Chapter 8 There is a way to make money
On the wedding night, it should have been a beautiful woman on the side, enjoying the beautiful scenery, but Chen Bufan was in the cold secret room, facing the wall.
The night is long, lonely and cold!
That's how he feels at the moment.
"I may be the most tragic master in the history of the Baixing Empire!"
"Finally, there is a divine dragon that can pretend to be forced, and I don't want to give it away like this. ”
"Huh, isn't that right? Didn't the wicked woman run away from marriage?
"Could it be...... It's all a conspiracy of theirs, just to deceive the dragon?"
Faintly, Chen Bufan felt that something was wrong.
"No wonder the little princess was pressed under me, struggled a few times and then didn't move, and looked like she wanted to refuse and welcome, it turned out to be all pretended. Alas, I only blame myself for not being in a deep life, and I was actually put together by two little girls!
Chen Bufan was furious and depressed, this night, thinking hard about how to recapture the Divine Dragon, at this moment, he still had no clue.
Time passed, and before I knew it, it was dawn.
Out of the secret room, he ran all the way to the residence, Princess Xiuyun didn't know where to go, the little princess hugged her head and fell asleep, snoring constantly, drooling, that look, indescribable.
"Where does this sleeping appearance look like he has been greatly injured?"
Chen Bufan really wanted to beat the little princess immediately, but he couldn't help it, he was afraid that if he did it this time, the dragon slaying sword would have to be handed away.
His gaze swept over the little princess, and a hint of different color suddenly flashed in his eyes, and an evil smile bloomed in an instant.
A short time later, he appeared at the door, carrying a black sack.
"Hehe, isn't this bag of toads scared you out?"
He crept in and sneaked out.
Then go into another room and sit back and wait for the show to unfold.
A quarter of an hour passed quietly, without response.
Half an hour passed, and it was as calm as ever.
Chen Bufan was extremely puzzled, he quietly probed and found that the little princess was sleeping like a dead pig.
"This guy has a really wide heart!"
Flicked her fingers, and her fingers were on the forehead of the little princess, and the little princess was in pain, and she suddenly turned sideways and opened her eyes at the same time.
The toad was instantly pressed under her body, and the croaking screams sounded continuously.
"Ahh
After screaming, the little princess rolled off the bed, and a toad on her chest seemed to be glued.
Chen Bufan silently shouted in his heart: "Surprised, surprised, not surprised?" ha!"
Just when he thought that a good show was about to be staged, the style of painting changed abruptly.
"Wow, what a cute little frog!"
The little princess held the toad in the palm of her hand, like a treasure.
Chen Bufan immediately took a mouthful of old blood in his mouth.
"You're such a freak!"
The tricky plan failed successfully, Chen Bufan sighed, at this time, the little princess suddenly quieted down, she looked at the toad on the bed, and at that moment, she was excited and teary-eyed.
"Wow, what a lot of cute little frogs! I won't be lonely anymore, I'm going to take you back to the palace to see my father and queen mother." ”
Chen Bufan was speechless: That's a toad, okay?
"Your name is Little Green, your name is Little Yellow, and your name is Little Black...... You are the ugliest, on par with my brother-in-law, so let's call Xiaofan!"
Chen Bufan: ......
The little princess gave names to the toads one by one according to their appearance, until the last one, and won the reward and obtained a distinctive title.
The little princess mingled with many toads, and the hearty laughter like silver bells accompanied by quacking sounds came out from time to time.
At this moment, Chen Bufan worshipped completely, he shook his head, turned over and jumped, fell into the bed, after yesterday's busy day and a night of sleeplessness, sleepiness hit, at this moment, only felt the eyelids rolling, and soon, he fell asleep.
I was sleeping soundly, and suddenly the dragon roared outside the house.
Startled, he jumped out of bed and looked out the window.
The little princess is placing two toads on the dragon's head.
The dragon is a descendant of the gods, extremely noble, how can it be trampled by the toad, suddenly feel insulted, shake his head wildly, roar and shake the sky, the dragon flame rises, after a while, the two toads are scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, add a little cumin, and they can be eaten.
"Little Longlong, what's wrong with you?" the little princess was frightened.
"Ah, brother-in-law, no, your house is on fire again. ”
After exclaiming, the little princess quickly rode away like a thief, only to see a huge black shadow hovering in the sky, and soon disappeared.
She flew on a dragon, flew through the streets and alleys, skimmed over the mountains, swept through the deep lakes of clear water, glided over the hills and plains, and finally landed safely in the high-walled palace.
The appearance of the dragon attracted everyone to watch.
The little princess stood on the back of the dragon, held her head high, her eyes slowly swept over everyone, and said: "In the future, this is the princess's most beloved dragon, you can only watch it from a distance, you can't play with it, of course, if you want to have close contact with the dragon, it only costs a small fee." Within three days, I'll give you a jumping price, only ten gold coins!"
As soon as these words came out, the crowd suddenly stirred.
"Ten gold coins? It's too expensive, my salary is only eight gold coins a year. ”
"It's just that it took me two years to save nine gold coins. ”
......
The little princess put her hands on her waist, her face was not red, and her heart was not beating: "It's enough for you to be so poor, you won't borrow it if you don't have money, don't blame me for not reminding you, the opportunity is fleeting, three days later, five hundred gold coins!"
The crowd was unmoved.
In desperation, the little princess had no choice but to turn on the crazy brainwashing mode.
"This is a divine dragon, a descendant of the divine race, the only one in the world, not an ordinary snake earthworm caterpillar can be compared, if ten gold coins you still think it is expensive? Then I really have nothing to say, alas, forget it, I don't bother to pay attention to you poor ghosts, I am not short of this money. ”
The little princess prepares to leave.
"Can I kiss the dragon?"
"Yes. ”
"Can I feed the dragon?"
"Yes. ”
"Can I hug the dragon?"
"Yes!"
......
In order to make money, the little princess went crazy and completely lost the bottom line.
The first palace maid to pay the money successfully made close contact with the dragon, although the dragon resisted a little but did not resist, it drooped its head, lying on the ground, spit from time to time, with a loveless expression.
With the first person to eat crabs, those who were still hesitating and wandering were ready to move in their hearts, at this time, the little princess increased her brainwashing, and finally under another frenzied offensive, everyone's psychological defense line collapsed, and they were willing to take out more than a year's savings.
The long queue lined up and went straight out of the palace gate.
"The number of places is limited, seize the opportunity!
The little princess loves money and becomes a demon, but she also knows that she will accept it when she sees it, and when the hundredth person pays the money, she decisively announces the cessation of the activity.
Countless complaints, one after another.
"Hehe, half an hour, collect a thousand gold coins, this is easier than robbing civil and military officials, hahaha......"
The little princess was satisfied.