Chapter 1: The Collector

The middle of July is the most vicious time of the sun, and at noon it is even more roasted on the outside and tender on the inside, but Chen Guangda is full of joy, and goes out directly against the sun, although he is about to attend a funeral, but this is also a happy thing for him, because once the person dies, his business will come, even if it is ...... It was his old classmate who died!

Stepping on his nine-handed Santana 3000, Chen Guangda habitually glanced at the funeral supplies behind the car, and after making sure that nothing was missing, he drove to the funeral scene, and in the slightly noisy speaker, the voice of his dream lover Su Tong soon sounded, gently and sweetly broadcasting the news for everyone.

"Brother just received another big order, more than a billion of projects, you should accompany your brother out to celebrate such a happy thing......"

Chen Guangda picked up his mobile phone and sent a voice message WeChat out, and smashed the broken air conditioner that was not very powerful, and soon there was a burst of music on the radio, and his Xiaomi mobile phone also tinkled and said, listening to the same sweet voice as the radio and laughing: "No! Little villain, people want to help colleagues lead the shift at night, let's meet again another day, I won't say much if it's still on the live broadcast!"

"Oops~ This little voice is sweet to me......"

Chen Guangda exclaimed excitedly, although he had not met Su Tong yet, but the photo of Su Tong on the radio was really beautiful, I don't know how many times he had fought with his left and right hands, as long as he thought of Su Tong's long black silk legs, Chen Guangda wanted to die directly on her to enjoy it.

A solemn and solemn mourning suddenly came from outside the car, directly interrupting Chen Guangda's obscenity, he hurriedly drove the car to a pile of white miserable wreaths, stretched out his head to look at himself in the mirror who had begun to get rich, although this is not the figure that a twenty-eight-year-old guy should have, but he always felt that a little fat is more bossy!

"Give me a miserable cry, I can't cry tears and don't give money......"

Chen Guangda yelled at a few old women as soon as he got out of the car, and a group of full-time mourning old ladies immediately howled and cried, and the mourning music doubled, Chen Guangda quickly took the opportunity to order two drops of eye drops, and rushed into the small courtyard of the house with a "wow".

A corpse covered with sackcloth lay upright in the living room, but Chen Guangda was not afraid at all, and directly threw himself on the corpse and cried and shouted: "My good brother, why did you leave, how can you live without us old classmates!"

"Sixth son, sixth son, don't get too excited, people can't be resurrected after death, you should mourn and change......"

Several old classmates hurriedly came up and grabbed Chen Guangda, and their eyes couldn't help but moisten, and Chen Guangda was looking for death and life for a while before he cried, turned his head and squatted in front of a young woman wearing linen and filial piety, and said in a mournful voice: "Sister-in-law, you should also mourn and change, if there is anything in the family in the future, you can just say it, your business will be my business in the future!"

"Thank you, Liuzi......"

The young woman didn't know if she had already cried dry of her tears, her face was very numb and nodded, and Chen Guangda wiped her tears and stood up, and when she left the house, she was ready to go to the mourning hall.

"Yo~Liuzi!...... did a good job just now?"

A handsome man suddenly walked up to him, and as soon as he saw Chen Guangda, he mocked: "If I'm not mistaken, you and Kuizi were the most disagreeable back then, you should be very happy when he died, why are you crying worse than your own mother dead!"

"Liu Shaoyu, do you talk like that? People don't understand the death of debts, and no matter how much I have with him, they will disappear......

Chen Guangda rolled his eyes angrily, and took out a bag of China as if he was ostentatious, but Liu Shaoyu slowly lit a ninety-five supreme, and watched him enter the house with a strange smile, Chen Guangda immediately spat disdainfully: "Phew~ What's the matter, there are two people who have a lot of money!"

Chen Guang walked out of the yard in a huff, what he hated most in his life was someone who could pretend to be more powerful than him, but as soon as he ran to the side of the car, he saw a beautiful young woman hiding under a tree to fan the wind, and her convex and backward figure was very tempting, but Chen Guangda walked up and said lightly: "Yo~ sister-in-law, why don't you go in with Shaoyu, how hot it is outside!"

"I didn't go into that room because I was unlucky, and I was disgusted to run around early in the morning for this in his house......

The young woman fanned the wind with an irritated face, turned her head and said meanly: "If you want me to say that this Kuizi is Fu Bo, seeing that he has been a nail household for several years, the government just agreed to his family's request and hung up, leaving five or six million family property to give to his wife as a dowry, what a short-lived ghost!"

"Damn, he's done so much, by the way, how did he die......?

Chen Guang was surprised and put down the cigarette he just wanted to light, and the young woman shook her head and said: "Even the coroner can't tell, anyway, it's sudden death, I heard that I had a fever some time ago, and I died in bed early this morning, if it weren't for my husband looking for someone to help her, just a widow like Li Lan, I'm afraid I wouldn't even want to build a morgue!"

"Well, the relationship between Shaoyu and Kuizi is still good......"

Chen Guangda nodded subconsciously, but his eyes couldn't help but drift to Li Lan, who was dressed in linen and filial piety in the house, although this Kuizi was very frustrated, but he married a daughter-in-law who was quite beautiful, Wenwen was very delicate, and I don't know which tendon was wrong at the beginning, and he would marry a poor bastard like Kuizi.

"Six sons!"

Chen Guangda was stunned, Li Lan walked out of the house, walked to his side softly and said: "Kuizi and his parents left early, and he and I don't have any brothers and sisters around to help him, I will have to trouble you about the funeral tomorrow, I will definitely pay you how much money you should pay!"

"Hey~ sister-in-law, it hurts my feelings to say money, I and Kuizi have been brothers for many years, and in the future, your family's affairs will be wrapped up in me, and it will definitely let him go......"

Chen Guangda hurriedly straightened his waist, took out a thousand yuan from his pocket and stuffed it into her hand, Li Lan smiled at him very gratefully before returning to the house, but the young woman next to him said in a strange manner: "Look at your bright eyes, think about others, I think you might as well take advantage of the situation now, anyway, widows and singles are a perfect match, and people have such a rich dowry, if you start late, be careful not to pick it up!"

"I said Ding Li, why does your words taste so rancid, am I that kind of person......

Chen Guangda frowned and stared at her, but Ding Li sneered and said: "Chen Liuzi, don't pretend in front of my sister, you did my husband's uncle's funeral, the ten pieces of China burned to him are all fake cigarettes, you even dare to pit other people's dead money, what else can't you do, besides, other people's little widows may not be able to take a fancy to you, they don't know how to pee and look in the mirror, poor dick!"

Ding Li rolled his eyes with extreme contempt, twisted his big ass and got on a red Mercedes-Benz, proud like an Antarctic penguin, the angry Chen Guangda couldn't wait to go up and beat her chest directly, this couple is really a bastard who looks down on people!

"His grandmother's! a pair of dogs and men, don't pit you ...... anyone."

Chen Guang opened the car with a huff and skillfully took out the funeral items that were about to be used, but as soon as he walked into the house, he was suddenly stunned, looked at the corpse on the door panel very strangely, and wondered: "Hey, why does it seem to have moved, Lao Tzu won't suffer from heat stroke, right?"