Chapter 149: Dumbfounded

Zhang He also looked at Li Xiaoyan and said, "What does he think is the reason?" Li Xiaoyan said: "Because he was in a car accident on the highway, he thought that he had broken the small nerve on the penis in that car accident. Pen Γ— fun Γ— Pavilion www. biquge。 info" Zhang He also said: "You took him to do all the examinations?" Li Xiaoyan said: "Yes." Zhang He also said: "Tell me about the car accident." Li Xiaoyan said: "It was raining heavily that day, and there was a pig truck in front of us, about 100 pigs, and we were behind that car. The car suddenly burst a tire and rolled over, our car didn't brake, and hit it directly, Zou Yingming hit the steering wheel, or scratched the car, hit the guard net and guardrail from the highway, and fell off the highway. At that time, all three of us were fine, but we had some external injuries, which were not serious. He also helped the car in front of him to drive pigs, and four pigs were crushed to death, and when the rain rushed, blood flowed everywhere on the road. Zhang He also said: "White-skinned pig?" Li Xiaoyan said: "Yes." Zhang He also said: "Then what?" Li Xiaoyan said: "After driving the pigs, we dealt with it, went through the formalities, and then we went to the car repair factory to repair the car, and then there was nothing." Zhang He also said: "The four dead pigs were also carried into the car by you?" Li Xiaoyan said: "Of course it is." ”

Zhang He also said: "Did Cheng Donghao notice the dead pig?" At that time?" Li Xiaoyan said: "When we carried it, we all felt that the dead pig was dead and heavy, and I didn't feel that Donghao paid any unusual special attention, was there anything wrong?" Zhang He also said: "Yes, maybe the problem is here: when he saw the white-skinned dead pig, he thought of a dead person, a dead man lying there, and a naked person, a woman, to be exact: it's you." So when he was in love with you, and you stripped naked and lay down in front of him, he thought of the white-skinned dead pig, which was also white and slippery, and he became impotent. Li Xiaoyan said: "Do I look like a white-skinned dead pig?"

Zhang He also said: "Elephants, such as white, such as meat, such as smooth, or your little hands are like pig's trotters, and your eyes, when closed, the long black eyelashes are not much different from a pig's eyes." Genetically speaking, the genetic similarity between pigs and humans is 98 percent, and the pigs you have have them, although the manifestations are slightly different, slightly. There are quite a few examples of sexual intercourse between pigs and humans in history, and those are true, without a doubt. Human beings are not very intelligent, and all thoughts and actions are not detached from animal instincts, but are even more stupid because they make things too complicated. However, this is also something that cannot be helped, this is how people live, and they are essentially no different from other species. I just want to say: Cheng Donghao thought of you when he saw the white-skinned dead pig, and it is normal to see you think of the white-skinned dead pig, he is a very sensitive person, quite sensitive. Let's be more specific: the white belly, the ** standing on it, although there are seven or eight pairs of pigs, but he only sees one pair, which is not much different from yours. Li Xiaoyan twisted her eyebrows, listened carefully to Zhang Heye's statement, and felt like she was listening to the Arabian Nights, or the mirror flower was passed on, dumbfounded, and opened her eyes again.

Li Xiaoyan pondered carefully, although this thing sounded strange, but people were unpredictable, but it was actually very likely. Zhang He also glanced at Li Xiaoyan, who was looking at him stupidly with his eyebrows, and said: " When we were writing essays when we were children, the teachers used to say: to activate your associations and imaginations, this is actually a mistake, they encourage us to make up lies in this way, and at the same time forbid us to lie like the Virgin, the teachers took our young and simple hearts into the ditch, in fact, they are all big liars without exception, they only tell the truth on some well-known simple questions, and they are fools who mislead people's children on key hidden issues: while encouraging individuality, while grinding personality into meat foam, adding additives, and making roasted sausages in batches, bagging wholesale. But alas, people don't grill sausages, although that thing is a bit like that. Cheng Donghao is a deformed product of this erroneous education, and he has extraordinary associations and imagination. This is the success of Chinese-style education, the failure of personal growth. ”

Li Xiaoyan said: "Is it the education you received since childhood?" Zhang He also said: "Everyone is complaining about education, and I can't help but fall into the ground." Or it's because of his family, or because of his personal experience, etc., or it's just that he took the wrong tendon, the mysterious hand of heaven, and held the root of heaven. What I want to say is that, whatever the reason, his body is honest. ”

Li Xiaoyan said: "Does he not love me anymore, so he will associate me with pigs?" Zhang He also said: "It is possible." Li Xiaoyan said: "Is it possible that he still loves me, but I can't help but see all the naked women thinking of the dead pig lying in a pool of blood on the highway?" Zhang He also said: "It's possible." But just because he sees you like this doesn't mean he sees others like this. Li Xiaoyan said: "Do you mean to try a different woman?" Zhang He also said: "Yes." Li Xiaoyan said: "What if you change it?" Zhang He also said: "I only know when I change it, I can't change it, and then change it." Li Xiaoyan said: "You have this kind of thought, why do you keep your virgin body?" Zhang He also said: "Others can do it, but I can't." Li Xiaoyan said, "What if it's you?" Zhang He also said, "I'd rather be impotent to death." Li Xiaoyan glanced at Zhang Heye, he was plain and serious, Li Xiaoyan turned his head and left, and couldn't help but be sad.

At 9:50 p.m., Li Xiaoyan called Cheng Donghao downstairs in the dormitory, but Cheng Donghao didn't answer. Li Xiaoyan thought that he might not be inconvenient, what he wanted was an ironclad rule, and it was very likely that because Li Xiaoyan broke the rules, he deliberately delayed it for a few days before paying attention to Li Xiaoyan, which is very likely. Although he thought that this would be the case, Li Xiaoyan still waited downstairs until ten o'clock, thinking that he would not call, and waited for another ten minutes, but if he didn't come, he wouldn't come. Li Xiaoyan went upstairs, washed and went to bed. The heating had already come, and it was very comfortable to lie in the quilt, Li Xiaoyan thought: What is Cheng Donghao doing? Is he lying alone at home in Jiangning Dao? How does he feel if he doesn't answer his own phone? He is so obedient, he never calls him, and occasionally calls him who can answer it, if it is convenient, is it really inconvenient for him? With that hole? It's so late? Take 10,000 steps back, they are really together? Li Xiaoyan thought about it?

Li Xiaoyan woke up the next morning, still thinking: It's so late, he is with Kong? Aren't you afraid that you have something urgent? Probably he thinks that if you have something urgent, you can find the unlucky Zou Yingming, he must have entrusted himself with the unlucky Zou Yingming a long time ago, that unlucky bastard, because he is even more unlucky, he must not know how tired he is behind his back. Cheng Donghao is also annoyed, he can cause trouble too much, he can't stand it, that's right, he is a woman who provokes poison and hatred, and they are disgusted by men.

Li Xiaoyan got up, washed up, and went to the court with the ball. Zou Yingming has been gone for two days, and he is here today. Li Xiaoyan looked at him very happy, and Zou Yingming circled around him, indicating that Cheng Donghao's love was still around.

Lu Minghui came to see Zou Yingming play every day, Li Xiaoyan had a whim, gave the racket to Zhuang Feng, and walked over to Zou Yingming, she unsurprisingly saw Lu Minghui stand up, staring at Li Xiaoyan, Li Xiaoyan was excited, ran up, rushed towards Zou Yingming who was holding the ball, and saw Lu Minghui also running over in the corner of her eye, her running posture was really ridiculous, like a chick running to a small insect, Li Xiaoyan dodged a few times, and snatched Zou Yingming's ball, only to see Lu Minghui standing under the ball rack, holding the ball frame and not coming。 Li Xiaoyan slapped the ball around Zou Yingming, squeezed and leaned, straight under the ball rack, in front of Lu Minghui, Lu Minghui picked the corners of his mouth, like a smile but not a smile, squinting at those sharp eyes, Li Xiaoyan could still clearly see her eyes like two bright steel knives. Zou Yingming is just playing, he doesn't seem to have any other thoughts, and he doesn't reject Li Xiaoyan. Li Xiaoyan thought that Lu Minghui should most want to see the scene: as soon as Zou Yingming saw Li Xiaoyan, he left the court and left with her fragrant shoulder. But Zou Yingming didn't, he played with Li Xiaoyan, and even got a little entangled.

Li Xiaoyan pressed Zou Yingming in front of Lu Minghui, almost touching her towering chest. When he brushed like the wind, he deliberately looked at her clearly from the corner of his eye, the two looked at each other, Lu Minghui stretched out his hand to shine on Li Xiaoyan's face is a slap, Li Xiaoyan has passed, this slap is hitting Zou Yingming's shoulder, Zou Yingming did not stop, Li Xiaoyan snorted, ran straight forward, shot outside the three-point line, and went in. Zou Yingming went over to shoot the ball, Li Xiaoyan turned around and looked at Lu Minghui, startled, she had already run to the middle circle, almost behind her, Li Xiaoyan hurriedly jumped to the side, waved her hand elegantly with little white teeth, and fled.

Zhuang Feng saw Li Xiaoyan running back in a panic and said, "Who is that girl?" Li Xiaoyan said: "Zou Yingming's new girlfriend." Zhuang Feng said: "Are you afraid of her?" Li Xiaoyan said: "I love her." Zhuang Feng said: "Like a weasel who has been beaten?" Li Xiaoyan said: "Where am I like a weasel?" Zhuang Feng said: "Didn't I go to recruit cheaply?" Li Xiaoyan said: "She always wants to slap me, I will tease her." Zhuang Feng said: "That's for sure, it must be Zou Yingming who wants to slap you, and it's not easy to make a move, so he instigated his girlfriend to fan." Is his girlfriend not good for you?" Li Xiaoyan said, "Yes." Zhuang Feng said: "The reason is Zou Yingming." Li Xiaoyan said: "It must be him, his usual trick is to be two-faced and three-faced." These two people are really compatible, one yin and one yang, yin and yang are weird, I wish them a long life. ”