you like!
How could Amin not agree?
Lady, you have to take out the dustpan eggs first, and then I can give you these two warm baked eggs.
Oh, lady, your dustpan egg is right in front of you! Just peel off this cover! Come, I'll help you solve a loss for your husband.
Wow, lady, they came out, you see, it's so big! It's long overdue, it's always hidden like this, and it's a waste if you don't take it out and eat it for your husband!
Lady, come and try it, see if you can eat it, come, hey, hey, head down, lower - you can't eat it! Haha, I'll just say, you can't eat your dustpan eggs, only give me to eat, I can't eat my dustpan eggs, so I have to give you to eat, let's exchange them, and there will be dustpan eggs to eat, isn't it?
Lady, look how smart the two of us have become!
Lady, let's talk about it, I'll give you the last two warm baked eggs, and you must give me the dustpan eggs to eat! What, you also have to look at my dustpan eggs first? Oh, how did you become so much smarter than your husband!
Lady, let's talk about it first, the husband's dustpan egg is oversized, and there is a cannon, which is guarded by a tall cannon, which is scary, and I will come out later, don't scare away, you can't scream, if you are heard by others, run up and grab it, you won't be able to eat anything.
Don't be verbose, wait for me to take off my pants - don't be scared to cry, lady!
Dare to urge me! I'm really out of it! One! two! Three! Dangdangdang! The husband of the man Jane appears!
Achuan cowhide blew several big baskets, covering up and verbose, but in fact, it was difficult to get out of the sheath. No matter how fat he is, he is still a virgin after all.
Although he has heard a lot of adults talk about this matter, he has not experienced it in the end, and he is still ignorant, only knowing the approximate, not knowing the details, after all, his male treasure is going to be 'eaten', what is dangerous, I really can't think of it.
He thought of all this, but what he didn't expect was Amin's reaction to his male Jane.
He has been worried that his artillery battle is too 'Wang Urging' too hideous, and he is afraid that Amin will not dare to agree, but as soon as the thing comes out, he will be seriously forced by Amin!
It's not that people think he's too big, but that he's too small, and they don't want to eat with him!
Ah Chuan asked Cang Tian speechlessly, Ah Min is also reasonable, she is comparing his two little balls with her two towering dusting eggs, how can this be compared? The difference must be dozens of hundreds of times!
I can't tell her clearly, if you don't compare with her, who will you compare with?
Never dreamed that the problem would be stuck here, Ah Chuan was so choked by her that he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.
At the critical moment, it was Ah Chuan's high IQ that played a decisive role, and he changed the conditions very humiliatingly, proposing to use his own dustpan eggs that were only the size of crow eggs, and only exchange them for the small ones that grew on the two big dustpan eggs that were not as big as a bowl of beans!
This time, the size was finally reversed, and Amin thought it was a big advantage, and agreed to exchange it immediately. also urged Ah Chuan to hurry up. This time, it was Amin's turn to be interested, and he danced with a great god, "Changmeng, fragrant cooking!"
The remaining two warm baked eggs, divided into two ones, became singular, and were simply and quickly eaten by Amin.
In fact, what to say about fake warm baked eggs and what half-truths and half-truths about warm eggs are all Ah Chuan's words. In Sorrowful Valley, the real warm baked eggs are the two eggs of Nanzhen, and the eggs are also eggs.
It didn't cost much to amuse Amin around, and Ah Chuan got his wish, smacking the two small wave eggs on Amin's two big dustpan eggs, and his two bad hands played tricks on the big dustpan eggs, and Amin couldn't tell the difference between good and bad laughs.
Ah Chuan ate softly, rubbed his hands sorely, took advantage of all the big bargains, and sold well: "Good lady, you see, is it fake for your husband? No, it's still the original set to be returned to you, no less at all." Alas, Amin is still smart, taking advantage of him everywhere, treating his husband as a fool, and you have gained weight tonight!"
Amin was so dizzy that he was praised that he obediently followed Ah Chuan's instructions, not with the small mouth above but with the big mouth below, and clumsily "ate" Ah Chuan's dustpan eggs.
Lady, my dustpan eggs, don't you swallow them like you eat warm baked eggs, like you see if they all grow hairy, if you eat them like this, you will be stuck on the hair, eat this is not to eat meat, but to drink soup, drink the egg soup here, and the lady will immediately become the smartest person.
Lady, if you want to eat this, it hurts a little at first, but yes, only ignorant stupid children are afraid of pain, we are adults, so we are not afraid of that little pain.
Ah Chuan's first time made Amin painful and tired, and he had to admit that it was she who won.
Lady, you see, you drank the egg soup dry, and there was only this little bit left!
- It's a good loss for my husband, ho ho!
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I'm sorry for Amin's thing, Ah Chuan feels that he is overwhelmed, has no sense of accomplishment, can't show his extraordinary, and can't get out of the resentment in his heart.
- There will be consequences.