Chapter 301: Plant-type voice changer
Xingzhe was very interested in the novel voice changing pill that Xiao Ling said, and he wanted to try what this kind of voice changer looked like, what was the effect, and whether it was stimulating or not.
"Let's give you a pill to try first, so that you can be prepared when you take it later."
After speaking, Xiao Ling opened the small porcelain bottle, poured out a cyan pill from it and handed it to Xingzhe.
"Are you sure this isn't poison, how do you look at this color?"
Xingzhe asked with a puzzled expression, in his memory, the pill emerald flower was golden, that is, red, and at the most chocolate, like Mai Lisu.
Green, cyan, and generally poison. When a person who practices poison gong performs the gong, the internal force used is also green. So when he saw the cyan pill, Xingzhe was still a little worried.
"Do you want to eat it? If you don't eat, forget it, then you can only pretend to be dumb, and not being able to speak will be a kind of torture for you. ”
Although they had just met, Xiao Ling immediately saw the essence of Xingzhe's chatter.
"Of course you have to eat it, if it doesn't taste good, I can't spare you."
Xingzhe, who is wearing women's clothes, is really arrogant when he talks like this.
Xingzhe took the plant-type voice changer developed by Xiao Ling himself, took it in his hand and looked at it, this forgiveness color pill looked really weird. Although Xingzhe hesitated, he still took the plant-type voice changer.
Curiosity can sometimes be very powerful and can give you the courage to overcome your fears. So although Xingzhe didn't quite understand what the use of this forgiveness pill was, or what side effects it had, Xingzhe was driven by curiosity and still took the small pill and wanted to try the stimulation that Xiaoling said.
The sugar coating of the small pill had a faint sweet taste, Xingzhe bit the small pill, and suddenly, a cool feeling flowed from his mouth into his throat and into his body, which was very cool and comfortable.
It's like eating mint candy, the heart is cold, the heart is flying, the whole body is relaxed in an instant, and an indescribable comfort flows in Xingzhe's body.
"Wow, it's really exciting, it's so refreshing, it's more exciting than mints."
Xingzhe opened his mouth, only to find that he had turned into a shrill female voice, and the effect of the medicine was so fast that Xingzhe was stunned. I had just taken it, and my voice had completely changed.
Xingzhe looked at himself in the bronze mirror, his face was obviously makeup, but he couldn't see it at all, and now Xingzhe in the mirror looked like a beautiful woman in men's clothes. And as soon as you open your mouth, the sound is also very good.
If you don't take off Xingzhe's clothes, it is estimated that no one will treat Xingzhe as a man, and even Xingzhe himself will begin to doubt his gender.
"Well, I didn't lie to you, I said it was very exciting."
Xiao Ling looked at Xingzhe triumphantly, with an arrogant expression on her face, holding her arms and shaking back and forth.
"How long does this pill last, and should I take it again immediately when it works?"
These things must be asked clearly, Xingzhe doesn't want his voice to suddenly change back when he is talking to others, and it is not Xingzhe who is embarrassed in that case, but the person who is talking to Xingzhe.
"No more, no less, just for the whole day, so I mind if you eat at a certain time in the evening, so that you can eat again every day at that time. It won't affect your normal social interactions, of course, just in case, it's best to bring one or two with you. ”
Although the masked beauty asked Xiao Ling to return to the capital with Xingzhe, there were some cases where Xiao Ling could not follow Xingzhe, so Xingzhe himself had to prepare a little plant-type voice changer, only in this way could he deal with emergencies.
"Thank you so much, I don't know how to thank you for helping me so much. However, I, Xingzhe, am definitely not an ungrateful person, and if something happens in the future, even if you tell me, I will not be a man if you say a word. ”
Xingzhe patted his chest and said righteously. It's like swearing, a manly man, and it's hard to chase after a word. He dared to say it so boldly, and the masked beauty already believed that Xingzhe would not break his promise.
"It's nothing, as long as you don't disappoint me, it's the best reward for me. Datang is indeed too chaotic, and someone needs to stand up bravely and lead the people out of chaos and live happily ever after. I don't know if that person is you, but you are that person at this moment. ”
Man is not a god, he can do without desires and desires. Although the masked beauty can't change her position, she also has her own ideas, and she is the same as the people of the Tang Dynasty who can live a good life.
I don't know why, the masked beauty believes that Xingzhe can do it, although he seems to be fooling around all day long, not doing his job, and running trains with his mouth full, but the masked beauty just thinks that he can do it, and there is no reason to trust.
"Actually, it doesn't matter if that person is me or not, I just need to work hard to change, whether it is a success or a failure in the end, I don't think I can decide, as long as I am worthy of my heart, it is enough."
Xingzhe rarely got serious and sat down in his seat, like a lovelorn young lady.
"Why are you willing to do these things for the people? Taking the risk of losing your head and doing this kind of thing without asking for anything in return, normal people would never do this, right? ”
Xiao Ling sat next to Xingzhe, and he couldn't understand what Xingzhe thought. Although he felt that Xingzhe was very respectable for doing this, who would do this in a normal person? Everyone's efforts are just to get more rewards, and if Xingzhe really does this, what will he get in return?
One person below ten thousand people?
As long as Xingzhe just wants to talk, this is not a difficult thing for him. He has extraordinary strategy, and a wise eye, as well as a vision and gaze that ordinary people cannot understand.
Such a star philosopher, as long as he is willing to spend a little time, will inevitably be able to become a dignitary, and it is not an exaggeration to lean towards the government and the opposition.
Money?
Does Xingzhe need money? He opened the hotel himself, and the business of the hotel was so good that it was full, and now it was run by the fat and thin brothers for him.
The fat and thin brothers are actually much smarter than they seem, and after Xingzhe's pointing, they not only immediately understood how to operate, but also were able to draw inferences from one case and study their own business methods.
The most important thing is that the two of them are very loyal to Xingzhe, so Xingzhe is relieved to hand over all the restaurants and barbecue restaurants to the fat and thin brothers, and he is very relieved.
Woman?
Xingzhe is surrounded by all kind women, and each of them has a beautiful appearance, even the emperor will envy Xingzhe.
Fame?
As His Majesty the Emperor and Qinglian Sword Immortal Li Bai recognized as the number one talent of the Tang Dynasty, as long as Xingzhe is willing, he can even set off a violent literary turmoil.
Right?
Xingzhe is not a person who is greedy for power at all, he is a person who is particularly afraid of trouble, for him, power is undoubtedly a very troublesome thing, even if he gives it to others, he is too lazy to take it himself.
Become a hero in the eyes of the people?
That's even more impossible, after the banner of the uprising overthrew the rule of the Tang Dynasty, not many people could remember Xingzhe, because he was just a strategist.
What he does is behind-the-scenes planning and strategy formulation, no one will see his efforts and dedication, the people can only see the light of the leader, see the leader with a gun and a horse, galloping on the battlefield. No one would have noticed that all of this was able to go smoothly under Xingzhe's plan.
Whether it is like a bamboo, chasing after victory, or riding a horse and carrying a gun and galloping on the battlefield, all of this has the credit of Xingzhe. It can be said that if there are no strategists in a war, then the leader will never dare to charge resolutely.
But behind the scenes, there are very few opportunities to make a name for yourself. Just like celebrity lip-syncing, after being found to be lip-syncing, people's attention will always be on the star's lip-syncing.
No one ever noticed who was helping him fake singing, and who sang so well. No one will notice, just because they are behind the scenes, no one will see them, and no one will care about them.
"I've seen it before...... This book is about an ordinary man who was accidentally bitten by a spider, and since then, he has acquired the ability of a spider. Not only is he physically strong, but he also has amazing senses, and he can also spray spider silk to complete the shuttle between high-rise buildings. At first, he didn't know what he was supposed to do, so he beat up the people who had bullied him before and participated in a life-and-death struggle. After that, his uncle said something that made him fully aware of what he should do, that is, to be selfless, to leave no name, to do something for the people, to maintain the law and order of the whole city. ”
Seong-cheol tells the story of Spider-Man, and he was watching a movie at the time, but considering that the masked beauty and Xiaoling didn't know what a movie was, they used a book instead.
"What did his uncle say to him? Why did he change so much? ”
The masked beauty and Xiao Ling asked in unison, they were both attracted by Xingzhe's story, and the setting of Spider-Man alone was already very novel to them.
"With great power comes great responsibility."
The masked beauty and Xiao Ling looked at each other, obviously, they both admired the uncle who said this, and they also felt admiration for this man with spider abilities, this is their hero, no, everyone's hero.
He is strong, brave, and although he has been confused, he has lost his way. He worked for the good of others, fighting to protect those who had nothing to do with it.
They had never seen such a perfect hero, so they became interested in the stories told by Xingzhe.
"Where can I buy this book, and where do you put it when you're done?"
The masked beauty looked at Xingzhe expectantly, she hoped that Xingzhe would tell her that she also wanted to read the story of Spider-Man, and she also wanted to be with that hero, acting chivalrous and wandering the world.
Looking at the reaction of the masked beauty and Xiaoling, Xingzhe suddenly came up with a really good idea.
This is Datang, a brand new world, where there is neither Spider-Man nor Batman, Superman has not yet put on his red underwear, and Deadpool doesn't know where to hide to flirt with his sister.
In this world, some people write poetry collections, some people write travelogues, some people write about the art of war, some people write grass and wood books, and of course some people write long stories, but no one writes heroes.
Most of the writers of the Tang Dynasty write criticisms of social phenomena, or fairy tales and ghosts, and the Internet is a new understanding here, a realization that no one has set foot in.
Xingzhe was thinking, if he wrote at this time, would he become a great god?
But it seems that there is no need to think about it, it can be seen from the reaction of the masked beauty and Xiaoling that he should be able to catch fire, so he can finally become a great god writer, and he will no longer hit the street.
"What are you thinking? He kept giggling and hadn't answered my question. ”
The masked beauty once again shook Seong-cheol from her dream, and she shook it very hard, and Seung-cheol came back to his senses when he was about to fall.
"Would you like to read this book?"
"yes, so do you know where to buy it?"
The masked beauty asked.
"I really don't know where to buy it, but when everything settles down, I'll give you a copy."
Xingzhe smiled and said that he had decided, and when everything was over, he would pick up the pen again and continue to write his, and the road to the street would be over after all. Either take another path and start over, or go all the way to the end.
Xingzhe is obviously the latter, writing is not only a job he uses to earn a meager manuscript fee and barely make ends meet, but also his hobby.
Because he loves to write, that's why he keeps sticking to it. Even if he hit the street again and again, Xingzhe never gave up, because he knew that if he gave up, it couldn't be regarded as a hobby.
"That's a word, I'll wait for you. If you forget it then, then I will take someone with a knife and go to your house to find you, and then I will dismantle you in pieces. ”
The masked beauty said viciously.
"Wow, do you want to be so cruel, it seems that the most poisonous woman is really right, in a beautiful woman, there will also be a vicious stepmother in her heart."
Xingzhe, a masked beauty, is joking with him, I don't know if it's an illusion, Xingzhe feels that the masked beauty likes to joke with him very much recently, not at all like before, so serious, so arrogant.
"You're about to leave Tongzhou for the capital, right?"
The masked beauty asked knowingly, looking at her expression, she should be a little lost. I don't know why, Xingzhe can't guess.
"Yes, I'm going back to pack my things soon, and I'll leave today and return to the capital. My friend is in trouble, and I'm going to help. ”
Xingzhe said.
"So is your carriage ready? If you don't have one, I can prepare one for you, which is more convenient than if you were improvised. ”
"Have you forgotten? We had already bought the carriage before, and it was bought because we were too lazy to climb the mountain, and the quality was good, so there should be no problem when we return to the capital. ”
Xingzhe smiled and said.
……
"Is there anything else you have to do? If not, I'll go back first, and if I can leave early, I'd better leave early. ”
Xingzhe asked.
"No, there's nothing left, you ...... Have a nice trip and stay safe. ”[.]