Passers-by were shocked, what had just happened?

Only when the car is turning does the car slow down a little. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info a passer-by riding a small electric electric car did not react, and the car overtook it.

The man looked confused, opened his mouth wide, and said in shock: "I, what the hell did I see? A dog riding a tricycle with a man behind him????"

Meow Meow Meow ???

Meow Meow Meow ???

It took only 5 minutes to arrive at the school.

"666, 666, two dogs, good drive. ”

Ergouzi was very proud, and said: "That's, wait, don't call me Ergouzi, call me Lord Langya Xianzun!"

Li Yu hurriedly got out of the car and said, "Okay, I'm going to watch a drama, you can just wave during this time, but you must come back immediately after an hour." ”

Ergouzi's eyes lit up and said, "No problem!"

As for whether the two dogs in the middle go to find other female dogs or other female cats, this is not something that Li Yu can control.

Li Yu hurried to the venue.

Ye Ying, Lin Mo'er, and their performances were in a special drama hall, which was very large and could seat thousands of people.

When Li Yu entered, he found that it was already full.

It seems that the drama performed by the two school girls is still very attractive to the students.

However, Li Yu was indeed late, and when he arrived, half of the drama was already finished.

Snow White has already met seven dwarfs.

These seven dwarfs were specially invited by the drama department to assist in the performance, and in terms of acting skills, they were naturally far inferior to adults, and they also made a few jokes, and the audience immediately burst into laughter.

But because it seems to be a child, the audience doesn't hate these children because of this, but likes them even more.

At this time, the Snow Princess, that is, Ye Ying, sneaked a few glances at the audience, not knowing what to see.

However, the funny thing is that this scene was misunderstood by several male classmates.

At this time, Li Yu smiled and waved his hand.

Snow White's eyes lit up, and she was truly relieved in her heart, so that she could put all her energy into acting.

Soon, a drama came to an end.

Snow White eats the poisoned apple and falls into a deep sleep.

That is, it was the turn of the prince to appear.

Next, as long as the prince kisses Snow White, after Snow White wakes up, the drama can be regarded as over.

And the character who plays the role of the prince is Lin Moer.

When Lin Mo'er appeared, it really made Li Yu's eyes light up.

A white prince dress, his hair tied up, he looked heroic, he was handsome, and Lin Mo'er was beautiful herself, but just after she appeared, the hall immediately resounded with screams and warm applause.

"I didn't see it, Lin Moer is also quite popular among the girls. ”

Next, the prince read the lines according to the plot.

Others don't know, but Li Yu can see that Lin Mo'er is a little nervous, but fortunately, the lines are finished word for word.

Li Yu nodded, Lin Mo'er had begged him for help before, if he forgot the words at this time, it would be an incredible thing.

Finally, the final moment came, and it was time for the prince to kiss the princess.

"Whew... Whew......"

Ye Ying was lying on the bed, her eyelashes moved slightly, even though she knew that these were fake, she was still a little nervous in her heart.

"Oh~ beautiful princess, just use my kiss to wake you up. ”

The lines of the play are a little different from the original fairy tale, and it is no surprise that the lines of the play are different. After all, dramas are for adults, and some bugs in fairy tales can't be watched at all if they are not properly modified.

And among them, a plot that I don't know if it's a bug must be modified.

In the original book, the prince kissed Snow White secretly, oh no, after looking at Snow White's beauty, he couldn't help it, so he secretly kissed her, and finally woke Snow White up.

In the drama, naturally you can't just act like this, and if you play the prince like this, you will completely become a scumbag criminal.

So the plot of the drama has been appropriately modified, and Snow White must be kissed by the prince to be able to wake up.

Although this modification has become the story of "Bai Fumei's official match with the rich second generation", or the name is "The Sadness of Seven Dicks"

But what's the matter, it's better than the prince stealing his relatives' homes while they are in a coma.

However, even so, Li Yu couldn't stop complaining.

"Huh. ”

Suddenly, Li Yu noticed that in the grove (prop) not far away, a hunter showed a complicated expression when he saw this scene.

"I'll go, a good fairy tale, it was changed to NTR by the screenwriter, it's just 666. ”

Li Yu complained, having said that, fairy tales seem to have such a rule, and I don't know who stipulates it, in fairy tales, the princess must marry the prince.

Anyway, the princess didn't marry a commoner.

And as long as they are princesses, they are all as beautiful as fairies.

As long as it's a prince, all of them are as handsome as male gods.

There are no average-looking or ugly-looking princesses and princes.

So in a way, fairy tales are more realistic than reality.

And there is another point in fairy tales, as long as they are bad people, as long as they have done bad things, no matter how big or small the bad things are, sometimes even if it is a very small bad thing, they will die very miserably in the end.

Very few bad guys have reformed themselves, and sometimes they die just because of a big fart.

Li Yu didn't like this very much.

At this time, the prince slowly bent down, his lips gradually leaned up, and the drama hall suddenly boiled.

"Ahhh————!hh

"The prince is really going to kiss it!"

"Great! Great! Two girls kissing or something!"

"Don't be stupid, you definitely won't really kiss it, you must use the dislocation effect to make the audience think it's kissed, but it's definitely not kissed!"

Lin Mo'er's heart beat fast, she swallowed a mouthful of saliva, looked at the beautiful and delicate face, and slowly approached her mouth.

Li Yu came back to his senses and his eyes widened.

"Damn, you don't really plan to kiss it, do you?"

Li Yu was stunned, although both of them were girls, he didn't want to have a little green on his head!

Suddenly he shouted, "Stop!"

Suddenly, the audience fell silent, as if the sound of needles falling on the ground could be heard.

The classmates turned their heads and looked at Li Yu.

Li Yu's face did not change and slowly walked onto the stage.

"Who's that guy?"

"I don't know. ”

"What did he do up there?"

"He's also one of the theater crews?"

At this time, the behind-the-scenes personnel in the drama hall were stunned.

"Who is this man?"

"What does he want to do?"

"Damn, it's going to be over, why did he run up?"

Lin Mo'er couldn't help but raise her head, opened her mouth in surprise, and said, "Li Yu!?"

Ye Ying also secretly opened her eyes, and said in surprise: "Li Yu?"

Li Yu's face was awe-inspiring, looking at the audience, and he suddenly realized in his heart what a good time to earn pretending value!

So, with a big wave of your hand!

The clothes he was wearing suddenly turned into an all-black prince's suit!

Suddenly, the audience was boiling!

"Oh my God, what's going on?"

"How did the clothes on his body change on his own?"

"Oh my God, is he a magician? How did he do it?"

"No props, no support, how did his clothes change?"

"I, I'm not dazzled, just in a second, his clothes have changed?"

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and the reward is 10 points. ”

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and the reward is 10 points. ”

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and the reward is 10 points. ”

……

Li Yu said excitedly: "Let go of that girl!

This sentence is as if an atomic bomb was dropped in the sea of people, and people are shocked!

"Damn!

"Damn, it's so exciting!"

At this time, there was a dragon on the stage who asked, "Who are you!"

Li Yu said in a loud voice: "I am the prince of the overseas magic country!"

Magic Country?

The students' eyes lit up and said, "This person is really a magician!"

"Look, I'll just say it!"

The director and screenwriter are confused, and there is no such character in the script.

At this time, Li Yu said to himself: "I came today for Snow White!"

The audience boiled again.

The word "well" appeared on Lin Mo'er's forehead, and she wanted to beat Li Yu violently, but she also knew that she was still acting in a drama, so she had to follow the rhythm of the drama and asked, "Overseas prince, what is your relationship with Snow White?"

Li Yu said: "I am Snow White's lover in her previous life!"

"What??" The audience, including the director, including Lin Moer, were all stunned.

Li Yu said: "In my previous life, Snow White and I were lovers. In this life, Snow White and I have forgotten the memories of our previous lives. But the Queen's poisoned apple caused Snow White to awaken the memories of the previous life, and in the dream, Snow White found me and helped me to recover the memories of the previous life. So, today I'm here for Snow White, and Snow White's lover is me!"

"Damn, what a fantasy development this is!"

"It's 666. ”

"Cut, the story of Snow White is originally a fantasy story, okay? ”

"And you!" Li Yu's eyes were cold, "It's just a despicable and shameless villain who tries to kiss Snow White!

"I rely on 666, the prince is originally set up like this?"

"As soon as the prince of this magic country said this, I realized that it seems to be true, how did the screenwriter write it, so brainless!"

"Damn, no, didn't you say that you have to get the prince's kiss to wake up Snow White?"

"You, did Snow White ask the prince to save her? Did the prince kiss her with her own consent? What if the family was waiting for the prince of the magic country to wake her up, but she was kissed by another prince, this Nima's has completely become NTR. ”

"I'll go!"

Lin Mo'er gritted her teeth, didn't know how to refute, raised her sword, and said, "Don't talk nonsense!

"666, it's time for a duel!"

"Okay, let's use the knight's way to decide the winner!" Li Yu said.

"Wait, aren't they princes?"

"Knight is a ritual, an attitude, you don't understand you, you don't understand Baidu. ”

"Drink, eat my sword!" Lin Mo'er took the lead in attacking.

Lin Mo'er didn't understand swordsmanship, as if he was venting, it was completely a stab.

Don't look at this as just a random stab, if you change someone who doesn't know how to swords, you will really be accidentally stabbed and injured.

But Li Yu is different, he is a cultivator, and his physical fitness and divine sense are so powerful.

At the moment when Lin Mo'er attacked, he found a direction in advance to dodge.

"Despicable and shameless villain, look at the sword!" Li Yu counterattacked, of course, letting Lin Mo'er.

However, in the eyes of outsiders, the two played very excitingly.

"Great!"

"I didn't expect Lin Mo'er to know swordsmanship!"

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and the reward is 10 points. ”

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and the reward is 10 points. ”

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and the reward is 10 points. ”

……

At this time, the backstage director's face changed color with anger, and he said, "No! We can't let them go on anymore! We must stop them!"

"Director, no, stop them now, what do you want the audience to think of our drama club, what do you think of us drama members?"

"But if we don't stop them now, if the show is smashed, we will have no face!"

"Director, I think, it's better to let them continue, anyway, it's a good performance now. ”

"This ......," the director gritted his teeth, "and that's all we can do, but be prepared, and be ready to stop at any time if something goes wrong!"

……