PS: The author is ashamed to ...... again Ahem, what, fix this chapter tomorrow. In a few days, the author will definitely adjust the state......

However, the ideal is beautiful, but the reality is cruel.

"Brother Li Yu, I'm so full, otherwise let's go out for a walk. ”

Li Yu said resolutely: "No! It's the happiest thing to lie in bed and sleep when you're full!"

"Having said that, they are too full to eat, and they can't sleep, so they have to go down for a walk. ”

"No way!"

Ye Xiaomeng's eyes rolled and said, "Then I'll call my sister and say that you made my belly bigger!"

Li Yu squirted!

"Ye Xiaomeng, don't talk nonsense, okay!"

Ye Xiaomeng said: "It's supposed to be, what people say is the truth." ”

The corners of Li Yu's mouth twitched.

Then, looking around, his eyes were strange, and he said, "Are you sure you want to say this to your sister?"

Ye Xiaomeng didn't know why, and said triumphantly: "Of course!

"Don't you think it's a good place and a good time now?"

Ye Xiaomeng said blankly: "Huh?"

Li Yu touched his chin, and said with a strange look in his eyes: "Well, it's the place and time that makes your belly really bigger." ”

“……”

"I hate it, Brother Li Yu, people don't know what you're talking about!"

"Hey, hey, it's okay if you don't know, you'll know in a while. ”

Ye Xiaomeng bit her lip and said unwillingly: "Okay, okay, I'll admit defeat, I'll admit defeat!"

Li Yu said: "Hmph, fight with me, you are still a little short!"

Ye Xiaomeng gritted her teeth, her face full of unwillingness.

"Damn, this guy!"

Li Yu touched his chin and said, "However, it's okay to take a walk." ”

"Hah, really!?, I knew that Brother Li Yu, you were the best for me!"

"Don't be too happy, I'm talking about a little walk, and not far, but not to take you there. ”

"Uh-huh, I know, I know. ”

Under Ye Xiaomeng's repeated assurances, Li Yu nodded with satisfaction.

So, the two of them left and walked downstairs.

Three hours later.

Li Yu said helplessly: "I knew that I shouldn't have taken the stinky girl downstairs." ”

For three hours, Ye Xiaomeng was pulling Li Yu to eat, drink and have fun, so unhappy.

However, it was Li Yu's money that was spent.

This made Li Yu unhappy.

"Brother Li Yu, Brother Li Yu, there is a roasted corn seller over there, I want to eat it. ”

Li Yu glanced at it and said, "Roasted corn is not good, eating barbecue will cause cancer." ”

Ye Xiaomeng was speechless and said, "Brother Li Yu, is that just roasted corn?"

"Isn't roasted corn a barbecue? So why does it have a roast?"

“…… Then according to your logic, if you buy a wife's cake, you must give it to your wife?"

"Of course!"

Ye Xiaomeng was completely speechless.

"Regardless of me, I just want to eat roasted corn!"

"Roasted corn is not delicious, and roasted corn is essentially corn, and it is not a snack or something, you can buy and eat a few bites at most, and then you don't eat it, but good corn, can you still eat it? In the end, I don't want to eat what you eat." ”

"Brother Li Yu! Isn't it natural for my brother to eat his sister's leftover food! Isn't he crazy with excitement because he can kiss his sister indirectly!"

Li Yu complained: "I'll go, which world are you talking about? Dead houses won't be so disgusting, okay? Unless this sister is really a super invincible, pure, beautiful, and cute beautiful girl." ”

Ye Xiaomeng crossed her hands on her hips and said arrogantly: "That's right, this girl is!"

"You're only with the girl, and the rest of the half-dime has nothing to do with it. ”

"Won't your conscience hurt if you lie in public?"

"If the deity is honest, the conscience does not hurt. ”

"Isn't it damnable!"

Ye Xiaomeng pursed her lips and sulked on the side.

Li Yu shook his head helplessly and said, "Okay, there is no roasted corn, do you want to eat boiled corn?"

Ye Xiaomeng said: "Hmph, boiled corn? What is delicious about boiled corn, there is no taste at all." ”

Li Yu showed a mysterious expression and said, "That's not necessarily. ”

"Oh?"

Li Yu said: "Next, I'll bring you a piece of corn, you just need to say that half of it is not delicious, no matter what you want to eat today, I will buy it for you!"

Ye Xiaomeng opened her mouth wide and said, "Buy me whatever you eat?"

"That's right!"

"Buy me KFC even if I want to?"

"That's right!"

"Buy me barbecue even if I want to?"

"That's right!"

"Buy me even if I want to eat star food?"

"Ye Xiaomeng, don't go too far, it's also star-rated cuisine, why don't you say that the Manchu Han banquet is complete. ”

"Cut, you can't say that?"

"Who said that? Of course you can! I said, as long as you say that half of it is not delicious, I will buy it for you! Even if you really say that you want to eat the full Han banquet at that time, I can get you a copy!"

"Really!?" Ye Xiaomeng's face was full of surprise and surprise.

But soon, it turned into doubt.

"What kind of boiled corn is it?"

"Then again, no matter what kind of boiled corn it is, isn't it just boiled corn, is it that exaggerated......

Ye Xiaomeng was a little unconvinced.

Because what Li Yu said is really too exaggerated.

As long as you say that half of it is not delicious, you can buy whatever you want afterwards?

Is he so confident?

Boiling corn on a stick?

Wait, just say half of it doesn't taste good......

Could it be that Brother Li Yu is tricking himself!? When the time comes, even if he really says that it is not delicious, he will not buy it for himself.

Because, if you want to say that it is not delicious, but "half is not delicious"

……

Ye Xiaomeng pondered and secretly glanced at Li Yu.

"Brother Li Yu looks like that kind of person?"

"Well, like, very like, his essence, his soul, all of them are such people!!"

Ye Xiaomeng gritted her teeth, but smiled again for a moment.

"Hmph, Brother Li Yu, your conspiracy has been discovered by me, and it is no longer useful to me. ”

"What?"

"Hmph, still pretending, isn't it just playing with words, you can't fool me!"

Li Yu showed an expression of looking at Akuya, and then showed an expression that seemed to look at Ai-chan.

"You...... Alas, there is no help. ”

……

Li Yu didn't say anything else, just indifferently took out a piece of roasted corn from his pocket.

Ye Xiaomeng was stunned.

"Bridge bean sack! Where did you get this corn from!?"

Ye Xiaomeng's face was full of surprise.

"It's from your pocket. ”

"But you don't have anything in your pocket. Ye Xiaomeng touched it, "And your pocket is so small, it's impossible to fit such a big piece of corn!"

Li Yu said lightly: "So I said a long time ago, I am a cultivator, I have a space ring, so I ask you, are you afraid?"

Ye Xiaomeng pursed her lips and said, "I'm afraid! I'm really afraid of me, I'm afraid of the baby." ”

"Don't be poor. ”

Suddenly, Ye Xiaomeng wondered: "Hey, why is this corn still steaming? Hey, why is it still hot?"