There was a strange scene in the palace, Liu Jin Liu, who had just been appointed by the emperor as the master of ceremonies, ran around the square in front of a large hall and screamed, showing his teeth and claws, as if he was crazy. And from his body, a 'firecracker' fell out from time to time, and the sound of "bang-bang" shook the earth, and no one dared to come forward.

This qiē is only because the 'firecrackers' are different from the past, the firecrackers thrown by Lord Liu are very powerful, and even the thick stone slabs spread on the ground have been blown out of cracks and broken into pieces, not to mention, there are already guards who have been injured because of this, and they have been blown to the ground.

"Chief, what is Lord Liu doing? Even if it is to celebrate his promotion, he doesn't have to be so fanfare and vigorous, right?" a guard came to the leader's side and said very dissatisfied, looking at Gonggong Liu who was shouting not far away with hatred, clenching his teeth and holding back his anger.

"How are the brethren?" asked the leader, looking away from his head and concerned.

"I was injured six, two are not a big deal, just skin trauma, and the remaining four injuries are strict, some have broken arms and arms, some have broken legs, and they haven't been a year and a half, don't think about recovering, even if the injuries are healed, I'm afraid that the hands and feet are not as sharp as before." ”

After listening to the words of his subordinates, the head of the guard immediately raised his eyebrows, originally thought that Gonggong Liu was just setting off firecrackers and playing around, but he didn't expect to play and poke his eyeballs, it was too much. You must know that these guards are all masters of one in a million, and they have never died on the battlefield, but they were injured by Gonggong Liu's fun, which is really infuriating.

Doesn't this mean that they don't treat these guards as human beings?

"Hurry up and take the wounded brothers to the hospital. The leader of the guards explained.

"Then Grandpa Liu's ...... here"

When he finishes the firecrackers on his body, he will naturally stop. ”

The guards turned their heads to look at Gonggong Liu, who was still pretending to be crazy and stupidly shouting for help in the courtyard, how long is this dead eunuch going to make trouble? Even the emperor has never played with human life like this.

"Come on, come and save me. Liu Jin shouted while running, and when he saw the guards watching from afar, no one came, his heart was angry and angry, and he wanted to kill all those useless things.

But it's strange to say. The square was so big that he didn't even notice where the 'firecrackers' were thrown from, and no matter where he ran, the 'firecrackers' would appear in front of him. It seems to have eyes, and there is also a tracking function, which makes him have nowhere to hide, especially after seeing the power of the 'firecracker' explosion, he can only keep running.

But there will always be a time when the strength runs out. What's more, he was just a eunuch? Usually, in addition to serving people and ordering people, he was a powerful man, and he never exercised, and after running around the square twice, he was tired and out of breath, and his legs were weak, and the soles of his feet were dead, like a sandbag.

Is it really thunder?

"Oops!"

Liu Jin didn't pay attention, and stepped on the dirt pit that was blown up before, not only did he break his foot. also 'poofed', fell a standard dog eating, a mouthful of mud.

Finished!

Liu Jin's heart trembled, his face was full of pain and despair, because according to the previous situation, the thunder would definitely appear in front of his eyes, you must know that the power of the thunder can even burst a hard stone slab, let alone his head melon seeds, it must not be like a watermelon that bursts open?

"Liu Jin, you are a eunuch. Dare to go against God, and let you go from a eunuch to a dead man today. ”

Liu Jin's ears sounded again, no, it was God's voice.

"Oh my God. The old slave is wrong, the old slave knows that he is wrong, so you can spare the old slave. Liu Jin suddenly opened his mouth and shouted, tears and snot, the arrogance just now was completely gone, and he looked like a dirt dog.

He can't care about whether the other party is really God or pretending to be God now. After all, the thunder is real, if it explodes in front of him, then he will not die? As the old saying goes, it is better to die than to live, as long as you can live, it is better than dead. Let yourself survive first, and the rest will be talked about later.

"Spare you, spare you, where is my dignity as God?"

"The old slave kowtowed to you, it was the old slave who was ignorant and offended Tianwei, but the old slave also had a hard time, and now there are people who want the old slave to die, and the old slave is forced to do this, you will forgive the old slave this time, the old slave will definitely set the table and stand up in the future, and worship you day and night. Liu Jin hurriedly knelt on the ground and kept kowtowing to the ground.

Unintentionally, his eyes swept to the front of him and suddenly something came out, he quickly closed his eyes, hugged his head with his hands, and at the same time, his mouth let out a desperate wail.

"Ahh

Liu Jin screamed, loud and hysterical, but after screaming for a long time, he didn't hear any sound in front of him. Strange, is it true that God's thunder is damp? After the firecrackers are damp, won't they not sound?

Liu Jin covered his head with one hand and his face with the other, slowly raised it, his eyes looked out from between his fingers, and when he saw the thing in front of him, he was stunned.

At this time, God's voice came to his head again.

"Liu Jin, killing you is a matter of fingers for me, just throw a thunderbolt while you are sleeping, you don't even know how to die. ”

Liu Jin trembled, and after thinking about it carefully, it was really such a reason, unless he didn't sleep all his life and ran all his life, he would be killed by thunder sooner or later.

"And I found you this time because you have done too much evil in the mortal world, causing the heavens to be angry and resentful, so I came to punish you. The firecrackers before were just trying to test you, but who knew that you dared to openly challenge God and me, it seems that you are really as heinous as those who worship me in the mortal world say. ”

When Liu Jin heard this, he dared to say that someone had sued him in front of God? That was worth it? No wonder God would suddenly find him.

"God, the old slave is just a eunuch in the palace, how can he do heinous bad deeds? Someone must have framed me and maliciously slandered me, you must be the master for me, and you can't listen to the slander of those traitors. Liu Jin hurriedly explained to himself.

"Hmph, do you think I don't know what you did? You deceived your superiors and subordinates, formed gangs, brutalized Zhongliang, and disturbed the court, if I really believed you, wouldn't it really become God's eyes? Therefore, I decided not only to kill you and eliminate harm for the people, but also to torture you, and release the thunder of heaven while you were sleeping, so that you will never have a peaceful night, and blow up to the sky in your sleep. Hahahaha!"

In fact, it's not that Li Dacheng doesn't want to blow up Liu Jin now, but he threw it too fast just now, and all the grenades he brought were gone, and if he threw it again, he had to go home to get it, so he could only take the opportunity to scare the other party, bluff if he could, and reward the other party with a grenade at night if he couldn't bluff, and see if this dead eunuch would dare to sleep in the future.

"Don't, don't. In fact, this qiē has nothing to do with the old slave, the traitors in the palace are in charge, if the old slave does not do what they say, the old slave will have to be tortured to death by them, in fact, the old slave also wants to be a good person, and the old slave also wants to serve the people of the world. God, the old slave is willing to start today, accumulate virtue and do good, and resolve the voice of resentment in the mortal world. ”

"Accumulate virtue and do good? Hmph, if you want to live, just say it, why use such a reason to prevaricate me, do you think that if you say this, I will be able to spare you? The resentment you have caused in the mortal world is too heavy, and now it is too late to make up for it by doing good deeds. It's noon now, and when night falls, when you go to the bed to rest, it will be your Liu Jin's death. ”

"God, please advise, what can the old slave do to resolve the grievances of the mortal world? Liu Jin begged bitterly, "I beg God, you will give the old slave a chance to change his ways, no matter what he does, the old slave is willing to do it." ”

"Really?" asked Li Dacheng, as if he saw a fish in the water about to bite the hook.

"Really, really. Hearing that there was still hope for life, Liu Jin hurriedly responded.

"For the sake of your bitter pleading and repentance, then I will give you a chance, as the saying goes: the prodigal son will not change his money. If I kill you directly, it seems that my god I don't have a stomach. ”

"Thank God for sparing your life, thank God for your mercy. Liu Jin burst into tears and quickly kowtowed.

"The reason why I want to impose heavenly punishment on you is because the resentment you have caused in the mortal world is too heavy, if you are not killed, the entire mortal world will be shrouded in resentment, and then there will definitely be a lot of life, and the consequences will be unimaginable. If you want to resolve grievances, the method is actually very simple, that is, to accumulate virtue and do good, but if you are a mortal, it is too difficult and difficult to accumulate merit and resolve grievances with the body of a mortal. But as long as you can persevere, maybe when you are reincarnated in the next life, you will be able to reincarnate into a good family. Li Dacheng began to pretend to be a ghost again.

The novels I read in school weren't for nothing, and now I use them all.

"Huh, how long does the old slave have to hold on?"

"Decades, lifetimes. ”

"What? for a few lifetimes?"

"Yes, haven't you heard of such a saying? It is called being a cow and a horse in the next life. The cattle and horses you see now are all people who did bad things in their previous lives, and they were used and eaten in this life, so as to resolve their grievances and seek reincarnation in the next life. And the spirituality of those animals is just a vestige of human thoughts left over from the previous life, feeling pain, feeling torture, as a punishment for those who have done many evils. ”

Liu Jin was stunned, no wonder some animals understand human nature, and some animals do not understand human nature, it turns out that animals that understand human nature have done bad things in their previous lives, and they have come to the world to atone for their sins in this life. I don't want to be an animal, I don't want to be ridden or eaten.

"God, is there no shortcut to accumulating virtue and doing good?" asked Liu Jin anxiously.

"Nope. ”

"You're God, you have a way. ”

"Well...... this"

"God, your great kindness, the old slave will never forget. The old slave kowtowed to you!" Liu Jin seemed to have grasped a life-saving straw and hurriedly kowtowed.

"Of course, there is a way, but the price to pay is also very large, and I am afraid that you will not be able to do it. ”

"At what cost?"

"It is to provide me with the most important things in your life, so as to increase your merits. ”

"The most important thing?" Liu Jin thought about it carefully, suddenly glanced at his crotch, looked up at the sky and said, "God, the most important little baby of the old slave is gone, or the old slave will go to the treasure room to get it, and then supply it to you?"

…… (To be continued.) )