Day 112 Cherry poop cake

Early in the morning of the third day of the Lunar New Year, Yang Fan called Jin Wei and asked her if she would come to Lihai. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"What are you doing in Lehae?"

Yang Fan smiled happily, "You'll know when you come." ”

"But I can't goβ€”" Jin Wei suddenly remembered the gift that Wu Lan had said, so he continued, "My mother won't let me go out." ”

"Then I'll go to you. ”

"Don't, I don't want to be reprimanded by my parents for the New Year, you should always accumulate some virtue. ”

"But today is important to me, are you really not coming?"

"To go is to cut off relations with my parents, you say whether to go or not. ”

"Okay, it's okay if you don't come, you have to show the gift, right? Otherwise, I just announced the relationship between the two of us on Weibo yesterday, if you don't show it today, won't I be slapped in the face directly?"

Jin Wei sneered, "That was announced by you yourself, I didn't agree, and I told you everything, I'm getting married!"

"Do you think I'll believe it? Jin Wei, don't think that you can come to Lihai, there are some things you can't escape, the person who married you is not him, it's me!"

"What should you do, my mother called me, I'll think about the gift. ”

After Jin Wei finished speaking, he quickly hung up the phone, for fear that he would miss the stuffing if he talked about it for a while.

But in my heart, I was more curious, today is very important to Yang Fan, is it a birthday?

So the gift that Wu said and the gift that Yang Fan wanted were birthday gifts?

It turned out that Wu Chao meant this, and didn't let her deny Yang Fan's words first, so that he could slap himself in the face on his birthday?

Haha――

Thinking that Yang Fan had waited for a long time and didn't wait for his own gift-that scene--it didn't seem to be bad!

At noon, Yang Fan's phone called again.

Jin Wei answered his call with the mentality of watching a good show.

"Weiwei, you're so good to me!"

"Yes? ”

"I received your cake, and I knew that if you fell in love with me, I would do everything I could to be nice to me. ”

Yang Fan was smiling unhappily on the other end of the phone, but Jin Wei was directly stunned.

When am I going to order a cake for him?

What about slapping him in the face?

"Weiwei, I posted on Weibo, you can forward it quickly, today is a good day to show affection. ”

"Okay - I'll forward it. ”

Jin Wei hung up the phone in a daze, and when he opened Weibo, he saw Yang Fan himself, and the Weibo read: Thank you dear for the birthday cake you gave me, I will never let them taste it-

The accompanying photo is the background of the birthday party, Yang Fan happily took a bite of the rainbow cake that looked very appetizing, and a group of friends behind him were rushing up to snatch the cake in Yang Fan's hand, but Yang Fan was blocked by one hand.

There are a few people in that group who Jin Wei knows, all of them are celebrities, and one or two are not too famous.

The momentum is so huge, now many people must know her default relationship with Yang Fan, right?

What kind of New Year's surprise is this?

At this time, Jin Wei saw that there was a new message suddenly displayed on the homepage, so he quickly refreshed it, and sure enough, he reposted Yang Fan's Weibo.

But when Jin Wei saw the content after the forward, Jin Wei finally understood what a real slap in the face was!

Wu Chao was much more clever than she imagined......

The content after the retweet is: You said that you liked the cherry-flavored poop I gave you last time, so this time I specially ordered a poop rainbow cake for you. Domain, how does the poop taste? Look at how you enjoy eating, I'll help you set it for your birthday next year~

Jin Wei held the mobile phone and flipped back and forth with a smile, and couldn't help but pat the sofa and scream......

After watching Yang Fan, do you dare to talk nonsense on Weibo!

But how did Wu Chao know that I had sent Yang Fan a lump of cherry-flavored poop? Could it be that Wu Chao was there when Lu Yi went to see the excitement?

Is he not only disgusting Yang Fan, but also mocking me?

Jin Wei hurriedly called Lu Yi to ask about it.

Lu Yi nodded lightly, "When Yang Fan received the gift, Wu Chao and I happened to be right next to him. ”

"Side-"

"That's right, Wu Lan also looked at the name of the store. ”

"It's so insidious......"

hung up the phone, and the phone showed that there were two Yang Fan's misses, thinking of Yang Fan's crazy appearance after seeing that Weibo, Jin Wei couldn't help but want to laugh.

This wave of disgusting, Jin Wei is really convinced.

Taking advantage of Yang Fan's failure to call again, Jin Wei hurriedly asked Wu Chao.

"You're not going to use it, are you?"

Wu Chao quickly replied to the message: My tolerance is actually average.

Jin Wei said: So I said-

Wu said: It's just expired cream, otherwise I wouldn't wait for the disgust to him, I myself would be disgusted first.

Wu Lan said again: But the truth cannot be told to Yang Fan.

Yang Fan's phone came again.

"Jin Wei, what do you mean?"

Jin Wei pretended to be innocent and said, "Don't worry, I'm choosing a gift." ”

"I have already received your gift, Jin Wei, I really underestimate you. ”

Through the phone, Jin Wei could already feel the anger in Yang Fan's heart, if she was next to him now, he would definitely crush her more than the computer.

But who made her lucky not to be there......

"Got it, how is it possible? I haven't bought it yet?"

"What garlic are you putting in it? Dare you say you didn't buy that poop cake?"

"Poop cake?" Jin Wei pretended to be surprised: "Poop can still make cake?"

"Damnβ€”poop can be made into a cherry flavor, why can't?"

"But I didn't buy itβ€”"

"Then what do you mean by the Weibo you forwarded?"

"Weibo?" Jin Wei continued to be surprised, "You wait for me, I'll take a look." ”

In the past few seconds, Jin Wei hurriedly took a sip of water, and then found a reason to block Yang Fan by the way.

Since he lied to him yesterday that he was going to get married, then find a cake......

Jin Wei adjusted his breathing and hurriedly apologized to Yang Fan.

"I'm really sorry, I didn't expect such a thing to happen, it seems that my husband already knew about what you came yesterday, so he ......"

"Your husband?" Yang Fan roared.

"yes, I told you I was getting married, and you still don't believe me. ”

"Then you were ...... yesterday"

"I said it was forwarded by my husband. ”

After Jin Wei finished speaking, he secretly felt stunned in his heart for a while, if it was because Yang Fan and Wu Chaozheng became my husband, I would definitely give you a real cake on your next birthday.

"Jin Wei, I remember this account today, let's see. ”

"It's not Yang Fan, it's obvious that you're the first to find trouble, and you still keep my account? Your mind is really broad-minded, let's make it clear today, how are you willing to give up?"

Are you angry, am I angry?

Isn't it bad luck to see Yang Fan every time?

The first time I saw him get hit-

The second time I saw him hit again-

The third time I saw him, I almost quarreled-

The rest of this succession was either laughed at by him or calculated by him-

I still feel aggrieved!(To be continued.) )