Chapter 261: Don't even give me five hundred dollars

looked at Zhong Shenxiu, his eyes were fiery and said: "Little brother, I have changed my mind, as long as you come to the house, I will not charge! No, I don't know if there is no charge, I still post you 500 yuan every month, what do you think?"

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Li Yu said: "If you have a house to live in, you can still earn five hundred yuan for nothing every month, Zhong Shenxiu, hurry up and agree!"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Brother Li, do you have such a cheating friend?"

"Yes, in front of you. ”

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Zhong Shenxiu took a deep breath and got up suddenly.

"That's it! I'm not renting it!"

Get up angrily.

Li Yu's face was serious, looked at Zhong Shenxiu's back, and said: "I didn't even say the word 'Xiaosheng', it seems that Zhong Shenxiu is really angry this time." ”

Zhong Shenxiu, who was standing at the door, almost fell when he heard this.

Jiaojiao cried and shouted: "Take the pulse with the little brother! Don't go! It's a big deal, let's follow the normal process, and the monthly salary is five hundred." ”

Zhong Shenxiu stopped and said, "Do you want to bring water and electricity?"

"Belt. ”

"Then let's go. ”

"Wait! ”

"In that case, Xiaosheng should stay. ”

Li Yu shook his head and sighed, Zhong Shenxiu, he is still too thin-skinned, if he is replaced......

Hmph, don't talk about renting a house, the owner of this house will be his own on the same day.

After happily ending the chat, Zhong Shenxiu impatiently went to the second floor.

"From today on, this is Xiaosheng's cave mansion!"

"I'll go, such a poor and sour cave, do you need me to get you something better?"

"No thanks. ”

"No need, why do you say thank you......"

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Jiaojiao smiled: "Pity little brother, how about it, this house is good, right?"

Zhong Shenxiu's face was full of joy and said, "Well, the topography of the house, feng shui, are all one. ”

Jiaojiao said blankly: "Topography, feng shui, what are you talking about?"

Li Yu said secretly on the side: "He used to be a magic stick, specializing in fortune-telling pits on a fortune-telling street, and later changed his career to sell strings of incense." ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Brother Li, I heard that!!Besides, you were also telling fortunes on that street!!"

"The two of us are different fortune tellers, I am for my dreams, and you are for survival. ”

Zhong Shenxiu looked at Jiaojiao and said, "Jiaojiao girl, I have rented this house, this is this month's rent, and I will definitely hand it over to you on time next month." ”

"It's okay, it's okay, it's the little things. ”

Li Yu was upset and said, "Why are you ignoring me? Think you can pretend not to hear by ignoring me? No, I want to talk about it!"

"What are you talking about, go to the side, little brother, let's discuss the philosophical topic of life!"

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"By the way, little brother, why do you want to rent a house on the second floor?

The corners of Zhong Shenxiu's mouth twitched, glanced at Li Yu on the side, and hurriedly shook his head.

Li Yu said unhappily: "What do you see me doing?"

Jiaojiao said curiously: "Hey, then little brother, why do you want to rent a house on the second floor?

Zhong Shenxiu said: "Because the location on the second floor is the best, and the cultivation speed is the fastest. ”

"Cultivation?speed?"

Li Yu hurriedly coughed twice, scaring Zhong Shenxiu into a cold sweat.

"Little brother, you see this room is too messy, why don't I help you clean it up first?"

"You don't need to trouble the banana girl, Xiaosheng can come by himself. ”

Li Yu lay on the sofa, watched TV and said: "That's it, everyone says that one person is fine, so don't make trouble." ”

"What right do you have to say about me! You undisciplined fellow! You lazy man! Doesn't your conscience hurt to watch your little brother work while you lie on the sofa and rest?"

"No, my conscience is happy. ”

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Li Yu sighed and said, "Alas, forget it, for the sake of us being friends, I'll help you clean it up." ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Thank you Ao. ”

"You're welcome. ”

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That's how the daylight passed.

Li Yu woke up from his dream and said, "What about people, sleep on your numb skin......, hey!

Zhong Shenxiu woke up from his dream and said, "Hmm, hmm, what's the situation?"

He just managed to take the banana girl away with a reason, and it was not easy for someone to get to sleep.

But not long after lying down, he was woken up by Li Yu.

His face was full of resentment.

Li Yu said: "Zhong Shenxiu, I'm doing it for your good!"

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"Yes, I can speak English!"

"Don't get off the hook!"

"We all dream like this, when we close our eyes and open them, we feel as if we have just laid down, and then one night passes. It's the same with you, in fact, you've been sleeping for a long time, and it's not good for your body to be asleep all the time, so I just woke you up, I'm taking pictures for your health!"

"I thank you!"

"You're welcome, anyway, it's late at night, are you hi or not?"

"I can't get up. ”

"I'm asking, will you be able to come out of the stall today?"

Hearing this, Zhong Shenxiu suddenly came to his senses.

"Out, out, of course!"

"Little brother, open the door, I'm a banana. ”

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When Jiaojiao took out the spare key to open the door, he found that there was no one in the room.

I was stunned.

Then he looked at the half-open window, gritted his teeth, and said, "Damn! It must be that uncle who broke my little brother!"

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After leaving, the two returned to the familiar night market street.

"Boss, you're here!"

"Without your skewers to eat, I'm going to die soon!"

"I'll be the first!"

Seeing this picture, Zhong Shenxiu pretended to be calm and said: "Everyone, calm down, calm down, although I know that my strings of incense are delicious, but please keep your senses." ”

Li Yu said: "666, isn't this the credit for the powder that my spirit stone hits is added?"

Zhong Shenxiu was suddenly deflated.

"Little brother, sure enough, you're here!" Jiaojiao's expression was not what I expected.

Li Yu said: "Do you want to buy a string of incense?

"Don't buy it!"

"If you don't buy it, you'll have to queue up! Otherwise, what do you think of so many people in front of you?"

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I did not care about the banana banana in the tail.

In the past few days, Zhong Shenxiu's strings of incense have completely become famous in this night market street.

Now the night market street, who doesn't know, a young man sells a string of skewers of fragrance is a must, keep you eat once and want to eat a second time!

Therefore, the people who come to buy the strings of incense can be described as endless.

Originally, there was only Zhong Shenxiu here, so in terms of the speed of selling, it was slightly slower, and many people queued up for a long time, but they still couldn't wait for the string of incense.

And now that Li Yu is here, the speed of the two can be said to have doubled!