Chapter 138: Heavenly Court Old Driver
"The old driver took me, I'm going to Kunming..."
Zhang Zichen carried his hands behind his back, swaggering on the road paved with colorful clouds, and couldn't help humming this popular song in the south of the colorful clouds.
The star officer on duty looked at the back of the Jade Emperor boss and felt a little sore, he didn't understand why this not very good country folk ballad made Comrade Jade Emperor sing so happily.
Where would the pure star officer on duty understand the meaning of the old driver, he naturally didn't know why Zhang Zichen was so happy.
At this moment, Zhang Zichen also felt a little proud in his heart, this time it was really a coincidence, although he encountered the domestic violence of Lei Gongdian's mother, but he also achieved a small goal of heaven this time.
Unlike the liquefied gas that sold alchemy to Lao Jun, Zhang Zichen brought more fresh consumer goods for pleasure in the world this time.
Top immortals like Sanqing and Siyu are naturally not among these consumer customers of hedonic consumer goods, but immortals such as Nezha and Lei Gong are not necessarily.
Even if the Dao heart is firm when cultivating immortals, but after being bored in the heavenly court for many years, even immortals will feel bored and depressed.
And Zhang Zichen just wants to take them to have fun, of course, this kind of fun comes at a price.
"Xiaoxing, just find a place to clean up the house, let's open a Tianting convenience store, in the future, when I am not there, you will be the store manager here, at least you can earn a lot of aura!"
Returning to the Jade Emperor's dormitory, Haotian Palace, Zhang Zichen looked at the star officer on duty and smiled.
Although the star officer on duty didn't understand what the convenience store ordered by the Jade Emperor was, he did not discount the execution of Zhang Zichen's order, and soon went down to prepare to clean up a palace that was not commonly used by the Heavenly Court.
"Hmph, I don't believe you guys wouldn't like the gifts I brought!"
Zhang Zichen lay on the dragon bed, his hands pillowed behind his head, and his eyes stared at the hazy gauze tent hanging above his head, smiling meaningfully.
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At this moment, Lei Gong's home.
The electric mother Xin closed the door tightly, and with a red face, she took out the box containing the translucent tulle, and took out the black thing with the annotation of silk stockings from it.
The doors and windows have been locked by the electric mother, and there is not a trace of cracks.
The electric mother glanced at the black stockings in front of her with a red face, with peach blossoms on her face, and spring water under her eyes, like a shy child who is a young man.
After a long time, the electric mother finally blushed and gritted her teeth, untied the Yunjin Palace skirt in the bedroom, and then rolled up the stockings from the belt to the toes with her hands according to the instructions, and then slowly spread them gently from the toes to the ankles and calves.
When she finished all this, looking at the seductive legs outlined by the black silk, the electric mother couldn't help but cover her face shyly, and at the same time there was some pride and vague expectation in her heart, as if she couldn't wait to show her beauty and sexiness to her man.
On the other side, Lei Gong Lao Xin hid in a corner of his Lei Gong mansion, and sneakily took out the human book with pictures given to him by Jade Emperor Zhang Zichen from his arms.
The cover of this book is very smooth, and unlike the gongbi drawings that Lao Xin has seen before, the pictures in this book look exactly like real people, without a single color drawn in ink, and it looks as if the soul of a beautiful woman is really imprisoned in the paper.
The beautiful woman in the painting has a seductive figure, and the makeup on her face is beautiful and sexy, this is a charming and natural stunner, and no man can not be aroused by the most primitive instincts.
The most important thing is that most of the pictures of beautiful women in this book are only wearing clothes in critical places, and some of them are naked, which makes Lao Xin blushing and holding his hands at the same time, and his eyes are reluctant to leave from it for a moment.
Lao Xin didn't have any thoughts of betraying his own lady, but he inevitably committed the common problem of men, that is, he always did not hesitate to show admiration for all beautiful women, of course, this beauty is more about the beauty of the figure.
How could the old-fashioned Lao Xin ever see this kind of picture, he only had pictographic drawings and murals in his time, and he had never even seen a picture of the Spring Palace, let alone this kind of beautiful woman's photo, and his face was red and his mouth was dry.
"Lao Xin, where are you?"
Hearing the voice of the lady Xin, Lei Gong immediately seemed to be electrocuted, and hurriedly lifted a stone from the rockery, and then conjured up a piece of splendor, wrapped the album and hid it under the rock.
He didn't dare to put this thing on his body, in case his own lady found out, this beauty picture would definitely be burned by her.
"Alas, girl, I'm coming!"
Lei Gong Lao Xin agreed from afar, but suddenly felt that something was wrong, the lady called him this time with a tender voice, indescribably soft and sweet, not at all as fierce as usual.
When things go wrong, there must be demons, which made Lao Xin can't help muttering in his heart, the lady's sudden change of attitude is likely to have a big move behind it.
Lao Xin pinched a handful of sweat in his palms, but the lady's call did not dare not go, so he had to enter the bedroom with anxiety.
The moment he entered the bedroom, the door behind him was closed by a gust of wind, which made Lao Xin feel sorry again, and said that his own lady would not come to close the door and beat the dog, right?
But the next moment he didn't think so, because his mind was completely blank, and the scene in front of him made him can't believe that what he saw was real.
Lao Xin saw his lady lying on her side on the bed, holding her cheeks with her hands, and glancing at him for a moment with a pair of makeup-made beautiful eyes, with countless autumn waves under her eyes.
Moreover, this goblin actually lifted the palace skirt halfway, revealing her calves and a round thigh, she was wearing pants on her legs that were not like pants and socks like socks, although it looked awkward, but it was so charming under the glass candlelight, which made Lao Xin's dry mouth feel hit again.
Looking at the beauty under the lamp, I didn't see three points drunk, not to mention that the electric mother had obtained the secret weapon of the world, which made Lao Xin seem to return to the excited night when he just got married, how long has this feeling not been, but at this moment, it has returned again.
Lao Xin no longer had the superfluous idea of the lady deceiving in his mind at this moment, because he was like a stunned young man at the moment, he purred in his throat, and he couldn't wait to pounce on his own lady on the bed.
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The immortals of the heavenly court soon discovered an astonishing change, Lei Gong Lao Xin's family status at home seemed to have risen suddenly, and the hot temper of the electric mother Xin seemed to be much less, this pair of immortal couples who had staged domestic violence all day long in the past seemed to have undergone a rebirth at the same time, just like a newlywed couple, good honey and oil, without even a word of quarrel.
This incredible change aroused the curiosity of many immortals, and many other immortal couples who were emotionally confused asked the couple of Lei Gongdian in private.
The electric mother blushed and told the goddesses that the Jade Emperor had something called silk stockings, which could enhance his beauty and make his men vibrant.
And Lei Gong looked at the group of male immortals beside him with sad faces with the mysterious smile of an old driver, and slowly took out a golden book from his arms and said:
"Go to Your Majesty, he will give you the benefits you need!"