Zhang Zichen decided that the bald monster old man in front of him was a liar, and he wanted to pull his legs away at the moment, but found that the strange old man was hugging his thighs without moving. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Ruthlessly, he raised his legs and walked away, but the bald monster old man lay on the ground like a dead dog, and his hands still hugged Zhang Zichen's thighs to death.

"I'm really a barefoot immortal, and this time I've gone down to select a new Jade Emperor for the immortal world!

Zhang Bairen... It's the Jade Emperor Zhang Bairen in folklore, you know, right? He is the Jade Emperor who was chosen by my barefoot immortal to go to heaven, this time the heavenly court election re-elected the Jade Emperor, this great immortal chose you, you just come with me, you have to believe me!"

The bald old man lay on the ground like a dog being dragged to death, but his speech was not affected at all.

Zhang Zichen looked at his glued shoes, torn pants and faded coat, and found that he really didn't look like a rich man at all, so he shook his head and said, "I really don't have any money, you can't fool me!"

It's strange that I believe you! You still ask me to be the Jade Emperor? Why don't you say that you want me to be the president of the universe!

This kind of talk can't even be deceived by today's children, Zhang Zichen really doubts whether this old man is deliberately making fun of himself.

"I don't want money, and I'm not a liar!"

The bald monster old man, who claimed to be a barefoot immortal, stood up from the ground with a bang, as if he felt that his personality had been insulted, and glared angrily.

"So what the hell do you want to do?"

Zhang Zichen also stopped, he was a little curious, could this old liar make up even more lame and ridiculous lies to deceive people?

The bald monster old man slowly brushed the only remaining circle of hair around, cleared his throat and said, "First, I am really a barefoot immortal, do you believe it?"

Zhang Zichen couldn't cry or laugh: "I believe, that Daxian you are so powerful, why don't you... Above... Heaven?!!!"

Zhang Zichen was soon speechless, and he was so shocked that his lower body... His jaw was about to fall off because he found out that the bald monster old man was really flying in the sky!

He wanted to tell the others about this incredible phenomenon, but he found that no one else in the park seemed to see the bald old man in the sky!

How is this possible!

"Don't be in a daze, they mortals can't see me, how about it, believe me now?"

The bald monster old man fell from the sky and said proudly.

"Letter... Believed..."

Zhang Zichen obviously hasn't come to his senses yet.

Bald Monster Old Man... Oh no, it's a barefoot immortal, he didn't care about Zhang Zichen's gaffe, and continued:

"Second, this great immortal chose you as the new Jade Emperor, do you agree or not?"

The bald monster old man barefoot Daxian struck while the iron was hot.

"Agreed... Oh no! I don't agree!"

Zhang Zichen, whose brain was blank, was originally in a daze, and due to the inertia of his thinking, he could only mechanically repeat the end of the old man's words. But as soon as the two words of agreement came out, Zhang Zichen regretted it, although his thinking stopped just now, a bad intuition suddenly appeared in his heart, which made him sober up instantly.

"It's late! You've already promised! Heaven and earth learn together, and the contract takes effect!"

I saw a gold list standing in the air, and the inscription under a few lines of heavenly books was Zhang Zichen's name and his alias Zhang Million.

The golden light flashed three times, and then he went straight to the sky, submerging into the ethereal heavenly path.

The barefoot immortal forcibly endured the smile of the successful trick, and looked at Zhang Zichen, who had just woken up, like looking at a piece of fragrant dumplings.

The barefoot immortal stretched his hand under Zhang Zichen's ribs, Zhang Zichen only felt that his body rose from the ground in front of him, and he came to the sky in an instant, and even the white clouds were thrown far away at his feet, and a bright glass wall-like thing lay in front of his eyes.

The barefoot immortal turned a deaf ear to the "glass wall", and actually took him directly to "wear" it, Zhang Zichen didn't even have time to faint, he felt that his body was shaking again, and then he realized that he had landed.

Colorful clouds fluttering in the eyes, Qionglou everywhere, fairy music bursts, like fairyland, no, this is fairyland!

Zhang Zichen pinched himself fiercely and said secretly.

In front of him, a tall portal with a dragon around the pillar, with three golden ancient seal characters "Nantianmen" written on it, Zhang Zichen didn't know why, but he could understand those three words.

Before he could carefully appreciate the scenery inside the door, he saw a large cloud of smoke rolling from the opposite side, and soon came to his eyes, and a large group of people came out of the clouds, wearing various costumes, wide sleeves fluttering, beautiful, many of them looked exactly like the gods in the world.

"Ahem... Everyone, everyone!"

The bald monster old man who was standing beside Zhang Zichen stood up and said with a spring breeze on his face: "This is the new owner of the Lingxiao Treasure Hall that this great immortal found for the immortals in my immortal world in the world, and Zhang Million, the parent of the former Jade Emperor Zhang Bairen!"

From today onwards, Zhang Million is the new Jade Emperor! My Heavenly Court has a new master, everyone can rest assured!"

And the protagonist "Zhang Million" Zhang Zichen in the mouth of the barefoot immortal was like a dream at this time, and he couldn't believe the scene in front of him, there really were heavens and immortals in this world!

"Hey, hey, hey!"

An elegant male fairy with three strands of long hair shouted at him several times to make him sober up.

"You are Zhang Million?" the long-haired immortal looked Zhang Zichen up and down, and asked with squinted eyes.

"Yes, yes, I'm Zhang Zichen, and Zhang Million is the nickname that others gave me, and that's what they usually call me. ”

When Zhang Zichen found out that what he was in front of him was a group of immortals, he couldn't shake it anymore, and he even forgot about what he was the new Jade Emperor of Laoshizi, and he became a flattering mortal with a little head and waist...

"That's right, since you are Zhang Million, it's easy to say, I heard barefoot say that you are very capable, and you have a net worth of one million in the world at a young age by relying on your own efforts?"

The long-haired immortal stroked his beard and continued to ask.

"Yes, yes, people originally called me Zhang Yiwan because my parents left me a huge inheritance of hundreds of millions of dollars. Later, I worked hard to defeat most of the time, and I changed from Zhang Yiwan to Zhang Million. ”

Zhang Zichen answered all the questions, and shook out all the in his past, with a flattering smile on his face, and he was not ashamed at all.

The long-haired immortal choked when he heard Zhang Zichen's words, and couldn't help but look at the barefoot immortal angrily, and he was about to jump on the spot.

I thought that the old barefoot invited a god of wealth from the world who made money with wonderful hands, but who knew that it was a ruined thing that turned hundreds of millions of fortunes into millions!

How can such a person be the Jade Emperor?

The long-haired immortal is the god of literature and wealth, and he has always been elegant at this moment, and he has an urge to scold his mother!

Over the years, there has been a lack of faith in the world, the incense in the fairy world has become less and less prosperous, and the treasury of the heavenly court is so poor that it can't even send out the money of the immortals.

Originally, there was still the Jade Emperor Zhang Bairen on top of his head, and the work pressure was not too great. After all, the Jade Emperor is the nominal master of the Heavenly Court, and the boss who is responsible for paying the salaries of the gods. Although Bigan is called the God of Wealth, in fact, what he does in Heaven is only the work of an accountant, not to mention that he has a partner Zhao Gongming, the God of Wealth, to help him, and he can make do with his work.

But who knew that under the pressure of snowballing huge debts, Jade Emperor Zhang Bairen actually left a letter of resignation and ran away!

In the early days of the dynasty today, the letter of resignation was placed on the Jade Emperor's Panlong book case, but the Jade Emperor was gone!

In this way, the debts owed by the Jade Emperor were passed on to the heads of his two gods of wealth, Bigan and Zhao Gongming, by the angry gods, although Bigan was actually just an accountant, but the gods and immortals who couldn't open the pot in the poor family didn't care about this!

Zhao Gongming still has force by his side, and Bigan is miserable, just before he came to Nantianmen, some anxious immortals rushed to Bigan's house to empty his already small belongings.

The barefoot immortal patted his chest and promised him before he went down to earth that he would go to the lower realm to choose a capable and rich person to be the new Jade Emperor in order to solve the financial crisis of the heavenly court. Bigan came to greet the new Jade Emperor with joy, but who knew that the so-called New Jade Emperor was actually a useless loser!

Bigan can imagine that if he goes back empty-handed this time, it is estimated that his home will be demolished by his colleagues...

"You're so angry with me!"

Feeling that he had been deceived, the God of Literature and Wealth was about to erupt into flames, and when he rolled up his sleeves, he was about to turn into a martial God of Wealth and a barefoot immortal.

The barefoot immortal did something wrong and consciously took care of it, and he didn't dare to touch the tiger whiskers that were dry, so he hid behind Zhang Zichen with a pout.

Just kidding! Who doesn't know that Bigan is a deadly rectum, and in the face of the angry God of Literature and Wealth, the barefoot immortal is barefoot and afraid to wear shoes.

Zhang Zichen was new to the city, and he didn't know the agreement between the barefoot fairy and Bigan, and when he saw Bigan's angry look, he thought that Bigan felt that he was lying to him, so he hugged Bigan's thigh and wailed:

"Daxian, I was wrong! I shouldn't have deceived you! In fact, I can't count Zhang Million anymore, because even the million has been squandered by me, Zhang Million should have been called in the past a long time ago, and now I am a poor bastard.

I'm vain, I'm a bastard, I didn't finish my words just now, I didn't mean to lie to you, don't be angry with me!"

Zhang Zichen hugged Bigan's thighs and cried a handful of snot and tears, for fear that Bigan would abolish himself in anger.

"What! You don't even have a million left!"

"yes, don't say a million, I don't even have a hundred now. ”

Zhang Zichen tried hard to show Bigan his glued shoes and torn pants to prove that he was telling the truth.

"Hiccup!"

Bigan felt that his divine life was full of despair, and he fainted as soon as it was dark.

At the same time, Zhang Zichen saw a big turtle crawling slowly to the north of the South Tianmen, and the turtle spat out people's words, and said with a cry when he was far away:

"Big things are wrong!

His Majesty the Jade Emperor knocked out the North Heavenly Gate last night and ran away from the sky!

He also abducted our family Emperor Zhenwu!"