Auditorium.

"Judges?"

"That's it, the final is over."

"Okay, the score has been counted."

"I announce that the winner of this year's Beijing Couplet Competition is...... Teacher Zhang Ye"

With the host's voice, the audience below broke out into warm applause, and there were screams and cheers, and the following was very lively. Even in the position of the contestants next to the rostrum, many contestants from the Federation of Literary and Art Circles applauded Zhang Ye convincingly, and some even gave him a thumbs up with a smile, Zhang Ye deserves everyone's praise, this is also the weirdest couplet competition over the years, what is weird? Needless to say, because all the questions were answered by Zhang Ye alone, so this time there was only Zhang Ye as a champion, and the runner-up and third place did not appear at all, and the other forty-nine contestants all accumulated zero points

Isn't this worth a round of applause?

Isn't this worthy of everyone's admiration?

Only Da Lei didn't make any movement and didn't applaud

Zheng Anbang and many people in the Beijing Writers Association also did not look very good, and they didn't give Zhang Ye any applause, they all bowed their heads to their own affairs, and their strength was very small

Zhang Ye saw this scene and smiled coldly.

The hostess smiled and said, "Please come to the stage to accept the award." ”

Zhang Ye got up, walked around to the side and walked onto the stage, and smiled at the two hosts.

Over there, Qian Lao and the other two judges also came up, the trophy was prepared in advance, but three were prepared, and when the staff took it, Qian Lao only took one of them, and the other two runners-up and third runners-up were obviously not used, to be honest, they were also the first time to award such an award to the crowd, and one person abused all the players with an overwhelming advantage, which was unprecedented in the history of the couplet competition.

"Teacher Zhang, congratulations." Qian Lao gave him the trophy.

Zhang Ye took it and said, "Xie Lu, thank you for the affirmation of the judges and teachers." ”

Qian Lao smiled: "It's not our affirmation, this is the honor you have won, and I believe that no one can say anything, this is the most suspenseless championship of the couplet competition"

The audience is laughing, yes, it's really the most suspenseful one

The hostess said, "Mr. Zhang, can you give two acceptance speeches?" ”

"Well, are you sure I want to tell you?" Zhang Ye blinked his eyes.

The male host snorted, so what else is there to be sure about? Doesn't everyone who wins a prize have a testimonial? Thank you to your friends, thank your leaders, thank your parents, etc.?

The hostess knew what Zhang Ye meant by this, "This ......"

"Okay, then I'll say a few words." Zhang Ye turned to face everyone, paused for a second, and said, "I remember before...... Some people say I'm cheating? ”

When everyone laughed again, it was a joke.

Only those people in the Beijing Writers' Association had a bad expression, and their hearts said that you are not finished? It's all gone, and you still mention it? Why are you so small-bellied?

But in fact, Zhang Ye is the master of a small belly, the more some people don't want him to mention it, the more this guy wants to mention it, "I want to know who reported me, and I also want to ask the comrades of the Beijing Writers Association who said that I cheated on stage before, the judges, teachers and comrades of the Federation of Literary and Art Circles did not find out clearly, and finally let me participate in the competition, why did you say that I cheated so definitely as soon as you came on stage?" At a glance, he stared at the young man in the audience, "Do you have to apologize to me?" It's the most basic courtesy, right? ”

The young man stared at him with a dark face, paralyzed, I apologize? Why?

A woman from the Federation of Literary and Art Circles looked at him, "Xiaowu, you should really explain it to everyone." ”

"Apologize, Xiaowu." There is another humanitarian of the Federation of Literary and Art Circles: "This is a live broadcast, everyone is watching, your words on the stage before are really inappropriate, too arbitrary, and it has also affected the reputation of Teacher Zhang, which means that Teacher Zhang Ye has reversed the situation and proved that he did not cheat, otherwise the consequences will be unimaginable, just what you said is enough to ruin a person"

The young man surnamed Wu just didn't go, and closed his eyes with a dead face.

Zhang Ye laughed, "It's a couplet contest today, it doesn't matter if you don't apologize, I'll send you a couplet." ”

Send a couplet?

At this time, you still send couplets?

Everyone was a little stunned, and they were also a little curious about what Zhang Ye was going to say.

Zhang Ye said the next moment: "Rats are old regardless of size. "Because they're all called rats

In the next sentence, Zhang Ye smiled and said: "Turtles have male and female, and the surname is Wu" because they are all called turtles

When the young man surnamed Wu heard this, he almost vomited blood three liters, Zhang Ye, your uncle, you are too ruthless, he was so angry that he was about to scream, his face was green, this is a live broadcast, this is hundreds of thousands of people watching again, scolding himself like this in public? The young man was eager to find a crack in the ground to get into, he thought that if he didn't apologize, he wouldn't apologize, what can you do? But he forgot that this person was not an ordinary person, but the notorious Zhang Yeren who dared to publicly scold the leader and scold the unit at the silver microphone awards ceremony At this moment, the young man really regretted it, paralyzed, I knew that Lu Dao was like this, I might as well go up and apologize

The male host was stunned, "Teacher Zhang"

The hostess was not surprised at all, she knew about Zhang Ye's bad deeds, but she quickly touched Zhang Ye's shoes with her foot quietly, and cried and laughed in a low voice: "Teacher, you ......"

The audience was also stunned

But Zhang Ye was not finished, and continued: "This time I participated in the competition, I was recommended by the Beijing Writers Association, and I won this championship, I also want to thank them, thank you for choosing and sending me to support my Writers Association, and I will also send a couplet." After a pause, he read directly, "The bull's head is happy to give birth to dragon horns." ”

This sentence is quite ordinary, and everyone doesn't see the problem.

But Zhang Ye's lower link made everyone faint, "How could a dog's mouth spit out ivory"

Leaders and members of the Beijing Writers Association: "......"

The people of the Federation of Literary and Art Circles covered their mouths and snickered, thinking that it was too interesting, and the scolding was too lacking in morality

Of course Zhang Ye wants to scold, this time it can be seen from his coming to the competition, none of the people in the Beijing Writers Association have a good heart, make things difficult for themselves everywhere, and play tricks everywhere, if it weren't for Zhang Ye's wit, he would almost be ruined by them, and he was almost ruined from his career as an artist, if the stain of cheating is placed on Zhang Ye, he will not be able to wash it away for the rest of his life, what a big hatred is this? Naturally, he had to get back on the field

Name-calling?

It's not like I haven't scolded

What happened to live streaming? You are the ones who scold

At this time, Meng Dongguo, vice chairman of the Beijing Writers Association, came out of the backstage at some point, and when he heard Zhang Ye openly firing at their Writers Association, he was immediately furious, regardless of whether the live broadcast was broadcast live or not, he grabbed a microphone and carried it with Zhang Ye in the audience, he also said: "Zhang Ye, can't you couplet?" Then I'll give you a question, you listen to me, two apes are broken and deep in the mountains, and the little monkey dares to saw? This uplink has a homonym, and "pair saw" is also a "couplet", which is scolding Zhang Ye

Zhang Ye was happy, he happened to have this Shanglian when he searched for his memory, and immediately counterattacked: "Then you can also listen to me, a horse is stuck in the mud, how can an old beast come out of his hooves" is equivalent to a question

"Good"

"That's right, it's beautiful"

"Ha Lu Ha Le Kill Me"

"Teacher Zhang Ye is amazing"

Some in the audience burst out laughing

Meng Dongguo: "...... mn）*mn”

Vice Chairman Meng's couplet skills are not so deep, otherwise he would have participated in the competition earlier, so he couldn't deal with Zhang Ye at all, and he was defeated as soon as he made a move

But Zhang Ye didn't let him go, "Since you have a question, then I will also ask a question, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven."

Hey?

What's the question?

There are very few couplets stuck on the seven, and if you want to go out of the couplet, it is also one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight? How did you forget a figure-eight?

Then Zhang Ye looked at him, "Can't you come out?" Then I'll give you a link, filial piety, loyalty, courtesy, righteousness, and honesty

That's not right

It's not right to go down

Filial piety, loyalty, courtesy, righteousness and honesty? What about shame? Why is there no shame?

But where are the fools present, a few contestants pondered for a moment, and then they were dumbfounded and analyzed the metaphor of this couplet, "Shanglian forgot one?" The next link went less to a 'shame,?' This is...... Forget (Wang) Eight shameless? I'm sweating."

Wang Ba?

Shameless?

Meng Dongguo's lungs almost blew up in anger, and you surnamed Zhang scolded people?

The male host was sweating profusely, and hurriedly persuaded: "Two teachers, two teachers, both say a few words, say two words less, and the camera is still ......" This is a literati who scolds people without dirty words

Meng Dongguo didn't care, and said directly to Zhang Ye: "On this occasion, you openly insult the Beijing Writers' Association, the staff of our Writers' Association, and the unit that recommended you?" Okay, okay, I can put the words here now, people like you, no matter how talented you are, our Beijing Writers Association will not accept it."

Did you still sue the wicked first?

Are you still in the head, and it's all right?

When you want to step on me, step on me, and as soon as I fight back, you start to press me again? Just because you're an authority unit, you're all in charge? Bullshit

Zhang Ye was simply ridiculous, shook the microphone in his hand, looked at the people who were angry or speechless in the Beijing Writers' Association, and said the last paragraph, which is a limerick poem, the source of which is Guo Degang, a famous cross talk performance artist in his world. Guo Degang's limerick poem can be described as a must-have in Zhang Ye's world, and it is very controversial, especially the one who scolded the leader of Beijing TV Station, which has aroused criticism from many people in the industry, but Zhang Ye chose another famous limerick poem by Lao Guo today, which was written after Guo Degang was rejected by the Spring Festival Gala, which is very flavorful and very interesting.

"The wind is cold, the fog is hazy. The grass is crazy and decaying, and it is difficult to distinguish the wild shop building. The plum blossom pieces are like cuts, and the desolation is all outside the wall. The ice sky is like jade, and the silver branches are like powder. Push brocade was stepped on snow white, opened his eyes and sold less, traveled all over the rivers and rivers to return, and the world was still too narrow after the poem was drunk. ”

Speaking of which, many people didn't understand.

What kind of poem is this? Limerick?

Zhang Ye can also play limericks? It's the first time they've heard it

However, Zhang Ye's poems below, they all understood, and they all laughed one by one, "The wind makes the sound of bamboo return to Xiaoyuan, and the moon moves and the shadow of flowers shines on the Yao steps." is full of tranquility, sighing that all life is fame and fortune dementia. Here, Zhang Ye squinted his eyes at Meng Dongguo and looked at those who made the association, "And open your drunken eyes slightly, let you rise or fall, success or failure......" and said: "I don't like to come."

You don't like to come?

They just said they wouldn't let you join the club, and you came to such a limerick poem?

Hahaha, I don't like to come, and many viewers listened to it all at once