Chapter 1566: Practicing Martial Arts
The two little ghosts shouted to learn kung fu, and Ye Qiu's speed was so fast that they were almost crying.
But soon they felt the excitement, as they gradually liked the thrill of running speed.
"A little faster. ”
Ye Yi and Ye Xiaoqiu were both shouting loudly, and the two little kids were getting more and more excited now, because they felt that this extraordinary feeling was really cool.
Because they couldn't run so fast by themselves, they were very happy that Ye Qiu, the strange uncle, took him with him.
Ye Qiu is also drunk, these two little children are enough, and they even want to go faster, it's like death.
However, since the other party had already made a request, it didn't matter if Ye Qiu was a little faster.
Therefore, Ye Qiu poured chakra into his feet, and then kicked violently, the speed rose in a straight line, Ye Yi and Ye Xiaoqiu screamed, and laughed.
"Sister, shall we sing?"
Ye Yi suddenly proposed, such a good mood, if you don't sing, it would be a pity.
"Okay. When Ye Xiaoqiu heard this, he immediately became interested, and Ye Qiu was also a little looking forward to whether the two children who were so young would give him a little surprise, or what kind of singing they would sing.
"Let's get started. ”
As he spoke, the two imps sang together: "Ah...... Yes...... Hurry up, be fierce, and be a little more vigorous......"
"Poof......
Ye Qiu vomited blood instantly, where did Nima, the two little boys, come from, Shelley, they were so lewd and, it simply made Ye Qiu stunned.
He was indeed shocked by the two imps, and the two imps really brought Ye Qiu a little surprise.
Ye Qiu was speechless and hugged the two little ghosts, and rushed all the way back to the village, his speed was getting faster and faster, and he had even overtaken a motorcycle, which was extremely terrifying.
Ye Yi and Ye Xiaoqiu were singing the song very excitedly, repeating those words all the time, and finally Ye Qiu couldn't help it, and after stopping the two of them, they sped up and ran wildly.
"Uncle Blame, why can you run so fast?"
Ye Yi asked puzzled, he found that Ye Qiu's speed was really a block, and he simply exclaimed everyone.
"Yes, Uncle Strange, why are you so fast?"
Ye Xiaoqiu also asked, why is Ye Qiu's speed so fast? They are very interested, and they also want to know, why is Uncle Blame so fast?
Ye Qiu ignored the two little ghosts, there were so many problems along the way that he was going to die, he was so annoyed, and the song, I don't know who taught it, he was really drunk.
He ran all the way to the speed again, just hoping to get back to the village sooner, and then throw the two imps away, as for where he went next?
Ye Qiu hasn't thought about it yet, but at present, he can live where Sakurako is, because he and Sakurako have already had a relationship, and the two can be regarded as husband and wife.
Although Sakura is strong enough for him, Ye Fan still doesn't refuse Sakura's kind of beauty, and there is still a place to sleep, something to eat, and something to do, which is simply the most beautiful thing in the world.
Ye Qiu thought like this in his heart, after an hour, he returned to the village of Tuliusha, and as soon as he rushed into the village of Tuliusha, Ye Qiu threw the two little ghosts on the ground, which was simply too annoying.
"Ouch, Uncle Blame, why are you so violent?"
The two little ghosts fell to the ground, screamed in pain, and then looked at Ye Qiu suspiciously.
Ye Qiu didn't want to talk to them, because these two little ghosts were talking too much nonsense, and there were a lot of questions, and they would ask endlessly, which was simply annoying.
If Ye Qiu was asked to choose again, his mother would definitely choose which tiger.
This thing is simply disgusting.
Ahem......
Of course, the two little ghosts also have a good side, otherwise Ye Qiu would have left the two of them in the mountains on the road.
"Let's go home and eat. ”
Ye Qiu said a word to the two of them, and then returned to Sakurako's house.
Sakurako was cooking, and when she saw Ye Qiu coming back, she shouted happily, "Qiu, are you back?"
Although Ye Qiu lost his memory, Ye Qiu was able to come back to life, and it was already an extremely happy thing here.
Sakura, on the other hand, cherishes Ye Qiu very much, because she is afraid of losing Ye Qiu again, and that kind of pain really makes people want to die.
Sakurako didn't want to be separated from Ye Qiu anymore, because it was too painful, it was ten, hundred, and a thousand times more painful than not having love to do.
"Well, Sakura, are you tired?" Ye Qiu walked into the kitchen, intending to help, because this is already his wife.
Although he didn't know what his background was, when he was born, and what should he do, but being able to meet such a good woman as Sakura was also a kind of happiness for Ye Qiu.
"Don't be tired, you can go out. ”
Sakurako smiled, although Ye Qiu didn't have any previous memories at the moment, she really felt happy.
This kind of happiness makes Sakura very reluctant, she doesn't want Ye Qiu to leave her anymore, because she loves Ye Qiu deeply, really loves.
"You really don't want me to help?" Ye Qiu's hands began to be dishonest as he spoke, and Sakura couldn't help but think that he and Ye Qiu had also worked in such a kitchen and in such a fantasy many times?
"Uncle Blame, tell us Kung Fu. ”
Just when Ye Qiu's hand had just caught Sakura's rabbit, Ye Yi and Ye Xiaoqiu suddenly ran in, one holding a thigh, this is the legendary thigh.
"Hey, Uncle Weird, what are you touching?"
The two little ghosts found that Ye Qiu's hand seemed to be a little wrong, so they let go of their thighs and ran to the front to look, Ye Qiu hurriedly withdrew his hand, and Sakura was blushing.
"Mom, why is your face so red?" Ye Xiaoqiu ran to the front and saw that his mother's face was very red, and he couldn't help but ask suspiciously.
"Yes, why is Aunt Sakurako's face so red?"
Ye Yi also looked at Sakura strangely, why?
They pondered for a long time, and Sakurako said, "It's too hot, you guys go out and play." ”
Sakurako was very embarrassed that she was seen by a child, which was really speechless.
But it's all Ye Qiu's fault, Ye Qiu has already walked out, because he was startled just now.
"Uncle Blame, hurry up and teach us kung fu. ”
The two little children ran out, hugged Ye Qiu's thighs again, and then asked Ye Qiu to teach kung fu.
Ye Qiu is also drunk, these two children look like they are entangled with themselves today, if they don't take out something to fool the two of them, it will definitely not work.
"If you don't learn well at a young age, you just learn to hug your thighs from others, and you can't get any fun. ”
Ye Qiu glared at the two little ghosts, and even dared to hug their thighs.
"Uncle Blame, if you don't teach kung fu, we won't let go of our thighs. ”
As soon as Ye said, he hugged it tighter.
"That is, not only will we not let go, but we will pinch the eggs, crush them. ”
Saying that, Ye Xiaoqiu began to move, and Ye Yi hurriedly made a move when he saw it.
Ye Qiu was so frightened that he hurriedly grabbed the hands of the two children and said, "Shall I teach you to spend time together?" But you must promise me one condition. ”
"What conditions?" the two little kids looked at Ye Qiu suspiciously, did they want to play any tricks?
"That is, you have to listen to me, and you can't just pinch my balls. Ye Qiu looked at the two little ghosts and said, "If you agree, I will teach you kung fu." ”
The two imps looked at each other, then thought for a moment and said, "We promise." ”
They nodded as they spoke, Ye Qiu smiled, and led the two of them out of the house to the open space in the village.
Many villagers saw that Ye Qiu was really well, and they all congratulated Ye Qiu.
To be more precise, he saw Ye Qiu resurrected, happy for Ye Qiu, happy for Sakura, last night's battle with Sakura, but it spread in the village.
Sakurako's screams last night were so ecstatic that they all boiled the men in the village, and they all fought with their wives on the kang all night, and finally vented the anger in their bodies.
Not to mention last night, it was simply a boiling night, even Ye Fan couldn't hold it and came to Sakura four or five times, no, Sakura's legs are still soft now?
This thing is like this, once the man is too powerful, it is the existence that makes a woman's feet weak, and this needle goes down, and it has to top countless needles for many men.
"Ye Qiu, last night was powerful enough, I haven't done it for three years, and my explosiveness is a bit fierce. ”
"Yes, Ye Qiu, I was happy with Sakurako last night. ”
"You're so cool, but we're crying. ”
"Our old thing can't do it, it's not as good as you. ”
"Who can't do it, let's go in and try it immediately, dare to say that Lao Tzu can't do it. ”
"Haha............"
Hearing the jokes of the villagers on Friday, Ye Qiu couldn't help but have a familiar feeling, once upon a time, he seemed to have been teased by these villagers.
And that feeling is very strong, Ye Qiu can believe that it exists, but why can't he remember it all the time?
Ye Qiu was speechless, what was the reason for this?
I can't figure it out, so I don't have to think about it, because the two little kids are making trouble again.
"Uncle Blame, hurry up and teach us, what are you going to do?"
Ye Yi was a little impatient, and after waiting for so long, he didn't even do it.
"That's it, Uncle Blame, are you going to hurry up? We're all tired of waiting. ”
Ye Xiaoqiu is also urging Ye Qiu, it's too slow, whether to teach it or not, if we don't teach, we will have to pinch the balls.
This idea is terrifying, even Ye Qiu is helpless, because these two children are so powerful that they have nothing to say.
He can't fix the two children, and he must not be able to scold, so he can only silently teach the two children to be upright and not to think about pinching eggs all day long.