Chapter Thirty-Nine: It's Itchy and Painful, It's Comfortable, Isn't It?

"You move my dead body!"

"I'll beat you until you become an idiot!"

The four-eyed Taoist is pulling his sleeves menacingly. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

As soon as he finished speaking, the woman jumped off the tree with a "drink", and suddenly startled the four-eyed Dao chief.

Then the four-eyed Taoist "strategically" took two steps back......

…………

When Luo Zida's horse's hooves arrived belatedly.

Belch......

The four-eyed Taoist was arching into the arms of the disheveled woman......

Luo Zi watched this scene from a short distance, and was suddenly so frightened that he reined in the reins of the horse, he looked at the scene in front of him blankly, and was a little at a loss for the first time.

When he watched the movie at that time, it seemed quite simple, but when he saw it with his own eyes in reality, why did he always feel ......

It's so dirty......

Especially the four-eyed Taoist actually buried his head in other people's chests......

It's still arching......

Belch......

I finally know why only the vixen's paws are put in the movie, scratching the shoulders of the four-eyed Taoist.

It's too dirty.

Luo Zi leaned down and covered the eyes of the ghost horse with both hands, but he stared at the scene in front of him-

He's not interested in the gossip of the division commander! He's just a vixen who seduces, coughs, and seduces his beloved four-eyed uncle in front of his vigilance!

(Obviously, the four-eyed Taoist leader successfully dispelled the illusion in the end...... I don't need your say...... )

"Oh, I'll go! that hairy paw and face are so ugly!"

Luo Zi watched and complained at the same time, he smacked his mouth, and suddenly wanted to eat melon seeds.

"Uncle Shi's taste is unique!"

The ghost horse can understand, if it weren't for the fact that the owner himself was sitting on it, it would definitely have to shake off this obscene guy who suddenly changed his painting style!

Hey~ Luo Zi looked at the scene in front of him and shivered with goosebumps all over his body-cough-cough, this is just the original body reaction! The original body reacts! The original body is a clean cancer patient!

Especially at this time, buried under the head of other people's foxes, there was a muffled voice from the four-eyed uncle on the chest-

"It's so comfortable~"

"It hurts and itchy, oops!

- Oh mom, I'll go!

This scene is so shocking!

No, I can't stand it!

Luo Zi finally shivered violently and looked away with difficulty.

He swallowed hard, holding back the urge to vomit.

Not long after he looked away, Luo Zi heard a woman's scream from over there-

"Ahh

Luo Zi hurriedly raised his eyes to look, and it turned out that he saw the four-eyed Taoist who was still enjoying the obscene appearance just now, and now his glasses were replaced with two Shengshi Tongbao copper coins, which were tied with a red rope and worn at the glasses, and in front of him, a fox spirit with a slender figure showing big white legs, beautiful appearance, and white clothes was lying there, looking like he was out of breath, and a hundred-year-old peach wood sword made of peach wood was inserted in his chest.

Luo Zi let go of the hand covering the eyes of the ghost horse, and patted his chest with an expression of "I'm so scared", but he was thinking in his heart: "Well, where the peachwood sword was inserted, wasn't the head arched by Uncle Shi before...... Ahem!'

Luo Zi coughed twice with a serious face-

At this time, the four-eyed Taoist who was facing away from Luo Zi and the voice of the self-muttering came over-

"Look at your good figure, let's play with you!"

"It's hard to tempt me!"

"Really?!"

After speaking, the four-eyed Taoist looked quite "ruthless" and pulled out the peachwood sword that was stuck in the vixen's chest.

Luo Zi thought: This vixen is really dead, right?

Luo Zi suddenly decided that this vixen was very pitiful, and when he met the four-eyed uncle, he had to throw his head and spill his blood when he was taken up...... decisively lost his wife and broke his army......

And looking at the four-eyed Dao Chief, he saw that after the peachwood sword was pulled out, the body of the beautiful woman suddenly turned into a large gray fox.

The four-eyed Taoist unbuttoned his copper coin glasses and stared at them, and immediately said to himself in hindsight: "It's a fox spirit?

turned around and left, and didn't even help others dispose of the corpse, oops, he deserves to be a four-eyed uncle!

At this time, the four-eyed Taoist suddenly intuitively touched the alarm and looked at Luo Zi's side!

Out of the usual style of the corpse driving Dao Chief, the four-eyed Dao Leader didn't say a word, and he recited a few spells to the peachwood sword in his hand and threw it over, and after throwing it, the four-eyed Dao Leader shouted: "Who is there!"

rushed towards Luo Zi.

Luo Zi was taken aback, he was just a melon-eating crowd just now, why did he become the protagonist now?!

Seeing that the menacing peachwood sword came straight towards him-the peachwood sword that had just killed a shape-shifting fox spirit was sharp at the moment, because he had killed a shape-shifting monster, so the peachwood sword at this time was seven points more powerful, but it carried a powerful buff with half of the fox demon's power!

Of course, you can't hurt yourself.

But uncle, how can you litter? Even if you don't hurt people, it's not good to hit flowers and plants! Look, isn't this just a ghost horse that scares me?!

Well, when he was with Simu Daochang, Luo Zi was indeed in such a state, the kind of comic state that none of his subordinates could imagine.

There is no way, the four-eyed Taoist is a comic comparison, the so-called "like gathering"...... Ahem! Out of his mind, the sword man came, oh no! It was the sword and the man who came together.

Luo Zi came back to his senses and raised his hand and pointed his finger on the tip of the peachwood sword.

And then......

The peachwood sword fell.

Uncle Four-eyed's glasses are about to fall off.

"Oh my mother! I can't beat it! Run away!"

Luo Zi was thinking about what to say to Uncle Four-Eyed when he heard Uncle Four-Eyed suddenly shout and ran backwards!

Did ............ get the wrong script?

Uncle Shi, I haven't seen you for so many years, and your old man's legs and feet are really as agile as ever!

This sharp turn, how did you do it?

Luo Zi couldn't help but think like this, and the scene in his mind that when he told the four-eyed Taoist that he would accompany him to drive the corpse, the four-eyed Taoist ran away with a frightened face while making excuses. (Chapter 23: Shuttle through life and death)

Luo Zi reacted and hurriedly shouted in the direction where Uncle Simu ran away: "Uncle--your guests don't want it-"

The four-eyed Taoist who almost ran away in the blink of an eye was suddenly frightened by Luo Zi's words, and almost fell to the ground.

He turned his head stiffly and little by little like those walking corpses—

Wait, what did he just hear?

"Uncle Shi?!"

Right?!

The four-eyed Taoist suddenly had a bad premonition.

"Will it be ......?"

The four-eyed Taoist looked at the figure running towards him on a horse, and suddenly had a stronger desire to run away than just now. (To be continued.) )