Chapter Twenty-Four: Lala La Demacia
This chapter is excessive and foreshadowing, in order to rationalize the plot below, it is not that the protagonist wants to transform. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info estimates that this chapter will cause discussion, so I will explain it deliberately!!
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After Liu Siyu, Chen Chichi and Xiao Ran added friends to each other, they went offline with baby.
They are all stars, with endless announcements and endless scenes, and it is impossible to have time to play games on the Internet all the time.
After saying goodbye to them, Xiao Ran was also a little tired, closed the game, and started talking nonsense with everyone.
"Kunshen, go on, rush to the king, I'm optimistic about you."
"Keep going, don't stop!!"
"Forget it, it's okay to let the anchor rest, after all, there have been so many fights."
"Kunshen, let's go to Hanbok to do the stick."
After Xiao Ran saw this news, his eyes rolled, this is a good idea.
Whether it is the original world or this parallel world, there is one thing that has not changed, and that is that South Korea is still dominant in LOL.
And Fick, the big demon king, is also standing at the top of lol.
If you can kill Fick alone, then your worship value will not go crazy?
Xiao Ran's chicken is frozen!
Just do it, Xiao Ran began to download the Hanbok client.
"Damn, Kunshen, are you really going to enter Hanbok?"
"Anchor, take one step at a time, let's put the national uniform on the king first."
"No, no, no, I want to watch the anchor resist South Korea, and quickly poison Hanbok."
"Come on! Let's rule the hanbok!! ”
"Hanbok players, get ready to tremble, my Kunshen is not only extraordinary, but also lucky, and all the opposite sides of the headwind game are dropped."
"Sit and watch the king of South Korea drop the line, and the anchor leans on the opposite side to reach the top of the Hanbok!!"
“6666666666!!!”
Xiao Ran cleared his throat and said: "Don't argue, Hanbok, is my first goal, and then servers such as Europe, the United States, and Australia, all of which are kings, and I want to let e-sports players all over the world know that Huaxia is the first!" ”
"6666, but Kunshen, according to your download speed, it will take twenty years to conquer Hanbok."
Xiao Ran was stunned for a moment, and then looked at the progress bar of the download.
It's so embarrassing that the progress bar is a little slow.
How slow?
It's almost no different from not moving!!
"Can the anchor not be mentally retarded, can you download it after hanging up an agent?"
"6666, the anchor should go to the Internet café, it's faster than you are at home."
"Kunshen, I have already called a colleague for you, opened a 1000 megabit network speed, and immediately provided door-to-door service services."
"Puff puff! Hello, please open the door, I'm the one who picks up the internet speed. ”
"Oh, you're the one who picks up the internet speed? My sewer is broken, can you fix it for me? ”
"Gestures, beauty, take me there."
"Right here, people's sewers are full of water, what should I do?"
"Don't worry, I'll help you block it."
"Upstairs 666666! It's a new generation of demon kings. ”
"I'll give full marks for this yellow joke."
"Hey, hey, hey! It's a network cable, not a sewer. ”
"Sewers, 66666666! The sewers are going to be on fire. ”
“2333333。”
"You can ask the girl in the future, that, your sewer is leaking, do you need me to help you plug it! Hahahaha! ”
Since ancient times, betta fish have been promiscuous, and Xiao Ran has to admire these people.
After the audience was talking to each other for a while, suddenly someone started asking again.
"The anchor is about to work, since he doesn't play games, sing us a song."
"Yes, yes, are you an anchor or are we anchors, without saying a word, and stretching out to lie down Ge You, are you lying down and counting money?"
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The live broadcast room was boiling, and they all began to concentrate their firepower to make Xiao Ran sing.
Sing?
Can singing stop me?
I think that in the original world, Xiao Ran was mixed with food stalls, and he was also a food stall singer!
What the?
You don't know about food stall singers?
To put it simply, in order to attract customers, where you have a string in summer, you will get some equipment to find someone to sing.
Xiao Ran's appearance fee in the original world starts at 300 a night!
"Sing, come, who's afraid of whom!" Xiao Ran said majestically and domineeringly.
"After playing the game and singing, Kunshen is mighty and domineering."
"Hey, Kunshen can actually sing, what kind of song can he sing?"
"Sing a song."
"Kunshen, please have a song, my love for your injury."
"Kunshen, let's hurt each other with a song."
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Xiao Ran looked at the songs everyone ordered, and his head was full of black lines.
It's all a god's song, and I've never heard it before.
The songs of this world are completely different from my original world!!
Xiao Ran coughed embarrassedly, then took the microphone and said in a flickering voice: "In addition to playing games, I often write some songs blindly, let me sing the original song for you." ”
"Since everyone is a friend, then I'll have a funny Demacia song for everyone."
After speaking, Xiao Ran began to sing funny.
Lala de Macia
La-la-la-la
Lala de Macia
La-la-la-la
Masturbating the sword saint stealing tower
Masturbation, the barbarian king opened up again
Masturbation, masturbation, Ash's
People didn't shoot themselves and died
The monkey is real or fake
Masturbating and stroking airborne Sparta
Pick up the blind monk and catch the blind
Weapon master a pick
Masturbating and stroking Nunu is empty
The widow is gone
Masturbation, Mastication
The grass is the real home
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"Haha, the grass is the real home, Kunshen 6666!!"
"I'm Grass Conglun, specializing in those vegetables who poke their faces into the grass."
"Ash cums, so shy......"
"Kunshen, you're so dirty, Ash is a girl, how do you?"
"Don't get dirty, don't you think the anchor's voice is good, although it's a funny song, it's really good!"
"Yes, yes, the anchor will do it again!"
"The anchor has a love song!"
"Yes, yes, yes, does the anchor have original love songs, we still have to listen to them!!"
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Xiao Ran just casually sang a funny song to liven up the atmosphere in the live broadcast room, but what he didn't expect was that the worship value began to soar again.
The time of a song has risen by more than 10,000 worship points.
Although it can't be compared to the dazzling operation in the masturbation, don't forget, this is just a funny song.
What if it were really a love song......
Xiao Ran thinks you can give it a try!
"Okay, okay, then I'll sing another original song."
After speaking, Xiao Ran quickly searched in his mind.
The people who watch the live broadcast are basically not very old, and they don't have a soundtrack, so they must choose songs that can be sung a cappella and can also capture young people.
Soon, Xiao Ran's eyes lit up.
That's it!