Tang Bohu drafted a document, or a letter of guarantee, not only clearly wrote the terms agreed before, but also took the initiative to add a few more articles, even Gan was infamous for Qiu Xiang and committed suicide if Qiu Xiang couldn't be happy, which made this guarantee a bit of a teacher's taste. Biqu Pavilion .

After Qiu Xiang read it, she was sure that it was easy to say anything, but it was different on paper, this guarantee was signed by both parties, and it must have a Chinese certificate, which is fully legally effective.

Qiu Xiang felt warm in her heart, and this warmth was different from the heat of summer. For the first time, she felt that it was possible for her to be in control of her own destiny and no longer be manipulated by others, whether in good faith or in bad faith.

"Thank you. Qiu Xiang's eyes like autumn water revealed tenderness, and Tang Bohu's eyes were straight.

"Why do you look at me like this, when you've seen enough. Qiu Xiang said angrily.

"No, no, never enough of it. Tang Bohu was overjoyed.

This sentence made him excited for several days, and the simple phrase "when you have seen enough" is the most wonderful sound of nature for him.

Love makes people blind and lowers IQ, Tang Bohu in love has changed from an old genius to an ignorant teenager, from a gold medal prostitute in a green building to an infatuated lover who has just fallen in love.

He didn't dare to push too hard, although he wanted to be by Qiuxiang's side all the time every day, but he still cautiously "met" Qiuxiang on the street after a few days, and then the two went to a restaurant.

Tang Bohu was a little nervous, and only after drinking two glasses of wine did he relax, and then began to tell jokes.

He was a beginner, and his jokes were not successful, but the first two times he met, Tang Bohu was as solemn as the master of Wudang Mountain, and at this time, his face changed, and he began to stumble and tell jokes.

Qiu Xiang still laughed, not laughed at his jokes, but amused by the clumsy appearance of his jokes.

After laughing, Qiu Xiang realized this, and hurriedly covered her mouth and said, "It's not good, I'm fooled by you." ”

The fifth smiled, Tang Bohu counted in his heart, feeling that victory was in sight, and after he separated from Qiu Xiang, he came to his house to report the good news.

"Listen to this joke I told, the funniest joke of all time. ”

Tang Bohu began to tell jokes to Besides and Xiao Nier, but after finishing speaking, he was stunned, and both of them looked up at him, and no one laughed.

"What's wrong? Isn't that funny?" he was surprised.

"Tang Gongzi, your joke is really not funny, but the way you tell a joke is quite funny. Xiao Nier told the truth.

Besides, he sighed: "Brother Bohu, it's hard for you, now it can be basically concluded that you have no talent for telling jokes." ”

Tang Bohu shouted: "How is it possible, I talked about it at home, and they all laughed." ”

Besides, he patted him on the shoulder: "If you tell jokes, do they dare not laugh? You just read the "Three Character Classic" and "Hundred Family Names" to them, and they have to laugh too, even if they laugh their faces like orange peels, they can't help it. ”

"I said I didn't want to be so shocking, I won the first battle. Tang Bohu realized the truth and muttered.

"I didn't say you weren't successful, I just said that you still have to practice your joke-telling skills. But no matter what, Qiu Xiang's smile is victory, and it is also our goal. There are two more laughs, which is not too difficult. And encouraged.

"Well, I'd like to hear that. ”

"I'll send you a few bottles of good wine to drink, remember to use ice, if you don't have one, I'll send you some. ”

Besides, he walked into Zhou Dingcheng's room, took out a box of wine, and blackmailed Tang Bohu with a lot of calligraphy and paintings, so he should repay it.

Zhou Dingcheng saw that he moved a box at once, it was a full twenty bottles, and he was so distressed that his mouth trembled, and he couldn't speak, and he kept comforting himself in his heart: It's okay, it's okay, there's still a whole cellar in the Marquis's Mansion.

Tang Bohu picked up a bottle of wine and exclaimed, "Where did you get so much tribute wine, I was still able to drink a few bottles a year when I first got married, and after my father-in-law died, I couldn't drink this wine." I'll just take two bottles, I'm sorry it's too much. ”

Besides, he smiled: "Take it all, in fact, I sent you so much, I want to remind you that I didn't bring anything this time." ”

Tang Bohu opened his mouth wide: "Brother, are you here the palace of King Pixiu?"

"He's blackmailing you into addiction, saying it's going to make you miserable and happy. Xiao Nier laughed.

Tang Bohu knew that it was a joke, and then turned his heart sideways: "It's impossible to give you a gift recently, I don't have time to write and draw, if you really want to, keep the account first, and then make up later." ”

"Forget it, the victory of your affair with Qiu Xiang is in sight, if this thing is really done, blackmailing you is not blackmailing Qiu Xiang, I won't be so tasteless. Besides.

"When did you kid have a good taste?" Tang Bohu muttered.

"Brother Bohu is muttering something, I didn't hear it. Besides, he laughed.

Tang Bohu's body trembled: "It's okay, I just said that I have to hire someone to move home in a while, and I can't move it myself." ”

"Pain and happiness, good words, that's exactly how I feel right now. ”

On the way back, he repeated this sentence over and over again, and when he got home, he wrote it down on a piece of paper, and then had someone send it to be framed and ready to hang on the wall of his studio.

"Pain and happiness? Isn't this a description of a woman's first night?" Yuchan wondered when she saw it.

After hearing this, Tang Bohu was like a bucket of cold water splashed down, and his interest was greatly reduced, and he nodded and said, "It makes sense for you to understand it like this." ”

"It makes sense, only a girl's first night can feel this way. But Childe's writing is awesome. Yuchan smiled.

Tang Bohu grabbed Yuchan and asked, "You said that besides, you have already had sex with that Miss Xiao, but this sentence was said by Miss Xiao." ”

Yuchan sneered: "The two of them have been together for more than half a year, can they not have a room? You men, can anyone control that thing in your crotch? That's why I don't care what you do outside, as long as you have me in your heart and come back to me often. If you manage more, you will be full of food. Men can't control themselves, how can women take care of that thing, tie that thing up with a rope and hang it?"

Tang Bohu sneered: "Why are you mentioning it in this matter?" But people outside say that she is still a virgin now, and Miss Xiao is still a virgin. I don't always look like it. ”

"If you believe in this kind of thing, if you don't believe it, it's not, it's just to cover the face of that honorable Miss Pomegranate. The Chen family wants to have a good reputation, and marrying an aunt is a virgin. ”

Yuchan has a kind of gnashing hatred for all the ladies and girls, what is she worse than them? appearance, talent, etiquette, demeanor, strain, and handling things, which one is not much better than these young ladies in the boudoir, but why can't she treat them equally.

Where is the good idea of equality of all beings?

Where did the good Daming Dream go?

Didn't you say okay, in my powerful Ming Dynasty, every man has the hope of becoming the prime minister, and every woman has the hope of becoming the queen and the mother of the world.

Every day, the Tang family is full of books and laughter, and the family knows that their son-in-law is studying hard and telling jokes. Why, no one knows. It's ridiculous in itself.

Childe first spoke a paragraph, and then let out a terrible ghostly laugh, and the family members were all physically and mentally cold. Now, the most headache in the Tang Mansion is this incident, I don't know when the son will gather the family, and then tell a joke, and then everyone has to pretend to lean forward and back together, laughing and shouting about stomach pain, it doesn't matter if you play once or twice once in a while, after all, there is a reward, but once a day or two, the extras not only can't laugh, but they want to cry directly.

After the banner of "pain and happiness" was pasted, it was hung in Yuchan's room. She likes it very much, not because she misses the feeling of the first night, but because she likes the words Tang Bohu, she thinks that these words are much more beautiful than the collection of falling flowers written by Gongzi.

Wen Zhengming suddenly came to visit his home from time to time, he didn't say much, and more often he just sat dumbly. He looks like an old monk sitting in meditation.

Besides, every time I sat with him and drank tea, I was very nervous, as if I was facing a bomb that could detonate at any time.

"What does this man mean? He doesn't say much, he doesn't say anything. Xiao Nier asked.

Moreover, he smiled bitterly: "Let him be, come and entertain." ”

Besides, knowing Wen Zhengming's mentality, even though Yuchan married Tang Bohu, he could still keep a thought in his heart, but Yuchan tore the thoughts in his heart with cruel words, and that place in his heart completely collapsed. And then either annihilation or rebirth, that's something you can't control.

He can often come here now, it means that his heart is being reborn, he is not looking for anything, just walking with his feelings in a daze, this was the place where Yuchan's fate was decided, he may have come here to feel that feeling: rebirth after death.

Moreover, the relationship with Wen Zhengming has always been very bad, when he had a conflict with Tang Bohu before, Wen Zhengming was just helping out and shouting; Later, he restored his relationship with Tang Bohu, but he and Wen Zhengming have never eased up, and have been in a stalemate. Besides, he doesn't care about this, he doesn't have the habit of forcing friendship, but seeing Wen Zhengming's lost appearance, he is still very worried about him.

On this day, the Duchess of England sent a letter with only the number on it: Where is our mutual friend?

Besides, he was awe-inspiring in his heart, knowing that something must have happened to that little gentleman, and he thought that Xiao Jun had already returned to the British Mansion and returned to his wife.

He hurriedly replied to a note: Same concern, same worry, I want to check.

He found Zhou Dingcheng and said, "Xiaojun is missing, we have to look for it." ”

Zhou Dingcheng thought about it and said, "How can I find it? The only ones who can make him disappear are the masters of their empty door, and it is more difficult to find them than to ascend to the sky. These grandsons of the Empty Dao Gate are all underground rats, and as long as they want to hide, no one can find them. ”

Besides, he said: "Don't we also have some masters? Xiaojun has helped us a lot in Fengyang, I can't just ignore it, so you can tell me what I mean." ”

Zhou Dingcheng agreed, he and Xiaojun have a good relationship, when Xiaojun was here, the two often drank all night, and then pursed their lips and howled in the early hours of the morning, causing chickens and dogs to jump in half the city.