Chapter 192: Hey, hey, hey

However, the police car stopped in front of the three people. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 ο½‰ο½Žfo

Two policemen came down from the middle and walked in front of Li Yu.

"Oh, why are you here, I've been waiting...... Damn, what are you doing!?"

I saw that the policeman quickly handcuffed Li Yu, and then said to Lingxue and Xiaolu with a reassuring face: "Two comrades, don't worry, I have already arrested this criminal who abducted and sold underage girls! He will definitely not hurt you again!"

"What, abducting and selling underage girls?" all three of them were stunned.

Li Yu shouted: "This policeman, you are mistaken, I did not abduct and sell underage girls!

The policeman sneered and said, "Who are you fooling? ”

Li Yu was shocked: "it!?"

The policeman said with a sad face: "Look at this little girl again, on such a cold day, she is only wearing such thin clothes, and she doesn't even have a pair of shoes!"

The most important thing is the clothes on her body, which has the word 'gift' written on it!

This is clearly evidence that you have abducted and sold underage girls!

That's it, what else do you have to say!"

Li Yu was shocked and said, "the groove and the groove......"

After what he said, Li Yu himself felt that he really seemed to be a criminal.

But the point is that it's really just a misunderstanding!

"Misunderstanding, comrade policeman, I really didn't kidnap and sell underage girls, besides, isn't there another one who wears such strange clothes? Why do you only arrest her?"

Lingxue burst into tears and said, "Comrade policeman, it's so good for you to come! I'm almost going to be violated by this villain!"

The two policemen immediately glared at Li Yu, and then comforted: "Don't worry, comrade, we will definitely bring this criminal to justice." ”

Li Yu's eyes widened and said, "Hey, you!"

Lingxue smiled mischievously.

"Don't worry, my dear, if you are shot, I will go with you." On Huangquan Road, I am not alone. ”

But he said in his heart, hehe, he made Li Yu angry like this, he will always be beastly and violate himself in the future~

Really, something that could have been done in the first place has to be so complicated...... However, the mood is a little excited and a little looking forward to it.

"I ...... Comrade policeman, what are you doing, it's really just a misunderstanding!"

"Less! Get in the car!"

"Two comrades, please also come with us in the car, and we will also make a record. ”

"Hmm. ”

……

Of course, the final result was that under the explanation of Tang Tiantian, who came in a hurry, Li Yu and his party were released.

After coming out of the police station, Li Yu looked at Lingxue on the side and showed a "kind" smile.

Lingxue swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and her little face turned a little red.

"Li Yu, I'm sorry ......"

"If it's useful to say sorry, what's the use of the police in the world!"

"Well, I'm sorry. Lingxue hugged Li Yu coquettishly, "People just want to joke with you." ”

"I don't accept it!"

"Hmm...... Hey~" Lingxue kissed Li Yu.

"It's useless, I've already taken refuge in my Buddha. ”

Ling Xue pursed her lips and said, "Li Yu, are you angry now?"

"That's right!"

"Are you angry right now?"

"That's right!"

"Do you particularly want to beat me up now, but you are reluctant to beat me when you look at me as a delicate beauty, but you feel extremely aggrieved in your heart?"

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"Do you really want to violate this big beauty in your heart now? Do you especially want to *********** and ask her to give you a baby?"

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Lingxue's face turned red, and she gasped: "Don't say it, I understand, I won't resist, home is very close to here." ”

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Ling Xue turned to Xiaolu and said, "Xiaolu, you go home first, Li Yu and I are going to do some things that adults need to do." ”

"Oh~" Xiaolu tilted his head, "Master, then I'll go back." ”

"Hmm~"

After the deer left, Ling Xue took a breath and said, "Okay, Li Yu, let's go too." ”

"Don't touch me... What do you want to do......"

"Hey, hey, hey... What do I want to do... Guess what......"

"Pulse pressure belt... Don't come here... I'm going to call the police......"

"Hey, hey, hey... You scream, even if you cut your throat, no one will come to save you!"

A policeman who had previously participated in the arrest of Li Yu saw this scene with a faint face, then shook his head and sighed.

"Today's young people really know how to play, and we post-80s seniors can't keep up with their rhythm. ”

……

After that, Li Yu was forcefully pulled into a taxi by Lingxue and dragged to Homeinn.

Lingxue said: "Open a room!"

The front desk staff looked at the two of them with a strange look on their faces.

You guys...... The characters seem to be reversed, right?

And......

The front desk staff looked at Li Yu's face full of confusion, why does this product look so familiar?

I'm tired.,Isn't this the same thing that I opened a room with a little girl last time.,The last time I opened a room with a big beauty?

It's only been a few days!

And what the hell are you guys?

COSPLAY?

Or is it because of this constant role change that you have deceived so many women?

Uh, plus men?

Thinking of this, the front desk lady was full of disdain and said, "Hello, room 1080." ”

Lingxue took the room card, hugged Li Yu in her arms, and said, "It's okay baby, we're just here to sleep, I definitely won't do anything else." Actually, it's my first time here...... Do you have an elevator?"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Yes, you go ahead and turn right. ”

"Oh, okay, I'm sorry for you. ”

……

After that, Ling Xue pulled Li Yu reluctantly to room 1080.

"Hey, this... How can I use this room card?" Ling Xue's face was full of embarrassment.

Li Yu said: "You don't understand this, let me come." ”

With a beep, the door opened.

"Wow, Li Yu, you are so amazing!"

"That's it!"

"Why are you so skilled?"

Li Yu said: "Ahem...... Hey, why is there only one bed in this room?"

Ling Xue said: "There is no problem with a bed in a room." ”

"But there are two of us!"

Lingxue was righteous and awe-inspiring, and said, "I sleep on the sofa!"

Li Yu said: "Ah, this is not good. ”

Lingxue said: "It's okay, it's okay, I can't ruin your reputation." ”

Walking to the living room, Lingxue was surprised: "Hey, why doesn't there even have a sofa in the living room?"

He said helplessly: "Alas, there is no way, it seems that I have to sleep on the ground." ”

Li Yu said: "Huh, but it's cold on the ground......"

Ling Xue said helplessly: "No way, after all, men and women can't kiss, I can't ruin your reputation." ”

Li Yu paused, shook his head, sighed, and said, "Forget it, you can also come to bed and sleep, it is not a gentleman's behavior to let a girl sleep on the floor." ”

"Really?" Ling Xue was overjoyed, and then said arrogantly: "Well, for the sake of your sincere request to sleep with me, I will reluctantly agree to sleep with you." ”

Li Yu was stunned, wait a minute, when did he ask to sleep with her?

Isn't this scene a bit immediate?

Ling Xue suddenly exclaimed: "Li Yu, look, there seems to be only one quilt on this bed." ”

"Hey, it seems to be the same, how can it be, how can there be only one quilt. ”

Ling Xue said: "There's nothing wrong with it, a bed and a quilt, there's nothing wrong." ”

Li Yu said: "No! I'm a person with a girlfriend! We can't sleep together, who knows if you will attack me at night!"

Ling Xue said sadly: "Li Yu, am I this kind of person in your heart?"

"yes. ”

"No, no, no, since you don't believe me, I'll sleep on the floor!"

"Okay. ”

"Gah?" Ling Xue was stunned again.

Immediately after, she was pushed out of the bedroom door by Li Yu.

Then the door closed with a "snap".

"Although the floor is cold, you are a cultivator, rest assured, there will be no sequelae on your body. ”

"Wait... Wait a minute! This plot doesn't seem right!"

Li Yu sneered: "Do you really think that I am an innocent and easily deceived little girl? I am an experienced old driver! You use all the routines I have used!"

Ye Ying, who was far away in the sky, sneezed.

Ling Xue panicked and said, "Don't! Don't be so ruthless!"

Li Yu ignored it completely, and suddenly, there was a news push on his mobile phone.

Shocked! Santa Claus turned out to be a trafficker who abducted and sold young girls!

Li Yu exclaimed, "What!?"

What the hell is this title treading a horse?

Hurriedly turn on the news.

I saw the content of the news, describing the fact that Santa Claus abducted and sold young girls, and there were several screenshots at the bottom of the news!

And the Santa Claus in the middle is Li Yu!

The comment section is almost insane!

"Damn! This Santa Claus is a beast! I'm so envious, jealous, and hateful!"

"This kind of behavior is so hateful! We who are already parents feel very uncomfortable!"

"666 little Lori is a gift? I want such a gift too!"

"Ditto!"

"Ibid.2"

"Anyway, why are there two Santa Claus? The beautiful Santa Claus next to him looks good. Building"

"Fart! The face is mosaic! Who knows if it's a beauty or Sister Feng!"

"It's just! stupid."

"Damn! This Santa Claus is so mad! He even pretended to be Santa Claus to seduce the young girl!"

"We're crusading against Santa Claus!! Do it again!"

"Don't be stupid upstairs, this is *easy, nine out of ten news are fake. The ninth floor since ancient times"

"What I said upstairs is good, according to convention, the editor is in my hand, like it and feed the editor a bite of Xiang. Out of the fool"

The corners of Li Yu's mouth twitched, otherwise his face would have been mosaic, and he would have been furious.

"What the hell... What's going on with this photo!?" Li Yu suddenly remembered that when the police came before, they seemed to be holding a law enforcement recorder in their hands......