Li Yu smiled and said, "Sister Liu, how much do you think it is appropriate for us to sell such a mask?"

"Before that, I want to ask, brother, do you only have this kind of mask? Do you have the kind of beauty that is not so strong, and the effect is only one-tenth of this at most?"

Li Yu was stunned and said, "Yes, yes, but what are you asking it for?"

"You can take it out first. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"Oh. As he spoke, he exchanged for 1 mask with a forced value, I don't know if this mask is not very effective, the price is very cheap in the system, and 1 mask can be exchanged for 10,000 pieces.

Took out one.

Of course, this effect is not very good, and it is only the system.

If you get the earth, it will kill the so-called international brands on the earth in seconds.

"Yes, that's it. Liu Siyu's eyes lit up.

"Sister Liu, you haven't told me yet, okay, no, what does the bad exchange mean?"

Liu Siyu said: "Brother, are you stupid, such a good mask, have you ever thought about what the consequences will be if you get it on the market?"

"What consequences?"

"First of all, it's a global sensation, countless reporters are flocking here, and my sister and I will soon become a billionaire and reach the pinnacle of life, think about it, it's a little exciting...... Ahem, no, once this mask becomes famous, it will attract attention!

You may not understand the description of the mask, so let's take a smartphone as an example. Originally, the mobile phones on the market were all ten-core CPUs with 6GB memory.

As a result, suddenly one day, a performance monster with a 100-core CPU and 60GB of memory suddenly appeared on the market, you say, will this attract the attention of the state?"

Li Yu was stunned and said, "Sister Liu, it's really true when you say that." ”

"Right~"

Li Yu touched his chin and said, "It turns out that Sister Liu thinks about the problem so deeply, I thought it was Sister Liu that you want to swallow it privately." ”

Liu Siyu was stunned and said embarrassedly: "How is it possible...... Well, even if my sister has such thoughts, this... This... How can things between sisters and brothers be called private swallowing... It's called sibling love. ”

"666, love between sister and brother. ”

Liu Siyu sneered lightly and said, "What, can't it?"

"Okay, of course. ”

"And we're going to leave this mask like this?"

Liu Siyu stroked her hair and said, "Just put it first, the reverse mask doesn't have long legs, and I can't run." ”

Li Yu stared at Liu Siyu and was embarrassed to stare at Liu Siyu.

Blushing, he said, "You... What do you think I'm doing?"

"Oh~It's okay, it's okay~~"

Liu Siyu said: "Ahem, so, we can't sell these high-end beauty masks for the time being, and those low-end masks have a worse beautification effect, but they are stronger than those international brand masks, so the beauty salon will focus on this mask in the future." ”

"Yes. ”

"Moreover, every once in a while, we can also do something to upgrade and innovate, upgrade from defective 1.0 to defective 2.0, and make a lot of money for her. Liu Siyu's eyes glowed strangely, as if she saw a golden avenue beckoning to her.

"Old driver, I'll serve. ”

Li Yu admired: "Sister Liu, it's really his loss that Ma Yun didn't hire you." ”

"Well, of course. ”

"By the way, brother, how much stock do you have of this mask?"

"Well, there's a lot of stock. ”

"That's good, brother, you can take out a thousand first. ”

"A thousand is enough?"

"Well, sister, I'll see the effect first, I'll ask you if it's not enough. ”

"Okay, I'm getting a meal ticket. Sister Liu, you close your eyes first. ”

"Uh-huh. Liu Siyu obediently closed her eyes, but suddenly, she opened her eyes again.

"Hmph, brother, your secret is going to be seen through by my sister...... Hey, the mask has already been taken, so fast?"

Li Yu said proudly: "Of course, I'm a magician!"

Liu Siyu was surprised, and then a little depressed. This younger brother hates it to death, and he puts a secret in front of him, but he deliberately doesn't let people see it, and his heart is itching to death.

"By the way, Sister Liu, how much do we price this mask?"

Liu Siyu stretched out two fingers.

"Two hundred?"

Liu Siyu chuckled: "Two thousand." ”

Li Yu was surprised: "Sister Liu, you sell a mask for 2,000? Are you sure it's one?"

Liu Siyu smiled: "Of course, brother, don't you know, generally people who come to our beauty salon for beauty are rich people." Sister, I often hear anyone say that his husband is a businessman and a big official, especially rich.

Think about it, what kind of businessman can have so much money to let his woman out of the house? That must be a profiteer!

What kind of official can have so much money to let his woman come out and lose? That must be a corrupt official!

So we're going to have to hit the ...... hard No, it's for the people! We're doing it for the people!"

"666, no problem. ”

"So, here's the problem, an ordinary mask sells for 2,000 yuan, and a thousand copies are two million, Sister Liu, what about the money?"

Liu Siyu's smile stopped, and said, "Eh, this, brother, you also know that our store is small and our funds are not rich, so we can't get such a large amount." Moreover, how can you sell it to me at the selling price of the beauty salon, so that my sister will not make any money.

So you see...... Shall we calculate it according to the commission?"

Li Yu thought for a while and said, "It's okay, then Sister Liu, how much money do you plan to share with me if you sell a mask?"

Liu Siyu's smile stopped, and said, "Eh, what kind of money are our sisters and brothers talking about, and we have more shares, or else, Yicheng?"

"Okay, I'm leaving. ”

"Don't!"

Li Yu stopped with a lewd smile on his face that I expected.

Liu Siyu bit her teeth, damn it, this little bastard!

"Fifty percent! We're half a point!"

Li Yu looked at the ceiling and said, "Eh, this, Sister Liu, you must know that this mask is only available to me in the world, but there are as many beauty salons as you want." ”

"You...... Little bastard, he even learned to threaten his sister!

"Eh, why is it so hot here, why don't I go next door and cool off?"

"Seventy percent!"

"I was so thirsty, I went out to buy water. ”

"Eighty percent! No more, you don't have to think about it!"

"I forgot to turn off the gas when I went out. ”

"Damn!!Ninety percent! It's all right! Sister can't give you money upside down!" Liu Siyu gritted her teeth, her face full of unwillingness.

Li Yu smiled, smiled happily, and said, "Okay, then we will make a decision, Sister Liu, it is not easy to see that you make money, you are nine and I are one, so it is decided." ”

Liu Siyu gritted her teeth and said, "Little bastard, you also know that my sister and I can't make money...... Wait, I'm nine you?"

Liu Siyu was stunned.

Li Yu said: "Yes, is there any problem?"

In an instant, Liu Siyu's heart seemed to be melted, and the previous dissatisfaction and grievances disappeared at once, and her heart was moved.

"I ......" came to his lips, but he didn't know what to say.

Li Yu stood up, waved his hand and said, "Okay, it's not too early, I'll leave first." ”

Liu Siyu watched Li Yu leave, covered her chest with one hand, and muttered: "Damn little bastard, it's not enough to play with my sister's body, I even have to play with my sister's heart......"

……

After leaving, Li Yu fell into a state of idleness.

After thinking about it, let's go eat first.

Nuwa makes up for the sky, and bullfrogs make up for the kidneys.

Seeing the couplet hanging at the door of a small shop, Li Yu was also drunk.

"I'm tired, boss, you're going to heaven!"

"Young man, are you eating?" said the owner, laughing in the shop.

Li Yu was stunned and said, "Don't eat! My kidneys are fine!"

The boss smiled and said, "It's true, but eating my bullfrog can make your kidneys better!"

The boss emphasized the word "again".

"So6? Okay, I'm going to take a look. ”

I walked into the restaurant and said, "What signature dishes do you have here?"

"Our signature dish here is bullfrog. ”

"Ah, bullfrog!? Niu Niu is so cute, how do you eat Niu Niu. ”

The boss couldn't help but laugh and said, "Young man, bullfrogs are frogs." ”

"Frogs are so ugly, how do you eat frogs. ”

The boss couldn't cry and laughed, and said, "Young man, you are really interesting, so let's order a bullfrog, and I will give you a 20% discount." ”

"Okay, let's go. ”

"Oh, okay!"

At present, there are not many people in the store, and Li Yu casually found an empty position. In front of him, there was also a young man sitting, with a delicate face, and at first glance he was a scholar.

Not far away, there were a few thugs with colorful hair, smoking and drinking, and shouting and swearing.

Everyone nearby frowned.

After a while, a customer came in, holding a mobile phone, as if he was live broadcasting.

"Welcome to watch Brother Jun's daily life!"

Li Yu looked at him more because of curiosity.

Brother Jun immediately snorted coldly and said, "What are you looking at!?"

Li Yu sneered and continued to play with his phone.

Brother Jun thought that it was his domineering that scared the other party, and his face was full of arrogance.

Suddenly, the boss came over and walked to the side of the weak man with a bullfrog.

"Hello, you ordered the bullfrog. ”

Suddenly, Brother Jun's eyes lit up, and he seemed to have found a target, and said, "Brothers, the gifts are ready, Brother Jun is going to start pretending." ”

“666.”

"Brother Jun is going to pretend to be forced. ”

"Which guy is going to be unlucky?"

Brother Jun walked to the side of the young man with a delicate face and said, "Boss, look, I'm on the live broadcast now, can you give me this dish first?"

"This ......," the boss immediately looked embarrassed.

Brother Jun said: "Boss, don't worry, I am a well-known anchor on the Dou Cricket website, as long as you give me this dish first, I will help your store advertise, and as soon as you advertise, your store will be completely popular." ”

"This ...... There has to be a first-come-first-served thing...... Why don't you ask this young man?"

Brother Jun immediately looked at him, showing his muscles seemingly indifferently, and said, "This little brother, what do you think?"

And his live barrage immediately brushed up a row of 666.

"666, Brother Jun began to pretend again. ”

"Brother Jun's ability to pretend to be forced has reached the point of perfection. ”

"666 I took it. ”

"I bet this guy must have coaxed. ”

"Of course, you didn't look at him as a little victim, and you definitely didn't dare to refuse Brother Jun. ”

Of course, there are newcomers who come in for the first time.

"Why do you talk like that, he bullies people and has a reason?"

"New here, right? You don't understand, this is Brother Jun's live broadcast method, Brother Jun is relying on pretending to be forced to earn popularity. Don't pretend to force anyone's to look at him. ”

"That's it, we like to watch the military brother pretend. ”

"Love to see, don't look at it!"

At the same moment, Li Yu had already locked the man's mobile phone with his divine sense, and when he saw those barrages, he had an extremely strange expression on his face.

The weak man looked helpless and said, "Both... Since it's a brother who speaks... Then let my brother go......"

"Brother Tai?" Brother Jun was stunned.

"Brother Tai?666, which era did you travel back into? ”

"666, is there something wrong with the swishing speech?"

“666”

Brother Jun smiled, didn't care about him so much, and said, "Good brother, thank you." Then he took the food and walked away.

The weak man looked helpless and aggrieved, and said, "Just trouble the boss to make another one." ”

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say. The boss shook his head, sighed and left.

Li Yu walked over at this time and said, "Dude, I see that he bullies you so much, why don't I help you get angry?"

The weak man immediately showed a surprised expression and said, "Brother Tai, thank you for your kindness, but by all means, even if you and I add up, we may not be that Brother Tai...... The opponent of the strong. ”

"666 strong man, ahem, you think too much, and I didn't say I wanted to fight him. I'll just ask you, do you want to be angry?"

"This ...... I think I want to...... But ......"

"No, I can help you, of course it's not the way to fight, and of course he can't beat me. ”

The weak man paused and said, "This ...... Xiaosheng thanked Brother Tai for his kindness, but this matter has nothing to do with Brother Tai after all......"

Li Yu said with a serious face: "How can people in my generation watch injustices happen in the world?"

"Brother Tai ......" The weak man was moved all of a sudden.

And Li Yu's sincere words are: "What a good moment to pretend to be forced, I feel uncomfortable if I don't pretend to force me for a day." ”

"Yes...... How can Brother Tai help Xiaosheng?"

"Don't worry, let me ask you first, what's your name?"

"Xiaosheng? It's a shame to say that Xiaosheng hasn't even introduced himself, Xiaosheng's name is Zhong Shenxiu, creating Zhong Shenxiu, Yin and Yang cut the dawn, when my father named Xiaosheng, it was with such a beautiful meaning. ”

"Zhong Shenxiu, so delicate?"

Zhong Shenxiu said helplessly: "Many of Xiaosheng's good friends have also said this about Xiaosheng. ”

"By the way, brother, you said that you want to help Xiaosheng, so what are you going to do?"

Li Yu smiled: "Believe it or not, if I walked over and scolded him, not only will he not be angry, but he will laugh like a fool." ”

Zhong Shenxiu was dumbfounded and said, "This... It can't be... That brother...... Although the strong man has developed limbs and is simple-minded... But after all...... I'm not a fool......"

"666, 666, I'll obey you when it comes to scolding. Don't worry, wait for me!" Li Yu walked over.

Brother Jun was originally on the live broadcast, and when he saw someone coming, he glanced at Li Yu a few times and said, "Something?"

Li Yu stared at the plate of uneaten bullfrogs on the table and shouted, "I'll get my bullfrogs!"

"What!?" Brother Jun was stunned for a moment, then became angry, and slapped the case, "Fart! That's the bullfrog I paid for!"

"666, does anyone dare to trouble Brother Jun?"

"Brother Jun is going crazy!"

"Brother Jun, fuck it!"

Li Yu said: "Don't worry, I have evidence." ”

This sentence made Brother Jun stunned for a moment, and said, "Evidence, what evidence do you have?"

Li Yu said: "I can talk to this plate of bullfrogs! If I speak, it will talk back." ”

"What?" Brother Jun was stunned, "Boy, do you have something wrong with your brain, if you can't do it, you can go to the hospital first." ”

Li Yu said: "What if I can?"

Brother Jun laughed, laughing very loudly, and said, "If you can, I will kneel down on the spot and sing conquest and call your father!"

Li Yu also smiled, smiled very happily, and said, "Okay!"

"Let's start, why don't you start, aren't you cowardly?" said Brother Jun with a smile.

Li Yu took a deep breath, and suddenly pointed at the bullfrog and scolded: "Draft, you fool, you have the ability to stand up for Lao Tzu!"

Suddenly, the whole hotel suddenly fell silent, and everyone gasped,, this person is crazy, even such a muscular man dares to scold?

Zhong Shenxiu also gasped, oh my God, how can this brother not be afraid of heaven and earth, and anyone dares to scold!

The boss also took a breath, but he was more worried about how the two would end up fighting for a while.

However, at this moment, Brother Jun suddenly laughed, still laughing heartily while slapping the table.

, haha,, this thing is talking to a frog!

Is this thing sick in the brain?

Brother Jun laughed out of breath, and he didn't even have time to look at the barrage on his mobile phone.

Seeing this scene, everyone in the hotel was stunned.

What's wrong with you, people still laugh when you scold you, laugh at your sister, laugh at your sister, are you a masochist?

Li Yu's face was full of anger, and he said: "Laugh at your uncle! If you have the ability, you get up! You get up! Lao Tzu will kill you!"

"Haha... Hahahahaha...... "Brother Jun laughed even more."

"Are you stupid?"

"Are you sick in the head?"

"You're retarded!"

The whole hotel was in an uproar.

"This muscular guy is actually a masochist, and the more people scold him, the more excited he gets. ”

"Well, quite possibly. ”

"No, it's possible that he was retarded in the first place?"

Suddenly, Li Yu sighed and said, "Alas, I'm sorry, this brother, it seems that I recognized the bullfrog by mistake, and I will invite you to dinner another day, so I will leave first." ”

After speaking, he pulled Zhong Shenxiu, who looked confused, and left the hotel.

Pretending to be forced to run, it's so exciting.

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 5 points for pretending to be forced. ”

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 5 points for pretending to be forced. ”

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 5 points for pretending to be forced. ”

……

Zhong Shenxiu's face was sluggish, and after a while, he exclaimed with an incredible expression: "Brother Tai, how did you do it just now?"

Li Yu showed a mysterious smile and said, "Secret." ”

"Ding, the system prompts that the host Li Yu pretends to be successful, and rewards 1 point for pretending to be forced. ”

Zhong Shenxiu showed a look of adoration on his face.

Suddenly, the thugs from the hotel chased after them.

One of them was full of surprise, but there was disdain in the surprise, and said, "That kid, how did you do it just now?"

Li Yu smiled and said: "Actually, that person is a mentally retarded, as long as he is scolded, he will be very happy, I don't believe you can try." ”

"Impossible!"

"How can there be such people in the world!"

"No, let's try?"

So the thugs returned to the hotel, and boldly walked over, saying, "Grass...... Are you mentally retarded?"

Brother Jun was furious and said, "Draft uncle! Dare to scold your grandfather! Today, grandpa will let you know why chrysanthemums are so red!"

Immediately there was a scream like killing a pig in the hotel.

ps: 5,000 words for recommendation.