Chapter 25: The ♂ Dangers of Everyday Life

It's another peaceful morning.,It's a pity that it's ruined by some kind of coquettish gasp.,Come and turn the camera to this side.,This is the most local tyrant in Gensokky.,Red Devil Pavilion.,It's a centuries-old building.,Until now, there's not even a little moss on the wall.,This shows that the owner of this house loves to be clean.。

And outside the iron gate of the Red Devil Pavilion-

A black-haired girl flying in the sky was talking to a blonde man, and the blonde man's eyes became sharp, making the black-haired girl feel murderous, and the black-haired girl's mouth trembled and said, "Oh yes...... Isn't this Ragnar-kun...... I'm so sorry that day......"

"The apology is invalid, give me a good sense of it, you almost killed me on the other side, I can't let you run away again this time, Miss Wenwen." ”

Ragnar picked up his greatsword and prepared to slash at the black-haired girl in front of him.

"Wow, don't stick that huge thing into my body ♂, I'm going to die!"

"Don't mislead the reader, ahhh!!hhh

"Really...... Stand up for ♂ me, or please take a relief from ♂ God, no, no, it's "slaughter scissors". ”

Ragnar took the big sword with his backhand, and the dark power poured out of the sword body, which suggests that Ragnar's loss of power means that he can't activate the "Blue Demon Guide Book", and he can still control the dark power a little bit.

Wenwen was so frightened that he even cried out for breath, but unfortunately, Ragnar didn't eat this, and just like that, the day of peace (danger) began.

"I surrender, can't I surrender?"

Due to Wenwen's sudden confession and surrender, Ragnar won without a fight, don't think that Wenwen really surrendered, she took advantage of Ragnar's moment when she was tying her up with a fan to gently blow a wind, and the flying sand blew into Ragnar's eyes, and then ran away in front of him.

"If you want to catch me, you're still a hundred years early~ I'll come to see you often, oh Ragnar-kun~ I'll be pregnant with your baby at that time~ Oh hohohoho~"

Ragnar was shocked and hurriedly picked up the big sword and chased after him, but he remembered that Hong Meiling had not come back from the Fog Forest to collect, so he had to grit his teeth and keep this matter in mind, although Ragnar was a little calculating, but his heart was always kind.

"Next time we meet, I'll take you to the eldest lady and train ♂ you well......"

Ragnar muttered to himself to the sky.

"Yo! Isn't this Ragnar-kun!"

Ragnar looked in the direction of the voice, and there was another guy in the sky who gave him a headache, claiming to be the cutest beautiful girl in Gensokyo, with a super sunny smile, wearing a black tricorne hat, long golden hair, wearing a magician costume that was still black and white, riding a wooden broom, and he was a thief who always stole gold, and Marisa was also misty rain!

"Ah...... Miss Marisa...... Are you stealing books again today......"

This caused Marisa to look unhappy.

"Why do you see me with this expression again, Ragnar-kun, I'm still your girlfriend ♂~"

"What the hell is my girlfriend! When will I have your girlfriend who is a cheating daddy!"

"Where is the cheating! Do you have such a bad evaluation of me! Can you still love me?!"

"Love a yarn...... If you want to steal a book, I won't let you in, Pache said, whoever sees a black and white mouse, whether it is life or death, must catch her, and those who live will be rewarded, and those who die will be rewarded. ”

"Why?!, Patchouli, she said so?"

"Well, I guess Miss Reimu knows about it, ah, she's here. ”

Ragnar looked at the figure in the distance, the speed like a hurricane, and the sparkling eyes, the red and white armpit witch suit, black hair, and the big red bow, Ragnar smiled and said, "It seems that Miss Reimu is very greedy for money, but I didn't expect this matter to be exposed, so good luck, Miss Marisa." ”

"Wow! If Reimu goes berserk, no one will be able to beat her! Yes, I'm sorry Ragnar-kun! As long as you help me get rid of Reimu, I promise I won't come to steal books in the future!"

"Really?"

Ragnar looked incredulous.

"Really, really! Hurry up, Ragnar-kun, Reimu will be here soon!"

Looking at Marisa's tearful eyes and her pitiful face, Ragnar sighed.

"Okay...... I'm going to send Miss Reimu away, you can leave quickly......"

Marisa was overjoyed, and after saying goodbye to Ragnar, she quickly rode away on the broomstick, and Ragnar looked at Marisa flying like a racing car, and touched her forehead helplessly.

"Next...... It's time to entrust ......"

Reimu landed slowly, looked around, his eyes were still shining in the shape of a golden $, scanning Marisa's presence like a human flesh search machine, but there was no trace of Marisa except for Ragnar standing next to the iron gate, Reimu walked in the direction where Ragnar was standing, and shouted to him, "Ragnar!

"Black and White Mouse...... It seems that Miss Reimu, you have fallen for money......"

"As long as someone gives me money, I'm willing to do anything, as long as it's not too much. ”

"Really...... How about I give 10 million and you give me a baby?"

Reimu was startled for a moment, then blushed and said, "Eh......? It's okay too...... But you're responsible for my three meals a day, child support, milk powder money, and ......."

"Okay, okay, okay! I'm kidding! If someone really asks you to have a baby, I guess that person is going to go bankrupt......"

Ragnar wiped the cold sweat from his head and said tremblingly, "I didn't see Miss Marisa...... Well, I do know some clues. ”

"Where??!"

Reimu's eyes grew brighter and brighter, as if they were about to overtake the sun, flashing so hard that Ragnar almost blinded her "dog's eyes".

"Ahem...... Eyes, Miss Reimu...... Your eyes ......"

Ragnar stopped Reimu's super laser, touched his chin and said, "I remember a little youkai told me that there was a black and white mouse around here that picked a lot of colorful mushrooms and went to that place. ”

Ragnar pointed to the northwest of the Red Devil Pavilion, where there was indeed a forest, although Ragnar didn't know what the hell that forest was.

"Are you talking about there! Is she really there?"

Reimu shouted at Ragnar's face without restraint, and Ragnar, who was sprayed with saliva, twitched the corners of his eyes, then took out a tissue from his pocket and wiped it while saying, "Yes...... Then I'm done with what I need to say, you can go get her......"

"Yo Si, Marisa, you're waiting for me! I'll get you back and get a reward!

"It's really ruthless...... I'm sorry Miss Marisa...... It's for the revenge that you almost shot me to death on the day of the ball...... Now we don't owe each other...... I hope to meet you again, on the other side...... Hehehe. ”

Looking at where Marisa was, Ragnar smiled evilly.

"The commission is complete, we have to go to dinner...... I don't know what's wrong with Miss Hong Meiling......"

At this time, the Forest of Mist-Hong Meiling was lying on the ground foaming at the mouth, still holding a half-eaten mushroom in her hand, and said vaguely:

"Who's going to save me...... I'm going to starve to death......"