Li Yu touched his chin and said, "It's a little strange...... Oh, I'm sorry, I just made a mistake, and what I just gave you wasn't an elixir. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Wang Yue's expression froze, and he said, "What's that?" ”

"The mud pills that came down from my body."

"I'm drafting...... Vomit...... ...... vomit"

Wang Yue wiped the corners of his mouth and said, "You are so disgusting!" ”

"You don't understand, the mud pill on my body can actually heal injuries and diseases, and Jigong's mud pill has the same effect."

"Nima...... Hey, my body suddenly felt warm. ”

"Very sweet?"

"That doesn't hurt?"

"Ease of the month?"

Wang Yue said: "Are you enough!" ”

After a while, Wang Yue moved his body and said, "Not bad, it seems that my injuries are really healed, all of them are healed, and my arms are also healed, this elixir is really good." ”

"That is, it cost me a lot of money."

Wang Yue said with a flattering face: "Boss, is there any such elixir?" ”

"Yes."

"Can you give me some?"

"What for?"

"Sell for money, boss, think about it, if this kind of good thing is sold in the market, how much money can it be sold! Tens of millions are to say less, and when the time comes, we will divide them fifty-fifty. ”

"You make sense, but why can't I sell it myself?"

"Don't, boss, you're rich, not bad, but I'm poor, I'm short of money."

Li Yu's eyes were ill-intentioned, and he said, "You can sell your kidney." ”

"Get out! Don't sell! ”

"Then you can sell yourself."

", damn, get out! Lao Tzu only sells his art, not his body! ”

"What if there is a rich woman who takes care of you?"

Wang Yue said: "Well, it depends on whether this rich woman looks good or not." ”

Li Yu said with disdain: "It's disgusting to eat soft rice." ”

"Are you embarrassed to say me? If there is a rich woman, no, if there is Bai Fumei to take care of you, will you do it? ”

Li Yu said righteously: "A three-good young man like me, do you think I will do something dirty like you!" ”

"Hmph."

"First of all, I will resign from my original first Bai Fumei, and then agree to the second Bai Fumei's request. After all, being a junior is a very bad behavior. ”

"666, 666, what are you really doing, how good it is to write paragraphs."

"Alas, sometimes I feel the same way, but the will of God cannot be violated, the boss thinks I'm handsome, so he has to force me to cultivate the truth!"

"Why don't you ride the wind and soar to 90,000 miles? Boss ......"

Li Yu touched his chin and suddenly recognized the boss? That's ill-intentioned.

Really.

In the next second, Wang Yue said with a look of amazement: "Boss, let's discuss something." ”

"Nope."

"Don't, boss, why don't you listen to the request first."

"Say."

"Can you teach me a defensive spell and give me some spirit stone pills?"

"Why?"

"Because I'm a cultivator, I was attacked by an ordinary person before and almost urinated, this time it's because I'm not well prepared, so I can't have this situation in the future."

"The spirit stone elixir is a backup, after all, no one knows if I will be injured in the future."

"You have a point."

"Okay, I can give it to you, but this should be the reward for your alchemy this time."

"What!? That's the pay!? That's not good, I'm trying my best to make alchemy, and this reward is not enough. ”

"You haven't practiced yet, okay, and enough of so many things."

"Okay, let me ask you, how many spirit stones are you going to give me?"

Li Yu groaned: "Ten yuan? ”

"Your uncle! If I work so hard, you're going to give me ten spirit stones? The best spirit stone? ”

"You're so beautiful, I don't have the best spirit stones, ten low-grade spirit stones."

"Ten high-grade spirit stones."

"Ten medium-grade spirit stones."

"Deal!"

Li Yu said: "Why do I feel like I'm being tricked? ”

"Illusion, illusion, ten medium-grade spirit stones, isn't it equal to a thousand low-grade spirit stones, not much, not much."

"What about the elixir?"

"The pill depends on the situation, see how much you can refine, I don't have many other pills."

"That's fine, what about spells?"

"Do you still want spells? I'm out of money! ”

"Is there any connection between money and spells?"

"Of course I have, but I don't want to tell you about this scum."

"Ah, you still look down on people!"

Li Yu said: "Now, I will give you two choices. One, instill spells in you, benefits, you can use it after learning it, and it is more than the old driver's use6.

Two, I'll teach you spells and learn them yourself. ”

"Is this still a choice? Of course it's two! ”

"Wait, I haven't finished talking yet, if you choose one, there will be no more than a lot of spirit stone pills, and you can't say that there is none, at least not half of them."

Wang Yue said: "Damn, that's not good!" ”

"Then you choose two, choose two, these things are still yours."

Wang Yue groaned, gritted his teeth at the end, and said, "I still want to choose one, it's a big deal for you to borrow you." ”

Li Yu said: "No kidding, this time it's really not good." ”

Li Yu wasn't joking, he had exchanged three peace blessings for Ye Ying and the three of them before, and it cost him a lot of pretending value, but now there is really not much left on his body.

When Wang Yue heard this, he said helplessly: "Okay, I believe in you, I'll choose two." ”

"Okay, let's go, let's get in the car."

Wang Yue was stunned: "Get in the car? Where to? ”

"Alchemy."

"Wait, where's my stuff? Besides, you're not trying to teach me spells? ”

"You haven't practiced yet, how can you say that you will be paid first."

"Then you'll have to give me some deposit."

"I'll talk about it later, you won't be able to learn the spell in a while, I'll talk about it later."

Wang Yue was speechless and said: "Damn, why do I think I was tricked by your empty gloves white wolf?" ”

"You're thinking too much."

"Wait, what about these people?"

"Whatever, it's still here, if you want to call the police."

Wang Yue paused, shook his head and said, "Call the police?" This kind of broad-minded young man must have someone at home, even if he calls the police and can't be closed for a few days, he has to be released. ”

"But ......," Wang Yue put a lewd smile on his face, "I have to make this big little suffer a little." ”

Li Yu said: "Damn, isn't it, this is a man, you can do it?" ”

The corners of Wang Yue's mouth twitched: "You are the!" ”

"And what do you want to do?"

"You can see it just by looking at it."

With that, Wang Yue walked over and ripped off Zhao Shao's clothes......

Suddenly, Li Yu's expression became extremely strange, as if to say, "You still say that you are not a?" ”

Immediately, step on the accelerator.

"Wait, wait, don't worry!" Wang Yue shouted, and he ripped off the clothes of the men in black again......

Finally, I took out my phone and took a few gorgeous pictures of the group.

I got into the car and said, "Okay, let's go now." ”

"666, 666, old driver, old driver, when Zhao Shao wakes up tomorrow and finds himself naked, I'm afraid I still think I've been analized by the bodyguard!"

"666, 666, praise for my wit, but I don't think this trick can fool Zhao Shao, by the way, do you have anti-wolf spray? Or chili powder or something like that. ”

"Anti-wolf spray...... I really have. "Throw a bottle to Wang Yue.

Then, Wang Yue walked up to Zhao Shao and aimed it between Zhao Shao's buttocks...... Squirted.

Zhao Shao, who was in a coma, looked unsightly, and his face was distorted......

But it didn't take long for Zhao Shao to show a dark expression on his face.

"Damn, this thing can't be a shake M, right?"

Trembling, Wang Yue hurriedly walked into the car and said, "Okay, let's go." ”

Li Yu saw through Wang Yue's plan in an instant, and said, "666, are you planning to make him wake up tomorrow, mistakenly thinking that his butt pain was analized?" ”

"666, I suddenly remembered a joke, the puppy asked the kitten if it eats candy? The kitten said it wouldn't eat it, and the puppy asked why? The kitten said that her butt hurt after eating. ”

“666”

“666”

6 And when they were finished, they departed......

After that, the two drove down the mountain.

"Alright, get out of the car, we'll have to hike up the rest of the road."

Wang Yue complained: "Don't you have a flying sword or something?" You can send us there. ”

"I'm not a sword cultivator, stop talking nonsense, let's go."

After a few moments, the two finally reached the top of the mountain.

Not far away, there is a cliff.

Wang Yue said: "Huh, huh, I'll go...... I wanted to ask just now, do we have to run to the top of the mountain for Mao? ”

"The top of the mountain is closest to the sky, and the alchemy will be easier...... Probably. ”

After that, the two stared at each other.

Li Yu said: "What do you want me to do?" Not to start yet? ”

Wang Yue said: "Wait a minute, let me rest first." ”

Ten minutes later, Wang Yue stood up and said, "Okay, then it's time for me to pretend to be forced!" ”

Li Yu said: "I can finally play soy sauce." ”

"This, alchemy, is not an easy matter, we must pay attention to the right time, place and people."

"The time and place are favorable, the location and the people are occupied, the location is favorable, I have seen the location and environment of this mountain, which is more suitable for alchemy. Harmony, we two cultivators are here. This is the time of day...... Generally speaking, it's all cloudy alchemy. ”

Li Yu looked up at the sky, but it was a sunny day.

"You want to say that you can't practice on a sunny day, believe it or not, I will smoke you?"

"Ahem, of course it's okay, but my cultivation may not be enough, otherwise it's okay today, let's find a cloudy day and come back?"

"You're enough!"

Wang Yue said this on his face, but said in his heart: "Boss, you really don't blame me, I'm really afraid, lead the thunder, listen, this is the thunder!" If you're not careful, you'll die! ”

Li Yu said: "In other words, if it's a cloudy day today, you can refine the pill, right?" ”

"yes." said this on the face, but said in his heart that it has been sunny in the past few days, and he has seen the weather forecast before.

Li Yu said: "That's good." He stomped his foot.

"How, the wind!"

Suddenly, a cold wind blew on the mountain!

Wang Yue shuddered and said, "I'll go, where did such a strong wind come from?" ”

"Summoning the rain!"

In an instant, a large dark cloud appeared in the clear sky, obscuring the moon......

Wang Yue was shocked and said, "Damn, this is okay!?" What kind of magic do you use!? ”

"Calling the wind and rain, have you heard of it?"

"Calling for wind and rain, sprinkling beans into soldiers? Damn, this is an immortal law! ”

"It's not that exaggerated, and I'm just going to call the wind and the rain."

"Even then, it's pretty bad." Wang Yue said, "Boss, for your sake, why don't I invite you to a meal?" ”