Wang Yue smiled lewdly: "102* invitation code." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

Li Yu suddenly exclaimed: "Damn! old driver!"

"That's it!"

Lin Mo'er was curious: "What is 102*?"

Li Yu said: "Well, 102* is a large art film website, I have loved art since I was a child, no, my good brother finally got an invitation code and gave it to me, you see how good the relationship between the two of us is." ”

Lin Mo'er said disdainfully: "I don't believe it, that invitation code is definitely not a good thing." ”

I really guessed it.

However, Li Yu didn't explain, but stuffed the note into Wang Yue's hand with his backhand, and said, "Give it back to you, I don't need it." ”

"What?" Wang Yue looked confused, "Do you know how difficult it is to get this invitation code?"

"It's okay, you can keep it for yourself, I don't need it. ”

"Why??"

Li Yu's face was full of pride, and he said, "Do you need this kind of thing?"

Wang Yue's eyes subconsciously glanced at Ye Ying and Lin Mo'er, spit out a mouthful of old blood, and said, "Ni... Nima... Poof......"

"Ahem, you've all given me gifts, and it's not appropriate for me to give you gifts, but fortunately I've been ready for a long time. ”

Ye Ying was slightly surprised: "Hey, wasn't that a Christmas gift just now?"

Li Yu pinched Ye Ying's nose and said, "Little fool, how can that kind of thing that everyone has a share in be a gift, I have a special gift for you." ”

A sweet smile appeared on Ye Ying's face.

Lin Mo'er was unhappy and said, "Hey, let me go, you pervert!"

Li Yu shrugged helplessly, took out a four-leaf clover hairpin from his pocket, and said, "Ye Ying, this is for you, I call it a lucky hairpin." ”

Lin Mo'er said with disdain: "People give you handmade biscuits, so you give them a hairpin that looks like they bought on a stall?"

Li Yu also said with disdain: "What do you know, this is a magic weapon, a rare magic weapon in heaven and earth that can increase luck, even I only have this one on me!"

Lin Mo'er's face was full of disdain, and said, "Returning the magic weapon, why don't you say it's Barbara's magic wand?"

However, Ye Ying liked it very much and said, "Thank you, Li Yu." ”

"You're welcome. Li Yu smiled, then looked at Lin Mo'er, "Originally, I also wanted to give you one, but I guess you don't like it, forget it." ”

"Why! I gave you a copy, too!"

"But I'm afraid you don't like it. ”

Lin Mo'er said: "It's okay, anyway, I won't like anything you give me, as long as you have this intention." ”

Li Yu said: "Oh? "Take out a gift box.

Lin Mo'er didn't care on the surface, but she was very concerned in her heart, and said, "Hmph, it looks pretty good." The gift box is so big, if the contents are small, you should wait to die. ”

opened it, and then, Lin Mo'er's expression suddenly froze.

"W-what is this!?"

I saw that the gift box contained a full ten catties of beautiful, noble, red and white, like rubies......

Pork.

Li Yu explained: "Pork, ten catties of high-grade snowflake pork, super high-grade pork that you can't buy with money." ”

The word "well" immediately appeared on Lin Mo'er's forehead, and said, "Of course I know that this is pork! I'm asking, why do you want to give me pork for Christmas? It's not a string of relatives for the New Year." ”

Ye Ying laughed "poof", but she was still a little more subtle, and Wang Yue on the side had already laughed like a second fool.

"666, send pork for Christmas. ”

Wang Yue rolled on the ground with a smile.

"666, 666, old driver, old driver. ”

Li Yu said helplessly: "You don't like it, okay, I'll just change it for you." ”

Lin Mo'er exhaled, it's okay, it's okay, it seems that this time it's just a joke, and the next gift will be normal.

"Blah blah. Li Yu took out a larger gift box, which was boxy and almost the size of half a desk.

"It's ...... What ......"

Why is the gift box still dangling, is there any living thing in it?

"Hey, I said, why is this gift dangling, is there any living thing in it?"

"Guess what~"

"Hmph, let me guess again...... Is it a puppy?"

"Well, it's not like I'm unacceptable to give a puppy. Lin Mo'er was a little reluctant on her face, but she was very happy in the depths of her eyes. Then he opened the gift.

"Cluck--"

A big with its head held high crowing to the sky!

This scream, the whole class was stunned.

"W-what the is this?"

"Big? Who's the?"

"Anyway, where did such a big come from?"

Wang Yue burst into laughter and said, "66, 666, give away pork and live chickens at Christmas, you are simply the most 6 I have ever seen in my life." ”

Lin Mo'er clenched her hands into fists, her head was full of black lines, and suddenly exploded.

"What the hell is this---!!It's pork and rooster, you think it's the New Year!!?

"Anyway, it's going to be the New Year after Christmas, and it's almost over. ”

"You !! of the Soul of the Less"

A classmate complained on the side: "The chickens sold in the market are all hen meat, and the rooster meat is not delicious, so I don't have to sell it." ”

Wang Yue said: "Dude, your complaint point is not right, right?"

Li Yu said quietly: "Even if you don't want to eat it, you can also keep it as a pet, and there are many people abroad who keep roosters as pets now." Right, Pippi Chicken. ”

"Soul is faint!!" Lin Mo'er broke out!

Seeing that Lin Mo'er seemed to be about to transform into a Super Saiyan, Li Yu was covered in cold sweat and hurriedly said, "Just kidding, the next thing is the real gift." ”

Lin Mo'er calmed down instantly.

"No, this is the real gift. ”

A bracelet.

But it's no ordinary bracelet.

Lin Mo'er said disdainfully: "Cut, a bracelet." ”

"Don't underestimate it, this is not an ordinary bracelet, it has another name, it is called Ink Stream. ”

"Ink Grove Creek. Lin Mo'er muttered, "Hmph, you also have an ink character, you have a heart." ”

"In that case, I'll take it reluctantly. Lin Mo'er was disdainful on her face, but she was very happy in her heart.

"But get these pork cocks away, I don't want to see them anymore. ”

"Good. Then, Li Yu took the pork and the rooster and left, and walked back after more than ten seconds.

As soon as he came back, Li Yu felt a hot gaze.

"What for?"

Wang Yue said with a blank eye: "What about mine?"

"You want it too?"

"Nonsense, I've got you covered. ”

"Nima, you'll give me an invitation code. ”

"Invitation codes are not gifts, but they are precious. ”

"But I gave it back to you. ”

"But I have this heart!"

Li Yu said helplessly: "Okay, okay then." "Take out a gift box.

Wang Yue excitedly took it apart, his expression stopped abruptly, and said, "What is this??"

Lin Mo'er laughed "poof" and said, "Turtle?"

Li Yu said seriously: "To be precise, this is a little Wang Ba. ”

Wang Yue suddenly scolded: "Okay, you, I worked hard to get you an invitation code, and you actually gave me a Wang Ba! Who are you scolding! Today, Dad is going to teach you how to be a person!"

The classmates also noticed this scene and said, "Damn, 666, your gift is simply too chic!"

"That's it, it's either a rooster or a king, you're just 6 flips!"

Wang Yue said angrily: "Hurry up, Dad will give you a chance, hurry up and change it for me!"

Li Yu's expression was subtle, and he said, "Are you sure?"

Wang Yue said angrily: "Nonsense, of course it's confirmed!"

"Even if it's a spirit beast?"

"Nonsense, then ...... What?spirit beast?" Wang Yue was stunned, and then his eyes were hot, "Is it those spirit beasts in that novel?

Li Yu nodded and said, "That's right, that's the kind of thing." ”

Wang Yue immediately shouted excitedly.

"Don't you want it, give it back to me. ”

"Whoever said no, I regret it. ”

"You're going to ask for it now?"

"Well, I will definitely treat her well, and repay me after she transforms into a baby, etc., everyone else is a rabbit and a fox, and I'm a turtle? ”

Li Yu held back a smile and said, "Then you have to take good care of it in the future." ”

What Li Yu didn't say was that this was actually ...... It's a male tortoise.

can't become a beautiful girl.,At most, you can only become a big* cute girl.。

However, in terms of Wang Yue's heavy taste, maybe the big * cute girl will be more suitable for him.

Lin Mo'er hurriedly pulled Ye Ying away, her eyes showed a look of contempt, and said, "It's vulgar, but you boys are perverts." ”

Wang Yue shouted: "How can you women understand the romance of our men!"

Li Yu said: "Get out! That's your romance alone!"

Wang Yue pursed his lips and said, "By the way, I borrowed you a hundred yuan a while ago, and now I will pay you back." ”

"Yo, I know that I paid back the money, what a miracle!"

Wang Yue took out a hundred yuan from his wallet.

Li Yu took a hundred yuan and asked, "What's the matter with that photo in your wallet?"

Wang Yue took out the photo and said, "This...... I'm not going to tell you. ”

"Say, what are the old men doing with their twists and pinching. ”

Wang Yue looked shy, and said, "Who twisted, I didn't." ”

"Nima, it's all like this, and you still say you haven't twisted it, who the hell is this!"

Wang Yue said shyly: "This, this, is actually my first love." ”

Li Yu exclaimed: "First love?666, didn't you say that your first love was a beautiful sheep?"

Wang Yue was angry and said, "Get out of the calf, this is really my first love! I don't allow you to insult her!"

Seeing that Wang Yue was really angry, Li Yu changed his words and said: "Ahem, okay, I was wrong, then you can tell me, how about the story between you and your first love?"

As soon as he heard this, Wang Yue immediately became shy again and said, "This way, this is not good." ”

"It's okay, anyway, you must be dumped in the end, otherwise how can you be single, we like to see this kind of favorite thing the most. ”

"Nima, I'm not dumped, I'm just a crush!"

"That's even sadder, okay!"

Wang Yue took a deep breath, and his eyes gradually fell into memory.

"Three years ago, on a snowy night, I went out for a walk and passed by a Christmas tree, and then under the Christmas tree, I saw her.

Although it was just a back at the time, I fell in love with her at once, but unfortunately, I didn't have the courage to ask for her contact information at that time, and until today, I haven't seen her again, alas......"

Suddenly, the corners of Li Yu's mouth twitched, wait a minute, why is this story so immediate.

"Let me ask, what time did you see this girl?"

"About nine o'clock. ”

"Was that girl very tall, was she long-haired, was it snowing?"

Wang Yue was surprised: "Yes, how do you know?"

became excited and said, "Do you know this girl?" Brother, my own brother, tell me her contact information. ”

Lin Mo'er said, "Hey, Li Yu, do you really know that girl?"

The corners of Li Yu's mouth twitched, and he said, "I know, I really know him so well! Nima, that person is me!"

"What!?" Wang Yue was stunned on the spot, and Lin Moer and Ye Ying were also at a loss.

Li Yu's face was full of contempt and disgust, and he said: "Three years ago, I lost a fucking bet with someone, and I was forced to have no choice but to put on women's clothes and go to the street for a walk. ”

Wang Yue's face was incredulous, and he said in despair: "No, tell me quickly, this is fake, you are lying to me!"

"I didn't lie to you, accept the facts. ”

Wang Yue said in despair: "No! I don't believe it! I don't believe that the goddess I have had a crush on for three years is actually a man!"

Lin Mo'er was about to laugh crazy on the side, and said, "Ha... Ha ha... You, the girl you have a crush on... It turned out to be Li Yu... Ha... Hahaha......"

Wang Yue's face was like ashes, and then he ran away in tears.

"No—I don't believe ――――――"