216 Extraordinary Express
216 Extraordinary Express
"Extraordinary Express?"
Yin Xiaoru frowned, looked at the three teenagers sitting in front of her, and her eyebrows were slightly raised.
"I'm looking for the Guan Family Dart Bureau, it's not an extraordinary courier! Besides, I don't send couriers, you're looking for the wrong person!"
As she spoke, Yin Xiaoru wanted to get up and leave. But Li Fan laughed and added.
"This friend, since you are looking for the Guan Family Dart Bureau, you are not wrong. The one sitting next to me is the only successor of the Guan Family Dart Bureau, Guan Wenbao. ”
“……”
Yin Xiaoru stopped, turned around and looked at Guan Wenbao twice. With a red complexion, thick eyebrows and big eyes, he does have the appearance of a Guan family. I came here today to meet him for the sake of darts. But things seem to have gone against her expectations, what the hell is Extraordinary Express!
"If you want to bet, you're in the right place. ”
Li Fan strongly recommended himself, "I am not much different from this kung fu, and the reputation of Extraordinary Express is not outside, looking for us to dart, it will not alarm people who should not be alarmed, and the rumors that should not be leaked will be leaked." ”
"No, I don't trust you. ”
Yin Xiaoru said very directly.
"This Miss Yin, if you have any other choices, why don't you choose those famous dart games, but choose a Guan family dart game that has been in decline for I don't know how long and has long disappeared from the rivers and lakes?"
Li Fan made a color, and Xiao Siyan, who was sitting quietly next to him listening to music, took off his headphones, then straightened his glasses, and said to Yin Xiaoru.
"If I'm not mistaken, Miss Yin, you can't find any other dart game, right? So let me guess what is the reason why you don't look for other big dart games? Either there is a problem with what you want to transport, or there is a problem with your identity. But either way, you have to choose us, right?"
“……”
Yin Xiaoru didn't say anything for a while, this little four-eyed is so scheming!
All his worries have been calculated by him!
"Miss Yin, in fact, you don't have to worry too much. ”
Li Fan fiddled with his fingers, and the old god said on the ground, "Regarding Wenbao, the Guan family should have, and we will have it as well as Extraordinary Express." Your dart this time, we will definitely complete it for you. And this mission, we will not leak it to any party. As for the price, the market price is good, and we don't want a penny. If the mission fails, you take my head. What do you think of such conditions?"
"Cut, what's the use of my head asking for you!"
Yin Xiaoru pursed her lips, "Useless chips!"
"And what do you want?"
Yin Xiaoru glanced at the three of them, "If the mission fails, I want the three of you to be my subordinates!"
"Okay, but there are more than three of us, and there is one, can we count it together?"
Li Fan asked with a smile.
Yin Xiaoru looked at them more, looked at the majestic Li Fan, the tall and mighty Guan Wenbao, and the scheming little four-eyed, and said in her heart that this other person is probably not inferior to their master!
"Okay, okay, that's great, but where's the fourth person?"
Yin Xiaoru looked left and right, but Li Fan clapped his hands, "No, he's here." ”
Yin Xiaoru turned her head to look and saw a man wearing a painted plaid shirt, dirty jeans, and black canvas shoes on his feet walking over.
The man said as he walked, clutching his buttocks, his face full of pain.
"Damn, big brother, I knew I wouldn't eat so much hot pot in the morning...... This sparse ...... almost blew up. ”
Yin Xiaoru's heart trembled heavily, this, this is the fourth person?
"If you can't eat spicy, don't eat so much!"
Li Fan complained, "I don't have any self-control at all!"
"Theoretically, diarrhea won't make your anus explode. ”
Xiao Siyan pushed his glasses and said seriously, "But there is still a certain possibility of prolapse, if you don't control your own diet, you must withdraw from this mission." ”
"Hey, don't, a few masters, can't I be wrong!"
Huang Lei hurriedly said, "I'll invite this meal, I'll invite you...... , look at this curry, it's really like I just jumped thin!"
Yin Xiaoru had already vomited.
"Fuck off, uncle! Can't speak! Can't say sit down!"
Li Fan scolded angrily, "You see that our distinguished customer, Miss Yin, is angry, and she vomits angrily!"
Yin Xiaoru retched and said in her heart, Grandma is disgusting and vomiting!
“……”
Guan Wenbao didn't say anything, but silently took out a box of laxative stops from his pocket and pushed it in front of Huang Lei.
"Oops, Lao Guan still hurts me. ”
Huang Lei took two pills, "But why do you still have this thing on you?"
"Often floating in the rivers and lakes, the medicine is naturally prepared. ”
Guan Wenbao said calmly, "I still have Yuting, do you want two?"
"Get out! You are not serious!
"You're mistaken, I just like to prepare a little bit of everything. ”
Guan Wenbao can be called a mobile medicine jar, and a waist bag wrapped around his waist is full of various pills.
"Hehe, Lao Guan, do you have Viagra?"
Li Fan looked at Guan Wenbao with a wicked smile.
"What's that?"
"Theoretically, it's Viagra, aphrodisiac. ”
Bai Linluo explained beside him.
"Oh, that's not it. ”
Guan Wenbao shook his head, but took out a black thing from his pocket, "But there is an old dog whip, and the effect is not bad, do you want to try it?"
"Forget it...... You put that thing away......"
"Yes, Eun Gong. ”
"You ......"
Yin Xiaoru looked at the four people whose painting style had changed abruptly, her face was covered with cold sweat, "I...... I'd better switch to a different game......"
"Miss Yin, our extraordinary express is really your best choice, and it is also your only choice. ”
Li Fan said, "If you are not at ease, you can choose to bet with us. ”
"You can have it, but I still don't believe in you. ”
Yin Xiaoru's eyes rolled, "I'm going to test your strength first." ”
"Hah, joke!"
Huang Lei looked at Yin Xiaoru with disdain, "What kind of person is my eldest brother, full of magical skills! My eldest brother is usually low-key, and he is really angry." ”
"Oh, what's so powerful?"
"My big brother takes off his pants and farts, he can knock the plane down!"
"Roll the calves!"
Li Fan kicked Huang Lei hard under the table, this guy, can't he have a door in his mouth?
"Enough...... I don't want to hear you anymore...... That's enough......"
Yin Xiaoru rubbed her temples, "If you want me to dart with you, let's pass my test first." ”
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