Xia Fei didn't know where to turn out the pen, ink and paper inkstone, then spread the rice paper on the table, the brush was stained with ink, and with a wave, he wrote fourteen large characters like flowing water. 『』

"The more ruthless the wind, the more ruthless the heart, the colder the weather, the fatter the person......" Xia Fei said proudly, "Tsk, good poetry, if the second master sees it, he will definitely be very jealous of me."

"Puff......" A burst of laughter came from the dark corner of the stairwell, it was still a small voice at first, but the more you laughed, the louder it became, "Hahaha......"

In the end, the man couldn't help it, and rolled out of the stairwell with a smile, still holding his stomach and laughing, and tears came out of his eyes.

This is a short girl, about less than one meter five tall, she is wearing a black tights, holding a strange-shaped weapon in her hand, shaped like a red snake, grasping in her hand, gathered into a sword, scattered into a whip, at a glance it looks extremely vicious.

Xia Fei looked at her for a long time and asked, "What are you laughing at, is it that funny?"

The girl forced a smile and said with a straight face: "Of course it's shameless to laugh at you"

Xia Fei said suspiciously: "Why am I shameless?"

The girl said disdainfully: "As far as the two bullshit you wrote, you also have the face to say that you are writing poetry?" and the more ruthless the wind, the more ruthless the heart, the colder the weather, the fatter and fatter...... It's really funny."

Xia Fei had an expression of humility seeking advice: "Then what do you think is called poetry?"

"Poetry is ......" The girl was suddenly stunned for a moment, of course she knew that the two bullshit sentences written by Xia Fei were not poems at all. But let her define what poetry is, but she is not slackening. In this way, the girl suddenly became angry and said: "I came today to take your dog's life, who has the time to talk to you about what poetry is"

"Take my dog's life?" Xia Fei frowned. "Girl, I think you must be mistaken, I don't have a dog at all, where did the dog come from?"

"Shut up" The girl snorted, shaking the Qimen blade in her hand, practicing the soft snake whip, "Don't play poor here, otherwise, my aunt will cut your tongue first"

"What's going on lately? How have I met some female killers? Women are already annoying enough, but I still want to be a female killer......" Xia Fei couldn't help but sigh and said. "However, it is useless to be fierce with your mouth alone. Call your accomplices out together."

The girl was enraged: "You dare to underestimate me?"

Xia Fei pouted and said, "You are already so short, it doesn't matter if I look at you like this, can you grow tall......er if I don't look at you twice?"

How do you talk to you?

I can't bear it

Those two heart-wrenching words. It was even more unbearable than slapping her twice on the spot, her face fell, and she snorted directly, wielding the Chilian soft snake whip, just like Xia Fei slashing her head and covering her face.

"Grandma hacked you alive today"

The Chilian Soft Snake Whip in her hand is like a venomous Chilian snake, probing into the brain, flashing left and right, and the moves are inseparable from Xia Fei's vital point.

Replace it with ordinary people. Suddenly encountering such a Qimen blade, he will definitely have some scruples when he comes up and avoid the edge for the time being.

But Xia Fei casually stretched out his hand. grabbed the head of the snake with the Chilian soft snake whip, and no matter how the girl killer shook the snake whip, he couldn't hurt him in the slightest.

At this time, she finally changed her face and realized that the young man in front of her was a terrible opponent.

Xia Fei didn't mean to take the opportunity to make trouble, but just asked for a while: "What about your accomplices? Call them out and leave them alone." It can't be my opponent at all, I really don't want to bully you, it's not interesting"

Fuck you, next door

What do you mean you don't want to bully me? What do you mean you don't want to bully me? What do you mean you don't want to bully me?

The girl killer was almost angry and collapsed by his last sentence, and the whole person was going crazy

That's when it happened. A rough voice like a cow's cry sounded outside the gate: "Bastard, let go of Xiaoqing's snake whip"

A man who was one meter nine tall and as strong as an ox rushed in, looking at his appearance, he weighed at least two hundred and fifty pounds, and the ground seemed to tremble with every step he ran

Xia Fei glanced at him, then at the girl killer, and suddenly said, "It turns out that your name is Xiaoqing"

The girl killer Xiao Qingqiao blushed: "Phew, what's my name, what's the matter with you?"

Xia Fei said solemnly: "You can come and kill me, can't I call you by your name? How can there be such a reason in the world? If I don't know your name, it's just that since I know, I must keep calling you."

Xiaoqing was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously asked, "Why?"

"In this way, even if I am killed by you and go to the Netherworld, when the bull-headed horse-faced and iron-masked judges ask, I can also sue them, it was Xiaoqing who killed me, as the so-called wronged debtor has the owner, even if I become a ghost, I will often call your name softly behind your ear......"

Xiaoqing inexplicably felt a tightness all over her body, and a chill slowly rose along her spine.

At this time, Xia Fei deliberately lowered his voice again, and shouted in an ethereal voice like an unjust ghost: "Xiaoqing...... Xiaoqing...... Give me back my head......"

This voice seemed to really ring in Xiaoqing's ears, making her shiver violently, and she was almost so frightened that she threw away the Chilian soft snake whip in her hand.

"Shut up," the man who was as strong as a cow roared angrily, "This bastard is deliberately scaring you Xiaoqing, don't be afraid of my cow Da Zhuang, no demons and monsters can get close to you"

"I don't think you really should have the surname Niu" Xia Fei glanced at him and said, "You should brag about your surname."

You're paralyzed, your surname is bragging, your whole family is surnamed bragging

Niu Dazhuang's mouth was crooked

However, Xia Fei continued: "If you are really so powerful, how can you let such a little hairy girl come out to do the work of a killer and lick the blood with a knife? And just now, why was it not you, a guy who is stronger than a cow, who appeared first, but this little fart girl like a diced radish?"

"Your sister, who do you say is the diced radish? Believe it or not, my aunt and grandmother will sit on you to death?" Xiaoqing was completely enraged, staring at Xia Fei deadly, the bloodshot on his eyeballs came out, if his eyes could kill people, Xia Fei would have been killed hundreds or thousands of times.

But Niu Dazhuang was stupid, and muttered in a voice that outsiders couldn't hear: I originally planned to kill with her, and kill you by surprise, who knew that this girl listened to you read a bullshit poem, and she laughed and peed, exposing her whereabouts and blaming me for not finishing