"Well, the myth is over, if you want to hear it again, I really don't have it. Do you have any stories of your own, if you have them, tell them and share them together. ”

Xingzhe spread his hands, signaling that he really didn't have a story to tell, and that his mouth was dry, and now he wanted to feel the feeling of the audience.

"General, I have a story, but it's not a myth, it's a funny story, can I tell it?"

One of the soldiers raised his hand tremblingly, then asked weakly.

"Of course no problem, jokes and myths are very interesting things, please let go of it, don't care about the scale. ”

Xingzhe clapped his hands, not knowing whether he was encouraging the soldier's courage, or because the soldier was going to tell jokes, he purely thought it was very good.

"A eunuch was very surprised when he saw someone peeing, and asked people to come over and let him admire it. The man took off his trousers, and the pants moved the chick, and when the eunuch looked at it, the chick was still shaking up and down. The eunuch clapped his hands and was happy: My good son, when I see my father-in-law, I don't have to be so polite!"

When the soldier told the joke, he was still a little nervous, and his voice trembled. But his joke made the soldiers around him laugh, and he himself was very happy.

With the first, there will be a second, and with the second, there will be a third, and one by one the soldiers are scrambling to tell everyone what they know jokes.

"General, I also have a joke. ”

Knowing that Xingzhe liked jokes like them, the soldiers let it go.

"Tell me, so many of us are listening, and if your jokes don't make everyone laugh, I'm going to punish you for being a sentry at night." ”

Xingzhe said with a smile.

"There was a prisoner surnamed Qi, who was very wealthy, but not very literate. One day, the prefect sent an errand to buy something and wrote a list: 'Two chickens and one rabbit.' The servant was illiterate, so he went to the prisoners. The prisoner said, 'Ask for two chickens, but avoid one.' So the officer bought only one chicken and came back. Taishou was furious and asked the servants, so he ordered someone to detain Qi Jiansheng to ask about Taishou's official business, and temporarily put him in the fasting warehouse and waited for interrogation. When the prisoner entered the storehouse, he was astonished when he saw the word 'fasting' on the tablet, and then he began to cry. When others asked why, he said, "Look at the word 'Qicheng' on this monument, which is the name of my father." I don't know who built the spiritual seat of my ancestors here, and when I saw the injuries of things, I couldn't cry. ”

Sure enough, this joke made the soldiers laugh again, and even Xingzhe applauded along with the other soldiers, and then said "Okay!"

The other soldiers couldn't hold back either, and they had a lot of great jokes in their hands, and a few of them formed a group of their own, and started talking to each other and telling jokes.

Xingzhe also heard all kinds of jokes, and even Xingzhe, who reads jokes every day, keeps laughing. Because those jokes are really good:

A child's enlightenment teacher was actually very greedy, and when he saw the child holding a piece of bread in his hand, he wanted to eat it very much. So he said, "Believe it or not, I'll bite out a crescent moon for you?" And he said, "Believe it or not, I'll give you another wedge?" and the bite was also very large, and it ended up biting the child's finger. Master: "It's okay, it's okay, I'm not studying today, and if my family wants to ask you, you just say let the dog bite you." ”

Lu, witty and talkative. There was a woman next door, who did not smile. The friend said to Lu: "If you can say one word to make this woman laugh, and if you say another word to make this woman scold the street, I will invite you to dinner." Lu agreed, so the two went to find the woman together. The woman was standing in the doorway, and there was a dog outside the door. Lu hurriedly walked a few steps, came to the dog, and knelt down with a plop: "Dad!" The woman was stunned for a moment, and then laughed. Lu raised his head again and said to the woman, "Mother!" The woman scolded.

The rich man had a son, the eldest of whom was not young and illiterate. So I hired a teacher for my son. The teacher starts with the simplest: the word "one" is a painting, the word "two" is a second painting, and the word "three" is a three-stroke. The son was so happy that he threw the pen away: "Dad, I have completely grasped the connotation of words, what are I doing with the teacher!" The rich man was overjoyed and resigned from the teacher. One day, the rich man wanted to invite a friend surnamed Wan to drink and ask his son to write the invitation on his behalf. He waited from early morning until noon, and when he did not see the writing, he went to look for his son. I saw my son scolding while writing hard: "It took half a day to write 500 paintings! What's wrong with the surname, the fucking surname is Wan!"

The newly arrived official wants to hire a few errand runners. Recruitment requirements: Must be three brothers, one fat, one tall, and one short. There is a family with four brothers, one fat and three short. The brothers discussed privately: "The four of us, fat and short, are one less tall." It's better to stack two dwarfs on top of each other, sew long pants, and pretend to be tall. Doesn't that satisfy the conditions?" the four of them did as they planned. The official lord was overjoyed when he saw it, rewarded them with money and wine, and took them out. The brothers are very favored. Only the short man who was riding underneath was tired and aggrieved, sighing and scolding in his pants. When the official master heard this, he was shocked: "What's the noise down there?" The three of them panicked: "Master Qiqi, this is the big bird sighing." ”

A show of talent, stupid and suspicious. At night, Xiucai hid in the dark, and when his wife passed by, he suddenly rushed over and hugged him. The wife was terrified and began to scream and curse. Xiucai was overjoyed: "My family has a chaste martyr!" Xiucai reads history books, and when he reads about injustices, he will be angry and grit his teeth. One day, when I read that Qin Hui killed Yue Fei, I didn't feel angry, and I slapped the table and scolded non-stop. His wife persuaded him: "Of the ten tables in the house, you have damaged eight of them." This table has to be reserved for eating. Xiucai shouted angrily: "Aren't you with Qin Hui?" and beat his wife.

There was a military attache who was afraid of guilt, and often had scars on his face and body. The colleague was indignant: "You are the one who charges into battle and gives orders, but you are subject to a woman, what is the face?" Military attaché: "Hey, you have been weak for too long, and you can't cheer up." Colleague: "Swordsmen, all can cheer." When she was about to roar again, she ordered the sergeant to stand on either side with a pleberd of guns and halberds, and then held it to him. She was intimidated by military might, and she dared to disobey!" Commanding the team to open the formation, the bow was wound, the sword was unsheathed, and he stood majestically in the martial arts arena. When his wife saw it, she shouted: "What do you want to do?" When the military attache heard this, he couldn't help but shudder, threw the knife, and knelt down with a plop: "I don't have any other intentions, please ask my aunt and grandmother to go down for guidance." ”

Seeing the soldiers smiling very easily, Xingzhe shook his head, then took out the map marked with the main city of Miaojiang, and looked at it, there are still two days to go, this may be the last smiling face of some of them, right?