The first time Li Yu saw this hospital, he knew that this hospital was gone!

Because at the door of this house, there are many stalls selling fruits and roasted sweet potatoes. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Li Yu simply found a position. So he found an open space, erected a sign, and sold apples here with peace of mind.

He's selling apples here, and he's quite conspicuous.

Because he's too young. The other fruit vendors around him are at least middle-aged, and he is the only young man who sells fruit here.

Some vendors have dawned, and there are also some vendors who look at Li Yu with no kindness.

However, Li Yu didn't care about anything, he didn't sell ordinary apples, and he didn't steal their business.

After a while, a man passed by and looked back at the sign.

Children and grandchildren are safe and fruitful, specializing in the treatment of infertility.

With a strange expression on his face, he shook his head and left.

Li Yu didn't care, anyway, there were many people at the entrance of the hospital.

After a while, another person came, who was different from the previous one, and walked up to the stall and asked for the specific price.

"Young man, how do you sell these apples?"

Li Yu said: "It's not expensive, a hundred yuan a piece." ”

"What?" said the man, confused, "how much?"

"One hundred dollars a piece!"

"Are you crazy?"

Also, any normal person who comes here and sees this price will probably think that Li Yu is crazy.

A hundred dollars for an apple!

One!

Ordinary apples are enough to buy dozens of catties.

Li Yu said: "You didn't read what it says on this brand, I am a descendant peace fruit, not an ordinary apple, specializing in the treatment of infertility." ”

The corners of the man's mouth twitched, and he said, "Can an apple cure infertility?"

"I love to buy and buy, don't buy and pull down, this is a spirit fruit, a fruit eaten by the gods. ”

When Li Yu said this, he completely convinced the other party that Li Yu had a problem with his brain.

showed a pitiful look and said, "You...... Alas, young man, if you really can't do it, you can go to the hospital. After saying that, he shook his head and sighed and left.

After that, many people came to ask about the price of apples, but after hearing the answer, they were immediately stunned and left.

Li Yu didn't care.

The owner of a fruit shop next door seemed a little surprised when he saw this scene, walked over, and said, "Young man, how do you sell these apples?"

"A hundred dollars a piece. ”

"So expensive?" the fruit shop owner was a little stunned.

Li Yu said: "I am a descendant of Ping'anguo, specializing in the treatment of infertility. ”

“…… What are the descendants?" the fruit shop owner looked confused, and then the corners of his mouth twitched, "Young man, I advise you, this is not how you want to get rich. ”

sighed and said, "Young man, let me tell you, your apples are too expensive, the apples in my store are generally only sold for five yuan a catty, and the better ones are only sold for ten yuan a catty.

And your location is not very good, you look at this side, there are fruit stalls nearby, you should go over there, there are more people over there, there are fewer stalls, even if there is a chengguan coming, you can run away by riding an electric tricycle. ”

When Li Yu heard this, he raised his head, a little surprised, and said, "Boss, you are so good, are you not afraid that I will rob you of your business?"

The owner of the fruit shop shook his head and said, "The people who come to my store to buy fruits are all old customers, and there are more rich people, they don't care much about the price.

On the contrary, it's you, the itinerant vendor, the people who buy fruit in the itinerant vendors are middle-aged and elderly, they all like to take advantage of some small advantages, you sell it for a hundred yuan so expensive, if it is my store, there may be people to buy it, but your car is so expensive, no one will buy it. ”

Li Yu was surprised: "Boss, you also sell such expensive fruits in your store?"

The owner of the fruit shop said: "Yes, and the price is much more expensive than your apples, but those are all with gift boxes, which are specially used to give away, not to eat yourself, which is like you, just sell them loosely, and there is no packaging." ”

"And ......," the fruit shop owner's voice became quieter, "look at them, they are all itinerant fruit vendors, but they know each other, they are all friends, and they have been selling fruits here for many years, but you are different, you are a newcomer, and you have robbed them of their business, you say, will they be willing?"

Li Yu followed the eyes of the fruit shop owner, several middle-aged men, their faces were full of resentment, as if they wanted to peel Li Yu.

The owner of the fruit shop shook his head and said, "So, young man, you better drive the car over that side and stay away from those people, if you provoke them and beat you, then push the car and run away, and the police will not be able to catch them." ”

Li Yu said: "No, that group of people are so lawless?"

"Alas, young man, don't you know, a while ago there was such a person who came over to rob the business, but they didn't agree with each other, and a group of people came around and beat them, and broke three ribs.

Later, the police went to arrest people, but after they beat people, they pushed the car and ran away, and the police couldn't catch them, and they didn't bother to care about these things, and finally it was gone, and after a while, the street vendors came back generously, and you see that the police didn't move. ”

"Oh?"

"So, boy, stay away. The fruit shop owner persuaded bitterly.

Li Yu paused, shook his head, and said: "Boss, thank you for your kindness, but I think this position is very good, besides, I don't sell ordinary apples, and they should not interfere with the river water, and the eight poles can't hit it." ”

The owner of the fruit shop was stunned and said, "Young man, do you really think that the apples you sell can cure infertility?"

"Ah, of course. ”

"......" the fruit shop owner's face was full of confusion and indifference, "young man, you didn't take medicine, did you?

Li Yu said: "You don't believe it?"

The owner of the fruit shop said, "This ...... Most people probably won't believe it. ”

Li Yu smiled and said, "You don't believe that you will know if you try it." ”

Li Yu said quietly: "Boss, if I'm not mistaken, you don't have a child yet, right?"

The fruit shop owner was startled and said, "How do you know?"

"It shouldn't be your wife's problem. ”

"Uh, this, ahem......" said the fruit shop owner a little embarrassed by the man's question.

Li Yu's eyes lit up and said, "It's okay boss, if you look good, I'll give you an apple for free." ”

Li Yu said: "Boss, don't worry, as long as you eat this apple, you can guarantee that your wife will get pregnant today!"

The owner of the fruit shop looked full of disbelief and said, "Just such an apple?"

"If you don't believe it, you won't know if you eat one. ”

The owner of the fruit shop was a little skeptical, but after looking at the appearance of the apple's superlative, he still took a bite.

After taking a bite, he was surprised: "What kind of apple is this, and why is it so delicious?"

The wind and clouds generally eat the apples cleanly.

Li Yu said: "Okay, boss, don't worry, your infertility problem has been completely cured." ”

The owner of the fruit shop couldn't cry or laugh, and said, "I'll just eat an apple, and I'll be cured?"

"Don't believe it, don't believe it, go to the hospital to check!"

"I don't have that kind of money to spare...... Wait a minute, young man, are you supposed to be a nurse from the hospital?" said the fruit shop owner's face was full of alarm.

"666, 666, the hospital can't afford to hire me. ”

"I'll just be kidding, young man, I still have to advise you, let's go somewhere else. The owner of the fruit shop smiled, "Hey, there's someone in my shop, young man, I'll go first, and you can remember to change places." ”

"Okay, go slowly. ”

After sending off the fruit shop owner, Li Yu sat calmly on the three wheels again. Maybe it's because of Li Yu's age, or maybe it's because of what is written on the brand, people who come to Li Yu to ask about the price of apples can be described as endless.

But I didn't buy any.

This really made the fruit shop owner right, most of the people who came to him to ask about apples were middle-aged and elderly, especially the elderly, as soon as they heard the price, they immediately shook their heads and left.

Although no one buys it, the endless number of people still makes some people can't help it.

……

"Hey, boy, how do you sell these apples?" asked a couple of disgruntled men.

Seeing such a few ill-intentioned men coming, the old men and old ladies who were watching around were frightened one by one.

"Oh, a hundred bucks a piece. ”

"A hundred dollars? You really sell for a hundred dollars?" Several vicious faces couldn't help but be stunned, and then sneered, "Do you really think you can sell it for a hundred dollars?"

Li Yu said lightly: "Jiang Taigong fishes and wishes to take the bait." ”

"I don't care if you fish or not, let me tell you, this is the territory of our brothers, you are an outsider and leave quickly!"

Li Yu raised his eyebrows and said, "There is still a lot of land at the entrance of the hospital?"

The man at the head sneered: "Nonsense! Our brothers have been here to sell fruits for a few years, and you have only been here for a few days, so you want to divide our territory?"

"But we're not selling the same kind of apples. ”

"I don't care about that! In my territory, no one else can sell fruit!"

Li Yu was stunned and thought for a while: "Then what if I sell roasted sweet potatoes?"

The man at the head thought for a while and said, "Roasted sweet potato...... That should be fine. ”

"And what if I sell grilled sausages?"

"Grilled sausage...... I guess that's fine. ”

One of them couldn't help but remind: "Big brother, you haven't seen it yet!

"What!?" the man finally reacted and said angrily, "Boy, are you kidding us!?"

Li Yu said: "I don't have it, I just ask, if it doesn't work, I'll sell strings of incense instead." ”

"Your uncle!" At this moment, how could the man not see that Li Yu was playing with them!

However, this punch entered Li Yu's palm.

"No, it can't be!" the man was shocked, but he clearly knew his strength, how did this thin student catch this punch?

"Ding, the system prompts, the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and the reward is 1 point!"

"Ding, the system prompts, the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and the reward is 1 point!"

"Ding, the system prompts, the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and the reward is 1 point!"

……

Shocked, his mouth suddenly opened wide.

Li Yu's eyes lit up, and he quickly picked up the apple and stuffed it in.

"What...... Hmm!"

The apple just happened to be stuck in the man's mouth.

"Hmm... Hmmm!!"

"Big brother!" the remaining two were blindfolded, and the other two apples were greeted by them.

"Hmm...... Uh-huh!!!"

"Uh-huh-!!!"

So, this very funny scene appeared on the street.

The three big men, each with an apple stuffed into their mouths, were full of confusion and bewilderment.

Although I hurriedly tried to take the apple out of my mouth, who knew that the apple was like glue, and I couldn't take it out.

"Ding, the system prompts, the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and the reward is 1 point!"

"Ding, the system prompts, the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and the reward is 1 point!"

"Ding, the system prompts, the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and the reward is 1 point!"

……

The three of them scolded angrily.

"Noisy Nima ......"

Li Yu complained: "Scolding people can't say good things, that read grass, c, ao, grass." Don't make noise. ”

"You!!" The three of them were furious, thinking of all this, all because of the person in front of them, the bruises on his forehead burst out, and he hit desperately!

However, at this moment, there was a voice in my ears!

"Iron Fist of Justice!"

"Bang!"

A punch hit the cheek, and the concussive force that came from it suddenly made the apple in his mouth shatter and crack, and then a 1.8-meter-old man fainted so hard!

"Sema!?" the remaining two were shocked!

was shocked by the fact that this woman suddenly appeared, and also shocked by the fact that the other party knocked out a big old man with just one punch.

Li Yu explained: "Although it is very unscientific for a woman to knock a person unconscious with one punch, but you should not forget that this person has an apple in his mouth, from a scientific point of view, a punch in the cheek, the shock force is transmitted to the apple, and the apple immediately reflects the shock force back, and then reflects it back, if it continues to reflect back and forth N times, it causes N+1 times the destructive force, which leads to a punch that knocks the person unconscious." ”

Well, science, a guy called science said so.

Tang Tiantian's face was full of seriousness, and he said: "My name is Tang Tiantian, I am a plainclothes policeman in charge of the Dongdajie area, and the police number is 110666, and the three of you have now been arrested for the crime of picking quarrels and provoking trouble, and the crime of intentional injury! You have the right to remain silent, but every word you say may be used as evidence in court." ”

"Police... "The two were terrified, although they couldn't understand what Li Yu was saying, but they weren't deaf, this woman turned out to be a policeman?

"Hurry up!"

"Don't want to run! Righteous flying kick! Senior help me!"

Li Yu nodded helplessly.

Then, Tang Tiantian's whole person flew with a flying kick, flew out seven or eight meters, kicked on the two of them, hit their heads after falling, and fainted one by one.

Then, Tang Tiantian landed steadily on the ground.

……

"Cool !!" Tang Tiantian's eyes were full of golden light!

"It's handsome! It's cool!" Tang Tiantian was excited.

"Justice will prevail!"

Li Yu held his forehead.

"Seniors, seniors, seniors!" Tang Tiantian exclaimed.

"Why do you call me senior again?" Li Yu was speechless.

"Because, after I thought about it carefully, my predecessors are far beyond me on the road to justice, and it is too rude for me to call my predecessors by their names, so it's better to call them seniors. ”

“…… Forget it, you can call it whatever you want, anyway, how did you end up here?"

"Oh, this, ahem, I went shopping today and accidentally ......"

Li Yu complained: "You go shopping to the hospital?"

Tang Tiantian said: "The hospital is also a part of the city, and as a policeman, of course I have to protect the hospital!"

"I believe in your wickedness!"

"Hey~"

"By the way, then again, senior, why are these people attacking you?"

"Ah, they're probably thinking I'm stealing their business. ”

"Ahh

Li Yu suddenly remembered something, and reminded: "By the way, these people seem to have criminal records, and they seem to have broken people's ribs, you can investigate them when you go back." ”

"What, they have done such a serious thing?" Tang Tiantian nodded seriously, "Evil will eventually disappear, and justice will eventually spill over this land." ”

“……”

"By the way, senior, the police department has been looking for you recently. ”

"What are you looking for me, what are you looking for me?"

"Because you were a hostage of the last bank robbery, the police are looking for you to make a record. ”

Li Yu said helplessly, "The transcript is too troublesome, otherwise forget it." ”